ITT: We roast each others cars
>>14198913
>240SX
>no road in sight
You're not Apex.
>>14198920
KEK
Fuccboi wheel drive
>>14198928
Nice wing. Great for pushing down those rear wheels.
77 Pontiac can am. Currently getting the engine rebuilt.
>>14198953
very small penis
2001 Saab 9-3 SE, engine is 205R unmodified thusfar, just got it.
>>14198928
same bro, understeer feels
>look at my spoiler I race this is totally a race car so fast
>>14198913
actually pretty tasteful
but b/c roast
>look at me everyone I changed my car see look at how white they are look at me look see they're white wow
>>14198960
I'm fairly certain the car doesn't have a penis at all.
>>14198958
Nice. One of the few malaise era machines considered collectable.
>>14198939
Haha I mean a wing is streching it, a spoiler maybe it's wack as fuck obviously, even if it was rwd it wouldn't push the wheels down, it's plastic and not at the proper height or angle as a wing
Bring it
>>14198979
Nice Mitsubishi.
I want the best of the best mustang shit talking memes.
>>14198979
wtf is that shitbox
2008 evo mr 500hp
>>14198962
something a lesbian would drive
>>14198979
>can't into plastic repairs
>burger handling
>>14198993
>says car
>no picture
>is a fag
>>14198928
ugly af
95' Softtop 325i auto
>>14198979
Still got the loud af straight pipe bro?
>>14198979
nice camaro bruh
>>14198997
b/c it's grey, or a saab? either way if that's the worst you've got it must be pretty great
>>14199005
hell yeah bro
>>14198913
we get it, you bought a fucking 240
>>14199015
Nice Mitsubishi
>>14199020
end your life
>>14199013
both
>>14199030
he's right tho
>>14199027
How much do you budget for tires?
>>14199034
I am aren't I? Torby thanks you.
>>14199015
Nice mitsubishi
>>14199027
clean, however
>vag
>>14199037
568$
>>14198989
Gay rice taillight trim, compensating for the V6?
>>14199027
Hope those fenders have scraped exposed metal from the rubs and rust developing
>>14198998
plastic repairs? Are you referring to my choice to zip tie the bumper?
Well, you're right. I dont have the skill to repair the whatever poly shit the airdam is made off. So I drilled out holes, and zip tied it.
I do have a brand new air dam, but I dont think I'll ever install it. They crack too easily, and I know Im not gonna slow down enough for a speed bump and fuck it up sooner or later.
As far as the mismatched header panel, I plasti dipped that cause I was lazy. it was red.
/damage controlled.
>>14199048
ur car is worth more than ur house >>14198913
>>14199027
>>14199061
How is that roasting? This is /o/, isn't that a good thing?
Roast me senpaitachi, let me show you under the hood first tho
>>14199048
I'm sorry your pigfat crushed your house anon
Hopefully it won't sink and bury you
>>14199027
Nice XXRs
not
>>14199074
>>14199070
he roasted your house not your car
>>14199048
Could afford a car but couldn't afford a lawn mower
>>14199074
Quit repping fake replicas and your tinted fogs are so ebay tier
>>14199076
Your shitbox isn't a rallycar with that fucking height and stupid foglights
>>14199015
gordon freeman
>>14199090
Its an All-Trac, so yes. It was rallyed.
Previous owner installed the subaru fogs for some reason.
its stock height.
>>14199111
>rallyed
Sure, just like the fags with their street driven Sti's say.
>>14199127
you fucking triple nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB5cxPDX2rQ
I'll race you in real life
>>14198913
fake shitty wheels, you're poor and want to be cool but won't spend money on quality parts.
>>14198928
plastic box of depression. you probably wear thick framed white oakleys and plaid cargo shorts.
>>14198979
Shows up to cars and coffee with 80's shitbox you paid $2k for because you think you can fit in. spoiler alert, you don't.
>>14199027
Try hard garbage. windshield banner, joey mod headlights, cheap replica wheels, and you have positive camber in the front because you're too retarded to broke to get R32 LCA's. but congrats, now you have a true instagram 'build'. Have fun with that mexican made scene point machine.
>>14199074
Are those LM reps I spy? Come on loser, you can get used real ones for less that $2k all day long. If the wheels you trust your car on are fake cheap shit, I wonder how much else of that build is straight ebay garbage.
Lets legalize grey market cars c:
>>14199142
>Shows up to cars and coffee with 80's shitbox you paid $2k for because you think you can fit in. spoiler alert, you don't.
