You're driving through an undercover car park and these two alphas laugh at you as you drive past
>what do?
beat them in a race with my $5,000 23 year old nissan
Rev my 69 cylinder 420 horsepower engine with tree giddy turbos at 42 thousand rpm while tipping my fedora and yelling
M'GENTS
>Alphas
>driving Toyobarus
nice meme
>>14084032
They are laughing because a third alpha driving a toyobaru has joined their party.
Politely ask them to step outside and see who the real gentleman is.
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GI4rwSqrEk
Not hear them because my v8 is too damn loud echoing around the place and making them cough up a lung
>>14084053
69 cylinder, 3 turbos, and 42 thousand rpms, and you only make 420HP? Horrible, HORRIBLE tuning brah.
>>14084065
>Your V8 makes more hp/tq then those two cars combined
>>14084063
That's the stupidest scene of anything I've ever seen.
>>14084082
Well I dont know if its fair to make fun of my truck for not being more powerful than two cars but I guess it would be if they both have un-modded 4-bangers lol
Crash into them.
>>14084032
It doesn't matter what the fuck I'm driving if I'm not secure in my manhood.
remind them the civic Type R is faster
>>14084155
and costs $5,000 more.
Drop into N, rev the engine like BANG BANG BANG, then select 'D' for maximum respect.
>>14084182
you can get one for like 10k in japan plus import fees
slowly come to a stop
give one redline rev
slowly leave
>>14084202
Oh, nvm then.
>>14084032
I laugh back.
>>14084101
Sorry, I screwed that one completely up.
>>14084032
I POSTED IT AGAIN GUYS
>>14084032
>undercover car park
Ask myself why I'm not in the motherland and crush those shitboxes under my jeep
Ram my truck into the both.
Good luck chasing me when your radiator is crushed and leaking everywhere.
>>14084459
great idea faggot
now they have your license plate and the parking lot camre got you on video
>>14084475
>implying im not using the plates from a different car
become dagumi
>>14084500
and where do you got them from, another parked car?
>>14084155
Quarter mile is not accurate. These times are probably for an automatic.
>>14084513
>tfw you ram their car with their own plates on your car
>>14084032
>designated oil change area
they do it in the streets guys
>>14084556
nice job dumbass, now the car park camera not only has your retarded ass crashing their cars recorded, but also the footage of you stealing his plates
god damn, cant you do anything right?
Been awhile
>this thread again
>>14084046
>hahahaha your car is so old!
>>14084803
i-its all i can afford
>Alpha
>Manlets
>>14084032
Those guys are pretty short.
I probably can't hear them laugh anways, I broke a screw in my dash wheeling yesterday and it's gonna be January before I can get the thing into a heated shop and tear it down to find and fix it. I seriously went back home and got ear plugs before driving to church this morning.
>>14084205
Why do you have a big plastic box under your hood?
>>14084032
>think "wew lad thank God i'm not some loser with a Miata clone hanging out in an underground parking garage" and proceed to drive away
>>14085044
>not saying it to their faces
Rev the shit out of my obscenely loud piece of shit and make their ears bleed
>>14084032
Challenge them both in a race for pinks
Tfw they don't own them yet and I dont accept ebt
>>14084032
>>14084121
My nig, same answer.
>>14084121
Would you recommend Saab? My dad had one and it seemed really unreliable.
Easy, I beat them in my Miata, which is infinitely faster.
>>14084574
>Living in a cuck security state with cameras everywhere
>>14085353
Does Saab still make cars?
>>14085109
>obscenely loud
>not a straight piped Subaru
Nigga are you even trying
>try to keep up, otouto
>>14084032
Park next to them in my own 86 and make some new friends. Not that most people on /o/ would know how to do that.
>>14085462
>making friends with faggots like that
Raise your standards m8
>>14084032
>Rev my big displacement v8
>they rev their tinie Winnie Toys
>tiny cars make farting noises
>I laugh and drive away
>>14084447
You mean if your Jeep isn't already getting repaired
>open cutouts
>turn 360 degrees and burble away
>>14084032
pull out phone and show them this thread
>>14081641
>>14085579
10/10 meet
>>14084053
>420 hp
>not 1337
>>14084046
My 18 year old Mitsubishi literally has more torque than both of them put together
>>14084447
Don't you mean crush them with the towtruck carrying your jeep back to the dealership
put that bitch in neutral and rev the piss out of it
after every car alarm goes off for miles because lol parking garage
Remind them that they paid 20k usd for what I got for 2k usd.
