>>14237031
I drive away before they crash into me.
Get real close and spray my wiper fluid ]
by that i mean throw my shit jug at them
>>14237031
clean my fucking car
Sup Bitches want to go to a party?
>>14237031
Everything about this picture makes me angry, every time I see it.
Besides the main thing, of the driver not even looking at the road, I can't believe how carefree the chick in the back right seat is, she's the only one not looking at her phone, and yet she looks like her parents are driving her to church or something, she's got that much confidence in the driver.
>>14237092
>I can't believe how carefree the chick in the back right seat is, she's the only one not looking at her phone,
Her phone is in her hand.
>and yet she looks like her parents are driving her to church or something, she's got that much confidence in the driver.
She's looking longingly out the window while waiting to hear back from Chad McCuck to see if he's going to spend half his pay check on her tonight.
>>14237031
rev my engine and put on my 200 dollar blue tinted ray-ban
>>14237031
Oh shit, I just realized that I recognize where this photo was taken... and now it's a lot less surprising!
It's off Santa Monica Blvd (northbound) in Los Angeles, just north of Westfield Century City- a mall just southwest of Beverly Hills where you can expect to find overprivileged cunts like these.
Also amusing is the dirty window through which the photo was taken, it kinda looks like the photographer is on a bus.
pic related, street view of the same spot
>>14237673
Shit, forgot pic
>>14237686
when in was 20, 8.5 years ago, we took a trip in south west and were in la for 1 week, my dad got threathened by a 14 year old for some change or he would die, is this also common?
im going to google map the place, giv eme a second.
>oh my god, i have a girlfriend you fucking presumptuous whores
>>14237722
Around that specific spot, that sort of thing is not common. Elsewhere in LA, possibly.
>>14237673
>>14237722
we were staying in a motel 6, there was also a homeless nigger begging for change while eating chicken wings and complaining about his wife starving and living under a bridge, we said we didnt speak english and he went apeshit. i would like to go back to la to cruise around but this place scares me.
>>14237760
coordinates
33.945418, -118.367260
>>14237031
>maybe I should turn the volume down, stop singing along and change the track to something other then "the Final Countdown"
>...naaaaaaah
>>14237031
i take a picture from the bus window
Those girls aren't even hot
And you are on the bus
>>>/n/
Roll coal cuz merica
>>14237760
Sounds about right. I live in Irvine and had to travel to Beverley Hills and LA a few times last year. The drive there is horrible and the city is always awful.
>go to see Mad Max at the Chinese Space Museum with gf
>shit's amazing
>leave theater at 11:30 PM
>oh shit, parking garage is locked, only one sign saying when it closes in the smallest fucking font possible
>two other groups of people gathered around it thinking about what the fuck to do
>it's midnight on Hollywood Blvd.
>wander around calling hotels for a while, most cheap ones filled, only one available within walking distance was $250 a night
>go to buy some food nearby
>Mexican guy comes out of convenience store screaming and grabbing his crotch at a security guard after trying to steal food
>homeless wandering everywhere
>sleep in hotel for a couple hours and wake up before they can tow my car
>on the way back at 6 AM, watch homeless man outside of that mall near the Chinese Theater scream at passing cars and strip jangling his homeless peen
>see oncoming police car, he quickly dresses himself but it's too late
>circle back around later after I got the fuck out of the parking garage without paying and see like 4 cop cars and firetruck in the same spot
Earlier that day, I was called racist twice for not buying a guy's mixtape and not responding to another guy selling some shit in crowds of Spidermen and Batmen.
What the fuck is LA.
>>14237871
jezes
Honk and see if they jump the gun and drive into the intersection. Should be Kek worthy.
roll down window and yell
>'PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN CUNT'
>'ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS'
>>14237973
donorcyclist detected https://youtu.be/a1bO28JA9C4
>>14237031
>be too busy texting to notice
>>14237982
what the fuck kind of acid trip is this?!
>>14237982
>>14237031
Rev my engine at them. Bimmerfags would want to race me anyway. At least it'll make them pay attention and drop their phones.
>>14238152
>a bunch of chicks in a convertible BMW
>wanting to race because hurr durr bmw
You're a fucking dumbass.
