>Driving home last night
>At stop light
>Old Ford explorer pulls up in the right lane, windows down
>Full of teenagers, half guys half girls
>Glance over
>One of guys yells out "ZOOM ZOOM RACE CAR" "VRROOM VROOM"
>Entire group starts laughing
>Light changes
>Another guy screams "FAGGOT!" as they drive off in laughter
Do you ever encounter similar hostility?
When I google "ZOOM ZOOM RACE CAR" all I get are baby toys.
No, I live in the civilized world. Well, mostly civilized. Apart from BMW drivers.
>>14095611
What?
>at least I'm not driving around in my mom's beat up FORD
Try that next time, beta.
>>14095642
>implying there's anything wrong with Ford
>>14095632
What exactly are you suggesting?
>>14095648
>defending the laughing stock of the auto industry with one of their cars that's the worst of its competitors
Way to portray a stereo type, ford guy.
>>14095666
>not liking the undoubtedly GOAT car manufacturer
Come on, Satan.
>>14095611
One time I was driving past a group of nignogs who were recording some SUV getting towed, and one of them told me to get my "tiny little car outta the way." I just wat.
>>14095678
I'd take a gallardo over that shitbox any day
![00909_7VgpW7tlU2y_600x450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5f3hmpW.jpg "00909_7VgpW7tlU2y_600x450[1].jpg")
>>14095648
>BRAND NEW 2015 MUSTANG COBRA SHELBY MURICA EDITION
>1996 beat up shitbox explorer
nice try, ford fanboy
>be me
>drive lifted Ford truck
>makes a redneck noise when you turn the key
>102in CB whip
>ProTech rack
>toolbox
>shortbed
>35in tires
>I drive like a complete and utter douche
>only few people are brave enough to compliment my truck
>teenagers gawk
>women gawk
>ur mum gawks
>your dad is in the bed tied up and gagged with a dragon dildo taped in his ass
>no one will hear his screams
>>14095731
>>14095741
I kid you no, sir. I am an asshole.
>>14095771
>fat women sticker
>ford
I mean I'm an asshole too but at least I have style.
>>14095702
>gallardo
You picked the trashiest super car owned by every nigga rapper in existence.
>>14095611
What were you driving, OP? This might have something to do with the treatment you received.
>>14095795
>FARD MASTING!
You picked the trashiest car owned by every in bred redneck with a part time job.
>>14095777
>fat women sticker
>lifted truck
fatchicks can't jump
>>14095611
Let me guess op.. Miata covertable? Do you dress like a metro faggot as well? Of course ppl are going to laugh at you.
>>14095611
what kind of car do you drive
>>14095802
Only.. i didn't pick anything?
>>14095796
>>14095843
>>14095851
94 mx-5
>>14095843
>Do you dress like a metro faggot as well
no
>>14095611
Sure, these people will always exist.
But why does it bother you man? Who cares what the electrical pathways of another brain in a meat bag hundreds, possibly thousands of miles and moments away from are doing?
They laughed at you and mocked you but chances are you will never see or hear from these people again, and even if you did would their opinion matter any more? So don't dwell on it homie. Just keep doing what you enjoy, it doesn't need to pass someone else's approval first.
>>14095866
Well than don't jump into a conversation you don't belong in just to talk shit you mongoloid fuck.
>>14095935
I didn't jump into anything i just commented on your nigger taste in super cars like you were doing him.
>about to pull the trigger on an 2002 Boxster S
Am I going to get laughed at?
>>14096008
>mustang
>supercar
Ford shills
>>14095678
>>14096064
You replied to a picture of a Ford GT.
>>14095666
>>14096100
Nice try saving face ford shill but its gonna take way more than keeping it 100 to convince the fucking devil that ford is good.
>>14096049
Yes.
>>14096049
>boxster
yes
>>14096138
What's wrong with them?
Are they basically Super Miatas?
>>14095611
Post pic of said car faggot
You should've just yelled back "That's right cunt, you jelly?"
Then launched like a mad cunt and leave them in the dust
>>14095611
No, and I've driven some very embarrassing cars. Even blasting The Final Countdown out of a gold Rover while stuck in traffic in a residential area only got me a few judgemental looks.
>>14096110
I don't care about ford i didn't even comment on the car just that trashy gallardo.
Did Henry Ford drill your asshole or something?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcOaOTLuIg
>>14096143
>couldn't afford a 911
>he bought the girl's Porsche
>lol IMS bearing
>lol maintenance costs
>>14096143
When i think of "Super Miata" i think of another car that's common, easy to maintain, and reliable,
Such as a base corvette or something.
