>go to test drive a mazda 3
>walk in dealership
>stinks like cigarettes
>salesman comes up to me
>he is missing 3 front teeth
>one more dead tooth
>asks me what I'm interested in
>tell him
>he gives me to a woman on her first day
>she also is missing a front tooth with another dead tooth
>not very knowledgeable about the car
are all mazda dealerships this bad? I went to the volkswagen next door and they were all nicely dressed, didn't smell of cigarrettes, and had all their teeth
>>14586575
Since when did missing teeth become a bad thing? Judgemental assholes
To answer your question, no not all of them are like that. The one I went to near me was alright and professional. You just happened to go to a crappy one.
Where the fuck do you live op?
>>14586615
Denver, CO
>>14586575
>needs a dealer to tell him information about a ar he is looking at buying
jesus christ. i bet you don't even know how to haggle. you're a faggot.
>>14586610
Unless you're a hockey player you shouldn't be missing teeth.
>>14586623
there were a few features I wanted to know more about. Why wank to a car online for months when I can just go drive one?
>>14586622
I know the dealership you're talking about, fucks those guys
>>14586575
>be me
>go to test drive a dodge dart
>stinks like moonshine
>salesman comes up to me
>he is missing 3 fingers
>married to his cousin
>asks me what I'm interested in
>he gives me to his sister on her first day
>she is missing an eye
>she is also married to the first guy
>not very knowledgeable about the car
are all chrysler dodge jeep ram dealerships this bad? i went to the volvo next door and they were all chinese
>>14586883
>reeks of moonshine
>cousin fucking
Were you in North Carolina?
>>14586624
>car hits me from behind while im stopped at a light
>smash my mouth on the steering wheel and lose 2 bottom teeth
I guess since Im not a hockey player its my fault
>>14586949
>get monies for lose of teeth
>get new teeth
>>14586949
I have 2 fake teeth but you can't tell
I would never go about in public without all my front teeth
Old high school friend's dad had full upper frontals because some kid from a peewee football team ran helmet first at him and popped him in the mouth
>>14586575
How did you like the 3? Looking at them as well.
>>14587134
it's got some neat features even in the base model. It's a good car at that price range.
That being said I think the seats could be more comfy, and it's pretty slow, and I wasn't too keen on the shifting (I drove the 6 speed manual)
>>14586883
>and they were all chinese
im laffin