THANK YOU SLAB
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THANK YOU SLAB
>>14071165
Thank you nissan
thanks for a shitty, slow v8 and boat-like handling you automatic piece of shit
>>14071173
who gives a fuck, enjoy your shitty cvt
>>14071200
>he's making fun of automatics, so he must drive cvt!
You might be retarded.
CVPI get out
>>14071171
Hey fag I'm catching your bans, what city do you live in?
Also, who is your fav furry artist?
>>14071165
>slab
>crown vic
>ford
S.L.A.B is only for chebbys baka senpai
>>14071247
Las, vegas
also
I can't chose one. They're all good.
>>14071279
Oh nice I'm in Vegas too, let's meet up no homo.
[email protected]
>>14071273
Are you literally retarded guy?
Slow
Low
And
Bangin
Has literally nothing to do with brands, any box sedan that's stunt'n on them niggas is a SLAB.
>>14071295
Nigger, this ain't grindr. I appreciate your interest but I don't know anything about you.
>>14071307
Lol I don't have my trip on rn since I'm o my phone
Chill bro I don't want your booty just wanna do dank memes irl
>>14071273
>body on frame
>slow and large V8
>sedan
>huge trunk
>huge engine bay
>huge fuel tank to compensate for shitty mileage
its the epitome of a slab you mongrol
>>14071165
Thank you slab!
I'll really need the space this holidays. Ilbr fitting my station wagon this holidays, like a turkey in thanksgiving kek
>>14071319
Uh, no? If anyone on this board finds out I'm gay it's all over.
>>14071354
lol sup got muh trip on, you still too much of a pussy or what?
I'm at ft apache and trop
>>14071354
I live like 6 hours south of LV. Would you get delicious Mongolian grill and tea with me???
>>14071360
>>14071369
I'm in college at UNLV. I don't have time to suck either of your cocks.
>>14071382
>at college
>implying finals aren't almost over
>>14071382
>anime reaction pics
Full defense mode detected, we all know you have time
>>14071395
Holy, shit shut the fuck up. Don't tell him that.
>>14071399
Fuck off.
>>14071298>>14071298
Slabs are traditionally GM. Nobody slabs Fords, never seen one. Also the L stands for loud, most slabs arent even low. Many are even raised
Source: live in houston, see a slab a day
>>14071416
I'm going to find you and fuck you in the ass faggot
>>14071416
cmon tho bro, you know you wanna be a part of that next level memeage
>>14071416
Actually, I've been planning a LV trip for a while. I was going to go to Barrett Jackson, but I couldn't for medical reasons.
Lots of friends who live there that I've not seen for years.
>>14071441
Ok, me and you can hang out then, fuck this dude, sound good?
>>14071454
Holy shit that truck.
Did you used to live in Tucson?
>>14071435
Oh fuck that's hot.
>>14071441
>>14071438
How big are your cocks?
>>14071462
Nah, that truck was sitting in my friend's back yard for about 7 years, he finally gave it to me and I rebuilt the engine and transmission, that was it's first voyage out in years.
>>14071468
>How big are your cocks?
Completely average.
>>14071468
Tiny cock and huge nuts
>>14071471
It looks EXACTLY like a truck I worked on while I was working at pep boys(mounted 4 tires). Told the owner I really liked his truck. He found out that we have a mutual friend and added me on facebook and immediately started messaging me about how his 24 year old brother left home and took the truck with him. Dude is repressing AF and thought it just MAY be you.
Are those definity tires?
>>14071495
>Are those definity tires?
Wrangler ATs
>>14071327
4.6L isn't even that big.
>>14071500
Oh.
I actually really liked these. Not nearly as aggressive as those, but they were a very good all around tire.
definity brand is the pep boys brand, even thought they're just cooper tires. The more you know.
>>14071526
nice clean ranger
>tfw small trucks no longer exist
>>14071548
100% stock except for a clothes pin on a fuel line(vapor locked like a mofo).
Also we(my dad and I) put on manual locking hubs.
Sold it for $3400. I regret that to this day. It was an incredible truck.
The trunk pack takes up quite a bit of space but makes the bottom section a little more useful for smaller items. The yellow panel is kevlar
>>14071558
tfw my dad crashed my yota into a light pole at 35mph and totaled it ;_;
I bought a new engine for it though, salvage title now, bout to drop this 5.3l LM7 into that bitch.
THANK YOU SLAB
>>14071548
Incoming
>>14071596
doesn't look very small m8
>>14071483
As much as I wish I could meet up I can't because I don't feel like driving 10 miles to you. Can we reschedule to NEVER?
>>14071610
It's small compared to the massive pigfat trucks out now
>>14071618
straigh fuccboi pussy nigga
>>14071619
tru
>>14071626
Fine. Can you meet me at 4010 S Rainbow Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89103?
>>14071711
Starbucks?
When?
>>14071733
20 minutes. I'm watching anime right now. You better attend you son of a bitch
>>14071744
Ok, KTM or ford shitbox?
THANK YOU SLAB
>>14071747
You'll find out.
>needing trunk space
>>14071760
ok you better not be rusing me, finna leave now since it's kinda far
/o/ user found dead at starbucks, 'LMAO SHITBOX written on vehicle
>>14071781
A perfect Christmas
>>14071771
I can't lie. I'm not coming. You're not even gay anways. Sorry about the wasted gas.
>>14071814
And true love wasn't found that night.
Sad days.
>>14071814
Wow you're a bitch, just pulled the bike out of the garage.
Meh, gonna go fur a ride anyways.
>>14071820
>expecting anything more
>>14071819
He would've had a better chance if he sent dic pics.
>>14071820
Sorry honey.
>>14071827
lmao pussy too scared to meet a person, damn son, figures from a guy posting anime pics
>>14071834
Well, I'm so sorry for not wanting to get raped at my local starbucks. But I live a few hundred feet from the convention center so know you can always meet me.
THANK YOU SLAB
>>14071858
Lol went there anyways, time fur a white chocolate mocha
>>14071983
You're making me regret my decision.
>>14071992
This is the future you chose.
My friend lives right near here lol I'm just visiting him desu
Also
>living near the convention center
Eww that place is so ghetto lol
>>14072002
I don't need your fucking shit.
>>14072019
This could be us right now dude, but you're too scared.
>>14072038
i went to a coffeeshop today, too! doctor visit..thank goodness for having health insurance!
>>14072038
In all seriousness. Can we reschedule? I just can't right now. I really want to.
>>14072071
Ya sure i work in the week off weekends
>>14072081
How does this Saturday at 3:15 PM at 392-398 E Flamingo Rd sound? Don't worry there's a Starbucks in the shopping center. Google is a lying cunt. I'll buy you a drink of your choice for your troubles.
>>14072148
>E flamingo
Damn that's far, but if you'll show I'll be there.
>>14072157
You have my word. Which is worth nothing. So just trust me please.
>>14072166
Ok I'll ride a super special surprise vehicle down, you'll know it's me when you see it.
(It's not street legal but fuck it)
