As you are walking to your car, you see pic related pouring sand into your cylinder head.
Wat do?
Laugh because i ride the bus
Slap his waifu on the ass
Pull out my concealed .45 acp and tell him to back the fuck up then shot his thigh and watch the insol ooze out
Cylinders? Where we're going we don't need cylinders!
How did he get my head off?
Shits corroded as fuck
I'd thank him for giving me a car I guess, even if it now has sand in it.
>>14623247
>chaste white
u-unf
>tfw there are only like, fucking 350 CYM FDs in the US and they'll be boomer-tier expensive by the time you can afford them
>>14623238
Shooting to wound gets you in jail. Shoot to kill and say that you had to mag dump because you feared for your life and you worried that .45 wasn't going to be enough.
>>14623259
>no RX7
>no waifu
>no hope
Anhero is the way to go.
>>14623259
Innocent blue mica is best FD colour.
t.owner of brilliant black
>>14623198
Thanks man, I was doing a head swap next week anyway, all the parts in the trunk. All you've really done is strip it for me
>>14623296
fug, that looks good too
What is objectively the worst RX-7 FD color then? I think the silver doesn't do anything for me.
>>14623265
Where the fuck are you from, Canada?
Get into car, start engine, drive over kapitalist pig and continue on with my day.
>such is life with majestic Lada of Soviet Union
>>14623198
Not really worry a whole lot, everyone knows that sand blasting is the best way to clean away built up crap like carbon. I might even ask him to pour some in the into so that I polish the manifold on someone elses dime.
>>14623198
Wonder how he managed to get to the cylinder head in my mid-engine flat 6 convertible while I was gone for like 5 minutes
>>14623471
vintage red does the car 0 favors imo
>>14623198
Walk up to him, give him the upper cut of his life and he down on ground. I'll write on a paper "please don't reproduce" with a condom stapled on it on his underwear.
>>14624037
You have shit taste, newfag
enjoy my insurance payout
Thanks him, I've been waiting for my engine to die so I can justify a swap. Fucking 70s Japanese engines never die.
>>14623198
>Pull out firearm
>Tell him to go away
>He does
Simple really.
>>14623265
>>14623558
I'm the US if you "shoot to wound" the prosecution can argue you weren't truly in fear of your life because you had time and clarity of mind to think about what part you shot. You're taught to just mag dump in 99% of self defence courses because it will keep you out of jail the most often.
>>14623247
That's a wankel. You ain't going nowhere.
>>14623210
Underrated post
Tell him his calves are girly & weak
Show him my Ahhnold calves
Mfw I dont even lift brah
Also giggling cause looks like he can't even fap with all that muscle in his way
>>14623198
How is that possible? Must have baby hands to work on my 300ZX.
>>14623198
>Wat do?