Are there any BMW drivers who aren't fucking assholes?
>>14106642
Nope
Earlier models unless stanced.
I'm not an asshole.
>>14106669
Pretty much. Anything E46 or earlier isn't too bad
Are there any [insert semi-beefy car here] drivers who aren't fucking assholes?
>>14106698
I find Lexus and Merc drivers are usually good, well-mannered people.
>>14106707
No, especially C250 owners.
>>14106766
>C250
I think that might be because they are retarded.
I drive an e90 manual
>always stop at stop signs
>use turn signals
>when not passing I'm in the right lane
>cruising at +5 mph, don't get mad at people going slow on the right lane
>yield to vehicles merging into the highway
>stop for vehicles who are having trouble exiting parking lots and such
>don't park on handicapped spaces
>don't cut people off
>always zipper merge when two lanes turn into one lane
>I don't hang on people's blind spot
I still get people who cut me off, try to race me or get ahead of me when zipper merging and get mad at me for doing the speed limit on the right lane. Still my jimmies remain unrustled.
>>14106866
I use a E87 like this. But well, I guess most of BMW drivers are just assholes.
>>14106642
Yuro here
Audi and Merc are the worst on motorways
And Opel aka Vauxhall
Fuck me how many Opel drivers I almost got out the car and beat the fuck up
>>14106707
Any non-AMG S-class driver is usually calm and isn't in a hurry
No
Source: I am one
ME! Oh wait, no. Fuck you.
Did I get transported to Reddit
Yeah me
Things i do
- Speed
- Never signal before turning
- Break at last minute
- Always put my back end out when taking corners
- Undertake (When safe to do so)
However i almost always let waiting traffic from side roads out or slow and flash peds waiting to cross to let them cross safely
Im nice and considerate to others but i do drive like a dick
I bought a 323i. Picking it up tomorrow. Will I turn into an asshole?
>>14107832
it's probably already in you
>>14107375
This
>>14107832
Make sure you plastidip the stock wheels.
>>14106866
I drive an E92 manual
>roll stop signs, especially if its in the middle of no where
>use turn signals occasionally
>sit in the left lane like its my job
>cruise at 15 mph over or whatever the dude in front of me is doing
>dont have to yield because left lane lol
>dont stop for vehicles exiting lots because thats dangerous and can cause accidents
>dont park in handicap places because only fucks do that
>I only get cut off by asian women
>accelerate to the front of the line when the lanes merge
>I dont hang in peoples blind spot because I pass them, rather than you who does 45 in a 45 and wonder why people tailgate.
>>14106642
I can't speak for others, but I love blasting past fuckers like you in your 1992 shitbox fuckadoodle doos with my M3. Cut you fuckers off just to hear your little toy car's "honk". Reminds me of a clown car. Peace out, faggot. Where am I going? Fuck you, I ain't signaling. I drive an M3. Poor fag. Go eat some Mr Noodle for dinner. Maybe splurge on the frozen peas, too. It's christmas after all.
>>14106689
Thiiiiis. It's just the newer model owners that are horrid. Most of the E39 owners I've met are middle aged people that really nurtured their car. The rest are Mexicans that fucked up their car.
>>14106707
Lexus owners are the biggest dickweeds I meet in LA. They're usually kids who just got out of college and bought their first new car, and because they have connections they can afford something nice but not quite German. At least the German snobs are middle aged and old people that earned it.
Then again, everyone in this town is a dickweed in some way. But yea, Lexus is usually the image of wealth without substance to me. Not that I don't like Lexus.
>>14106642
I drive a slow car doing mostly 75-80 in 90 zone cuz fuel and safety.
> doing a looong trip, family onboard, the car is full
> comfy, empty road, anyone can enjoy it any way he desires to
> new 5-series approaches me slowly, but decides to keep distance and not overtake me, even if it's easily possible
> after a minute of worrying (not to feel asshole slowing down that driver) we both get comfy and drive like that for 50 kms.
It was a good day.mp3
my dear cousin has been driving BMWs for a long time, but I suspect he was an asshole before that. He's a salesman, you see.
I have a few friends who have at times both driven and bought BMWs, but they straightened up pretty fast.
>>14106642
Unlikely, where i come from, it's expected of you to be an asshole. I own an E46, as soon as you turn on the engine your brain cells are not responding to logic and common sense. It's like a virus growing inside you... You become an asshole in no time.
