>passing BRZ/FRS in my V6 Accord
Why do people seem to want to race my BRZ every time I just pop out to the shops? Are they that sad that they think overtaking a better car that's doing 30 in a 30 zone is going to make there failed life any less inadequate?
>>14066864
Found the scion owner
>he thinks passing a stationary car is something
>>14066864
It's because my can't-turnmobile has more horsepower than your tofukart.
>>14066882
And that makes you happy?
Little things for little minds I suppose.
>>14066867
>BRZ
>Scion owner
JUST
>>14066885
It certainly helps when you're drag racing on the freeway.
>challenge underpowered Toyota
>they pull ahead a little
>shift to 6th
>they're in my rearview
>>14066856
I suppose you also gave yourself a pat on the back when you pushed the retarded kid in the grade over.
V6>H4
>>14066904
I love that analogy.
The other week:
>just taken the winter beater Neon srt-4 out of storage, old gas from February in the tank
>stoplight, two lanes merge to 1 one block ahead
>BRZ/FRS in the right lane
>he's a little revvy
>light turns green, he floors it
>lel ok kid
By the time we hit the merge, he was a full car length behind me. And I was on snow tires and steelies, spinning them above 5500 in each gear, with a half tank of nearly year-old gas, in a fucking Neon.
Those cars are just embarrassingly slow and I don't know why he thought he could beat anything in one.
>>14066864
Because your car can be beat by a minivan
that's laughable
>>14066936
Yet it's 2.2 seconds a lap faster than the new Miata Club /o/ must be shitting them selves.
>>14066931
You'd beat him with all-seasons.
>>14066903
Drag racing on the freeway, wow classy man you are. Do it at the strip so you can post time slips not tall shit.
>>14066931
>>light turns green, he floors it
How long was his burnout?
>>14066952
I'm just being generic.
I wouldn't want to embarrass you on a winding road.
I wasn't planning on telling a story about how I finally beat my friend and his Baja after trading up my 93 Accord for an 06.
>>14066856
Good movie
>>14066945
Why would I care about miata's. We're laughing at the 86 rn.
>>14066964
Probably about 350mm
>>14066856
This you OP at 7:29?
https://youtu.be/gSl8dOLp92s
>>14066980
Then he wasn't flooring it.
> everybody responding to bait/shitposting
Let the idiots miss out on the great car.
>>14066903
>no car
>thinks shifting into 6th means he'll pull faster in his 130whp meme machine
I can ride 5th past 130mph, buddy. That's how I know you're no-car full of shit.
>>14066996
Nuh uh, I can so smoke OP in my V6 Maxima
>>14066987
Considering they have about 120whp I would assume he would barely do anything and you missed the joke due to your assmad
Stay bootyblasted
>>14066982
No; I'm not going to waste time trying to show off, I usually just pull ahead and hope you'll follow.
>>14067002
>V6
>Maxima
Time for me to bail.
>>14067007
Here, use this
>>14067012
Oh, thanks.
>>14067002
POW!
Now I don't have to leave.
>>14067019
Eh, but with that gone, there are still plenty of maximas out there? How are you to tackle it?
>Passing veeate full-size in my 20r hilux
>>14067048
Must be their grills weight pulling them down ;^)
>>14067050
Most in my area are just exhaust. Think because it's louder it must Ibe faster. I won't be beating anything before long though. This is the blow-by after my last hoon session.
Damn, I didn't realize my dad's V6 Hyundai Santa Fe was a proper sports car. Brb gonna go buy a crossover with low 60 times because racecar, lel!
>getting passed by cars doing 300+ km/h while I am doing only 250 on my way to work
>driving in a free and truly first world country
Priceless
>>14067003
>120whp
You went full retard didn't you, never go full retard.
>>14066987
they cant burnout with out brake assisting
>>14067089
Those dont sound like freedom units, faggot
>>14067089
calm down abdul
>>14067172
>do 250 km/h in clapistan
>get jail time
lel
>>14067169
Has clearly never driven one.
>>14067226
Buddy of mine owns one, and does hoon in it
They're slow as fuck, and even he admits it, sorry m8
>tfw passing miatas on the touge
mr > fr
>>14067271
>Buddy of mine
Yea right stay jelly.
>>14066945
*citation needed
Could have sworn the 86 was tested to be slower by MT.
Unless you're talking about fastest laps shit with different drivers, days, conditions etc...
>>14066864
Why do brz/frs always wanna race? Most I see are always driven WOT in parking lots or try to race at every stoplight only to be dusted by 10 yr old minivans.
Mfw they are designed to break traction at low speeds so that the kids driving then will survive when they inevitably run into a tree.
>car designed for twisties and fun
>BUT I CAN PASS IT IN A STRAIGHT LINE
Why is /o/ so retarded?
>>14067872
>car can't compete so they invent something else for it to be best at
dem feels when your 25 year old ff car can outrun them
>>14066864
Kek this,
Every time I'm out on my r6 I can see the satisfaction on people's faces as they inch by me. As if they really think their shit box is faster and they are winning some imaginary race, kiddiots.
>>14067872
>literally gets BTFO by a V6 Mustang
KEK!
>>14067921
Ayyyy better yet an ecoboost i4
Why do ppl hate other cars? I dont get it.
>>14067724
Car and Driver reporting in.
>>14067921
A Second lap time difference between two identical cars, seems legit anon.
>>14066903
>roll racing
literally the lowest form of racing. Even drifting is better
>>14067881
the oxidization method for weight reduction is incredibly efficient
>>14067938
Realize that 99.7% of people don't give a flying fuck about what car you drive. Then realize that 99.7% of /o/ is autistic high school aged sperglords posting on an anime board and you will understand
>>14066931
i think i found my winter beater anon, thanks
>>14067960
besides
"I have supperiorinni mericcano muscle car and im fat, fuck u eu scum"
"fuck u amerifat, ur car cant even take corners"
"hurdur fuck 86/frs/brz its slow on straight"
"fwd cant race bcus im retardet"
"awd suck"
etc
/o/ is cool
Well that's like picking on a handicapped kid.
After all, even a Miata is faster than a BRZ by a large margin.
>>14068009
>even a Miata is faster than a BRZ
Nope not even close. Shame you were let down so badly you think 3:20.8 is significantly faster than 3:18.6 or that 129mph is faster than 144mph.
>>14068009
5.8 that's impressive, better tell Mazda they seem to think it's 7.3 but what would they know about the car?
>>14066856
Spotted the jelly poorfag in his shitbox.
>>14066931
>using an Srt4 as a winter beater
>gloating about how an srt4 beat a brz
wow
