>someone tailgates me
>i follow them home and steal all their electrical fuses
how to piss off normies thread
>>14090192
this is b8
>>14090192
you've never done that.
>dealership sells me a lemon
>refuses to replace it
>go to their lot in the middle of the night
>put home made thermite from a guide I read on /diy/ on every cars hood
>light it
>melts through the hood and the entire engine
>bricks every single car
>road trip with brother, he's driving
>driving on winding mountain road
>steep drop offs
>no guardrails
>get into argument over whether I wear my cape too much or not
>grab the wheel and steer us off the cliff
I bet he wished he had a cape too lol
>>14090215
You deserve shot on triple G.
This happened to me just hours ago.
>Maroon PT Cruiser pulls out on me
>Blast them with the horn
>Follow them into CVS parking lot
>old lady.jpg
>"The fuck grandama you better pick up some better glasses while you're in there because you're a danger to yourself, and more importantly you're a danger to others, and most important of all...you're a danger to me bitch." as I pull away.
Who said I fucking didn't.
>>14090216
kek
>normies driving slowly
>downshift 3 gears and smoke them
;^)
>>14090192
>someone tailgates me
>I follow them home
>I apply make up and wig I keep in a bag for just these emergencies
>tweaze my eyebrows
>put on dress that flatters my ladyboi body
>shave legs
>Knock on door, inform him I am his escort for the evening
>suggest drinks and slip myself a roof
>present my tight boipussy for him to plunder
I showed that normie faggot, he was fucking the ass of a straight man.
>two lane highway
>BMW sedan speeding up behind me
>I slowly change lanes, blocking both so he can't pass until I leisurely finish my lane change
>driving carpool with friends
>had chipotle for lunch
>feel fart coming on
>turn on window lock
>guy infront of me driving too slow
>start tailgating him
>he slows down
>i turn on my 36" lightbar and give him a love tap to the rear
>guy freaks out and divebombs down a sidestreet
Lul
>>14090256
STOP IMPERSONATING ME!
>itt: i have no car
>>>/r9k/
>>14090256
haha what a fag, you sure got him good.
>>14090263
>Chipotle
You got balls eating that shit after all those restaurants got people sick.
>cobalt tailgates me
>follow them to a bar
>watch this faggot get out and leaves his car in neutral without the parking break engaged
>peak inside to see if theres anything to steal
>its a fucking autotragic
>thats it
>go back to my car and get a pistol
>walk into the bar and shoot him right between the eyes
>>14090245
>passing people while rev limiter bounces
top kek
>>14090319
Always. I live near the border and those Ontarians always drive sooo slow on the highway. I pass them in second gear at 110 km/h while bouncing the limiter. It really helps blow off some steam
>mummy driving me to school
>guy driving next to us
>keep making silly faces at him
>>14090192
how much of this thread is samefagged
>>14090460
not much retard
>>14090363
>pepe and grinch
a pinch?
>>14090233
>not walking away like an autist after realizing offender is female
>all these r9k faggots pretending they own or can even afford cars
Are we getting invaded?
>>14090215
Bless your soul for doing God's work.
I would've just poured used motor oil all over their driveway and every exposed bit of concrete. Costs a lot of money to clean up and is easily done
>Stupid-ass wife wants a stupid-ass Sebring
>finebitchjustshutthefuckupisweartogod
>Wife gets him down to a "good" price
>Fuck that I got my special deal; not a cent more than sticker price
>Find out two decades worth of car purchases later that my special deal with this salesman was a fucking ripoff
>Recruit a bunch of hippies and stoners to put fliers illuminating the corrupt business practices on the cars
>Hippies and stoners thought I wanted to destroy the cars so they bomb all of them
>Salesman thinks it was me who blew up his lot but is too much of a pussy ass bitch to say anything
>>14090829
I like them and welcome them to our board, these threads are great
>>14090897
>>14090829
>robots can't own cars
nice fallacy, bitch boy
It bothers me you said elecrical fuses.
Obviously fuses you steal are electrical you fucking moron.
Rrr.
>>14090215
>this wasn't on the news anywhere
>queer tailgates me in his bmw
>follow him home
>pour molten lard into his exhaust pipe
>tape it up so none leaks out
>hide in the bushes all night
>6am next morning he starts car
>bang followed by white smoke
haha trolled
>follow normie to his house
>turns out he uses his second amendment rights
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/27/us/florida-road-rage-killing/
>>14091178
That guy is gonna get railroaded fyi
