>puts drink/keys on your car roof
>touches center console and changes radio settings
>eats greasy food in your car
>shuts seat belt in door, then proceeds to slam it harder
>"why dont you get something cool, anon, like a punto, instead of this old man car"
>leaves sun visor down after exiting
>>14044592
kill [spoiler]her[/spoiler]
tell me your pet hates
Oh shit that seat belt one
>>14044592
Not even trolling
>buy a used car
>manual transmission
>friend sees it for the first time
>"cool car anon! can i drive it?!"
>"do you know how to drive stick?"
>"what' stick?"
>no you can't drive my car anon
>me
>always buy old ass cars because i love them
>keep them immaculate
>people think its ok to make a mess "its practically worthless anon"
>>14044646
fuck these types of people. luckily most everybody i know knows that I'm particular about my car.
>>14044592
what car do you drive?
>>14044691
I am in the same boat. Everyone I know who gets in my car understands that Rita is the most important thing in my life. Anyone new figures it out within 2 minutes when I ask them to be more respectful of my property.
Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend Rita has been the only woman in my life :(
People better respect her.
Whenever someone does something I don't like in my car, I politely tell them don't do it.
If they keep doing it, I just repeat what I said the last time.
Eventually they just get so tired of hearing the same thing they know not to do it. Try it, it works. Just remember to be nice.
>>14044634
>tfw none of your friends ask to drive your nice car because none of them can drive manual
>tfw never have to worry about guilt trips or one of them fucking it up
>>14044646
This
> sell 05 70k km boring car
> buy 01 200k km miata
> buy 82 abarth
> "anon why do you buy old shit"
> "OMG you don't even have air conditioning! "
> "where can I plug my iPhone anon"
People don't understand
>They make fun of your three vehicles
>They don't even have a car, they take the bus
>give fat friend a ride
>he lets out the loudest, longest fart in human history
>sounds like ripping a wet phone book apart
>he looks at you and starts to laugh
>>14045563
Kick that fat piece of shit in the face
> live inna midwest
> driving to a party
> this means 50+ miles because everything is far away
> friends insist I give this guy a lift
> 20 miles into drive he starts smoking
> I tell him not to smoke in my car
> calls me a fag
> smell fumes
> It's weed
> I know the hwy patrol around here stops cars at random because of morons like him.
> I also know possession is like 5-10 years because bible belt.
> Open window and order him to toss it.
> He flips his shit and starts yelling at me about how much weed costs.
> Pull over. Order him out into the snow.
> He refuses to get out or put out blunt, blowing smoke all over my car.
> Finally finishes and stubs butt into dash, burning/melting a dot into it.
> I pull his ass out and proceed to kick the shit out of him.
> He's high so he can't fight back.
> Drive away.
> Call highway patrol when I get in cell range.
> Report crazy guy trying to hitch on side of road.
> Never hang out with those profligates again.
>>14044592
My dad started fucking with the clock on my radio because it was slightly off. It really annoyed me. He doesn't do anything else like that though.
>>14045748
If somebody did that to me I would just take the 20 years to life. fuck it.
>>14044592
>>shuts seat belt in door, then proceeds to slam it harder
REEEE
>car has no tacho
>have to listen for engine in order to tell when to shift
>faggot puts his music on full blast
>redline every gear with my busted exhaust that is louder than the big bang
>he gets the point
>>14045748
Doing gods work son
>>14044958
>naming your car
Kill yourself you autistic faggot
>>14045875
You must not know your car?
I can feel mine in the pedals and in the wheel.
>doesn't put on seatbelt when asked
>feet on dash
>turns on seat warmers
I rarely ever drive my baby only on the weekends and on occasion
Imo that's the best way to not have people ruin it
>>14045748
Jesus Christ I think I would die of a stroke before even being able to kick the shit out of the dude. What a faggot
>>14045908
>Turns on seat warmers
>Getting mad
Careful, all that salt you're carrying will rust your piece of shit.
>>14045491
>"yo bro where's the aux?"