>>14237031
Look over once in smugness avoiding eye contact hoping as soon as I look away they look towards me
>>14237982
Looks like the cunt spends all his time trying to catch people glancing at their phones at a red light.
I blast my train horn and hope it scares at least one of them enough to accidentally throw her phone out of the vehicle. I giggle like a little kid and holler 'Get off your fucking phone!'
>>14238175
I'm not going to race them. I'll just idle a bit while they speed off. If they run into a pole, whatever.
>>14238210
So not only are you a dumbass, you can't even read.
I'd rev my engine like a mad cunt.
95 blazer with an exhaust delete.
Yes, delete. It's kinda just, engine>headers>O2 sensor>atmosphere. It makes it stupid loud.
Like, retarded loud, louder than my buddies track only C6 Vette.
I mean they'd probably try and call the cops on me for aural assault, but who cares, cops don't.
>this photo was clearly taken from a bus
I sink back into the piss-soaked seat of the disgusting public transit I'm riding, and pretend I don't hear the homicidal ramblings of the homeless man 3 feet to my left. I shut my eyes and think of that time a second Twix bar fell down in the candy machine, and try not to fall into another stress-induced coma.
>start reving
>they look at me and accept the challenge
>completely obliterate them with my turbo SW20
>laugh at them
>>14238225
you sound like a public nuisance
i bet i pay more in taxes than you, and take less from social supports
[other generic assumptions about your social class]
>>14237871
>I love LA!
Seriously though, they lock the garage at 11 at night ...
>>14237086
>>14237666
The only two correct answers
I'd step on it so they're nowhere near me
>>14237673
Excuse me sir Santa Monica is technically east/westbound thank you.
>>14237871
Your fault for not checking the lot hours. Please stay in the OC.
>wah strangers on the street said mean things to me
You got what you deserved going to a tourist trap part of town.
>Be me playing buckethead in the rich waspy commercial area
> grills pull up next to me, one says "your music sucks! "
> laughing girls. Jpg
> smile and play it louder
True story
>>14238905
What were you listening to at the time?
Because in my mental image it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
>>14238816
>>14238844
You're right, I realized after posting that I had derped. I was thinking in reference to where it crosses Wilshire.
> be passenger
>driver takes out phone
>light has turned green and we're just sitting
>grab phone out of their hands and throw it in the back seat
>they yell at me
Am I a cunt
Also
Requesting the story of anon and a girl who was reading kilometers as mph
>>14238962
I don't have that exact story, but I do know someone who insisted that the highest number on her speedo was her car's top speed.
Not sure a 1.4 automatic Corsa would reach 140mph if you dropped it off a cliff.
>>14238152
>implying I want to race your poorfag Mustang no thanks. Though as a BMW owner who bought and works on his car himself, it's really disappointing when daddy buys his girl a BMW and she would be just as happy in a camry because she doesn't give a shit about driving. I've encountered this exact same situation as the op picture on my motorcycle, e92 325 packed full of texting girls on the interstate. Me and a truckerbro got pissed at her, feces was so currency.
>>14237031
>Middle of the intersection
>Driver has maybe one finger on the wheel
>Texting and driving
>All other bitches on their phones
REEEEEEEEE
>>14239020
whenever I'm in a car with someone texting and driving I randomly yell watch out (well not on the freeway or moving fast with lots of other cars around)
hilarious
also another thing is if you see someone nearby texting more than driving pull up to their side and lay on the horn
give them
>retardedblackgirlwtfhand.jpg
>>14238188
Alpha response
Sauce: im an alpha too
My brother is a cop, says like 3 quarters of the people he pulls over for texting and driving are women. Says it's even funnier when he pulls over a woman with a phone to her head, and then realizes the car literally has the bluetooth phone answering buttons on the steering wheel and she claims she does not know how to use them.
>>14237666
>$200
>Expensive for a pair of sunglasses
Pick one
>Ray Ban
>A good brand of sunglasses
Pick one
>>14239048
kekked
>>14237982
isnt that manouver he did at around 40 secs illegal?
mounting the median etc
>>14238192
It's Australia, the police are ridiculously strict on everything involving a car.
