Why have you summoned me? Tell me your wish now. I can grant any wish that is within my power and related to automobiles.
bring back Pontiac
make the corvette faster than the GTR
>>14056610
make cars modular so that we may mix and match components similar to building a pc
Kill GM.
>>14056610
Eternal dragon! Kill all GT-R fanboys!
>>14056634
Roll
>>14056634
Kill alphonse
>>14056636
>implying the dragon can kill godzilla
even a small kid beat him
>>14056610
Make insurance optional
>>14056610
I WISH FOR THE 80s-90s JAPANESE SPORTS COUPE EXPLOSION TO NEVER END
>>14056641
>>14056636
mad GM cuckold detected
>>14056628
That's actually a pretty good wish.
>>14056651
My Chevy game is on point you can't touch this.
Make the prelude rwd.
I want a 2015-built brick-shaped station wagon with a drivetrain that can handle a million miles, rear wheel drive, popup lights, and 3 seats in the front, with the middle one folding down as an armrest.
>>14056610
infinite spare parts for me
>>14056645
except for Mexicans
>>14056672
I USE MY WISH TO CANCEL HIS
THAT IS FUCKING STUPID
>>14056623
And Oldsmobile.
>>14056645
Nigger Pedro detected.
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>>14056673
You had me until halfway through.
>brick shaped
>popup lights
>not glorious hidden lights to keep the brick a brick and not a wedge
>>14056651
I know this is a hard concept for you to grasp but:
While I respect the GT-R from technical standpoint I'm not a weeaboo so I'm not particularly interested in the car itself.
While I respect Corvettes from performance for buck standpoint I'm not amerifat so my national pride isn't on stake if it loses to some random car in some random track.
I literally don't give a fuck about the endless GT-R vs Corvette lap times shitposting because I don't have a reason to. Seriously give me one (1) good reason to care. Both GT-R and everything made by GM can go climb a wall of dicks as far as I'm concerned.
However
>literally any performance car review on Youtube or everywhere else
>comment section
>"AMS Alpha Omega GT-R is faster"
>massive shitstorm as a result
Every. Fucking. Time.
THIS IS WHAT I HATE ABOUT GT-R FANBOYS
What is it about the GTR that makes autistic benchracers gather around it?
Make cars sentient.
>>14056714
the GT-R was literally the lovable underdog , that's why
idiot
>japanese
>made by a brand everyone has written off for performance a while ago
>didn't try SO FUCKING HARD LIKE EVERYONE ELSE TOO LOOK LIKE AN EXOTIC
I fucking hate the look of exotics, it's fucking obnoxious, even the Corvette which is just a sports car is too much
>>14056714
you're giving the biggest fuck ever by posting that wall of text
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>>14056610
AWD version of the Saab 99.
This is some soul selling shit for me.
>>14056714
tl;dr
mad the Corvette is slower
Bring krillin back
>>14056737
>>14056740
he brings up valid points to be honest
but i guess this is /o/ where actual discussion is swept under the rug
>>14056730
Thw corvette just looks like a corvette, dunno what you're talking about.
>>14056739
>>14056610
While there isn't anything wrong with it yet replace the KE-Jetronic fuel injection system on my W124 with something that won't eventually fuck up and hopefully gives me slighly better performance and/or mpg.
>>14056610
please rid the auto industry of planned obsolescence
please?
>>14056740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w
Again give me a reason to care about the Corvette or it's lap times?
>>14056748
it looks like ass
all these expensive sports cars look like dog shit
>>14056760
I'm just saying it doesn't look like a Lamborghini or whatever with VENTS AND FINS EVERYWHERE HOLY SHIT I'M A JET FIGHTER GUYS.
>>14056739
Your soul seems to be worth less than $100k, cause that's about what it would cost to buy a Saab 99 in mint condition and convert it to AWD.
>>14056610
Grant me my daily dose.
>>14056742
>>14056772
Pretty much. There's even a dude who did it in Sweden using the drivetrain out of an old audi.
>tfw I will never hoon around dirt tracks in this thing
Faster/safer/better cars be damned, I would have so much fun in it.
>>14056754
planned obsolescence is caused by capitalism.
to ged rid of one, you have to abolish the other.
>>14056610
All cars now manual, no exceptions. New cars manufactured with automatic now will cost $8k more.
>>14056813
>>14056610
Start reproducing Deserter GS bodies.
>>14056817
For the lels of course.
>>14056813
>all cars turn into manuals over night
>American economy collapses as millions can't get to work in the morning
>people actually starve because of this
>>14056856
bitch said cars.
Crossovers, trucks are unaffected ))
in other news, the car is dead in an months
>>14056856
more importantly
>I can no longer eat burgers and fries while I drive
Oh god Ill starve
I wish for a 6000 SUX
>>14056610
make sportcar under 30 000 $ exempt of all taxes everywhere
>>14056610
I wish to be Takumi
>>14056864
I hear that car sux dik
>>14056610
Either give me full control over FCA (including the salary),
Or give me my dream speedshop:
>a dozen car lifts
>motorcycle lifts too
>a butler for to hand me my tools
>clean room for engine building
>in-house interior section with acres of leather
>body shop
>paint booth
>winter car storage facility filled with my list of dream cars + plenty of room for customers
>gas station so I can popularise E85 around here
>chassis + engine dyno
>a bank backing me up so I can build whatever I want
You name it
>>14056890
Forgot
>production capabilities for carbonfibre and fibreglass kitcars
>CNC mills + 3D printers out the wazoo
>casting and forging production capabilities for engine innards
I'll keep forgetting other stuff, but you get the idea.
>>14056623
>>14056628
>>14056634
>>14056649
>>14056754
>>14056864
>>14056869
Bless this thread.
>>14056610
Make my civic faster than a mustang.
Make a in rusted RN42 Hilux shell appear on capitalist in my area.
>My missile is rusting through and getting all wrinkly in its old age
Get rid of the boomers.
>>14056636
>eternal dragon
Dubfag detected
>>14056610
Bring back Pontiac.. Bring back Trans-Am!
>>14056610
Make the Corvette stop overheating
Create anthro vehicles, ie aeromorphs, but for all kinds including cars.
>>14056863
>can't eat while driving manual
Plebs detected
>>14056610
Find me a 240sx that hasn't been drifted
>>14056692
Oldsmobile can rot in hell m8
put this caddy motor in my s10
3500 Platinum Escalade EXT Duramax
>>14056610
Remove the 25 year restriction on importing cars to the US.
Is there a new shit-tier DBZ movie coming out or something? Is that why /o/ has so many posts with stupid references?
>>14056933
Why wouldn't you just start building fighter jets at that point?
>>14056754
Oh funco-chan, u so qt
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