>there's some dust on the piano finish on the dashboard
>writes on it scratching the finish because of the sharp dust particles
>filthy shoes or boots
>"I hate using seat belts"
>BING BING BING
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>"Come on nothings gonna happen"
>Trying to insult my driving skills
>"You drive like my dad"
>actually take pride in driving like someone with that much experience
>"there is the turn"
>after we've passed the turn
>front passenger not participating in the drive itself by telling me things I might have overseen
>>14045940
>>front passenger not participating in the drive itself by telling me things I might have overseen
No. Dont do that. As a passanger you never know if the driver took notice of something obvious or not. Whenever i or my dad drives with my mom she always points out and yells obvious things and it drive us both mad. Passangers are to be quiet and drivers are to pay attention.
>>14045940
>>"I hate using seat belts"
>>BING BING BING
>>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>"Come on nothings gonna happen"
omfg this so much.
So many people ride in my truck with no seatbelt, and the beeping only gets more and more obnoxious the longer you go without fastening the belt.
Bing... bing... bing...
1 minute later
BING BING BING!
1 minute later
BINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBING
>>14044646
Dude...nice ride.
>>14045748
>> Finally finishes and stubs butt into dash, burning/melting a dot into it.
Fucking lost it here, good job kicking his ass and calling the cops on that fag.
>>14044592
Why I always carry a knife in my car, just for those fuckers
>>14044592
>>14045491
>>14044646
>>14045748
>>14045908
>>14045940
>>touches center console and changes radio settings
>>eats greasy food in your car
>>shuts seat belt in door, then proceeds to slam it harder
>>"why dont you get something cool, anon, like a punto, instead of this old man car"
>>people think its ok to make a mess "its practically worthless anon"
>> "anon why do you buy old shit"
>> "OMG you don't even have air conditioning! "
>> Finally finishes and stubs butt into dash, burning/melting a dot into it.
>>doesn't put on seatbelt when asked
>>feet on dash
>>Trying to insult my driving skills
I would kick them the fuck out. I've done that once before. I pulled over on the highway and had them walk home. They didn't think I was serious, but they didn't respect my property, so I didn't feel the need to deal with their shit anymore.
>>14044592
>gets out of car
>doesn't use door handles
>grabs the window
>feet on windscreen
>putting their shitty fucking footprints on the glass
>handprints all over windows
>someone spills a drink on the seat
>of course its not water its fucking super glue tier sticky shit
>driving with my mom
>have to overtake a farming vehicle
>flash and turn on the turning signal
>hear mom's muffled cry
>>14044646
Noice
>Car is 25 years old
>Doors need more force to close than new cars, but not much
>People shut the door too softly, so it's latched, but not enough
>"You're gonna have to use a little more force, it's an old car"
>They fucking wind up and crank the door shut like it weighs five god damn tons
>I'm deaf now
Like for fucks sake, there's a middle ground between baby soft and slamming it like you're trying to fuse the door to the frame.
>>14046251
>close door
>it doesnt latch
>close it a little harder
>DONT SLAM THE DOORS
>still actually didnt even latch
>>14046251
>>14046264
>close the door
>doesn't latch
>they try to push it in
>visible dent
>>14045875
Really?
I don't have a tacho in my car too. I can just judge gear changes from my speed, amount of people in the car (small car, small engine) , and if I'm on a hill.
Granted I wouldn't expect it to be fuel efficient, but I don't have to redline.
