If the US presidential candidates were vehicles in a demolition derby, what would they be?
>>14595854
Trump would be in the presidential Cadillac.
That's all I know.
>>14595854
Ted Cruz would be in an automatic F 350
Shillary would be in a stanced civic, since her think tank told her that would sell.
Trump would be in a W16 powered Oscar Meyer weinermobile
Sanders would be in a Death Race styled Prius
Bernie would be on a bus, or not participating.
Rubio would be an ancient nigger-rigged Cuban car.
Trump would be a Rolls.
Cruz would be a Honda Pilot.
Hillary would be a generic crossover, that does nothing right but people like anyways.
Bernie: Toyota Yaris
Shillary: White Cadillac Esclade
Smug Ratface: BMW 3 series
Trump: Hummer H3
Rand Paul: Pontiac Aztec
I hope you know Donald Trump has a Rolls Royse collection.
>>14596019
>Donald-Trumps-Bentley.jpg
>is a rolls
u 'avin a giggle m8?
>>14596019
>stance
>ever
Wat is this
>>14596019
>Driving a rolls-royce phantom
>not being chauffeured in it
disgusting
>>14597098
>doesn't like driving
Why are you here?
>>14597119
Those kinds of cars are built for chauffeuring anon. The backseats are made to be much more comfortable than driving up front (which is still super comfortable), and since its a $200,000 limousine anyway...
Meanwhile, a Rolls Royce Dawn would be better suited for driving. Or a Ghost for that matter.
>¡Jeb!
>>14597129
It was given to him when he bought new engines for his jet.
>>14595854
Trump would have an old Rolls-Royce or a Range Rover. Gold, of course.
Cruz would have a star spangled Ford F150, with the back filled with guns and chainsaws.
Rubio would have one of those Cuban Yank Tanks. Although, the parts have been scavenged from Soviet cars.
Kasich would have a Chevy Tahoe, to appeal to everyone but no-one is paying attention.
Sanders will turn up in some sort of hybrid, doesn't matter what the badge is, as long as it's eco-friendly.
Clinton would have something completely bland and generic. No matter the badge, as long as it appeals to everyone.
And some late breaking news! Carson's stopped at the gates on his riding mower, still shouting he's relevant.
>>14596480
I thought I was the only one who noticed
You guys are all wrong about Cruz.
He'd be in a Camaro, because it makes a big show of being an American car but is actually built in Canada.
>>14595869
underrated
>>14598868
WINDSOR
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Quality vehicles are built 4 kilometers from the states
>>14596019
Jesus Christ those cars are absolutely massive.
>>14595979
Not even, he's a fuckin Honda Insight.
>>14599272
>quality vehicle
>Camaro
pick one
>>14599274
>>14599305
holy fuck nigga
>>14595869
fpbp
>>14598744
Those ain't the same company, Anon.
Trump would be pic related
