This truck slaps your vehicle on the ass.
Wat do?
>>14255807
Laugh at his penis
Tie a chain to his drive shaft and to my car and haul ass
>>14255807
Call the police and file a crash report
>u wot m8?
Proceed to drag his ass for a bloody mile.
>>14255807
>Smash my brake
>Get rekt by this fatass edgy truck
>Sue him for murdering attempt
>Buy a brand new car
>Send him a twingo plushie in jail
go offroad.
>>14255841
>sue him for attempted murder
you want to know how I know you don't have a car and are under age?
>>14255807
blush, try and make small talk
Laugh at how he screwed up his front end hitting my 40" high stepdeck. Just keep rolling too as it wouldn't cause any damage.
Pic: my brother taking pic of me passing him
>>14255807
>turn around with this stupid fucking smile on its face
>truck begins to question it's sexuality
>mx5 pops its trunk and asks for another
>truck is axle deep in a faggot mx5
>truck is loving it
>mx5 is loving it
wat do
>laugh when you trade in your bro truck for a girls car
>>14255807
>slam on brakes
>total my tacoma out
>use insurance monies to buy a SAS toyota pickup and spend the extra dosh on modz
>thank you brodozer driver
>>14255896
>trucker brothers
sounds like fun
>>14255918
Yes life's good
Ignore it. He's clearly just a try-hard, attention-needy faggot with insecurities because daddy ignored him as a child.
>>14255927
How often do you tag-fuck truck stop hookers?
>>14255852
Kek
>>14255953
NICE
>>14255896
>long nose trucks
discarded
>>14255927
Nice trucks m8
>>14255807
Remind him he has to prep his wife's bull, or she won't let him out of his chastity cage for another week.
Since it's a Ford truck slapping my 2015 Ford Mustang I'd let him make passionate love to her to continue the bloodline of the master race.
>>14255807
Sorry FordBearFag, my car's not gay...
>>14255807
SMALL PENIS COMPLEX
Tell him to bend over
>>14256394
Allot of incestuous love making has been done in that vehicle.
Take a corner at speed. He'll never catch up.
>>14256404
>clone yourself
>change some chromosome
would you ?
the down side being that where you concentrate strength weakness also abides
>>14255824
This desu senpai
>>14256544
Having a foot for a stomach isn't ideal
>>14255807
call him a faggot and head to nearest multi-level parking lot. Watch him gets stuck in a tight turn or hit the "maximum height" bar
>>14256584
that's one hell of an error rate
not to say that birth defects do not have other biological and environmental causes
>>14255953
lol'd
>>14255852
You want to know how I know your an uneducated moron
>>14255980
>Euro truck lover
Keep it at 50mph with your auto tranny king of the road!
>>14255807
>>14256707
>going over 100 km/h in a fully loaded truck
Go find a steep hill t
Actually go offroad.
>>14256956
Ery day
>>14255838
>15 year old girls who just got their license can legally drive this
>>14255841
>he has a dashcam
>countersues for insurance fraud
>he walks away with even more money to waste on tasteless modifications
>>14258376
Use E-brake. No lights. It will just look like the other guy sped up
Get the driver's license and insurance information.
Let it crash into me
Then watch as a truck five times the size of my Honda Civic crushes itself while my shitbox barely gets scratched.
Laugh
>>14256648
>defending incest
>>14255807
>slash the stupid fucking big boy tires
>owner has no money left because spent all money on ridiculous truck.
>truck is rendered useless.
>>14259262
>slashing tires on a truck
You realize that knife is going straight into your face if you do that, right?
>>14259203
fuck yea love those old trucks. they were actually cool. new ones are fucking luxury vehicles. when I see those new trucks I think to myself, I wonder if they also own a Mercedes?
>>14259254
>>14259266
no its not i've done it before.
>>14255807
laugh because all he touched was my spare tire
go gently around a curve and watch as he understeers into a ditch, rolls, and the owner dies
>>14259285
He probably drives a Ford too
>>14255807
That truck wouldn't slap mine on the ass.
My car is a female. Lifted trucks are all gay males, owned by gay males.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Ford fan. But lifted trucks? Faggots. Oily faggots.
>>14255953
>truck stop hookers
they're called lot lizards friend
>>14259375
Sick G-wagon
>>14259375
>all he touched was my spare tire
What about your smashed rear door?
Challenge that 8 thousand pound truck to an off-road session and then load him up on my flatbed when he gives up
>am ded axle is in my lap