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How do I make my car more like a jet fighter?
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How do I make my car more like a jet fighter?
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How much money have you got?
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>>14055134

A trust fund back east.
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>>14055134
Obscene amounts. I found a bunch of it in a box in the closet.
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>>14055124
Buy a Saab.
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>>14055147
Viggen
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>>14055147

>Saab
>making good fighter jets or cars
>ever

Only thing they have going for them is their key position
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>>14055153
Draken > Viggen > Gripen > Tunnan > Lansen
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>>14055141
>>14055144
Well in that case find a coach builder and have them draw up some concepts.
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>>14055157
>key position
Doggy...or missionary?
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>>14055167

No, this pile of fuck that makes you feel like Mobius-1 when you start your shitbox in the morning
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>>14055176
Oh yeah...I forgot about that. It's true what they say about Saab owners (been my experience anyway) that they are a little eccentric.
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we need to go back 9_9
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>>14055183
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>pay 50% over list price with a warranty extension and service package

>then decide you don't like it and order something newer and shinier (that's worse)

>this will inevitably be terminally delayed, so you'll have to lease your current car until it arrives
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>>14055331
>"joint" ownership with family so each one gets to dictate one aspect of the car
>trying to build a sunroof into a retractable hardtop
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>>14055380
VW Eos
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>>14055418
touche
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Get one of these for your shifter.
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The first thing to do is figure out what buttons and knobs do you want to convert to switches like rocker switches. Your going to want a HUD readout on the windscreen. Jet fighters are not for muh comfy so remove all of your weight adding interior like seats ect. The ignition should require at least three different switches to operate. If its not for function but is adding weight then remove it. I guess you can keep the powersteering and call it "nose wheel steering." Trees are death so the road is the sky - your going to want a firm suspension setup. You'll need light weight wheels and lots of carbon fiber because you want a nimble bird. You'll need controllable lights that you can move around like on those old police cruisers. You'll need to change the normal cockpit light to something that will illuminate green but is not ad direct of a light as normal cockpit lighting for cars. You will need lots of power. I'm thinking a super charger AND a large turbo for muh "I'm fast - and I got afterburners" feel. You'll want an extra fuel tank in the trunk that is easily disconnect-able and removable. You will need the manhood to shut down boy childs from asking to drive your car cause they will be mirin it all day. You'll need life insurance and a pair of aviators.
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You can buy a L-39 for a quarter mil
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>>14055124
Ask Jay Leno to sell this to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUP_VOcvlYw
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>>14055380
>need a snow plow
>own a snow plow
>buy a corvette
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>>14055124
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>>14055481
>You'll need life insurance and a pair of aviators.
Do not forget this part, anon.
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>>14055124
Take it off of a huge cliff.
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>>14055555
fucking check'd
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>>14055124

get an evo 8/9 and throw a voltex cyber bumper and voltex widebody on it.
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get a Saab
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>>14056243
Saab HUD
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>>14056245
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Look at the jet upside down.

That's your exact design goal.
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Saab
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>>14056247
Reminds me of my dads golf 1. I love green lights.
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