Its actually an event called Super Car Saturdays, one of the guys who runs it owns one himself, and there are usually 2, or 3 others that show up.
He gets best parking spot
>>14198913
>lowered black S13 on white wheels
They're probably fucking reps too, nice originality there. Also pig nose S13 is by far the fucking ugliest S13 nose.
>>14198928
I'd try to roast it but it's probably already up in flames from a failed ignition
>>14198958
Stop posting your grandpa's 150hp smog era land yacht
>>14198962
Literally too boring to look at to even try and roast
>>14198979
Are there any memes left on this planet that this shitpile hasn't already run into the ground?
>>14198989
Nothing says "I have zero taste" like that plastic panel
>>14199027
It looks like it's about to commit suicide, but knows you'll kill it long beforehand by simply driving it. Could be from destroying the pan or totaling it when one of those shitty reps breaks.
>>14199074
Likes supras and BBS LMs but couldn't afford either so there is the result
>>14199076
>>14199111
Just because it's an All-Trac doesn't mean it's a rally car. Also that shade of bronze looks like shit on a red car.
>>14198913
nice prelude
>>14198928
nice civic
>>14198953
couldn't afford the RUF huh?
>>14198958
nice penis
>>14198959
nice couch mover
>>14198962
so shit it's parents died
>>14198967
I hope it gets more rides than your cousins
>>14198979
nice celica supra
>>14198989
I see you were finally able to turn for first time
>>14199074
nice subie
be genital its my first time
>>14199052
Is that for a week, or a fortnight?
>>14199171
>Are there any memes left on this planet that this shitpile hasn't already run into the ground?
lol, u mad?
>Just because it's an All-Trac doesn't mean it's a rally car. Also that shade of bronze looks like shit on a red car.
I got rid of those shit wheels a long as time ago. went back to stock
>>14199190
Looks much better with those, man
>>14199171
finally, someone else on here who doesn't fuck with replica wheels. i have nothing negative to say here.
roast ready, nerds.
Roast away. This should be entertaining.
>>14199221
why would you do this to yourself
Go ahead, this sounds fun.
I'll throw the others in too, fair game
>>14199232
>10 gallons to the mile
>>14199202
The only thing I would have to say is about the height but I know you run bags so also nothing negative for ya
>>14199221
It's a Pontiac Sunfire, that's all there is to say
>>14199230
Get that poor fox a set of matching wheels and make your grandparents proud that they just gave it to you
>>14199263
>Toyota
>Toy
That's all it will ever be.
>>14199276
That's true though
>>14198959
Fuccboi wheels, grandpa white and the bed looks unused. The only reason you own a truck is because you want to exude a macho persona, yet, you have no need for the utility, as you yourself are a useless person.
>>14199186
cant really hate
>>14199202
cant really hate either other than #stancefag
>>14199221
lol sunfire its interiors are so shit that in comparision it actually makes the rest of the car look good
>>14199276
who doesnt want a toy
>>14199302
If you decided that that picture showcasing those god damn XXRs is the best representation of your car in a roast thread then there's nothing more that can be said.
![20160108_170312[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zraATZl.jpg "20160108_170312[1].jpg")
>>14199005
Better image, I got the carbon wrap to go faster bruh
>>14199232
>how much does the suspension travel when you stand on the side
Come at me bro
>>14199328
I'll have to check it out sometime, but probably not near as much as if your mother was squeezed into the 8' bed, luckily it has more leafs out back to hold that shit semi safely.
>>14199171
Impossible to roast. Your R32 is easily the best ride on /o/
>>14199318
does this satisfies you, they hate us cause the aint us
>>14199324
dat carbon wrap bruh all it needs its the 3 m/// and you will fit in with the i drive a bmw but im too poor for a proper one
>>14199334
Too soapbary to be called a Volvo
>>14199334
not brick enough
let's all be civil here
>>14199344
A million times better there, and doesn't make you look like a cheap idiot.
>>14199061
I see Virginia plates on the other car. If he's in NOVA then that little house may be worth north of $500k.
>>14199357
It's well.... a ford
>>14199334
It's not the T6 twin-turbo, ergo is is a shit S80
>>14199263
Slower than an AE86
I got a car.
>>14199381
Literally perfection. The best in its class. The best in its price range.
Nothing comes close.
