>HE ACTUALLY BOUGHT A HOLDEN
holden to that feeelinnngg
>>14046446
https://youtu.be/Co7oWGA-4Fs
Yeah, and?
>not wanting le ebin ute
If I could afford one, I'd def buy one of the imported ones on a G8 title
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ktKH75.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
alright sheilas
>>14046472
m8 the only good thing about your car is it's noise.
yes, it sounds fucking fantastic.
The engine is powerful, but fucking inefficient.
The drivetrain makes you lose at minimum 15% of that power
You can't even use that power without doing "muh hektic burnout" and losing the race
You try and go around a corner hard and you will spin out
Your car is fucking useless when hydroplaning kicks in
So shit mate, if you like burnouts and nice noises, go for it. But you are fucking deluded if you think you have the right to talk shit to anyone on this board about how good your holden is.
Jap cars, euro cars and even american muscle all outperform you in everything but noise and burnouts.
>>14046511
fuck off nerd
>>14046555
bogan detected
>muh noise!
>muh burnout!
>Muh skids
>muh aussie true blue car
>Made in china (coming soon)
>Oh fuck i'm losing the race!
>>14046511
Former holden owner, i can attest to the fact this is true.
The other night in melbourne some 20 year old GTR raped my ass a new one, really made me feel down.
Then the day later i tried to race an audi, tried to go around the roundabout and crashed my fucking maloo.
I'm sure it's a writeoff, i'm fucking done with holdens. I want something that can take a fucking corner, what should i get /o/?
>>14046566
>he makes fun srs bsns
>he's so insecure he gets upset if he "loses" a race that doesn't fucking matter
>his autism won't let him just enjoy a car without fretting about inefficencies
>>14046446
>yfw commodores weigh over 1.7 tons
it's a marvel of modern engineering, I don't know how they manage to make them so heavy
>>14046616
Well perhaps if you bogan cunts stopped talking shit to everyone about how your cars are the best, we woulden't point out facts and make fun of you.
If you wanna enjoy your car cause its fun, go for it, just don't talk shit or you might get raped at the lights like this cunt >>14046578
>>14046472
>Chevy Badges
>Confirmed bogan fuckwit faggot niggercunt
fucken ford cunt!
ITT: Kekphonse visited /dat/ for the first time and then made his usual shit thread except he forgot to put in his name as he just got a new computer since he smashed his old one after he heard the beautiful sound of an lt4 in the middle of a YouTube video he was watching
>>14046792
Nah, we all hate holdens here. Don't have to be that faggot shitposter to hate them bogan cunts
>>14046446
>buying a holden
>living in Australia
>dollaridoos
>>14046578
>I want something that can take a fucking corner, what should i get /o/?
another commodore
don't deny the pushgods
>>14047782
Good to see you living up to your name as usual.
>>14046803
but wasn't the monaro a good car?
at least I've heard it was in the us version known as the pontiac gto
>>14047810
god damn Don't you have anything original to say?
>not picking up a 308 v8
>just as heavy as a Holden Cruise
>with the space of a VF
>and the economy of a F100
You guys aren't picking the true patrician tier
>>14046446
desu 70s-90s holden commodores look comfy af
i nearly bought a 2005 holden commodore ss v8 5.6L for 6k just because of the meme. glad i decided not to.
>>14047952
i'll agree, the old ones are cool.
the new ones are fucking trash.
I'm in Leafistan so I've never seen a Holden.
What makes Aussie cars shitty exactly?
>>14048247
oh mate...i don't know where to begin.
this anon's description is pretty accurate >14046511
It's not that they're bad, it's that they're bad by comparison to what else is offered on the market and has the loudest and most obnoxious fanbase who are utterly convinced their cars are the best, despite them getting shit on in nearly every category by imports.
>>14046578
Maybe buy another Maloo but learn to drive first this time.
>>14046511
Its fucking way more than 15%.
I dynod a customers stock VZ the other day and it made 215whp.
hopeless.
They are really hard to hit 450whp in and basically are pigfat as fuck.
>>14047894
Just wait until you get into an accident, Bazza, the coppers will be wiping your insides out of the carbie.
Fuck GM products
>>14048796
>not infusing your driving spirit with the car via high speed crash
>not having a boomer fix her up for his son
>not showing him the joys of the 70's rattlebox
Its like you dont want to become a new age Christine
>>14046578
The GTR owner posted in /dat/ talking about you the next thread.
DON'T OVERTAKE ME, DOUBLE CENTRE LINES
SCRATCH ME HOLDEN I'LL FUCKIN CUT YA
>>14046578
>>14048822
If it makes you feel better it has the engine from an R34 Nur and makes something like 600hp.
>>14046699
The car that flogged him was pretty seriously worked.
Boomers and Gen X faggots literally masturbate over shitbox 70s and 80s Holdens.
I make mad dosh off these idiots by importing car parts from Europe/Japan and then selling it with a 350% markup.
Kek
Is one general not enough for such a sparsely populated nation?
>>14046446
>not "hay aycchualay baut ay hauden"
>>14048828
Nani?
Falcon>commodore
>>14052322
SPEAK ENGLISH OR GEDDOUDAMECOUNTRY