>>14096254
This. Major difference is you won't look like a fag in a Vette.
This is what 2 step backfiring systems are for.
BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAAAP
They instantly shut up.
>>14095611
I pulled up to a dude and a chick at a stoplight once.
Dudes yells out that my car is gay.
Chick screams how cool it is.
>>14096110
>this much autism contained in one line
>>14096254
I noticed you never said "inexpensive".
>>14096311
Ethan what do you drive?
>>14096317
Definitely that too aside from gas millage and higher price used than a miata (but if you can afford a boxter than this should be nothing)
>>14096311
Hi ethan, why would you care about girls when all you do is sit on cocks all day?
>>14096334
you are retarded
>>14096288
when you get older, you'll look like in a mid life crisis
>>14096925
this
older people should only drive
1. Vintage sporty car
2. luxobarge
>>14095666
You have't even seen the numbers, fool.
>>14095802
At least it ain't a camaro.
Team #ford for life
>>14095611
It's ok OP. Many a car laden with teenagers like that have met untimely ends around where I live, either on the mountain roads, or the cliffs by the beach. Their recklessness will come back to them.
>>14096911
Something wrong anon?
>>14095869
>94 mx-5
That explains it!
>pull up next to 7/10 qt in mx5
>say 'nice car'
>'get a 'its my boyfriends car'
>brother chuckles at that
>reply to at ' sorry thought u were female'
>she's confused
>brother laughs aloud
>>14097701
I dont get it
>>14097739
mx5 is a fag car?
>>14097701
this makes zero fucking sense
>>14095809
we should pull eachothers dicks sometime
i love when cummies at the same time
u game, cowboy?
>>14097701
>>14097739
>>14097762
>I pulled up to a cute girl in my Miata
>I say to girl "Nice car"
>She says "It's my boyfriend's"
>I say "Oh, I thought you were a woman"
>my brother laughs
>>14097804
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
>>14097804
ahhh now it makes even less sense, thank you
>>14097804
I dont know if there is a joke i dont get, or if your sense of humor is literally the worst ive ever seen
>>14097769
touch tips gently
But seriously, a Ford 302 is no match for a diesel anything. Maybe when I'm in a 460 with an adapted diesel truck transmission with at least a 3/4ton rear end I can come play with the diesels.
>>14097739
>>14097762
her 'boyfriends car' is an mx5, so he must be a faggot. saying 'i thought you were female' isnt as blunt as saying 'oh so your boyfriends a cock sucker'
whereas if it were just her car, whatever. mx5 is chicks car
>>14097819
>implying it was my post
>>14097810
>>14097818
I don't see how my explanation doesn't make sense. It's not a funny post, and their original was was pretty fucking confusing, but I don't see how it could get any more clear
>go to autox event
>its beside of a college
>dormnorms stand at an opening in the building and make VROOOOM VROOOOOM noises
I don't really get it
I guess its people that are only into flicking away on their normiephones and they don't understand hobbies
>>14097825
Thanks. Now i get it. Joke is still shit tho.
>>14097804
>>14097831
>I pulled up to a cute girl in my Miata
i'm just gonna assume you fucked up here by putting "my miata" instead of "a miata". jesus
This never happens to me.
>I just want to race strangers
>>14095771
yamaha rt 180?
>>14095611
Actually the opposite. Teenagers usually drool over my car.
>>14096925
If you get it in "erectile dysfunction" red then yea but that goes for literally every convertible ever made.
>>14095731
there's a croc in the bed of your fearsome 'murica machine, friend.
>>14097897
Having anything other than yellow in a C5 or C6 its a crime.
>>14097875
Ewww.
>>14097870
No. DR350
>>14097837
Those kids 100% dont have a car, let alone a hobby car
>>14097904
Thats a wierd way to spell black. Every car on earth (yes even that one) looks better in black.
>>14097901
>there's a croc in the bed of your fearsome 'murica machine, friend.
Among other things. Not pictured is a dildo. Remember, I'm a 4chan user. :^)
>>14097932
I am a black-fanboy. But i disagree. There are a bunch of cars that just look better in a certain color. Yellow is the only car i imagine corvettes in. At least the C5 and 6. C7 i think they look better on dark green and carbon black, and C4's only look great on white or royal blue
>>14097915
The older brother
>>14097947
My thing about cars that aren't black is very specific. The subject has to be a racing version of said car in the manufacturer's or country of origin's official racing color(s). All road cars look better black imo.
>>14096254
Super miata is an FD, obviously
>>14098046
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>>14096049
only by "Porsche guys"
And honestly no one cares what they think.