>>14045940
>>"I hate using seat belts"
>>BING BING BING
>>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>"Come on nothings gonna happen"
I've refused to even start the engine until everyone's belts have been put on. I have given in once or twice though
>>14045925
I don't want to smell burnt ass
>>14046264
>>14046281
>Rear hatch weighs like 100lbs
>Pistons weak as fuck
>Friends grab their shit and let the hatch fall closed
>100lbs of metal free falling into more metal
>Resulting sound gives me tinnitus and causes interior panels to fall out
>>14046313
one day the glass will shatter and it will ruin the friendship forever
get new pistons m8
>'hey anon can you help with my car'
>'the window switch doesnt work'
>pull switch hard
>works
>pulling it normally doesnt
>figure the switch is fucked
>'last time the guy changed a fuse and it worked so what fuse do i need'
>its the switch
>'no the guy changed the fuse last time its the fuse'
>its the switch
>'wow you just have to be right about everything, dont even bother helping'
>>14046293
Same here. Only time I accidentally let it slip because I thought someone was wearing their seatbelt when it wasn't, I pulled over to the side of the road and told them we weren't going until they put it on. When I first told her to put it on while we were still driving she started laughing thinking I was joking and then straight up refused because "I never wear seatbelts" when I said it again. So I pulled over after that, after a minute or two when she saw I was dead serious she put it in. Bitch was 19 and didn't even have a license (let alone a fucking permit) yet.
not me but from my dad
>grew up in soviet russia in really poor family, comes over to the united states as soon as the iron curtain falls to pursue the american dream
>goes from making jack shit to a decent wage, over the years makes more and more until he's making enough to be considered upper middle class
>been a fan of cars his whole life, one of the only reasons he actually moved to the US was because one of his friends told him that in America almost anyone could own a Cadillac, which blew my dads mind being from a country that had pretty much no brands and only shit cars
>buys a 300zx with cash, brings it home, very proud and excited
>next day his wife (my mom) reverses out of the driveway at full speed and rams into the fucking car, almost totaling it
He said that was one of the worst days of his life, he ended up fixing the car and owning it for another few months but eventually ended up selling it. My mom didn't learn her lesson and she continues to reverse like this to this day. Not even fucking kidding, all she does is puts the car in reverse and fucking mashes the gas without looking in the rear view mirror or turning around to look behind her. She's been in a fuck ton of accidents over the years, and only drives in huge fucking cars (like the escalade) because she knows she's going to hit other people and she'd rather them get fucked up than her. Still has the audacity to lecture me on driving when I drive with her.
>>14047646
>mum drives like a dipshit 90% of the time
>i go around a corner faster than walking pace
>WHOA ANON WHAUUUUUAUAAAAAAA SLOW DOWN
>>14044646
Triggered
>own a 2003 Taurus SEL Deluxe my mother bought brand new
>It still looks amazing even after almost 13 years
>passengers have the mentality you described because it's an ultra common nigger tier car
I KNOW THAT BITCH, BUT EVERYTHING ON MY CAR WORKS PERFECTLY AND IS ORIGINAL AND NOT BEAT TO SHIT AND HAS MATCHING PAINT AND ITS THE FUCKING SEL WHILE LITERALLY EVERY ONE I'VE SEEN ON THE ROAD IS AN SE OR SES
Also nice car.
>>14044592
> like a Punto
Great taste confirmed.
>>14044592
Why is your gf yellow punto anon? Are you two fegits?
>passenger window rattles because everyone fucking slams the door
>>14044634
>tfw no friends to ask to drive their cars
>tfw hypothetical friends would have automatic anyway
>>14045908
>feet on dash
Why do women do this?
>>14044592
>feet on dash
Honestly this triggers me even when I see people doing it in other people's car
>>14048142
it's only ok if it's a girls feet and they are barefoot and qt!
>>14046251
>>14046264
>>14046281
I know those feels
>Had shitty camary got from grandfather for free when he bought something else
>free car, was in good condition, whatev
>trunk was very temperamental
>had to EXTREMELY LIGHTLY push it closed
>like fairy-fart level force
>Even the slightest put of strength put into it and it wouldn't latch
>friend tosses stuff in trunk
>slams it
>bounces back up
>slams it harder
>bounces up again
>"Hey, man you got-"
>Fucker jumps and put his entire body weight and strength into slamming the drunk, whole fucking car bounces
>trunk flies open again
>Get out, yell at him for being a dip shit close trunk lighty
>put finger on middle, push down, click, latched
I wanted to strangle him, but every single person who tried to close it practically did the same thing
>>14048210
My boner is lost somewhat when I imagine her getting into a crash, the airbag deploying, and her shattered kneecaps smashing her in the face at 320kph.