>>14239053
>claims she does not know how to use them
that is my mom. She even made sure at the dealer that it had bluetooth/hands free
I showed her how to make calls using the steering wheel button, and then a day later she doesn't use it
>>14239096
It's Australia, they're ridiculously strict on anything.
>>14237982
What the fuck? Is mounting your phone as a multimedia platform illegal in Ausland?
>>14237666
nice german miata
>>14239015
Except she soul don't be happy in a corolla. She'd throw a shit fit and call it an old man's car.
>>14237760
>inglewood
i live in mall city but can confirm that this map is accurate
![tumblr_n7ye54RdSG1tvjxmuo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c28RieZ.jpg "tumblr_n7ye54RdSG1tvjxmuo1_500[1].jpg")
>>14237031
It perfectly fits the stereotype of BMW drivers.
Saying I drive a BMW sounds rad to her/his peers. Their friends would rather hop in that BMW than their shitty poorfag's uncool car anytime.
>roll down windows
>set volume to maximum
>start playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llJ1FYh-bwY
>>14237871
That's just hollywood blvd and those like 5 square blocks.
but every city is like that. even downtown san diego is like that on weekends. bums drunk laying on the sidewalk next to ferraris and street kids hustling change.
>>14239096
>>14239105
Kinda hilarious considering they're a continent full of convicts
>>14239590
being a giant open air prison is the point of australia
>>14239590
America has the highest prison population of the entire world
>>14237673
>overpriviliged
>bmw
pick one
maybe if I wanted to wear rags, eat dirt, and carve cave murals, i'd consider owning a bmw
>>14239529
>manual m sport
Jelly
>>14237031
>roofies
>>14238225
I hope your trailer gets towed.
>>14239650
So what do you drive, anon?
>>14237686
There are some nice vehicles in this picture.
Roll down my window and yell "LOOK OUT!"
>base model BMWs
Why do women love shit tier BMWs so much?
>>14239809
because asians are subhuman and only cucks drive their cars
>>14239590
Yeah, but now they're Goyisher pawns for Jewish liberal values.
>>14237031 I would just make sure there not Asians
>>14239617
Australia was a literal prison m8
>>14239816
are you a racist woman?
>>14239844
One state was an actual prison, the main lad was a colony. We used (a we bevause my family came on first fleet as the upper class) the convicts for free labor to build. No different to America really, just without all the religious nuts.
>>14239846
Most women are racist. Even the liberal ones. Especially the liberal ones.
>>14239868
Is that you?
>>14237031
srsly?
DAM YO
i wish i wasnt such an asocial cuck whos penor is pwnd by gf.....
>>14237031
also bb.... this pic is so 2009
Rev my 6.2l straight pipe v8
>deleted particle filter TDI V8
>sidepipes
>rev the shit out of it
>>14239015
...that retard level green text. First day using the internet?
I'd exhale some dank weed smoke out my window, if they turn around and look I'd say "any of you girlies lookin to get raped? hhehehehe" then run the red and get T-boned by some small dicked hick in his lifted truck, dying infront of them.
Smoke them due to your 480-550 lbs weight advantage.
>tfw ywn be a qt in stockings in a bmw
>>14237031
Point at the drivers crotch and say "you gonna eat dat?"
>>14237031
>Yell at them
>Tell them their car is outdated and that they're unattractive
>Turn up music to max volume
>Rev to 5k and flip them off
>Take down license plate #
>Report them as reckless drivers
>>14243162
well cringed
>>14237031
>be me
>own 10 year old diesel pickup
>smoke them the fuck out
>leave soot everywhere
>>14237031
Look at them and scream in agony, as if I had just been hit with napalm, while stomping on the accelerator to get the fuck out of there.
>>14237982
> 2:45
lel
>>14243225
Oh, and flail my arms about as well, bashing my fist anywhere it happens to land before I equinox into a tree or pull a Paul Walker.
>Continue screaming into the deployed airbag
>>14239809
Consumerism and "luxury" my dear friend. They only think it's fast and fancy because they overpaid for the badge.. You know how normies are, anon. But think dumber than regular normies.
>tfw fully gutted crown vic w/ ebay tt kit
Put my fake gayban's on and speed the fuck outta there to go fuck my gf.
