19 ackmeds and 20 mohammeds are currently snackbarring near your car.
there's 12 dindus "plotting" to steal it from a distance
1 mexican is contemplating stealing your rims for scrap money.
what do?
remember I live in small town oregon where this doesn't happen.
I go back to /pol/
>>14147770
Stand your ground and show those motherfuckers what freedom feels like.
>>14147770
I live In Florida
This doesn't happen
Drive away?
Nothing, because I don't live in a racist fantasyland. You're more likely to have some cumskin steal your car than a black man.
>live in chicago
>dindus shoot everyone else
>cops shoot dindus
such is life
>>14147770
Get shot by the white guy because I'm at school
>>14147787
Hahaha
>>14147770
Just drive away...
invite that mexican a beer and realize that his whole squad will welcome me as another member
>>14147770
>Allow ackmeds to apply snackbar to automocar
>Allow Dindus to try and steal car
>Ackmeds self destruct with dindus in it
>Get shanked by mexican and die a martyr.
I can accept this fate.
>>14147917
Mexicans are normally awesome. I would do something like that too. Whenever I'm delivering to restaurants, I'm automatic bros with the dudes in the kitchen even tho they don't speak English.
I grew up around tons of Mexicans and the only time they are a pain are the 2nd generation ones who try to act like thugs.
Put a confederate flag and some gun-related bumper stickers on my car to show them how edgy and hardcore I am.
>>14147938
Worked with a Hispanic guy at mcdonalds once. Nicest dude I've ever met. People bitch about "lazy mexicans" or some shit but the dude was an awesome worker.
>>14147982
Sure thing, Pablo.
>>14147770
Wake up and realize I'm in Canada and not the US
>>14147787
>I live In Florida
>This doesn't happen
But everything else does, you live in the most interesting US state
>>14147770
>europe
>represented by a viking
>kicking an educated book-reading man with a funny face out
accurate representation of yuropoors
>mfw I get a flat tire in Detroit
As someone stated earlier, this doesnt happen in Florida.
And if it did I would pull out my glock and put Tyrone in the ground and probably end up with a medal from the police department
>>14149633
Kek'd n checked
>>14147770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
panic and run them all over
Nothing because tjose are wild assumptions
>>14149615
The viking isnt even accurate, they didnt have horns
>>14147770
>living in burgerstan
Come to London where this doesn't happen
Leave your murder and weight though
>>14147770
Move out of Detroit...
It's freezing, how can they live?
>>14149900
nah but they were horny motherfuckers
It's simple, we cuck the Batman.
>>14149589
You do realize that Canada is turning into a shitskin country right?
I went to the mall for Christmas shopping. It was 70% brown.
Fucking disgusting if you ask me.
>>14150169
that won't happen with all the chinese
>>14147982
fuck off Paco
pull out my fully-auto glock assault rifle with extended clip and armor-peircing barrel, attach my nippon-steel bayonet and thank god I live in a free country
>>14147917
Phoenix phag here. This is the correct answer.
Stand my glorious Floridian ground
Wonder why these people are in an all white neighborhood at the bottom of the mountains
Also remember that my neighbors are more likely to open fire/call 911 for me from a distance.
>>14149903
Fuck off akmed
>look Rachel, he doesn't have gun case running boards !!
Pop the dual 30rd pmags into AR and wait for them to set one foot on my posted property
GOD ITS [current year]
WHY HASN'T THE WHITE RACE BEEN GENOCIDED YET
>>14153148
I need this in my life.
