You and your waifu are about to close on a house in the suburbs. You arrive at the property and await for the Realtor, Sue, pic related, to arrive.
What vehicle does she show up in?
>>14137867
an accord
Some landbarge suv
>>14137867
Murano cabriolet
Cadillac Escalde, white, no older than 3 years.
>>14137867
some kind of volvo, probably a CUV
either that or a giant GMC fullsized SUV
>>14137867
Murano or a Lexus RX
>>14137867
Lexus RX350
>>14137888
Fucking this.
>>14137867
Maserati Quattroporte
No joke, my last realtor was probably about 46 or so and she drove a white one.
Doesn't matter. She arrives and we go inside the house, where I fuck Sue's geriatric brains out. My wife watches.
Sue is so pleased with my performance that we are given a 10% discount on the home, which we spend on a massive cocaine party for our elitist friends. Sue attends, and after running a 20 man train on her, she ODs and we bury her in the rose garden.
RIP Sue.
Lincoln MKS
Mercedes GLK
chrysler 300
In reality.
>>14137982
Lol no, only the poorest of poor realtors would drive one of those. And it would belong to some over-fed, balding, failure of a man working in real estate. Those cars are owned almost exclusively by fat young girls, niggers, or insecure old men with $100 in their bank account.
>>14137992
In REAL reality.
>>14137993
Or drug dealers
>T. Someone who bought weed in high school from a classmate who drove a 300
>>14138008
Looks like she has a truck in her driveway, but could be her husbands
>>14137867
Hey look it's this thread again.
>>14137888
This or a lexus rx
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A house in MY area? The cut rate property manager hired by the real owner shows up in this.
>>14138054
>smells of bourbon
>says nigger within the first 30 seconds of exiting his vehicle
>asks to use your pen
>house key is bent
>answers phone call from his wife during meeting, starts screaming about Obamacare
>this goes on for 27 minutes
>asks if you have money, he wants to order fried chicken
>>14137867
When I bought my house, my Realtor (actually named Sue) drove a Toyota Sienna. The other Realtor in her office drove a bright red automatic NA Miata.
