Christmas driving thread
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The serenity of driving through the country everything covered in a fluffy blanket of snow, white and pure. Heater on full foot-defrost, hot coffee in a travel mug, heated seats on low favorite music playing softly while you and your loved one make small talk and banter pausing to point out homes with nice decorations.
>>14048459
That volvo better be automatic
>>14048561
t5 was auto only here in murika
>>14048459
>tfw it's forecasted to be in the low 60's next week
its -4f here
>>14048459
>tfw it hasn't snowed here in 5 years
>tfw that's just barely longer than I've owned my Subaru
>tfw this year is looking like it's going to be yet another warm winter
>>14048610
no winter wonderland? boo
>>14048459
>tfw temperatures of 7-10 °C during the day
>tfw literally no christmas feeling
A-at least let there be some frost on my windows
fucking global warming, man
>>14048653
I know that feel, anon. Such is life in Denmarkistan as well. It's wrong and horrible.
I have only driven in snow once. It was fresh that morning so I was the first fucker to tromp through it. What a fucking good feeling
>those tiny icicles on your hubcaps
And now for a realistic transcript of what goes on in my head driving around/to my hometown for christmas
>ITS A 80KPH ZONE, THE ROAD IS PERFECT HARD, SCRAPED ICE, YOU ARE IN A BMW X3 YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO FASTER THAN 50
>ADJUST YOUR LOWBEAMS YOU GOATFUCKER, YOUR REAR END IS SO WEIGHED DOWN BY YOUR FAT KIDS AND YOUR CHAMPAGNE YOU'RE BLINDING THE FUCKING OWLS
>HOLY SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU OVERTAKING ME IN A SHARP TURN ON A SLIPPERY SURFACE?
(note; I'll pretty much always be doing sometihng like 88 in the 80-zone or similar if the grip allows it)
>SWEET LORD, IS THAT AN IGLOO ON WHEELS? OH WAIT, ITS JUST MR ARNESEN IN HIS FUCKING SNOW-COVERED TESLA WITH A POSTCARD-SIZED PART OF HIS WINDSHIELD SCRAPED
>>14048895
Esbjerg here, I'm still running on summer tires because i couldn't be bothered changing with this weather
>>14048918
This
Im such a spastic retard when i drive i need to just calm down and not be bothered by the dumbest things
>>14049029
Its just an exageration... it usually goes just fine, and I don't mind having to do a little below the limit
Still, plenty of retards to go around...
>>14048895
>>14048975
Almost a 1000km NE of you guys and snow here either
>>14051488
*NO snow here is what I meant ffs
>usually a fuckton of snowfall starting in november here
>no snow yet
Can't really complain, the last couple winters were brutal.
>>14051488
No snow for you, northernmost?
We've had a bit, but warm days killed a lot of it
>bought new snow tires
>no goddamn snow
>>14051790
Im mad jelly though, all we got is some shitty fost
>>14051803
this ;_;
>>14048459
>tfw no loved one