>>14044592
>puts drink/keys on your car roof
Blog time. Not really believable but whatever.
>finished work at 1630
>put wallet/phone/ipod (ALL of them) in my beanie (which I use like a bag)
>put my hat on the roof as I take off my reflective harness
>get in car and drive home
>get home, beanie isn't on the passenger seat
>OH MY FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE
>pretty sure I left it on the roof, but drive to every location I've already been to that day in hope
>check 711, check both jobsites, check the shops parking lot where it should have fallen off
>it's nowhere to be seen
>I've lost my wallet, $600 of electronics
>dad working late till 1800, owns the shop
>tell him with tears in my eyes because I'm a fucking moron
>in vain hope, he decides to follow me in his truck back home just in case he sees it somewhere on the road
>get home, I know he didn't find it
>he walks in the house a minute later
>WITH MY HAT WHAT THE FUCK
>everything is still in it, ipod is smashed to shit though
>apparently it had slid off my hood after a whole fucking 15 minutes of driving
>fell onto the edge of the outside lane
>not a single person drove over it over the course of 2 hours and nothing fell out
If I was religious I would have spent the night praying, goddamn.
>>14047706
ses
>somebody does something minor that will have no impact at all
>freak out because it is literally the worst thing that has ever happened
>act like its rational because its my stuff my rules even though that has nothing to do with why its rational
Every one of these threads.
>>14048445
>>somebody does something minor that will have no impact at all
eating in my car makes it dirty
smoking in my car makes it smell bad
someone not wearing their seatbelt means I'll have a death on my hands if I get into a wreck
weak b8
>>14044592
>drive a piece of shit
>don't care
>my fiancee's car is nicer than mine T_T
>>14045875
You sound like a pleb.
I drove my old work van with no tacho and had that shit blasting literally every second it was on, and i would bet you $100 right now that i could change at 2500 every time the entire drive if i wanted.
>>14046337
Fucking this. I try to help clueless friends and they just ignore me.
>clueless cunt gets a new car
>even for a girl, she's fucking stupid
>2001 dodge neon, exact same as my first car
>take it in a drive
>she needs a new right rear wheel hub, all around brakes/fluid/possibly master cylinder, and badly needs an oil change (almost black when I checked it)
>she says ok, she'll look into it all, definitely have the oil changed within the week
>tells my girlfriend that she's not really planning on having any of it done at all because "they're all long-term issues"
It will be a fucking long term issue when her wheel falls off and she's a vegetable for the next 25 years
>>14044592
>leaves visor down
JUST
>>14048445
Found the shitter who disrespects other peoples' property.
>>14048526
Prove it analfag. Prove that he isn't make fun of you instead.
>>14048534
>gets called out for being a fag
>p-p-prove it!
Great response, sounds like something my 9 year old sister would come up with.
>>14048555
>gets called out for being a fag
Are you high or just stoopid? You never called me out you dumbshit. You called some other guy out. And stop spying on your little sister you non-car owning mutherfucker!
>>14048563
Are YOU stupid? I never said I called you out specifically. Learn how to read.
>>14048573
I read what you wrote, not what you claim to have thunk later. Learn how to write right.
Are americans really such assholes? The worst thing that ever happened to me were people accidentally slamming the doors because they're used to newer cars with hydraulic shit stopping them and people entering my car with 50kg snow attached to them.
Also what's with the american aversion to seatbelts? I can't enter a car and not feel wierd until I put my seatbelt on. I've never seen a person that wouldn't use seatbelts, even as passengers.
>>14048555
Is she seeing anyone?
>>14048592
My previous car seatbelt wasn't working and I drove it like 4 month like that
Since then I feel weird driving with a seatbelt on
>>14044646
>people think its ok to make a mess "its practically worthless anon"
You don't want these people in your life, anon.
>people who let gas drip down the side if the car
>>14045908
>doesn't put on seatbelt when asked
Heh. Why do people even do this.