>>14084032
Roll coal, laugh louder and drive away.
>>14085841
>Roll coal
>>>/lgbt/ is that way
>>14084032
Obliterate their eardrums with muh V8.
>>14085820
>why does your car have googly eyes, faggot? Hahaha
>he must be a hairdresser!
Race them in my eg hatch, its only slightly modded
>>14084032
wheelie past them.
>>14086364
list of mods?
>>14086364
Let me guess, is it '94?
>>14086364
>nice death trap, bud... Hahahahah
>>14086418
Second one was meant to be >>14086404
Lel
>>14084032
Shoot them. They're obviously planning a terrorist attack.
>>14086424
death trap? fair enough.i accept the risk
but if i'm being a hoon i'd rather be on my bike. i'm more likely to kill myself than some innocent person. i'd hate to kill someone else while being reckless.
selfish to act bulletproof in a one ton cage.
Ignore them. Enjoy getting over double the gas mileage with comparable performance and go offroad some more.
>>14084032
laugh at their inferior NA flat 4
>>14086444
>sportbike
>off-road
you madman
>>14086477
>cbr250r
>"""""""""sport""""""""" bike
>>14086493
>>14086493
It's a lightweight sport bike
It's not a supersport
It's not an enduro
It's a lightweight sport bike
Dumbass
>>14085353
Only get a 900.
Swedes only did two things right; Saab 900 and Volvo 240.
>>14084032
>drive arabia
I floor it the fuck out of there before they detonate.
>>14084032
>Left
>wearing sandals
>no where near a beach
>ill fitting pants
>poor posture
>Right
>douchey dudebro posing
>alpha
IMPLIGN
>>14086537
>what's wrong, infidel?.. Scared?
>>14086510
>250cc CBR
>Not an MC22
>>14084032
Be pull over and offer them a blozza in me MX5.
>>14086609
>no where near a beach
how do you know
>>14084091
Fuck off Ethan
Probably nothing
Why would I even notice them?
Redline my straight piped meme-car in their faces
>>14085080
Oh they know.
>>14085848
Hello /b/
>alpha
>those cars
shiggy
>>14084091
I don't know, I'd say the stance scene you belong to is probably the stupidest thing anyone has ever seen.
>>14084032
Laughs in as I rev my 1000cc r1
>>14084032
haji best show some respect before I go Grave Digger on their fagboxes
>>14084205
Dat m62.. oh how i miss her.
>>14084032
U Wan Sum Fuk?
>>14088847
Can you say overcompensating?
>>14084032
>these two alphas
Those aren't Alfas. Those are Toyotas
>>14089043
They're subarus to be exact
![1997_cadillac_eldorado_coupe_base_fq_oem_1_500[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ww2Y3YZ.jpg "1997_cadillac_eldorado_coupe_base_fq_oem_1_500[2].jpg")
Wallow in my deserved shame. They probably smelled the burning oil and vaporized coolant before they could see my car.
>There are Northstars still on the road!?
>HAHAHAHA!
>>14084532
No that's about right for a 150rwhp torqueless dung box.
>>14084032
It would have to be something really bad to make these limp dicks think their car was any better.
>>14084091
That's only because you've never recorded a video of yourself, Ethan.
>>14084054
you must be new here
>>14084032
Bow my head knowing my car will never win half as many car of the year awards they scooped.
>>14089161
ooooo good burn
>sandals
>indians
>alpha
>>14092230
>arabia
>indian
>>14084032
>alphas
>brown
no
Who are these two faggots
>>14084032
Ignore them, they aren't worth my time. I've got better things to do.
>>14084032
Rev my dorito, eat an apex seal, then rebuild my engine
>>14084032
>the owners of those two cars are in an underground car park and haven't started banging each other yet
>roll down my window and toss them a condom
>never see those fukbois in the underground garage again
