Chevy Monte Carlo
>Not a city in Monaco
pigfat enough to be a city amirite?
Yugo
Never goes
>El Camino
>Not a road
>>14125258
holy kek
Hyundai Excel
>utterly mediocre
>>14125192
damn that's a good looking car
>>14125508
It is a nice car, But I am working on a 76 Monte with my father. I'm getting his 86 Monte after we fix the 76. I've driven the 86 and love it.
Mercury Cougar
>Not a hot middle aged woman looking for a young man
Ford Fiesta
>there's nothing to celebrate
>toyota sienna
>offered in colors other than brown
>ford mustang
>not the horse
>corvette
>not a giant fucking ship, even though it handles like one
>>14125192
Dodge Aspen-Not a ski Resort
Plymouth Volare-Not a song
Ferrari California-made in Italy
ford pinto-has no beans
>>14125498
Excels at being utterly mediocre am I rite?
>>14125713
"mediocre" implies it has SOMETHING redeemable to it
>>14125678
>corvette
>handles like a ship
What
>>14125700
I fucking Kek'd
Thanks for getting Dino stuck in my head
>>14125678
>even though it handles like one
kek
Hyundai Getz
>Doesn't get bitches
Challenger Scat Pack- Not a shitbo.... oh wait
Dodge Ram
>not a hoofed animal with large horns
Dodge Challenger
>Doesn't challenge anything
>Ford Focus
>no one focuses on me because it looks so plain
Dodge Dart
Can't be thrown
Mercedez Benz C300
>is only 1 car not 300
Audi A4
>not a sheet of paper
Ford Taurus-doesn't fuck cows
Chrysler Concorde-doesn't fly across the Atlantic
Toyota Hilux- you'd have to be high to think that's luxurious
Mitsubishi Lancer- doesn't pop cysts
Toyota Sprinter-barely manages a jog
Dodge caravan
>can't take it through a desert along with my camels.
Ford Focus
>has ADHD
>>14126210
>Toyota Hilux- you'd have to be high to think that's luxurious
aaaaaand my sides are gone
Honda Civic
>is actually quite rude
Honda Accord
>not an agreement between the Germany empire and Austria-Hungry
>>14125192
Ford Falcon
>Isn't actually a predatory bird
Holden Commodore
>Doesn't command a fleet or flotilla of naval ships
Ford Focus
>Doesn't really make me focus
Hyundai iLoad
>I have to lift everything in and out of it
Hyundai Sonata
>isn't a composition for an instrumental soloist, often with a piano accompaniment, typically in several movements with one or more in sonata form.
Mazda Protege
>Isn't a junior that is trained by someone senior
Ford Probe
>Doesn't go in the anus
Toyota Highlander
>Only one
Ford pinto
>isn't a bean
well actually it's kinda fitting
>>14125700
Ford Pinto - You're gonna die.
>>14125192
>Mitsubishi eclipse
>not a celestial occlusion of sunlight
Geo Metro
>doesn't produce beats
>>14126263
You aren't trying hard enough
Mazda Miata - Because we know how much you like to drink semen
>>14125258
or pigfat enough to wreck your honda when a hubcab flies off faget
>>14127120
buttmad amerifat detected
>Subaru WRX
>Doesn't rally cross
Suzuki Samurai-not tom cruise
GMC Yukon Denali
>not a national park
>>14128105
>Chevy Tahoe
>not a lake
>MR2
>there is no MR1
>>14125678
>ford mustang
>not a plane
>Chevy Impala
Its such a great car.