>>14095869
hahahahahahahahaha
you're shitting me
im not even fucking surprised
zoom zoom motherfucker
>>14096163
miata is slower than a bicycle off the line
>>14095611
show us a pic, OP.
>>14095731
Guy with a white super duty with "WHITE POWERSTROKE" windshield banner parked me in as such while I waz walking my dog. Upon returning I backed out, grabbed the poo bag I was going to throw away and smeared dogshit under the door handle. Fuck you too.
>>14096049
that car is so fucking ugly
>>14098104
>be superduty owner
>hate my car. its too big
>cant fit it anywhere without annoying someone
>try to park it somewhere
>sadly i cant avoid blocking someone
>go to store to buy food with my last foodstamp that i need to use to feed my son before he dies
>get to my car
>some autist smeared dog shit in my car because he is an autist
>no money to clean car
>>14098111
Are you mentally challenged?
>conversation about miatas
>mention about RX7
>mention about apex seals
Everything in the conversation was making sense until you came over and shitposted because you were too mentally challenged to understand what's the point >>14098046 was trying to make
>>14098137
>Poor.
>Own massive diesel truck with single digit mpgs
Pick one
>>14098148
>implying owning a car automatically means someone must have money
>>14098154
It's a newer ad with a lift retarded 20" wheels and mall terrains, double lightbar above windshield. Saw a similar f150 tonight at Wal-Mart with a "SNOW SLUT 907" banner. Must be related, married or both to as owner.
>>14098191
Doesn't matter. Poor guy doesn't deserve to have shit in his car just because anon was an autist
>>14098154
Well its not a driveway ornament and diesel isn't the cheapest gas out there.
Not to mention,
>Ford
>>14098206
Shouldn't have boxes me in to the point that I had to open the door roll down the window and climb in. If I was in my heater I woulda opened my cousin to his a few times. Got into a fist fight at McDonald's over the same shit. I can over react to rude people and end up the bigger asshole easily.
>>14098211
Last i checked diesel IS the cheapest gas out there
>>14098224
So you actively search fights and try to affect other's people just because they do something you dont like instead of ignoring or asking them nicely? Seriously. Are you an autist?
>>14095666
So mad, so furious. Must have been beaten by a Ford tonight.
>>14098234
Just don't be rude. I don't search fights but if I feel offended I'll tell you. If the reply is also shitty.I'll call you out. If you are about it we squab. I wouldn't just hit somebody. I also never call people names. Even a stranger. rude people trigger the shit out of me.
>>14098259
>rude people trigger the shit out of me
>constantly tries to intiiate fight and fuck with people's car smearing shit all over them
>>14098230
Where do you live?
>>14098279
Somewhere where diesel technology is 20 years behind europe and USA.
>>14098264
You want to fight? Man enough to cash that check pal?
Lol
No it rarely happens but when somebody steps on my toes I don't let them fuc k my wife afterwards. I stand up for myself. It's called being a ma>>14098264
n. You know those moments in life when you look back at a situation and wish you had done something? I don't like feeling like that so I do something. It feels good. I've lost fights too, still less regrettable than being passive.
>>14098290
There is standing up to someone screweing you and then there is someone doing something that slighltly annoys you and you going out of your way to make him miserable. That's not being a man. That's being autistic
>>14095642
>mfw I literally do that sometimes
The only thing that bums me out about it is it's auto and the driver's side door panel is fucked up. Otherwise, it's an 04 Focus wagon with 88K miles. Definitely DD worthy.
>>14096317
C4 and C5 vettes are getting pretty damn cheap nowadays.
>>14098289
Thats why. It costs more than premium here.
>>14098296
See
>>14095731
>>14095771
This is literally a majority of brotruck drivers. Don't have the balls to fight but would put poo or something on car.
>>14098099
Rev to 3k, drop clutch, squeal tires like a motherfucker.
>>14098148
Diesel trucks Will not get single digit mpg. Even towing my father's 7.3 still gets 15mpg.
>>14096289
But how?
>ride a tiny red 2 stroke moped
>came with super kool white decals
>never been insulted but sense peoples condescending thoughts sometimes
>constant filtering opportunities
>sometimes barely competent retard cosmetics-student-tier girls seem to get pissed off and possibly dont understand the concept of filtering
>have been overtaken by cars on street roads as a result
>the road is one big sea of stuck up people who have to watch me ride past all the time and i dont even get insulted for looking like such a fag
>>14098890
You mean flirting?
>>14096289
Are you fucking retarded? It's called antilag
Not a fucking backfire system