>>14199376
That is also true
>>14198993
timestamp or gtfo
>>14199166
shitting up an otherwise nice event at the glenn with a busted ass dsm
>>14199232
fake beadlocks
brolift
shitting up an otherwise nice truck
>>14199202
looks stupid, even by slammed VW standards
>>14199263
Slower around a track than a modern camry
>>14199171
too much black
>>14199324
ricer hood
>>14199344
dumb stickers, fugly.
Have at it with either of these two.
>>14199357
Wow nice car looks really nice !!
NOT !!!
>>14199408
Congrats, you beat Frosty when it comes to fuckhuge wings on a C6.
Looks like you track yours instead of using it to transport drugs though.
>>14199408
I had wondered where you went
How's the Z?
>>14199387
>nothing comes close
Because they're way off in the distance while the Focus ST driver is still struggling with the torque steer.
>>14199434
boring
stock
needs a flow-tie
:^)
>>14199408
Frosty after an LSD trip
>>14199448
>so desperate for cam lope he has a "ghost cam" tune "6)
>>14199439
I haven't had any serious trouble with torque steer when I'm driving it hard. That being said, my Sync did die on the 3rd week of owning >Ford Qualiy
>>14199434
It's been good. Picked up the X6M to tow it around and have a more comfortable daily. Graduated from conefagging to road course stuff and found out I need more brake. Proper mic for the gopro wouldn't hurt either, but I haven't seen anything that seems like it won't sound like shit at high speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOUbuDGwa1E
inb4 my blender has more torque
>>14199461
Mad jelly
Probably need a mic routed all the way to the exhaust tips to get any sound.
>>14199232
GIS quickly proves this isn't your truck. Try again faggot
>>14199464
My dick has more torque doing the helicopter.
>>14199464
my blender revs higher
>>14199424
Japs couldn't design their own car
>>14199434
Bumblee is yellow and Cliff jumper is pretty gay
>>14199448
Chassis too ugly that it needed plastic surgery
>>14199464
Still a fucking Civic
>>14199464
my paper shredder has more torque
>>14199472
Your move dick lock
>>14199464
>muh revs
>you have no usable power
>m-muh revs...
>>14199484
my mistake, you're just a huge retard who spends 80k on a lifted pick-up truck. I apologize. Congrats on being white trash.
>>14199467
Ya, but I should look for a mic that picks up the full frequency range though, and then get some kind of wind sock on it. Tried a few that were able to get clean sound but they didn't pick up the full exhaust note.
>>14199495
>80k
>>14199508
50k pickup plus at least another 10k in aftermarket. Maybe not 80k, but 40k more than any smart person would ever spend on a truck
>>14199508
>spending more than $500 to make a pickup truck worse
lel
>>14199484
>post's dad's shit
>muh f-250 pwns!
>>14199448
>>14199459
Thinks shitty tune makes his car sound anything like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11PHt746kBk
>>14199408
do you track at autobahn or are you a conefag?
>>14199334
>grandmother car
>>14199536
Graduated from conefagging to road course stuff. I've driven at blackhawk and autobahn so far.
>>14199540
>graduated
not these people
>>14199484
i too can post my dad's cars
>>14198913
Do your worst /o/
>>14199520
>>14199514
I didn't even spend 40K on it the way it sits now.
>>14199529
>dad's
My dad drives a 03 Bravada. All four of mine are 100% titled to me.
>>14198913
how bout them speed bumps?
>>14199540
i quite like autobahn, i used to live about 45 minutes away which made bike trackdays bearable without a trailer. if i was a richfag still living in IL i'd get a membership.
keep on keeping on, fellow illinoiser.
>>14199558
>daddy's money
>acts white trash
nigger-tier
>>14199232
good job spending shit loads of money on being a poser. This trash will never go off road, and will handle like shit on the street.
>>14199567
>>daddy's money
hahahaha oh man
>>acts white trash
I do? In what way?
>>14199574
Lucky for me I have the others to go out turning in huh
>>14199558
kek, you're the purest form of white trash youngfag.
>>14198913
Is that a sarurn
>>14199561
Why so far from the curb ya cunt
>>14199580
>titled to me
sounds like you didn't purchase them, therefore you were gifted them by a father who could afford to do that
>lifted bro truck but won't go off-road
acting, not being white trash
>>14199586
I don't get it, other than the brodozer where do you get that?
Getting that truck under $40K is a bad thing?
>>14199580
you aren't really explaining why you spent so much money on something that will never be used for it's intended purpose. You're a fucking retard.
>>14199580
>implying that an old mustang can handle
it's not even a fastback. You're stupid and spend your money on stupid shit. Typical white trash
>>14199376
>>14199395
is it n/a?
