>Pump gas
>Hand smells like gasoline
>>14213945
not supposed to stroke the nozzle guy
>Live in NJ
>Not allowed to pump my own gas
>>14213958
Do you have to tip the person who does?
>>14213958
Why the fuck not?
Some idiot try drinking petrol from the nozzle?
>pump gas
>measure out .5oz/gallon Idemitsu premix in my handy measuring cup
>8/10 gril in a Prius watching in confusion as I conduct my science experiment and then pour it into my gas tank
>clean off measuring cup and funnel quickly leave before losing the rest of my spaghetti
>just another day in the life of a rotard
>>14214025
gf is from jersey, apparently it's to create jobs
>>14214078
It's also probably to prevent people from PA, NY, and DE from crossing the border to fill up 10 tanks full of cheap fuel.
>not enjoying the smell of gasoline
>>14214068
>tfw people think you're a weirdo for doing gas science
>tfw you run rich as fuck and people think youre leaking gas
How do I keep going senpai
>>14214108
yeah it's something ridiculous like 1.83 now
>>14214025
>Why the fuck not?
>Some idiot try drinking petrol from the nozzle?
No the real reason is much dumber than that. This is from a news paper article that explains it all :
"It was Irving Reingold who created the crisis that led to the law banning self-serve gasoline. Reingold, a workaholic who took time out only to fly his collection of World War II fighter planes, started the crisis by doing something gas station owners hated: He lowered prices. Fifty-one years ago, gas was selling at 21.9 cents a gallon. The price was rigged by a gentlemen's agreement among gas station owners.
Reingold decided to offer the consumer a choice by opening up a 24-pump gas station on Route 17 in Hackensack. He offered gas at 18.9 cents a gallon. The only requirement was that drivers pump it themselves. They didn't mind. They lined up for blocks.
The other gas station operators didn't like the competition. Someone tried shooting up Reingold's station. But he installed bulletproof glass, so the retailers looked for a softer target - the Statehouse. The Gasoline Retailers Association prevailed upon its pals in the Legislature to push through a bill banning self-serve gas. The pretext was safety, but the Hackensack fire chief had already told all who would listen that Rein- gold's operation was perfectly safe."
Sucks like all hell since I have no problem pumping my own gas.
>>14213958
>Go to Wawa
>Let attendant pump my gas while I run in to get a sandwich
>Come back to gas stained concrete, pump jockey spilled gas all over car and myself
>Late for work so I just get in my car, step on stain as I got in the car
>Foot smells like fucking gas the whole day I'm in the office
never again
>>14213945
>pump gas
>that 2 cents of extra gas is gonna get deducted from my card
>unscrew cap
>PSSSSHHHHHH
People stare thinking I'm gonna blow the place up.
>>14213945
One of the best smells on earth lad
>>14213945
>not liking the smell of gasoline
If it didn't give brain damage and cancer, and wasn't incredibly flammable, I'd leave cups of it around my living space as air freshener. The automotive smells are part of the reason I'm into cars.
>>14214184
>>14214121
>Real men
Nothing's better then the sweet, sweet smell of gasoline.
>go to gas station
>leave engine on while pumping gas
>blasting death metal playing
>talk on my cellphone
>smoke a cigarette
>scream allah ackbar when I'm done
>>14214108
PA fag here
I do this and I even lie about my ZIP code and tell them a NJ zip
>mfw
>>14214135
this always helps me desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uigMNUJUKg
>>14214193
>no true scotscman
>>14213958
>live in nj
>dont have to pump my gas
>creating jobs meanwhile
>>14214141
Around where i live gas is like 1.67
>>14214209
Wait... are you the magnificent bastard driving a lime green scion tc that the guys at the pilot on the south end of winnemucca were yelling at over the pa when I was fueling up last night?
Because that's exactly what happened last night except their passenger was yelling "the south will rise again!" While the the driver was yelling "aloha snackbar" as they peeled out.
>>14214144
...huh.
I live in Canada and I've literally never had someone pump gas for me. I guess it'd be nice in the winter?
>>14214396
No. But that's one helluva guy you described. Would drink with.
>>14214344
Lol I live in Rural Not-Really-Virginia it finally hit 1.89.
Been a very spirited driver lately. My MPGs have gone from 26 to 18.
>Twisties every day, fuck the highway
>If you see a white minitruck sideways in a ditch REV for my salvation
>>14214416
So basically saying there's two people who are doing that shit...
Godspeed anon. Hope the rcmp don't kick your teeth in.
>>14214416
>>14214423
>>14214501
Fucked up my reading comprehension meant to quote the smoking and drinking guy.
Either way godspeed to everyone, and fuck mobile 4chan.
>>14214274
>pointing out fallacies
>on 4chan
>>14213945
>Pump gas
>Hand smells like gasoline
Feels good man
>>14213945
>not enjoying the smell of gas.
Are you some sort of faggot?
Clean rifle hand smells like clp
>>14214166
Why does this happen anyway? Why is there so much pressure?