>friend asks for a ride (in-town)
>go over, he hops in
>tell him to strap in
>"Nah bro it's fine"
>Tell him he really ought to
>he doesn't listen so I start driving anyway
>start driving a bit hard
>just enough for a bit of screeching tires
>he gets scared in the first corner and panickingly puts his seatbelt on
>tfw this is just a 1.2l shitbox
>>14044646
>Mum buys cars new off the lot
>I buy cars a minimum of 15 years old (Britfag, our tax law changed in 2001 and cars before then are significantly cheaper to tax in most cases)
>Mums cars are all ruined within 3 years, spends £10-£12000 to get a new car every 3 years
>I still have all 3 cars I have ever owned, for a total cost of £1400
>2 are road legal, all three are in good condition
>>14048745
>Mums cars are all ruined within 3 years
How is that even possible
>>14048755
Female + automobile = someone or something WILL die
>>14048780
No, seriously, i need to know. I just can't imagine what you could possibly do that ruins a car.
I mean i KNOW you can do a lot of shit, like putting wrong fuel in it, but let's not assume full retards here.
How the hell could you ruin a new car in 3 years, assuming "regular" use (because i assume that's what his mom was doing)?
>>14046313
>Rear hatch is held up by springs
>Weighs like 100lbs still
>Have to push it all the way up so it clicks or it just slams shut again
>Dad pushes hatch up like regular
>Starts putting stuff in trunk
>See hatch moving
>Manage to grab it literally an inch off his back
>Dad nearly broke his back because he can't push the hatch high enough in one movement
>>14048755
No maintenance of any kind, only does VERY short drives (She works 300 yards from the house, big store another 200 yards after that) so the engine never gets warm and ignores me when I say stuff like "you should really get that oil changed, it's pitch black. I'll even do it for you"
Best one was her Ford Galaxy (not Galaxie) which within 18 months of purchase had no glass in the rear window (reversed into a sign), no grill (parked to close to a hose tap) and refused to start most of the time because she cranked it for like 5 minutes in winter without touching the gas saying the whole time "OMG ANON, THESE FORDS REALLY TAKE SOME CRANKING TO GET GOING"
I was ~10 at the time and I even I knew she was being retarded
>drive older car that you do your best to take care of
>have that friend that picks at any small fault with it
>meanwhile he doesnt even have a license or car
>>14048820
>she cranked it for like 5 minutes in winter without touching the gas
>mfw
also why does she even bother with a car, if she works 300 yards from the house.. Fuck, people are lazy. Can i correctly assume she's fat?
>>14048119
>>14045908
I have this fantasy where a woman sits in the center back seat, and there's no leg room, so she puts her feet on the center console and I brush my arm against them whenever I shift, and she's okay with it.
>>14048846
>also why does she even bother with a car, if she works 300 yards from the house
It rains some days. That's literally her excuse. Also bringing back 3-4 bags of shopping from the store 500 yards away is haaard
>Can i correctly assume she's fat?
You can, but not hideously so
>>14048820
You're supposed to add gas while cranking with the key?
In what scenario?
>>14048876
From a cold start and it's struggling, you work the gas a little so it's got more fuel to burn, so more force to overcome the static interia
>>14048582
"thunk"
l2english dipshit.
>>14048876
I could see this in cars with carburetors, but shouldn't be necessary now.
>>14048878
Thanks.
>Doors go
Thud
Click
>its a nice, mechanical soft thump that means good craftsmanship
>passenger gets out
>throws the fucking door at the car with the force of 1000 autistic virgins
>eardrums ruptured from what feels like an anti-tank strike
Its a car door, not a steam-hammer...
Just close it like a normal door for fucks sake!