>>14199460
> torque-steer park job
>>14199595
>sounds like you didn't purchase them, therefore you were gifted them by a father who could afford to do that
My dad is broke as all fuck, I'd love to have shit given to me. Bought the truck from TX, the MR2 in ND when I lived there, the Mustang on a trade, and the Skyline over here in Japan.
>won't go off-road
Where'd you get that?
>check pic, me in my last F250 (8" lift on 37's)
>>14199617
>>implying that an old mustang can handle
Never said it did, in fact it handles like dog shit
Check em
>>14199171
>>14199263
Man there is a fuck ton of projecting in this thread
>>14199561
>nigger rims
did you buy those out the back of a van?
>>14199549
>8 hour event for 5 minutes of seat time
It's fun but it doesn't come close to HPDE or W2W.
>>14199562
I moved to Ohio recently. MidO should be more fun than autobahn or blackhawk. I think the major downside to autobahn is that the track itself is pretty vanilla. First few corners at south are great but the rest is average.
The facilities are super nice and it's a great experience overall though. Some of the private garage/houses surrounding the track are unreal nice. Really fun to hang out on an elevated deck and watch some amateur racing when you're not running.
>>14199637
you live in SC, i live in SC. You do not own a skyline. Timestamp, or you're a fucking liar.
>>14199055
I really love how because I don't have the cuck badges everyone assumes it a 6 shitter.
V8 m8.
>>14199556
mother of god, my gmt-800 rusts/peels paint and all i do is wash it, how the hell does yours survive!?!?!?
>>14199650
Do you think I take hundreds of pictures of the same fucking car and it isn't mine?
>>14199691
then why is it so hard to take a time stamp?
>>14199459
>implying its not bone stock except for gt500 mufflers now
:^)
>>14199707
I have done timestamps before
Not my fault you weren't there bud
>>14199637
Its a roast thread bb
>>14199732
There's a difference there tho broski
>>14199707
you must be new here if you don't know he actually owns one...
>>14199171
Those wheels look fucking terrible, otherwise thats the best car here.
>>14199786
congratulations on letting everyone know you are in fact a complete bogan
>>14199570
possibly to the most boring looking car to ever have been produced, in the ugliest least interesting colour too. Are you an 80 year old woman?
>>14199561
Nothing screams "I developed my taste in automobiles from 2000s rappers" like 100 dollar "chrome rimz"
>>14199464
When you want an FD but you're too scared to buy something without pistons
>>14199448
fat, ugly, and common. Just like the owner!
>>14199408
No matter how much money you spend, you will still always be slower than the fastest GT-R around the track
lets do it. you've got plenty to work with
My body is ready.
>>14199833
it's not even a real sti, you just put a hood and fog light covers on an impreza
>>14199854
nope. I can take a picture of the chassis code to prove it. Real Type R STi version 3.
well......we're waiting....
This car is extensively modified to include 1 WAT sticker
>>14199860
I'm waiting. Better be timestamped too
>>14199842
steelies in the back
>>14199556
Do yourself a favor: put it back in the mud puddle you found it in.
>>14199930
jimneys belong on the dirt not on your driveway
r8 my shitbike
>>14200027
What do you think that mud on the wells is?
>>14200030
Deathbythrottle/10
Get a good road rash while you're at it
>>14200036
You run over your own shit with it
>>14199357
Found On Road Dead
Be Kind Desu
>>14200089
IRS? WHAT IRS?
What can't you say about my car? At least it's a V6.
>>14199842
I liek da steelies
>>14199670
I wash and wax it once a week
[spoiler] And I live in Nebraska [/spoiler]
>>14200108
HELLA FLUSH
In b4 its a honda
>>14199833
I...I thought canadians were nice
>>14198913
Enjoy your speed bumps stancefag.
>>14199464
Shit tier hood decal sempai
Also lets see what you got /o/.
>>14199850
The perfect car for any hair stylist
come at me bro
>>14199842
this is one of the worst gens of Novas, imo
Shit talk it all you want, I like it.
>>14200112
Uninspired and boring V6 is what you have there.
>>14200124
When it comes to hockey and the internet, naww
>>14200112
At least my V6 isn't transverse
>>14200123
could fit in a bigger engine but Honda couldn't figure that out
>>14200148
WHERE'S THE TRUNK?
>>14200149
it's not a Capri
>>14200140
> 2 piece rims
Absolutely trash.
