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G-day mate, I am Acting sergeant Darryl Crowley, Do you mind telling me what you were doing back there?
No lies mate, i already know what you did, i saw it with my own eyes, i just want your version of events.
Sir you don't look like a real police officer, all the sheriffs out here have white and black ford explorers or fusions and I think ive seen one taurus. None of that funky ass green shit.
>>14113760
Just waiting on a m8
>>14113760
my mates a copper and he says even they hate highway patrol cunts.
AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED
i-i um
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i w-was just um...
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>>14113880
You seem a bit nervous mate, had any drugs or alcohol tonight?
If i conduct a search of the vehicle will i find anything?
Because i am going to conduct a search.
Yo "mate", back the fuck off and kick rocks.
As a murrican it is my god given right to tell you to fuck off.
My baby was already done stolen by fucking dingos, and my nigga got eaten by drop bears.
So I'mma leave the shit desert prison island and go home and eat 50 mcdoubles.
saw a drop bear m8 got scared
>>14113809
>>14113897
Nah cunt, feckin magpies keep swoopin on me ute like fucking japs m8
>>14113819
HWP might be cunts but fuck I'd like the job. Paid to hoon around in an F6, intimidate P-platers and take bribes.
>>14114157
Sir you're aware double demerits apply at this current time. If I find you're pulling my leg with this magpie business, you'll have to answer to the judge
>>14113760
Hah, sorry, I come from a nation where the local Sherrifs don't look like middle-aged meth heads. Friggin' Aussies, you're an embarrassment to the ex-Commonwealth nations.
fackin kanga jumped outta nowhere m8
>>14113897
You can have a fuckin' go officer but I did a pretty fuckin good job of hiding aye.
>>14113760
Just filling out these transfer forms, I'm the new Deputy Commissioner, Constable Crowley was it?
>>14115195
the way the hoon laws are set up to be guilty until proven innocent is a breeding ground for corruption.
my regular cop mates fucking hate hwy, they are dirty as fuck cunts who pull regular cunts over who are not hooning at all and intimidate them into paying an on the spot fine.
whoever thought up the hoon laws is a fucking MORON.
>Increased cop corruption
>Guilty until proven innocent, almost zero legal recourse (if they offer u the chance to bribe, take it)
>Actually makes it MORE DANGEROUS since people are terrified of state mandated theft of their own personal property, they will flee from cops and run red lights and shit.
Seriously fucking retarded. All it does is make roads more dangerous, piss every cunt off and give us more corrupt cops.
T..thanks nanny state
>>14114157
>>14113760
Dammit, officer, necrophilia is a victimless crime, public or otherwise!
>>14115614
>>14115195
wait whats this about corruption?
so if i get pulled over instead of demerit points i can pay a fine?
>>14115641
I've never dealt with highway patrol but I've heard of this happening, yes. You pay them cash on the spot and they forget they ever saw you.
>>14115644
yeah get fucked. and if i secretly record it with my phone their goes both their fucking jobs
you think they going to risk that for a meesly 200 dollar fine probably 100 each for them when they get paid at least 35-40 an hour
>>14113760
>Do you mind telling me what you were doing back there?
My apologies mate, I hit a pretty big puddle of water and the car just hydroplaned, couldn't help it.
>>14113760
New Impala.
>>14113760
Fuck off you Australian faggot
>>14113760
Fucked your wife and left after wiping my dick on the curtains.
What's the fine for that?
>>14115646
Considering the mental gymnastics the higher ups go through to defend their boys I doubt anything would come of it even if you went through the official channels.
Remember when that news story popped up about that guy who got defected in a brand new GT86? The Victorian police commissioner was on national television congratulating the officer who did it for 'enforcing the law'. What about when David Leyonhjelm spoke out against them the Queensland police commissioner called for him to be removed and suggested that we should simply cut ministers out of the equation and accept a police state.
Corruption is a massive issue, but it stems back from something larger. This ideal that the police are greater than the average citizen.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
>>14115195
>>14115614
I hate Australia for giving us this word.
>>14115814
Oops, the word is hoon.
>>14115805
>"it is alleged police called off the pursuit moments before the accident"
Seriously, how often does everyone hear this tripe?
>>14113760
is there anyway i can pay the fine on the spot officer?
*unzips fanny pack*
>>14115805
It goes beyond that though. The police killed more people than the gunman in the Lindt cafe siege.
The mussie got the cafe manager bloke, and then when the cops lit up the mussie they actually shot other hostages.
Not a word about the competency of the NSW police.
Police Unions should not be allowed. In fact, there should be no Unions for public service employees at all.
>>14115814
>>14115815
It certainly was quickly adopted by the most autistic sort imaginable.
>>14113760
tks?
>>14115805
>that guy who got defected in a brand new GT86
what?
>>14117137
I did a little digging and the guy was allegedly nicked by officer shitcock who mistook his daytime running lights for the fog lights. The officer in question apparently has a colossal boner for Jap shitboxes.
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/showthread.php/74903-GT86-received-Defect-for-a-stock-safety-feature
Any Vicfags able to confirm?
>>14118203
>http://www.baka.com.au/victoria/policeman-targeted-by-facebook-hate-page-20121211-2b74y.html
>http://media.baka.com.au/news/national-news/i-was-wrongly-fined-3881726.html
>>14118214
>baka
Well fuck me sideways. The Sydney Morning Herald site.
>>14118203
Vicfag here, can confirm that pettett loves to defect the fuck out of modified cars in the Melbourne eastern suburbs.
Not only shitboxes, but he also has it in for muscle cars as well.
He seems has a thing against the modified car scene. Though to be fair I haven't heard anyone complaining about him for a year or so now so he may have been told to calm the fuck down.
>>14118203
at a booze bus once the officer said my fog lights are on i said they are day time running lights and he didn't say anything else
>>14113760
Gawd fuck the queen!
>>14113760
What is it with cops named Darryl?
>>14119835
They're all kucks?
can confirm, no points for hooning in qld.
>getting hektic in the touge
>come around corner too wide
>officer crowley is in the way
>do massive stoppie in front of speed trap
>tfw speeding fine in the mail as well
;-;
>>14120525
Did those retards write in crayon?
>>14121087
What do you expect from underpayed recess duty teachers
my dog farted in the back seat and I was trying to outrun it
>>14113760
I KNOW MY RIGHTS PIG
ASSCOP
BUTTFUCKER
Mad skidz cunt ill race ya to the servo for a gaytime aye
Juss moving mum an your trailer cunt. Way to get kicked outta the park for your sheep porn wanker.
