Does your auto maker offer free brand name candies?
There used to be a brand of ecstasy here in Aus' called "red Mitsubishi".
They did not come with the car.
what the fuck is in the background
>>14154755
a pair of legs?
are you autistic?
>>14154755
the legs of a girl wearing jeans. Why is that confusing?
>>14154759
>>14154762
For a moment I thought her furniture was really damaged.
>>14154764
same i thought it was like foam coming out of a seat until I saw the nails.
>>14154755
>>14154762
He has never seen a woman before because he stays locked up in his room while his mom brings him hot pockets which he slides over his penis
>>14154777
nah senpai i didnt enlarge the image i just saw the thumbnail, calm down
>>14154764
>>14154774
+1
could of been a bench seat
kek
>>14154732
>audi
shills gonna shill
>>14154774
The dimensions are way too small for it to have been a seat.
You're just autistic.
Does Porsche charge you more for one without a wrapper or food coloring?
>>14154732
I bet you think olive garden makes their own mints too huh?
>>14154732
Bought my Chebby at a GMC dealership. They gave me a card that had
>4 oil changes
>4 tire rotations
>2 car washes
>2 air filters changes
They also let me spin a wheel with a bunch of prizes, I ended up getting a window/interior cleaning kit. Breddy gud.
>>14154911
Very nice anon
>>14154732
i wouldn't call them free but close enough
>>14154955
Must be viagra
>>14154966
LOL
My mechanic puts a maple candy on your dashboard after every servicing. He also does a quick floor vacuuming. Sweet deal.
>>14154732
Mine gives me free meals when I go
I grab donuts and sodas from MB when I go in there to get parts
>>14154732
I guess if you're going to be fucked in the ass and gargling cock a mint might get the taste of shit dick out of your mouth.
i don't know.. free mints are for faggots.. i leave that shit with the cheque
>>14155309
nice ring fagt
>>14155414
Huh?
>>14155414
That's a raindrop dumbass
would you really eat a chevrolet mint
>>14155419
>reflections
be my qt /o/ gf
>>14155465
women who buy VAG products aren't worth it man
>>14154755
>>14154759
>>14154762
kinda looked like a torn couch. the skin looks like foam.
>>14154857
>Porsche Mint GT3: sugar not included in order to save weight. Flavor lowered half to preserve the ultimate breath experience.
>Lamborghini Cinnamon Heart Superleggera: Added a stipe and removed the cinnamon.
>Ferrari Candy GTO: No difference really, but is only handed out to male celebrities.
>>14154732
What if it's some nut or bolt inside that pack?
>>14155465
no thanks
>>14154755
maybe this will help
>>14155465
>wojak65
>65 get
I'd be impressed if you didn't have 65 meticulously organized Wojacks.
>>14155586
Help what? The attention you want from being female and driving a shitty a4? You can't even drive without spreading your legs whore.
>>14155586
>drives Audi
>lives in trailer park
Kek
>>14154732
Messed up interior, did your pet do that?
>It's just some girls legs...
I need to get out more.
>>14155620
all this edge kek
why are you so anally sore friend
>>14155620
project more
>>14155620
Is this better?
You need to get laid more.
>>14155646
post feet
>>14155635
>defending an attention whore
Why are you such a beta?
>>14155638
You need to learn what that means before you can properly use it retard.
>>14155646
Fucking your brother doesn't count trailer trash. Nice CRT TV as well.
>>14155663
it mean that your mother is a whore.
>>14155646
>auto
end your life.
>>14155670
They still use that insult in high school? Enjoy your last weekend of Christmas break.
>>14155663
>calling you out on your butthurt means im defending anyone
kek get a load of this faggot
>>14155577
You could have just not responded but now youve gone and hurt his feelings. How can you be so heartless?
>>14155689
>whiteknights for an attention whore
Yes. You are. Fucktard.
>>14155646
>auto
>remotely expecting anyone to be impressed
>>14155663
>Fucking your brother doesn't count trailer trash.
Seriously now?
Do we look related?