>>14200149
> 5L V8
> 160hp
>>14200157
It's not just your opinion, it's fact. That's why is has a screaming 406 in it and runs low 13s while boiling the hides, just to make booker piss themselves
>>14199867
Kens blue version of barbies car
>>14199867
well, I mean, what isn't wrong with it?
>>14199171
the rear end on that thing is beautiful
>>14200175
Boomers*
>>14200143
Well, I am a co-owner of a barbershop...
>>14200169
kek that fox would blow your doors off and I'm not even him. You need to step up your bait game son.
>>14200169
So shitty it hadtobe owned by you, evenIcan\t type ths sentnce wright fromlookn at it,
>>14200103
But a solid rear 8.8 has been so good to me all these years
>>14200169
>100 less than gs400guy
fucking pathetic, you idiot
>>14200169
>those stock wheels
wew lad
>>14200164
In the back... Are you retarded?
Could a roast even be made
>>14200227
Seeing as how you probably know that your car is a complete shitheap most people wouldn't pay 500 bucks for no. Not really.
>>14200219
>C5
>proper trunk
>hey lets make the glass the hatch
A C4 has a bigger one though
>>14200227
I can toyotally smoke that with a Nissan Stanza
>>14200159
look a touchless car wash In the background just like your untouched virginity...
>>14200227
HNNNNNNG
>>14200239
>tfw have a kid
I mean, for nineteen years, you would have been right, but....
>>14200233
I gave my mom money to get a good deal on it and she payed 1500, im not upset cus i love her but i was upset the dude she bought it from skipped the title
>>14200227
your man boobs stick out farther than that cars front end
>>14200227
You're a permavirgin poorfag, moron.
>>14200246
the only clue to why I thought maybe you were young was the puppy In the fender...truck Is nice but the wheels with this truck are ehhhhhhh...but for sure keep the doggieee!
>>14200169
the fug you talking bout ?
88 with speed density makes 225
89 and newer fox with maf sensor makes 200
>>14200266
BENIS :DDDDD
>>14199387
>transmission explodes after a week.
>body roll like a damn minivan
>fisher price interior
>only had to compete with VW for best domestic hatch in US since no one else made hot hatches in the past few years
Leave it to domestic fags to parade a car around as "best in class" in a class that hasn't existed since the early 00's
>>14200237
Fits all my groceries in there.
>>14200149
shit Is clean senpai
I like my 4 eyes more than the one piece still nice though
>>14200284
I agree, I just wanted some new wheels that were wider and had some poke, these were the cheapest I could find that I liked.
>>14199713
>I have less rice modifications than a guy who's had his car probably 2-3 times as long
>>14200318
i liked the SVO but around here they are 10k if they are in any good shape or 5k for a complete shitbox.
My baby.
>>14200366
I feel you I spotted one for 7k In okay condition but I felt it needed a lot of love for that price..
I'm just hoping T-tops go up In value as the fox gets more pop even though everyone wants the notch
>>14200402
butt ugly stying to me, but the front end looks like a white darth vader upside down
inb4 urrr meh gurr it duurrr
do something bout it bitch
>>14200466
lift it mate
Roast it /o/
Was told yesterday that the manual Focus sedans are rare. That true?
>>14200288
FUG XD
>>14200539
Probably, since that Focus was burgerland-only and burgers don't like manuals.
Rarity doesn't excuse that gaudy-ass chrome though.
>>14200564
Bought it used and it was one of the only affordable non hatchback manuals on the lot.
ain't got shit on me fa.m
>>14199707
Sorry if your new here it's well established fact he is an expatriat living and working in Japan and he even crusies with gtr bros
It's too cold to go out and get an actual pic but have at it
>>14200601
>ain't got shit on me
>That parking
I'm just playing, that shit is clean.
>>14200584
it's a roast thread for a reason m8
>>14200525
Silver space alein machine
>>14200621
Pretty weak roast familia
>>14200632
hey, I had to come up with something quick
Don't have any pics on me right now.
Roast away.
>>14200558
>>14200416
notches are usually higher value because they are lighter and hoarded for drag racing
>>14200601
>base model bimmer
>>14200688
that would be just cruel, kinda like raping a handicapped kid while hes getting a seizure.
You already roasted yourself by buying it.
Here is my shitbox
>>14200708
fully erect
>>14198920
I lol'd
>>14200522
>Dirty ass car on tow truck
Kek
>>14200776
It was on a tow truck because the rear drum brakes seized, destroying them, Got some sweet ass disc brakes on the rear after that, Runs real good.
