what's some of the asshole-y shit you do while driving?
>someone speeding to get past me
>put the pedal to the metal
>>14479965
I'll only do this is they're driving like an ass and weaving through traffic. I'll match my speed with someone in the fast lane and rolling roadblock him. Leave earlier faggot.
>>14479965
That and changing lanes without blinker because California driver
Nothing. I'm not a 40 year old single woman bernie voter.
Nothing because I'm not an edgy teenager or some autistic faggot who polices people
>>14479988
>fell for the trump meme
LE BUILD WALL XDD
>in middle lane cruising 5 over empty highway
>guy comes up behind me doing BMW leasee speeds
>can pass on the left like a normal person
>or on the right like a dumbass
>nope he has to stay in this middle lane
>he starts tailgating me
>cruise control
>start dropping 1mph every few minutes
>finally he realizes I'm going the same speed
>as he starts passing on right
>increase cruise control
>call the cops and report their car for dangerous driving
>they speed away
>few miles later they're on the side of the road with a cop car
always kek when people pass on the right and get stuck by exiting traffic.
>>14479965
yea.....i've seen that happen. Except the guy's econobox had no chance in hell of keeping up with the GT500
meh, my opinion is don't be dumb. doing that turns both of you into road hazards
>asshole weaving through traffic
>waiting for me to pass another car
>I slow down to match the speed of the car next to me
>asshole starts tailgating me and slowly gets more aggravated
>mfw
Fucking yanks I swear to god
I mean this as a southerner not a foreigner
>>14479965
Literally this photo, I love it when people try to pass me because they are mad
>maintain safe distance behind someone doing the speed limit
>douchebag mccumguzzler rides ass harder than kim kardashian on that BBC
>pull to side to let douchebag go
>douchebag is now stuck behind whoever's doing the speed limit
>merge back
>laugh and honk horn while flipping douchebag off through windshield
>>14480166
>tfw I do this in my civic and can't pass people on my commute up a mountain because lolnothingleft
>>14480020
Really man? Calling police over that? Must not be a normie.
>>14479997
>if you don't support my favorite retard then you're a retard!
Why must you morons live in my country?
Block cunts that ride a lane that ends all the way to the barrier and tries to force their way into traffic.
>driving in 2 inches of snow
>guy's been tailing my ass
>at stop light
>turn off traction control
>hit the gas real hard when the light turns green
>>14479965
Done it once against a new 4cyl., whooped my shitbox 6cyl. pigfat ass.
>>14480220
This. 9/10 times here, people will let you in if you just put your signal on and match speed with the flow, but there's always that one faggot.
>>14480033
>Riding on a highway, doing a bit over the limit
>Coming up to the city, Chad McFuccboi in his barely lifted F-150 is flying up on the left, doing maybe 160 in a 100km/h area
>Doot de doo, decide to sloooooooooooooowly pass the semi as we slow down to enter the city
>Chad and his cokehead pals are pissed. High beams flash, radio is cranked, his pals are all leaning out the window and slapping the side of his truck like a bunch of monkeys
>Catch driver's eye in his mirror, it's this Popeye looking guy, looks pretty annoyed
>Jake brakes the fuck out of them with their heads maybe 5 feet away
>Slapping stops, windows go back up
>>14479965
>BMW wants to get into my lane
>Tries to pass in front of me, but runs out of room because of the car in front of him
>Tries this 2 more times
>Gets pissed and cuts behind me, tailgates me hard
>I engine brake hard, being sure not to touch activate my tails lights because 1) red light is coming up 2) it makes him even madder lol
I like to engine brake rather than hit my wheel brakes because if feels just that more passive-agressive
>>14480020
I've called the cops on people doing stupid shit before but never had the satisfaction of seeing them pulled over down the road. Most recent one was a guy that blew by me on the right in the middle of town. It's a 5 lane road, two each way with a turn lane down the middle and the speed limit is 40. I was going almost 50 and the car shot by on the right. I floored it and ended up going about 85 to maintain the same speed as him.
>see what looks like chinese 18 year old undergrad get in Huracan on campus at 11 PM
>in my beaten up commuter Civic about to leave the parking lot
>he goes first
>he's crawling up to the exit, taking the turn slow
>ok, that's fine, it must be hard to see out of or something
>now we're on a two-lane road heading towards the stop light before a major road with a 20 mph speed limit
>he's meandered over between the lanes, half in the opposing lane, crawling at 5 mph to avoid the curb
>avoiding the curb by about 4 or 5 feet on either side
>i crawl up right on his ass and stay there until the stop light
Saw him on the freeway two days ago again. He was doing 50 mph. Sat a reasonable distance behind him until my exit. I guess he's not rich enough to not give a shit about his Lambobambo like the Ferrari 458 commuters here.
>>14479965
Glad I don't have to worry about that.
When I'm overtaking at WOT most cars couldn't keep up if they shifted down two gears.
>>14480220
But zipper merging is more efficient. Where do you want them to merge?
>opening in morning commute traffic
>run 4th gear out and throw it into 5th
>doing 120mph+ by then and start slowing down
i've started doing this at least once in my commute. its scarier because i have a fuckhuge rear swaybar so at 100+ i can feel the back end start to shimmy
i think im losing the fear of death and the will to live
Preferably before the lane ends, somewhere within the 800 feet of space given. I've seen quite a few accidents waiting in traffic at that particular area because they never come to a full stop, they wedge their way in without even giving it a second look.