Pull out my dick, rub out a quick one, and ejaculate all over the hood.
>>14237031
> roll down windows and turn the super eurobeat louder
> start singing at the top of my lungs
>RUNNIGNINTGHENINETIES.JPPPEEEG
> take the cup of water out of holder and dump it on then
> rev to 2500 and dump the clutch, create a hektik smoke trail
>-drive away yelling REEEE
>>14239529
>womyn driving manuel
![11809855_1663833917163728_1147267438_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r1dWhuV.jpg "11809855_1663833917163728_1147267438_n[1].jpg")
>>14243440
Those overprivileged cunts can drive a BMW manual in order to make others cunts/their bffs jelly.
>>14237064
It is the company's job to clean the bus that the OP image was taken from.
>>14237031
Laugh at stupidity of the parent for getting a car that would kill the back passengers in a crash. Then question why bmw would ever make that.
>>14237982
The Australian nanny state strikes again.
In Europe it's perfectly legal to use your phone while stopped at a red light, why wouldn't it? With that same logic you could forbid people to enter an address in their GPS or change the CD or whatever while stopped.
>>14241935
Phoneposting actually. It was not my intention to greentext the whole thing but I guess you could be a fucking autist about it. Not like you have shit else to do other than study the stratification of cheeto dust accumulating in your beard.
>>14237031
Id destroy them on the touge
>>14237031
>have big gulp drink from gas station
>throw it at the driver
>>14245348
Woah, someone's defensive.
>>14237031
clutch in and rev my full exhaust american v8
Smoke their faces with my welded diff and worn tires in my beater motoren werke automobil
>>14237031
Four people puts off their power to weight ratio, I should be able to take them on the next corner if I go wide
>>14245203
umm no its not, its not safe at a traffic light, when driving a car your full attention should be on the road 100% of the time and this is the law across all of Europe.
>>14248814
10 seconds of googling. Perfectly legal to use your phone at a red light as long as the engine is turned off (whether done manually or by a start-stop automatic):
http://www.spiegel.de/auto/aktuell/gerichtsurteil-telefonieren-im-auto-mit-ausgeschaltetem-motor-erlaubt-a-999685.html
>>14238225
>exhaust delete
>>14248837
>think that shithole you call germany is relevent to the other 99% of European countries. go prep Ahmed you cuck
>>14238936
He said he was listening to Buckethead. Did you even read his post?
>>14238905
Females are shallow whores
I wish I had a car just so I could drive around blasting Meshuggah or Eyehategod, the same way that normies blast 'socially acceptable radio products' and hippy hops.
>>14248858
It's the most populous country in Europe by a wide margin with a prominent car culture and generally sane traffic laws (speed limits etc.).. Cell phone usage laws are similar in other countries. You sound very much like you're from United Cuckistan. Not exactly the best example as of course everything is illegal there. Have fun with your 110 km/h speed limits "m8".
not even German or living in Germany
>>14238981
Of course women would think that.
A fucking Fiat 126 speedo goes up to like 140 or 160kph but once you hit 80 you're sort of out of power by then.
>>14239530
I'm digging this
>>14241873
>no dpf
usa? how does it get through testing
>>14243868
>BFs who cant drive manual
Why is everybody in 2016 a cuck?
Women are decent manual drivers, I witness more male drivers grind into gear without using the clutch correctly than I do women.
>>14241943
One of my favorite responses in this thread.
>>14248873
Normies don't listen to hip hop.
They listen to radio pop unless you include things like eminem and little Wayne.. Which is rapping over a pop beat and doesn't have that hip hop turntablism, 808 kinda sound.
>>14248899
Well yeah, that's what I was referring to.
I don't even know what the fuck it's called, does it all fall under the 'pop' label?
Every time I walk down the road and hear muffled over-produced radio shit blasting from inside a car, I wish I had a shitbox with a good audio system for that reason alone, just to drown out their shit.
>>14239530
Fucking hell you cunt, I've spent the last hour trawling jewtube listening to fucking anime mix songs.
>>14248896
That's right there are millions of women driving manual daily in europe... and old people who shouldn't be driving... and morons who text and drive... and that guy/gal that is oblivious to their surroundings and it's legitimately scary at the wheel? yep, we have them here and drive stick.
