what are some of the lightest pickups/trucks available in the US?
I need rwd only and ground clearance
by lightweight I mean well bellow 2,800 pounds...
can anyone think of any?
Nice exhaust manifold
>>14148291
nice horsecock
late 90's tacoma and Nissan Frontier is probably your best bet.
>>14148291
thought its a horse cock at first
>>14148302
At first I was gonna call u a dumb cunt because u would've capitalised the N but then I realised I didn't
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/13886978/#13886989
>>14148291
Why is it a penis
yes it looks like a horse cock thats the joke! give me more lightweight trucks!
>>14148302
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>>14148352
>knowing what horse dick looks like
Man there are some gay ass niggas up in here.
>>14148291
mitsubishi mighty max, mazda b2000, nissan d21, toyota tacoma, ford ranger. lots of choices all either under 2800# or close.
>>14148363
Unwritten rule #1 of 4chan: don't post an image more interesting than the subject
>>14148544
>has never been in a thread that has gotten spammed with horse porn
You must be new.
I thought I was on /o/, not /mlp/
>>14148575
>he actually looks at the pictures of horse dicks
Sorry, I've never taken the time to remember what a horse dick looks like.
>>14148291
Old pasta
>>14148583
>I swear ive never seen a horse cock!!!
>there are faggots on /o/ who claim to having never seen a horsecock
Mazda Sundowner
Make sure you get one with the side decal.
>>14148291
something older than 1985.
something single cab short bed
something 4 cylinder and manual transmission
Lots of choices close to 3000. I can't think of much below 2800 (that you could find easily)
chevy luv?
>>14148626
>Mazda Sundowner
>>14148575
>Look, someones spamming horse dick, I better closely examine every single picture!
>>14149057
You've never seen one in person?
>>14148544
>>14148583
>>14149057
Does it not turn you on seeing a whore with a big animal with big dick?
We've been through this already
>>14148302
I like how every time someone posts that image, this very same reply always appears.
>>14148583
>>14149057
>not being disgusted, yet intrigued
Where is your sense of wonder?
>>14148291
Hilux everytime
>>14149465
are hiluxes as indestructible as they say or was it just one particular model year?
>>14148564
what about the rabbit?
>>14151438
the diesel ones are unkillable. but slow
also what about the brat. that was a pickup too.
>>14151462
>brat
>over 30 years old subaru
haven't all of them become one with earth again by now?
Toyota Tacoma, 2004 or earlier
Nissan hardbody/D21, 1997 or earlier
Chevrolet/GMC S-10/S-15/Sonoma, 1993 or earlier
Ford/Mazda Ranger/B-series, 1992 or earlier
All must be 2wd, manual transmission, 4-cylinder, no options, and usually short bed.
Thanks for the horsecock.
Wasn't the VW Caddy also sold in the US?
Must be the fucking lightest shit, ever. Like 750kg light.
>>14151952
Yep
>>14151952
not rwd
>>14151952
Sold in the US as the Rabbit Pickup 1980-1985 only, and 90% of them sold were in the first 2 years (final three years sold less than 10,000 combined). Rare as fuck, not worth looking for, if you find one you'll have to pay the snowflake tax.
>>14151972
Even though /o/ can have autists, it's not as bad as /mlp/. I will never go back.
>>14149465
The only hilux's sold in the US are from the 70s.
No matter how indestructible they were, they're now way too old for any of that to qualify.
maybe get a subaru baja and then kill yourself for actually owning one.
>>14149317
It's a meme now I'm assuming.
>>14152211
what's wrong with the baja?
>>14149317
it's just common sense
>>14152230
horsemanifolds can never be a meme
>>14149137
What the hell were you doing to see an erect horse dick in person?
>>14153162
If you're around a horse for more than an hour you'll see one
Hello sweetheart. Or may I say, sweet art?
>>14153176
>engine UNDER THE BED
that's...different.
>>14153192
Welp, you can access from behind anyway.
>>14153175
Are you sure? But what about all those girls who ride horses? What about the young girls? Are you telling me they've seen huge horse dick?
Why do they have five legs in Burma?
>>14153208
fuck, that engine is MICROSCOPIC.
>>14153226
yes, but no one of these cares besides you. it's a part like any other, like a leg or something. also, you sound creepy.
>>14153270
Would buy a horse for your daughter/gf/wife?