>hey, you don't mind if I smoke do you? I'll lower the window, I promise
Go die
>hey, can you take us all at once? We'll just sit on eachothers laps, no danger
Yeah, no, fuck off
>hey, mind if I adjust your audio a bit? It sounds a bit weak
And the fucker just turns on loudness-equalizer and cranks everything to max... fuck off
>hey, can you do a drift around that corner? I can in my BMW
In the middle of town, on a saturday night, with a car full of people? Fuck off
>hey, I don't really feel comfortable with a belt... don't worry, I'll tell the police that I'm doing this on my own free will
Fuck off
>$40 for the trip? Are you crazy? You only drove us for twenty minutes
Yes, but I was also there as soon as I could, I had to wait 30 minutes for you to get there and I'll also have to spend 15 minutes getting back home... and; fuck off, gas is expensive
And now for a fun one
>hey, we left some cans there, we thought it was ok since there was already some trash there
Fuck off, my interior absolutely spotless. You go pick up your trash or your parents are getting a call
>haha, sorry we have to go now
They did not laugh that much when six parents showed up ten minutes, forced their 20-something year old kids to pick up their trash before being dragged back home against their will... respect your elders
>leaves water bottles in back seat where i wont notice them for a month
>leaves trash in map pocket
>complains about thermostat setting no matter what i change it to
>bitches about me not having an aux cord
>"i like your car, but i like xxx's car better. He just leased a brand new cool subaru thing"
>"why do you keep it so clean in here?"
>"how do you recline this seat"
>>14048896
>$40 for the trip? Are you crazy? You only drove us for twenty minutes
i was with you up until that point. thats a bullshit cost. i run a V8 on fucking premium fuel and as much as fuel costs a lot, its not 40 fucking dollars for a 30 minute trip, its $15-$20 max.
>Own convertible MR2
>Let friends smoke as long as the top was down
>Get Saab 9-5 for the winter
>It's immaculate, amazing deal for what I paid
>Driving around getting a feel for it
>Smell smoke
>Look over
>Make has sparked up, windows ups
>Tell him to chuck it
>"What, I can smoke in the MR2 but not in here?"
>Yeah, the MR2 dosne't have a fucking roof
>Mate, not being a total shithead, pings the fag and sulks for the next 20 miles home, asking me to pull over at every layby so he can smoke
>>14048908
saab 9-5 master race
>>14048907
For real though, not him but considering how MOST people are, it'd be like $20 for the fuel and $20 for "Oh yeah, we're nearly ready, give us five minutes," before chewing up 45 minutes of your time.
>>14048897
>they move the seat all the way back
>they recline the seat all the way down
>they pull up the headrest and accidentally putt it out of its slot
my parents can has a hole in the headliner since some dingus did the headrest thing when i was driving it years ago,
>>14044592
>eating greasy food in your car
only cheese(little sticks) and french fries. but even then I vacuum my car once a week, wash it once a week and do an interior dash wipe about every 3-4 days.
>>14048912
i typically dont even ask for fuel money, i only ever do if they hold me up like you say.
seriously, a 30 min drive isn't worth $40. having to wait isn't worth an extra amount of money.
>>14048933
My personal rule is I don't charge fuel if I'm already going to the same location and picking up mates isn't out of my way. If I'm going to a party and my mate's place is on the way, no charge. If it's another party three suburbs away that I wasn't invited to and old mate wants to drink but not stay the night, yeah, cash me up.
>>14048911
Hell yeah motherfucker, It's even an Aero. Only issue is an automatic, but my dad's taking her over the summer so I can get my ZZW30 back on the road
>>14048907
Gotta remember that I'm norwegian, where gas costs $7 per gallon.
Also; I had to spend 20 minutes getting there, wait 30 minutes for them to get ready although they said that they'd be ready when I got there, 20 minutes driving to where they wanted to and then 15 minutes back home. These were people who called me and asked if I could drive them somewhere, not someone who just happened to need a ride and were closeby
>>14048950
i've no idea what the average dollars per gallon is (metric bro here) so i can't comment.
>>14048958
€1.65 per liter
£1.20 per liter
>>14048963
>£1.20/L
Bongland here, currently £0.99/L. Damn does it feel good
>>14048958
I also see that the value of the US-dollar was a tad higher than I was aware, so calculating again it must've been like $30, not 40
>>14044592
>something cool
>like a punto
>a punto
kek
>>14044646
Fucking kick them out. Why even associate with such respectless people
>>14044592
>Passenger slamming non existent
>brake pedal when not even close to
>needing it yet
I started down shifting 2 min ago your the one with late reactions
>>14049110
learn2type
>>14048896
You charge friends for rides? what the fuck
>>14049139
Not my friends... my friends will offer a bit of money for gas, but I never take "payment" for their rides
This would be people who know me, but not friends
>>14049139
>>14049157
If we're doing something together I don't mind driving them, and they usually give me a food or a drink.
