I purchased a lemon and had it insured for 12,000 dollars. What's a good way to scam my insurance company to recoup my money?
I was thinking about setting it on fire or leaving the keys in it in a bad neighborhood and reporting it stolen.
Nice try Progressive. Downsaged
>>14614575
first make sure you post a detailed green text of your plan on a public forum like 4chan
>>14614575
Drive like a complete idiot.
Marry a suicidal man, buy him a car, buy auto insurance and life insurance for him, then orchestrate a crash that kills him but only injures you. Get the life insurance money and the money for the car repairs.
>>14614575
Keep driving it until it carks it.
>>14616713
Redlining from a cold start, every single time.
Drive into on coming traffic in first gear
>start car
>jam shifter up your ass
>drive at 100mph and head for ditch
>>14614575
Flashlight under the dash with magnifying glass and burn some wires. electrical fires are untraceable
>>14614575
>yfw too retarded to come up with an original plan to total vehicle
>>14616713
>>14616719
>this isn't how insurance works
>>14614575
go in shady neighbourghood sells your car to some gangsta for quick cash say to him that it's stolen
report it stolen collect money
maybe use a buddy has witness of the theft
collect $$
>>14616756
>electrical fires are untraceable
>wrx insurance rates
>Put a helmet on
>Seatbelt
>Ride directly into a tree and claim you swerved for a child on his pedal bike
>Make sure you're going fast enough to deploy airbags
Don't ghost ride it into a tree or a telephone pole. Make sure you're apart of the incident.
>>14614575
Jam on the brakes in front of a semi
>>14614575
>now watch me insure
>now watch me may may
SILENTOAD
My uncle is an adjusted and there's no great way to do this...
For paint the best way is to key the car yourself.
For bumpers hit the fuck out of something you put in the road, make sure a tab breaks.
For a whole car your going to have to actually crash it. Especially given the value of yours. If you have the opportunity to flood it then go for that. Otherwise buckle up and slam it into something.