>you sound creepy
lol
>>14153280
Why do you think girls like horses so much?
>>14153270
>he needs bigger engines to compensate his small benis
You can do glorious engine swap master race to some subaru boxer turbo if you don't want to upgrade the 1600cc stock to 2110cc or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVBpSRJdpQ
>>14153270
It goes back a little further, but it's the complete package. Everything it needs to run except a fuel tank and battery is right there. Aircooled engines are great.
>>14153283
Because they have big dicks?
>>14153306
hm, better than expected.
still, not sure if those would last long when tuned to actually perform really well.
>>14153358
people who just like them or horse people don't care the slightest about their "dicks"
>>14153176
That car looks like a bathtub.
>>14153283
I went to the fair last year and this really attractive girl was one of the trainers in the horse show. She had a really nice ass in those horse riding pants.
I kept wondering if she liked the Horse D the whole time.
>>14153667
You're a fucking nutcase.
>>14153698
>Implying you wouldn't think the same thing
>>14153176
Had a neighbor growing up who had two of these things. Always thought it'd be so awesome to own one, but I've been told several times that the parts are impossible to find.
There'll always be a soft spot in my heart for these things.
Would you buy a horse cock manifold for your car? What are the advantages?
>>14153667
You should have asked her. lol
>>14154149
I thought Mustangs have them by default
>>14148291
so whats the deal with this horse penis
>>14153667
I grew up in a small town in FL, a horse town.
I guarantee at least 50%+ of those equestrian sluts are curious about horsecock. A good portion of that have even fucked around with their horses cock.
Most of them love male horses and many of them will even admit to sexual pleasure while riding a horse.
>>14153952
Some began to produce parts again since those cars get kind of hyped since a while
>>14154375
>implying any woman would openly admit this shit
>implying any woman would tell some internet neckbeard about this
>implying this isn't actually just your standard highschool jabbering
Stop stating your fantasies as facts.
Far from truth and full of shit.
Back to topic.
>>14154525
This is the kind of guy who will get a male pet for his daughter.
>>14154525
Your projection is entertaining.
Everyone on the internet is not the same as you.
>>14148291
Is that a horse cock?
Bump for more horse cock stories.
Why would you want a light pickup?
You can't haul shit in a light one or it will drive really wonkily when loaded.
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>>14157090
/mlp/ pls go
Have you ever had an encounter with horse cock?
>>14153306
Are those really ALL parts of that engine?
Doesn't look that complex. Interesting.
>>14157801
You'll probably have better luck asking someone else about that, for example your mom
http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses
Twingo confirmed for having a horsecock, too (upper right)
>>14148291
LOOKS LIKE BRNT HOERS CAWK
>>14160650
THATS Z TWN BLK WHOOORSH COKC
>>14148291
why would you want a light pickup
i used to drive one, it drove like shit
rear end slides like a motherfucker if theres a cloud in the sky, can barely reach highway speeds if you have anything in the trunk, blind spots out the asshole
get a real truck, not the turd that was my '99 ranger
i loved that thing but only because it was my first car
>light pickup
>WITH ground clearance
>suggesting anything but ford ranger
>>14160696
i drive one and i love it, youre a pussy
>real truck
>real trucks needs to have muh PERFORMANCE
>>14160696
I too had a ranger...cept mine was a 89. you wanna talk about a gutless piece of shit? how about when you hit 40mphs after 8 seconds of hard acceleration, your side mirrors buckle? Reverse was the strongest gear, so much so, that I could go from 0-25 in a second...wouldn't risk any longer or faster though, as a rwd in reverse is one of the scariest things to be haulin' ass with.
Having said that, there are a few small trucks that were neither gutless, or pieces of shit.
>>14160774
ur a cool guy because you drive a shitty truck
im very impressed with ur cool guy skills anon
btw is it a roush?
>>14160786
>wouldn't risk any longer or faster though, as a rwd in reverse is one of the scariest things to be haulin' ass with.
Pansy ass.
J turns are fun.
>>14160797
no its a saleen
>>14152020
I see a house with 2 parked out front everytime I drive into the south side of town.
>>14160806
I did my 'test' in a neighborhood. I imagine if I had an empty parking lot, I might have messed around a little longer. Still standing: an empty bed in a truck going 25 in reverse is a come to jesus moment the second you make any motions with the steering wheel.
>>14160855
you should have put 20 bowling balls on the bed and do it again :o)