>>14480202
>>14479997
as someone who isnt american, i seriously hope trump wins
can't wait to see the us economy crash, dollar value needs to go back down.
>>14479965
of course BRZ fags would be this stupid
>People on my ass
>flicks cigerette out sunroof
>11 pm driving home from gym
>Blasting my weeb tunes and doing 120km/h in a 50km/h area
>At stoplights
>Car coming behind me
>Thinking of letting it rip off of these lights again
>Nah I think I'm done for today
>After the lights see the car on my side
>It was a cop car
Fucking close one there lads. I think someone called the cops on me, and I got lucky they didn't catch me in the act.
>>14480020
>guy comes up behind me doing BMW leasee speeds
top kek
>>14480020
>in middle lane cruising 5 over empty highway
Seems you're the asshole here.
>guy tailgating me for miles on end
>he switches lanes and tries to pass me
>speed up and block his shit
>he proceeds to enter my lane again behind me
>slow down to speed limit
>he starts honking and tailgating again
lmao get fukt
>passing semi going 80
>fat bitch in an escalade zooms up behind me
>and by fat bitch I mean faaaat bitch
>is literally riding my ass, close enough that I can see her pounding the steering wheel with her fists yelling "GO FASTER GO FASTER GO FASTER"
>her jowls jiggled with every word
>match speed with semi for the next 10 miles
>>14482615
How would someone call the cops on someone doing 120 in a 50, they'd be gone far before they could even get a hold of the phone
>>14483542
Doesn't mean they won't try. Usually it's someone going 80 in a 50 or something similar.
>>14479965
If someone starts to pull out behind to overtake me without using their indicator, I indicate and pull out in front of them and speed up to 3 or 4mph fasther than the person in front of me until I've passed.
>>14480182
this post made me lol.
>>14480534
as soon as safely possible.
>>14479965
front of traffic light
red
green
stay there for a bit
green starts to blink
advance
>>14483286
I agree with this guy.
>>14479970
What if the dudes got his wife in labour or a friend with a compound fracture trying to race to the hospital.. Just mind your own business and gtfo
>on the "fast" lane
>going 10-15 over the speed limit
>car behind me all up on my ass
>he goes to the next lane to try to pass me
>there a car there so he has a small gap
>speed up and don't let him pass
It's fun being an edgy driver sometimes
>>14480628
>trump
>crashing economy
Stupid yuropoors
>>14483625
then he should call 911
just because your babby is going to explode out your wifes used fuckhole doesn't mean you suddenly get to break laws. And maybe his friend should be more careful and not get compound fractures
>>14483625
Then they either
>call an ambulance
or
>understand that they don't drive an emergency vehicle, and must obey the road rules like everyone else.
When has being injured ever allowed you to speed or break other laws? This isn't a romantic comedy where the copy escorts your ass to the hospital, bucko.
>>14479970
>how to turn one fatality into two
>>14483638
>call 911
>pay shekels to jewbulance
found the juden. m8, just mind your own business and be on your way. life's too short to worry about what every fuckhead is doing.
>>14479970
>weaving through traffic
wouldn't have to do that if we had any semblance of lane discipline
>>14480020
Why would someone go on the Internet and tell lies?
>>14480628
Does not understand how the world economy works
>>14483300
So you're the asshole for sitting in an overtaking lane and not getting out of the way for faster moving traffic. Why do you care that other people are driving faster then you? Is driving around town a race too you?
>>14483649
But they're probably not breaking any laws.. They're just trying to make it through traffic at the speed limit, and some cock like yourself won't let them pass.
>>14480628
Someone is illiterate here, can you into economics 101 m8?
>>14479970
Your gonna get your ass pit maneuvered or followed and beaten real bad one of these days... There's some crazy people out there, so be careful.
Why don't you go be a cop instead of trying to impersonate one. I bet you'd make more than your pizza delivery job pays now.
>maintaining a safe distance between the car in front of me
>some dude speeds past and pulls into it leaving less than a car length between both vehicles
>cuts into the side lane after that
why the fuck do they do this
just merge earlier instead of straight into the line off the ramp
>>14483703
>There's some crazy people out there
Ain't that the fucking truth. People are fucking crazy, it's not worth the pissing contest unless you're just that insecure.
>>14483634
£ stronger than $ . com. Euro stronger than $ . org.
>>14483715
and how is that relevant?
Another one
>making right turn at a red light
>cars coming so can't go
>faggot behind me honks
>wait til the light turns green
>proceed to turn as slowly as possible
>faggot turns into the other lane
>i floor it and get in front of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReLEihx8mk0
Passing in freeway on ramps and on the shoulder.
I sometimes rely completely on the other drivers not fucking up. Shits fun.
>>14483638
Actually yes it does. Because no cop is going to give the man a ticket if he has a genuine reason like that to be in a hurry.
Why the hell do you think police ask people the reason for driving so fast? To see if there's a good reason
>>14483928
This. Was at buddy's house when his wife went into labor. We hoped in his car, ended up getting pulled over for speeding. Cop gave an escort to hospital and a congratulations.
Everyone wants to be Judge Dredd though.....so....whatever, more bodies for the crematorium.
>>14483729
Do this all the time on my way to work because pedestrians
i ride my bike like a dick because it's fast and everyone else is slow
in my car or truck i'm a granny
