Why do corvettes look so mad?
FWD vs RWD is the new shitposting topic, get with the times Alphonse
>>14178676
Because they always get too heated
Inb4 benchracers spam the thread with "CUZ OVERHEATING/SLOWER THAN A GTR"
Just calling it now.
all enthusiast cars look mad
>>14178676
because we are only allowed to have ANGRY ROBOT cars now
Designed by 5 year olds
or at least horrified
>>14178676
Modern car design.
>>14178686
>we want the fragile "hurhur le miata is gaaaaay" masculinity audience
Goddammit Mazda, the Miata was one of the last non-threatening cars we had left
>>14178708
In person they actuslly look pretty happy unless you're only two fee tall and see them from that angle.
>>14178708
>>14178676
because everyone is aggy
>>14178714
This, looks like a real joy to drive from the front.
>>14178684
>this buttblasted
kek
>>14178747
Kill yourself Alphonse
>>14178777
>>14178747
Here's a few free (you)s
>>14178727
>FWD """sports""" car with horrible reliability
Literally no reason to get one when the Fiesta ST exists, which can modded/tuned to 230HP without voiding warranty
>>14178789
Thanks family. Have a (You) in return
>>14178708
>>14178727
Why doesn't alphonse use his name anymore
>>14178873
why are there two dozen different gs400guys
Aerodynamics.
Cars are getting "meaner" because of aerodynamics.
>faster
>less fuel consumption
>faster
>can't compete
>>14178805
>modded/tuned
>without voiding warranty
how
>>14179094
Mountune.
>>14179064
>>14178676
Because they're tired of Alphonse's shit...
>>14178676
something something willow springs-streets of willow?
>>14178868
Is this a concept
>>14179123
What happened to him?
>>14178873
Why do newfags think Alphonse has anything to do with shit posting that existed for years before he started posting?
>cars will never look happy/neutral ever again
>every style is lesameangryshite since 2003
>every pro 2003 facelift car has lost its identity
>Fords look like Astons
>Astons too angry
>muh small angry lights and big cooling vents
Holy fuck just do a underbody pickup like everyone used to do!?!
>>14178676
'cuz dey mad nigguh
>>14178676
they wanted to make it look Japanese to compete with the GTR
>>14181282
C7 is clearly European, not Nip
>>14181282
c6 looks better than c7 imo
>>14181242
Because he didn't used to namefag. He's only responsible for his own shitposting the last 18 mos. and the preceding shitposters who used his name virally.
>>14181284
they made it look European to appeal to youngfags bc everyone who bought a c6 was over 50 years old
>>14181287
C6 was the best Corvette of them all. The only thing missing was pop-up headlights.
>>14181303
Yeah, the c7's interior is nicer but they tried too hard to appeal to euros and kids.
>>14179094
>Fiesta ST
nice meme
> tfw you realize alphonse died for our shitposting like Jesus died for our sins
>>14179094
Mountune. They got some sort of partnership with Ferd.
The 215HP kit won't void warranty, not sure about the 230HP kit.
>>14181303
>popup headlights
looks better with fixed lights
>>14181237
alphonse said in his posts (i forgot where) that he was tired of being banned. He'll probably be back by the end of this month. If not he was just permabanned and he won't ever return.
>>14181376
Pretty sure he's posting as anon now since his name likely became ban on sight
>>14178708
I want to fuck a miata.
>>14178681
>new
Just a daily reminder
>>14181891
Nobody is triggered by this anymore
Just pretend you care about Civics and benchrace Type Rs if you want to start shit
>>14181899
>gm fangirls tell themselves this on a daily basis
kek
>>14181899
>nobody
You replied to it, so that is just the same.
Anyhow, let the thread die with the daily reminder
>>14181891
I don't understand this. Isn't there a price gap of like $60k at least? Two second difference seems nice in that respect. It's also possible to drift in a corvette, just sayin'
>>14181931
Yeah totally worth it. Only when the car could make it end without overheating into ashes tho
working on a banner for this
>>14181284
>retards not understanding that its actually based on the C2/C3 stingray design elements
Its neither its american as fuck
Angry grille and lights increase torque, didn't you know?