I used to think that the manual vs auto was a 4chan meme but right now i think there's a lot of people who think that driving manual it's like trying to play yankie doodle in a church organ.
Anyone can drive stick, takes 20 minutes to learn, if we all drive manual here in yurop it's because we don't want to spurgle 1000 or 5000€ euros in an extra we don't really need and have a bad reputation about it's reliability and repair cost.
>>14248899
>Normies don't listen to hip hop.
>They listen to radio pop
>implying HipHop isn't pop AS FUCK
>i heard you and 99% of your internet friends dont drive cars
>want a ride to the movies?
>>14249053
>those titties aren't cancer
This is one time I would actually like to see some redneck in a diesel roll some coal...
>>14249063
She looks fat, has the face of a midwestern insurance salesman and those tits don't look anything special.
>>14249053
>that steering wheel
Buckle up, kids
>>14249071
Everthing you just said is true
>would still bury my face between those titties
>>14249053
> I'm feeling myself
I'm feeling myself to those tits atm
>>14249071
Peeped her IG and she is fat.
But I like fatties so I'm ok with that.
>>14249014
I always wonder why so many Americans seem to prefer autotragics in their cars. Is it our of sheer laziness, or ignorance and 'hurrr i don't want to learn to drive'.
>>14249027
98% of it isn't.
Like other anon said, there's shitty radio 'hiphop' that's basically pop beats with rap/singing over it, but it all falls under one category.
Whereas A$AP, DMX, Immortal Technique, Yung lean, Chief keef, and every single thing in between, doesn't get a minute of airplay on the 'big' radio stations that normies always listen to.
>>14237031
sit in my comfy little Golf and listen to my tunes , knowing my weekend car is nicer than theirs
>>14249281
>I always wonder
Why don't you just click on one of the many troll threads started by jealous faggots such as yourself?
>>14243097
SAVAGE
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>>14249284
>A$AP
I've heard Rocky and Ferg on the radio.
>DMX
What???
>Yung Lean
Trash. Hilarious, but trash. The production is pretty good, though.
>Chief Keef
He's gotten radio play and he's also hilarious trash.
>>14249301
lol what
>being this triggered
It's just transmission dude, just a clutch bro. Don't be scared of it :)
>>14250217
>What???
>>14250237
I know who DMX is, moron. How the fuck have you never heard him on the radio? Are you a 12 year old?
>>14237031
If I drive this exact car in coupe form, will any of them want to lay me?
>>14238244
underrated post
>>14250584
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>14237871
>for not buying a guy's mixtape
Is this actually a thing in the USA? Negroes selling their own cds on the streets?
>>14237031
ZOMG they're using their phones while driving
>pulls out phone while driving to take picture
>>14249281
Everybody are going to end driving automatic, especially in Europe because is the only feasible way of keep bringing down mileage and emissions.
As soon as the CVT are more reliable and cheap enough they are going to switch to them whenever we want or not, they'll call it semi-matic, cluchless-change-matic o some crappy name like that, they let you keep the shifter so you have illusion of changing gears but the electronics will do the real work.
>>14250771
>>14250846
>pulls out phone while driving to take picture
Nigga must have long ass arms to reach the passenger side window.
>>14250771
underrated post
>>14250846
>ZOMG they're using their phones while driving
>>pulls out phone while driving to take picture
>implying it isn't clearly taken from a high vantage point such as a bus
>>14237666
satan approves of this post
>>14237031
Rich girls in a BMW? what else really would you expect? If they crash Daddy buys them another car. If they Couch and kill like 4 people they argue affluenza
If I was on my bike it'd pull up next to them and tell them to get of their fucking phones. and drive away as fast as possible.
>>14237031
Go on my bluetooth and call my shortcut for cops (not 911) and tell them about a driver who is constantly speeding, running stop signs, and is on her/his phone.
Then I tail them and inform the cops where they are.
Yes, I have nothing to do.
>>14237871
I bought a mixtape once, ONCE.
