G'day, mate. I noticed that your car 'as got an exhaust pipe that's 2 inches larger in diameter than is stock. Mind poppin' your 'ood mate? You're not out 'avin a hoon today, are ya mate?
>Australians will defend this.
>dang ol hell, i dun builds me a fine ol machine in muh shed der, all it take me wus sum scraps, now i know what ill do on sundays yall imma cruise around in dis here fine machine at 120 decibels and if i crash and kill someone it aint my fault cuz how wus i supposed to know that dis here car aint street legal if der aint no inspections officer, nah im not drunk at all officer no i aint
>Americans will defend this.
>>14089004
They indeed will. Good thing I'm Canadian
>>14088963
Since when do Austrians talk like Birmingham immigrants?
>>14089014
Well doesn't Birmingham have some of the highest crime rates in the UK?
>>14089014
This. OP confirmed for shitposting Britbong
>>14089004
you mean desertniggers. Arizona/NewMexico/Nevada are just California-lite. Americana rockabilly route 66 hot rod culture is fucking disgusting just fuck my car up.
>>14088963
>not bonnet.
I am American and I know they don't say hood.
>having a giggle aren't ya laddy?
Are all the ausfags bitching about cops lebs or something?
I've never been pulled over and I've sped past cops at 20-30 over the limit on multiple occasions in my lowered shit box with a fart cannon and never even been followed let alone pulled over.
>>14088963
>CHING CHONG NIP NONG I AM PROICE STOP PREASE MY FAMIRY COME HERE AND DONT DECRARE FOODSTUFFS AT CUSTOMS
>>14088963
So polite. In America the police anal rape first ask questions later
>>14089791
don't be a Basketball American then
"Driving in Australia is simply no longer fun."
http://www.caradvice.com.au/304929/the-car-enthusiast-is-dead/
>>14088963
There's no law on exhaust pipe diameter.
There's laws on car minimum height and maximum loudness.
We also don't talk like fucking northerners from the UK.
Is this really what other countries go through?
>mfw they need a warrant to do anything but look through my windows in my state
>>14089004
ratrods never killed anyone
>>14089819
So basically what killed the car enthusiast was everyone who thinks cars are just a symbol of how rich you are, on your way to work?
>>14089872
Did you really read the whole article so quickly?
Really, do. He shares an anecdote about an encounter with New York police then shares another one about SAPOLs antics
>>14089887
I read the article.
It must suck living in a fucking police state.
I'm glad I have the option for if the cops come for me. I can take a few of them out.
Good fucking thing I don't have asinine laws in my state, and they aren't.
>>14089819
>parked out side a cafe with apple laptop and jaguar
>tried to pick up some 18y/o boy pussy
>goes full autism about his car.
Fucking ay make up your mind cunt if youvwant some car stuff there's shitloads around you just gotta look in the right place (protip: not your boi-on-the-side's asshole) most fuckboys have zero interest in cars short of luxury vs shitbox why do you fucking care anyway just root n scoot.
>>14089819
>Be boipussi at cafe
>Come up to some fag with a laptop
>ask him if it's the newest piece of shit mac so I can lift it off him and sell if for a few grand
>"Uh, did you notice my F-type?"
>This guy really wants me to recognize his overpriced 200+ problems per 100 cars piece of shit britmobile
>He's getting fucking irate over me not recognizing how amazing his F-type is
>Weirdo like that must have weird shit on his laptop, walk away and leave him to his indonesian kiddy porn
>>14088963
Dat Alfa tho...
>>14088963
>Australians will defend this
Nah mate, we won't. Hoon laws are disgusting and the pigs that enforce them tend to be the biggest cunts about. Either some cunt looking for bribes or some stick-in-the-mud middle aged poof who never got invited to parties growing up.
Shit's fucked. Slap on the wrist for drink driving, texting while driving, etc. But God help you if you've got anything faster than their bacon wagons, you degenerate hoons.
>>14089004
>thinks there's no inspections in the US
>thinks that ratrods people build are what kills people on highways
>>14089086
Rust bucket driver detected.
Mad I can find your dream car rust free?
>>14091476
>no inspections in my state
>catalytic converter? never heard of her
feels pretty good
>>14091526
Rat rod rust buckets are the rockabilly culture. He's saying that they're cancer, which they are.
>>14091526
all those dream cars that haven't moved under their own power in forty years
>>14089004
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>14089741
I reckon it varies based on state. In Queensland we've got hungry fuckers with a history of being picked on in school, on quotas. You might run into a few cool cops but you're just as likely to get reamed because Officer Cocksuck is out to collect revenue. Or they've got a speed trap set up either at the top or bottom of a slope.
>>14091539
You would be suprised at what kind of cars get DD here. Lots of 40s, 50s and 60s cars out here.
However ratrod faggots are faggots. Dont cut up original steel.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU BETTER REMAIN SILENT YOU PIECE OF SHIT, OTHERWISE I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
YOU ARE SUSPECTED OF BEING A TERRORIST AND AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT HELPER YOU ARE UNDER MILITARY ARREST
YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO A LAWYER
>am I being detained?
HE IS RESISTING ARREST SHOOT HIM!!
>americans will defend this
>>14088963
>Having a 4" exhaust on your 4popper.
>>14091449
Salty asf.
>>14091657
I won't even deny it. I'm pissed about it.
Years back no one gave a shit about what you drove. Cops wouldn't tail you because WRX and Millennials in their econoboxes wouldn't bellow about you overcompensating and how cars are just appliances while simultaneously drooling over luxury badges.
Now we live in the post-ACA world. Anything that isn't a FWD with 4 cylinders is a dangerous rare import and concerned parents fear for the children.
>caring about stupid ass laws
i thought we were australians. faggots.
>>14091624
imnotblackimnotblackimnotblackimnotblackimnotblackimnotblackimnotblack I can also follow simple instructions and have never been ticketed
>>14091761
All the hoons drive boxy 80s sedans, utes or falcodores though.
It's the people with nicer cars who get slapped with the label they shouldn't even be associated with while the faggots on the dole get a pass because "it's a shitbox, it can't possibly hoon."
>>14091449
>hurr durr slap on duh wist for dwrink dwiverz
The maximum speeding offence will get you 8 demerits.
The minimum DUI offence will get you 10 demerits.
You cannot attain more than 12 demerits in any 12 month period