On the other hand, if I'm chauffeuring them from 10 pm to 6 am (usually emptying a tank) I don't feel bad getting $50 from each of them.
>>14044592
>unlock all doors with button
>have to do it again because stupid bitch had the handle pulled
Now I see why men open car doors for women. It is a courteous gesture... for the car.
>>14049168
>Friend of a friend calls me at 6am
>Literally wakes me up
>"Dude, I'm wasted and I don't know where my car is, can you come get me no one else is picking up"
>Decide fuck it, I may as well go get him
>Spend the next 2 hours driving around multiple villages in the countryside looking for his car
>eventually find it parked INSIDE a barn on a farm that his dad's cousin owns
>Farmer says he showed up half drunk at half 9 the previous night, handed him keys and walked off into the night
>Tow his car back since FoF is still pretty drunk, probably was drinking until 5 minutes before he phoned me
>Get back to his dad's farm, unhitch his car, he passed out so I carry him to the door
>His dad thanks me for making sure he didn't die
>I get in my car, go to leave
>"ANON!!"
>Dad comes running out, hands me £100 for "petrol"
>Haven't seen the FoF in like 4 months, he's probably dead
>normies talking about women in their cars
>tfw only once had a qt3.14 in my car
>found her blonde hair later on the seat
>didn't clean it up for a week
>her scent lingered for 2 days
>sadpepe.png
>>14049117
Meh, I could but, reasons
>>14049187
bro that's fucking creepy.
>>14044592
>friends always ask if I want them to knock their shoes clean before getting in
>stop and let me shut their door if they can't get the feel of the old hinges and latch on the first try
>keep their hands to themselves or ask what something does before touching
>will comment about how the lack of FM radio is good thing because it would just do a disservice to the exhaust note
>they generally leave the car in a better mood than they got in with
Why do you guys hang around with such dickheads?
>people refuse to put on seatbelts
>not giving it a little gas and then breaking suddenly to startle them
>>14045908
My gf does the feet on dash, I don't mind because I love her pretty feet. However, I do worry that in the event of a collision she will fold up like a Chinese contortionist.
>>14049223
>pshhh, anon your're such a shit driver, but I can give you tips if you'd like
>>14049239
A girl I studied with said this to me last winter because the front end of my car slipped a tiny bit when going in the roundabout. Nothing scary, just the tiniest amount of slip because I turned the wheel a bit too much. She said that I seemed so inattentive and that we were just lucky not to have hit the ditch
Three days later, on her Facebook-feed... sometimes life is just too funny
>>14049270
>not raping that whore then and there
Anyways, I passed my test bruh. Thanks for the advice last week, yours was the right one.
>>14049316
You're the one with the roundabout-thing, right?
Good to hear that you passed mate, stay safe!
>>14045491
>> buy 82 abarth
Got some pics?
>>14049320
Yeah, can't wait to be a shit driver and make qts cry.
How did that girl get into the snow that bad? Looks like she made it worse by trying to get out like a retard.
>>14045896
Naw mang Rita is my bitch fuck yourself.
>old man car
T R I G G E R E D
>anon why don't you get a car that just werks
>>14045456
>I know this feel anon
>>"can I borrow your truck to move stuff?"
>can you drive stick?
>>"oh never mind"
>>14048470
do you know you are responsible for other peoples injuries if he gets hurt while you were driving in most countries? Not to mention you are responsible for their bullshit-screaming at cops etc...so your "passengers" should fucking listen what you tell em or GTFO
>>14049215
when I removed the long blonde hair now I have a shrine in my room for it.
>"Anon, your car is a piece of shit."
Yeah well it's my piece of shit, so fuck off
>Why the fuck did you sell your foor door for a two seater, man? How are you supposed to pick all of us up in it?
