Fucking Coconut hit my jeep and now it wont start, wat do?
>>14092877
is this a joke or some meme?
Draw a face on the coconut. Then punch that coconut in the face
Coco Loco
>>14092877
Throw that piece of shit away.
ask Type R, he actually modified a rotary to run off of pure coconuts
>>14092883
Look at this smug mother fucker
>>14092883
Smug motherfucker, says he wont pay for damages
>>14092877
Type R might be able to help you. He is an expert in this matter.
Grab your cutlass, cut it open and chase strong rum with it.
Also what kind of retardedly shaped coconuts do you people have?
Where's your machete?
If you drive a jeep and live in an area where coconuts are, you MUST have a machete in your car. Whack the top off that motherfucker and pour in some spiced rum nigguh.
Gotta fuck it in the ass to teach it who the leader of the pack is
>>14092877
What waste of a migratory coconut. Could have had some good eats and drinks if you hadn't hit with your Jeep.
Fucking damage his Jeep, show him what. The bastard.
Type R, is that you?
>>14092877
why the fuck do you park under a coconut tree
>>14093252
When every tree coconut tree you always get coconut cars
>>14092877
Check car battery.
>>14092877
Better watch yo back next time bitch nigga. Don't come round here no more.
This thread made me smile
/o/ makes me smile more than other boards
Shower it with coconut creampie
Crack that sucka
>not getting coconut insurance
Really nigga
>>14093072
Ok so whats next?
>>14095288
He already told you, dumb shit.
>>14095319
How the fuck do i cut this without spilling all the fucking juice
>>14095326
Stretch a garbage under it, then hang it from the rafters of your hut with a strong and Fruit Ninja that smug motherfucker.
The bag should catch the remains if Donkey Kong has taught me anything
>>14092877
Are you sure you are using the right key for your coconut? Some of these newer coconuts are push button start.
>>14095326
you can always poke a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver and a hammer and then drain the juice out into a cup
>>14095288
Fucking curb stomp that nigger
>>14095288
Slam it into another coconut to break the shell, like you can do with pecans.
>>14095326
You fuckin up. I'll borrow you a drill
>>14094021
Honestly
>>14095368
You dont know my suffering
>>14095368
That's a Royal palm frond. Coconut insurance doesn't cover that.
>>14095394
I know, no coconuts on that tree. Just those little brown things that look like animal turds and giant things of pollen. Some days I turn on the AC and get blasted with palm tree sperm.
>>14095413
The giant things of pollen are flowers and the turds are dried up dates/fruit.
fucking coconuts
>>14095599
Hmm, ok. I have never seen the actual fruits. They just look like pits of something. There are like a million of them right around the trunk of the tree.
The neighbor right across the street has a couple palms that drop coconuts. I quickly learned that lawnmowers and coconuts do not get along.
>>14092877
I don't know if your serious OP but I may have tripped the fuel cut off sensor which is designed to stop the flow of fuel in a collision - in this case when a coconut rekt your shit
>>14092877
Did you try putting the lime in and shaking it about?
Make Type R a new coconut phone
>>14092883
>>14092918
Well played anon.
>Type R is attacking vehicles he wants with Coconuts in attempt to make the owners flee so he can take it
Watch out, Type R is gonna make a raft out of your Jeep.