>>14155734
>INB4 C---b--n-r
>>14155577
>>14155646
your boyfriend has some cute legs
is he a swimmer?
>>14155734
So you're nigger loving trailer trash. Was that tattoo $20? That kool-aid hair dye was probably more expensive. Can't forget the daddy fucked my ass when I was 10 eyebrow piercing. Why is he sitting low and hiding his face? Oh right, there's a sketch of him on the news.
>>14155734
He seems really attentive and from his facial expression and overall body language he really enjoys spending time with you!
>>14155734
Poor stolen car
>>14155734
>basic trailer trash look
>complete with complementary negro
Tip better, filthy scum
>>14155762
Seriously...
>>14155778
Bitch do you know where you are?
>>14154988
you faggot those are probably just ones you dropped
>>14155778
> in the jungle, welcome to the jungle.
>>14155787
???
>>14155787
>>14155803
Disregard, thought that was 4 me.
>>14154740
Theres Red Bugattis over here in the US
>>14155586
>10 year old audi
>trailer park
lmao
>>14155734
This cant be real. Op was waiting for someone to comment on it being a girl in the op pic but I detailed it for a min then some faggot had to day be my gf now op is shitpostong again
>>14155633
My brain is getting eaten by this pic. Can someone say whatthefuck is happening in this pic?
>>14155884
Girl on left is sitting with her legs crossed in front of the other chick...or she has her hand between the girl's legs...which is what everyone wants it to be.
>>14155847
its 3 am in the states. these pics aint live.
>>14155884
Other girls legs
>>14155884
Girl in back wearing pink jeans, girl in front sitting cross legged, right hand under KNEE.
>>14155586
Nice tree,stupid!
2/10 would not nest.
>>14155646
2/button
Would not mode.
>>14155734
KEK
This is even better than I thought.
haaay guiiise r8 my legs ;)
don't hit on me, silly boyz ;)
>>14155734
burn the coal, pay the toll
>>14156512
>8/10
I would probably hang with you.
>>14155787
Yes, I dropped one single candy on the floor between every single shop visit. You don't have to argue about everything, you autistic faggot.
Dealerships are weird places and their excesses kind of offend me. If I must go, I prefer to stay in the service areas.
>>14155847
This. These will all be facebook pictures of some girl the OP stalks.
>>14155896
Not in Hawaii.
>>14155586
>>14155646
>those legs
It's a fat chick
>>14155453
thats a raindrop you retard
>>14157571
their not.
filename/size
>>14157574
that's not hawaii
>>14154732
It's the crystalized tears of victims with buyer's remorse.
>>14155734
2/10 face, fucks niggers, cant get attention without spreading legs, dying hair and getting cheap tats and piercings
nobody will give you the dick the way your father did, stop trying.
>>14154732
It gives me 100% satisfactory service good for another 20,000 miles, not a piece of candy.
>>14155734
You look like a couple that would appear in one of longpostguys stories.
What's the APR on that audi?
>>14156512
Are those Dickies cargo pants?
>>14158792
>What's the APR on that audi?
Apparently enough that they can't even afford to keep oil in the car.
>>14154732
No it does not.
>>14155734
woah are you an undercover cop
No, they offer quality cars instead
>>14159155
You sure last time I went to a Mercedes dealership there was free cakes, drinks and beer.
>>14156692
t-thanks
>>14158967
they are cargo pants obviously, yes, but I don't know the brand. I think it's some local shop actually that produces them
>>14159186
They had some dry biscuits and cheap coffee the last time I took it in to have a nearly sheared lower arm replaced as I didn't have the stuff necessary to do it myself
>>14159155
Do they offer free lube to help with $5k services? It's the least they can do before they bend you over and rape your soul.
BMW puts perfumed air in their tires.
>>14159257
But I should mention, only at the factory.
>>14159253
I wouldn't know, I do service and repairs myself unless its a critical repair that I cant drive with or fix with my own small tools at my apartment. All I really do at the dealer is order parts
But if I did I'm sure they'd use MB-certified lithium grease at three times its actual value
And also; would you look at all that build quality