It's a car that turns you into one. Before you are a weah shitbox driver that has to give way to larger vehicles. After you're in a powerful car and nobody dares to cut you off or something. And power corrupts.
There is a hierarchy of vehicles on the road.
>>14108247
I don't see Merc CLS drivers being cunts like BMW 3 drivers.
>>14108260
Entry-level luxury brand drivers are niggers.
>>14106642
Hello I am a bmw driver that is not an asshole. Also 18 if that matters. I think it's just the person not the car. But I live in the burbs where german luxury cars are very common, not even to flaunt just something everybody buys.
I don't think i am. Then again i have an 02 e46... so I don't exactly feel like Mr. Moneybags.
Still only has 129,000 miles after two years of ownership. I hope to be driving it for many, many years to come...
>>14108171
>boob frekles
>>14106642
TBD
>>14107977
Found the asshole
>>14106642
No,however I'm a Saab and VW driver and an asshole
Figure if you're going to drive an assholes car might as well stick to the script so other drivers aren't confused.
>>14108024
I think that's kind of the whole point, they aren't charging you at all for the name. Just an honest fucking nice reliable whip
>>14112335
Lexus are literally more expensive than bmws..
>>14112346
This, Lexus aren't exactly accessible to low life shit stain of society like BMW are. Entry level Lexus are actually the most expensive compared to BMW, Benz and A4. For example base 2014 IS250 is $35k, a 328i, A4 and C250 all could be had for $25k.
>>14109393
noice m8
>>14112460
3series, a4, and cla are 31-33k base. I don't think 2K puts it out of anyone's range
I noticed that every single driver on the road starts speeding when they see me. It's like they're trying their hardest to prove that my BMW is shit. Well it is cause it's a 316. Still, I feel a lot of hate when driving around town.
>>14107873
LOLOL underrated post
>>14112460
2016 Lexus IS200t MSRP 38.265$
241hp, 0-60 in 6.8 secs. 22/33 mpg
2015 BMW 328i MSRP $39.365$
240hp, 0-60 5.2 secs, 22/34 mpg
fuck you and your lexus
>>14112517
noice kurwa, i drive a pre-face e36 325iA :(
>>14112517
lol, kinda what I noticed when I started driving. Noticed people trying to overtake me, trying to beat me from traffic lights etc. Not that i`m a slow driver, I always do 10-20kph over the limit.
Also none of that shit when I was driving my Audi. Apparently ''beating'' a BMW is a honourable thing, lmfao.
>>14106642
E30 driver here
Can confirm, do love anal play
>>14112616
>muh bimmer literally go faster than your Lexus
Too bad reliability and value retention aren't exactly dick waving contest worthy metrics. But then again it's a filter to keep fuccboi out of our superior machines and ruining the image for everyone ;)
My dada drives a BMW and is a nice man. He doesn't drive like a asss.
Maybe you're the asss op. People that are assholes can drive any type of car. I'd say that people in any sport trim vehicle think they're hot shit and has their inner shoemaker come out and it makes them look bad.
>>14112629
>pre-face e36
there was no face lift anon, just engine changes
source: I have owned 3
>>14106642
yes. Me
![e36-pre-post-facelift[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pQ6938U.jpg "e36-pre-post-facelift[1].jpg")
>>14112722
>I have owned 3
Sure thing buddy
>>14112746
the top one is a non m bumper
bottom is m bumper
>>14112749
Look at the kidneys mate
>>14112760
son of a bitch
well i stand corrected and take back my previous remark
>>14112722
>>14112749
>>14112760
Kidneys, front bumpers, side markers, steering wheels, upgraded audio, new key fobs, OBD 2, M50 upgrades to M52, painted side skirts and bumpers.
>source: I have owned 3 as well
>>14112704
How do you know if the new 3 series is reliable or not, it has been out since 2012 and most of them are still on warranty so maintenance costs arent exactly a thing. Also the previous gen 3 series E90 is quite reliable. Please dont fall for the unreliability meme
I know a BMW Z8 driver whose a pretty cool guy and he drives fairly calmly on our local roads.
The BMWs you need to worry about are the poorfag models, the obvious leases and the SUVs. And that applies to any "luxury" brand that attracts middle management with inferiority complexes.