Every other time, they come up to me and ask to buy em, but I just ask them back to buy my new dank memes (not fucking kidding with you). They usually just go away by then... if a spider man wants to take a picture with you, try to use your phone and then ask them to pay YOU money for taking a picture WITH YOU.
Doesn't work out? Ton of cops around with nothing to do will just solve it in a matter of seconds. Worse case scenario is a fight, but they will probably lose and end up in jail because I assume everyone here has a lawyer up their belt.
tldr; if you ever go to the TCL Chinese Theater or walk around Hollywood Blvd, be anti-social.
>>14252010
Also make sure to say you think you saw a gun but you aren't sure.
>>14239015
>feces was so currency
Kek
>>14241943
420 blaze it mlord
>>14237666
Ray Bans were sold in grocery stores for $10, you got fucked lmao.
I roll up my sleeves and brandish my $6000 driving watch (a tag heuer monaco) by putting my hand under my face waiting for the light to change.
Bitches look over at me get wet knowing i have boatloads of cash. Put my Miata in first and drive off
>>14252760
>tag heuer
>good
>rich
jesus christ senpai, get some taste
>>14252908
>Tag Heuer Monaco
>Bad
Keep listening to Archie MOTM fuccboi
>>14252760
>I roll up my sleeves and brandish my $6000 driving watch (a tag heuer monaco) by putting my hand under my face waiting for the light to change.
>
>Bitches look over at me get wet knowing i have boatloads of cash. Put my Miata in first and drive off
sure
>>14252931
>Any Heuer post Tag acquisition
>good
enjoy your "in-house movements" and wide range of quartz watches. Face it, if you're looking for prestige in a brand, a watch that when anyone sees it they will think "damn this guy is fuck you rich", you go either rolex or omega, vintage classics like a Heuer Monaco for old money, Petek Phillipe for lol imma rich spoiled cunt most expensive watch? lol bbuy type faggots
>>14252908
>omega
why not alpha
>>14252974
Alpha and Omega, beginning and end. Why bother with the beginning if you're rich, you just get fast-tracked to the end. It's an allegory for the life of the rich
hey ladies, is that the skank bus?
>>14252760
>>14252908
>>14237666
>>14252931
>>14252958
>>14252974
>mfw the richest man I ever met wears a casio and you faggots are arguing over which overpriced watch makes you look rich
>>14252986
Go down the list of billionaires and see how many of them wear casios. If your number is still one at the end, you're an idiot. People with money appreciate nice things, like a nice house, a nice watch, a nice car, a nice suit, etc... They can afford these things, so they're priced to cater to their tastes. Seems like a perfectly normal market relationship here
>>14252958
Patek is classic as fuck you swine. Audimars Piguet is for spoiled niggos
>>14253003
This guy is a billionaire. He owns the company I work for.
and this is why women only go for a specific type of male, because the average male is too far cucked and concerned about fashion pieces on other men
>>14250237
He cracked a DMX joke you goon.
>>14253017
Nig, I like a Patek, I like their devotion to making an amazing watch. It's just that spoiled millennial fags watch most expensivest shit and buy one just for the price and not for what it is, a piece of horological art.
>>14253003
> all rich people throw their money away on frivolities
This isn't hollywood, nigger. Rich people are cheap as fuck
>>14252986
materialistic faggots getting cucked by corporations
>>14253036
>complaining about materialism and brand loyalty on /o/
KEK
>>14237871
>mad max
>amazing
fuck off you faggot cunt.
>>14253030
It's not throwing away their money son, it's an investment. You buy a 50 year old Ferrari because it's nice, but also because it's collectible. You can cash that in within 10 years and get a very nice return, especially on certain models. It's the same with watches. With clothes it's mostly that you can't really do business looking like a haggard cunt, you need to look like you're doing fine, and living comfortably is pretty fucking important, especially if you have the money to sustain a lifestyle like this
>>14253050
are you a fucking woman? you're seriously stating that jewelry is an investment
>>14253050
>It's not throwing away their money son, it's an investment
>$60,000 watch
>an investment
>jewelry
>an investment
Nigger you make me laugh. Depreciating assets aren't investments.
>>14253061
Certain pieces are an investment you stupid cunt. Certain watches will retain their value or appreciate over time. Anyhting iconic like a Heuer Monaca, Rolex Submariner, Omega Speedmaster, Patek Calatrava all increase in value year after year.
