>this nigga rolls up next to you at a red light
>starts revvin
what do?
>>14144261
rev back
>>14144261
Smoke em'
rev back
>>14144273
Kek
I don't stop for reds so it'd never happen
Sleeper status is a necessity nowadays. Saves you the trouble and gets you out of trouble when you need it.
>>14144289
watch that edge
>>14144273
underrated
>>14144261
>"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!"
Throw some salt and pepper packets at him and say son you about to get fried.
>>14144745
>>14144261
Wait for the light to turn green and then proceed to drive along responsibly.
>Dip him in butter sauce
>>14144273
kek
>>14144261
Ignore him, the whole thing seems fishy.
>>14144261
fuk'n commence the hooning
>>14144261
>put in neutral
>full throttle
>wait 10 seconds for redline
>smoke everywhere
>engine runaway
>muh torks
>put in 5th
>dump the clutch
>dominic tourettes
Such is life of a diesel.
>>14144261
Let him scuttle along in his r33
I probably don't stand a chance if he's driving a tuna cah
Nothing.I know I can't beat someone with a real tuna car.
>>14148941
>>14148998
The only correct response
>>14144273
Lol I crack at this every time kek
>Rev high
>dump clutch
>fishtail
>>14144261
My Z pisses in your Shrimp Car's intake, fuck off queer.
Go ahead and benchrace. I've owned more vehicles than you've seen years, and I was thoroughly underwhelmed by the Shrimp Car. The interior is 90s KIA tier too.
They are what got me interested in sports coupes again, but they are a letdown in reality. And I am a Shrimp fanboi. The 370z blew the Shrimp Car away in the feels dept, that's why I bought one instead.
The 370z has Jap class with muscle acceleration, and the handling characteristics you'd expect from a traditional two seat rwd coupe making 330+hp at the crank.
You fell for the meme, while people who actually like cars and driving chose any number of quicker sharp handling cars in the price range.
