Some say that ___________________________________________ all we know is that he's not the Stig, but st/o/g, the Stig's 4chan cousin!
OP is a faggot
>>14080890
He has the fastest bench around
I want this to be funny, but it isn't.
>>14080890
He weighs 38 stone and his blood smells like black ice air fresheners
he doesnt own a car, he's never driven a car
but he does know how to tell everyone how corvettes are better than gtr
>>14080890
Some say that he can benchpress /co/ one-handed, and that he once DDOS'd /b/ into submission by accident F5ing a porn thread. All we know is, he's NOT The Stig, he's The Stig's Channer cousin!
Some say that
>he sniffs the passenger seat for vagina smells right after a girl has ridden with him,
all we know is that he's not the Stig, but st/o/g, the Stig's 4chan cousin!
>>14080890
He lives on nothing but a diet of hot pockets and Mountain Dew, and that he literally cannot stop masturbating.
He drives a yellow fiat Punto
>>14080890
Some say that
>he is a colossal ass faggot and takes Dragon Dildos in the ass, he also struggles from erectile disfunction and hasn't driven a car once because his mommy doesn't trust him with her prius
all we know is that he's not the Stig, but st/o/g, the Stig's 4chan cousin!
>>14080890
Some say that he is OP, and that he literally cannot stop sucking dicks