>>14253079
they only appreciate in value because apparently there's a subset of men that are autistic enough to collect the damn things... which can be said for many things, but a fucking watch? who cares
>>14253079
>Anyhting iconic like a Heuer Monaca, Rolex Submariner, Omega Speedmaster, Patek Calatrava all increase in value year after year.
>anything iconic
>>14253061
>>14253068
Nig, a nice watch shows that you're doing well financially which is important when you're dealing with other affluent folk, it opens doors. Also classic watches can be investments, if you pick a model with a lot of demand and maintain it well. Admittedly, buying a Rolex now it's not going to increase in value, but the next time you walk into a jewelry store, or go buy a car, the people there WILL notice. It's the same principle as wearing a suit vs wearing shorts and a t shirt. Walk into a Porsche dealership with both and notice the difference in treatment you'll get.
>>14253079
>Heuer Monaca, Rolex Submariner, Omega Speedmaster, ...increase in value year after year.
>
those are all mass produced shithead
>>14253093
not all affluent folks are materialistic douchebags
>>14253084
>but a fucking watch? who cares
Idk man. I can appreciate the mechanics and engineering that goes into watches.
>>14253093
>It's the same principle as wearing a suit vs wearing shorts and a t shirt. Walk into a Porsche dealership with both and notice the difference in treatment you'll get.
No you won't. True high end places treat everyone with respect because the richest fucks don't care if you think they're wealthy. Billionaires will walk in dressed like a regular joe in jeans and a polo, rich people do not walk around in thousand dollar clothes every day of their lives, you ignorant celebrity worshipping fuck.
>>14237050
>throw my shit jug at them
Fucking hell, why did I laugh so hard at this
>>14253096
Agreed, but you don't need to be materialistic in order to appreciate being treated with respect, and not having your time wasted. If you want to buy a car, you'll put a significant amount of time into looking at your options. If when you go to the dealership you get treated like dirt, because they don't expect you to be able to afford what you want, why would you spend your money there? Fuck them. If you look put together though, and they treat you differently, you'll have a better experience, get what you want, and walk out satisfied. Even I'll admit that some of the richest folks around don't show off their wealth. Bill Gates doesn't drive around in a Ferrari wearing $10k suits and smoking $100 bills. After a certain level though, people recognize who you are and appearances don't matter as much as they did before. It's ugly, but that's the way it works.
>mfw people actually think rich people walk around daily wearing tens of thousands of dollars on their wrists and flaunting designer clothes
Some rich people do; they're called "nouveau riche." They're not people you want to be like, they're rude, entitled and frequently wind up bankrupt. Examples;
Most
>rappers
>celebrities
>athletes
>lotto winners
>got-rich-fast people
>ex-husband's money bitches
>trust fund kiddies
Hard working self made or old-money people rarely flaunt their wealth. They may arrive in a Rolls Royce or Bentley, but they won't be wearing a $15,000 suit or a $40,000 watch unless it's a special occasion, and even then most of them don't own things like that at all, because as they say;
>getting rich is takes timing, staying rich takes sense
>>14253180
>tfw my idea of being rich is being able to afford a Ferrari 360
>>14249071
and still has more social value than you tbqh famm
>>14252986
>buys them another car. If they Couch and kill like 4 people they argue affluenza
>If I was on my bike it'd pull up next to them and tell them to get of their fucking phones. and drive away as fast as possible.
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>>14253036
The Monaco by Tag is an /o/ meme watch though. Comparing that particular tag to an omega is really apples to oranges
>>14243238
that sounds so much like an asdf-movie plot
>>14253003
>he hasn't read the millionnaire next door
There is a guy out there who has spent literally thousands of dollars surveying America's millionnaires, and he found that the most popular brand of watch between them was Seiko.
He also found that the more expensive brands of watches were worn by "aspirationals", who earn a lot of money but whose net worth is nowhere near a million.
Enjoy being an aspirational.
>>14253093
Why would you even want to be harrassed by a car salesman who thinks you have a ton of money to fritter away?
Why would you even dress to impress a salesman at a car dealership?!