>>14048745
hey >>14044646
is me, and im also britfag, thats originally why i started buying volvos, they're amazing quality on the old ones, plus mega cheap insurance, just the petrol that is high, but atm its less than £1/litre here.
most people i know chastise me for buying these types of cars, but i honestly love them, they look good (to me anyway) as standard they come with a high spec (compared to 90% of my friends cars, corsas/puntos other crap) ride lovely and some have a bit of power to them too, i've had a few T5s and they're great
pic related, my current boat, cost a whole £240.
he's slow as shit but i still love him
>>14048950
>Gotta remember that I'm norwegian, where gas costs $7 per gallon.
same price in england + car gets 20 mpg
>>14049571
>under 500 USD working car
Man i am jelly
>adjust the passenger seat position to some weird way, pressing every button
>"man this is comfy"
>>14049532
That sort of question is why
>puts feet up on the dash
makes me want to crash the car on purpose just to split their legs in half lengthwise. Bet they'll never do it again after that.
>>14049655
just had a flashback of "death proof"
>>14049616
easy here, i think its mostly down to the petrol consumption, 90% of cars you see are completely boring ass german TDI's or oppositely little petrol engines like 1.0 Corsa's etc
but yes, if you dont do loads of miles you will actually save money/petrol due to the amount you save on the insurance/initial cost
im buying a van for work, but ill still keep some old volvos.
my current brick is the 2.5 10 valve with auto box, so the slow one , 140~ hp iirc, but still, nicely equipped, engine is very sound, car is tidy, im happy
>>14049701
here in argentina diesels are a fucking rarity, but still most cars get high MPGs. 1.6s corsas here gets like what, 30-40 MPG?
>>14049738
i had an octavia tdi, to be honest it was great for what it was designed to do, but i still hated it, it was just so boring, it was completely souless. probably got about 40 mpg around town, i remember on the ride home after buying it, i got about 90MPG pretty amazing really
but i just didnt like it at all, im happier with my old volvos, and i shit you not, i get 20 MPG in this fucker, driven carefully, these engines are thirsty as fuck, and this isnt even a turbo.
I guess you still cant beat the 5cl sound
pic related, old octavia, funny i just sold it, it sold within 10 hours of listing it, and is on it's way home to czech
>>14044634
>calling it stick
>>14049187
Are you me?
Replace blond with ginger.
>picking up my sister from practice
>all her friends jump in with her
>bitch I never agreed to this
One time a friend of hers sat on a quart of oil and busted the jug which I didn't find until a week later.
>>14049822
do you sniff their seats after they get out?
>>14049892
No that would be weird
>>14049752
Holy fuck 90 MPG????
>>14049178
You're a good person, Anon. I make sure all my friends know that they can rely on me for a lift, no shame in that. Rather come give you a lift then have you roll your car because "lol I've only had a lil' bit I'm good to drive".
>>14049952
would get more if you get behind a truck or something
just sit at 55mph and keep your foot as loose on the accelerator as possible,
>wipes the windows with their clothing / hands
>puts their filthy greasy head on the window
>touches the windows in general
I FUCKING CLEANED THAT SHIT FOR A REASON
>>14048737
Dad did this to my truck the handful of times he filled it up.
I'm not super autism but there's a couple things.
>hey don't close the door by the glass please (frameless)
>aight, slams it by the glass
>touching random shit without asking
>unmatched the pass. Side of my ragtop on the highway
>let's see how fast this thing is
>ok, spin the tires a bit, tail steps out on a corner
>wtf anon we nearly died
-when someone closes frameless door by the glass
-when people start messing with the dash or radio
-when people try to smoke.especially without asking-i throw those out the same moment
-when friend of a friend tries to bum up for a ride
-when they start nagging on your driving,especially if they don't have a drivers permit; when this happens i really start to add throttle in the curves and enjoy the screaming
This one is not a thing that really pisses me off but gives me lulz:when you take a girl up the local mountain(you know where this is going,view of the city which gives you all the bases) and she tells you that she likes to be driven fast,couple of turns later she calls you a psycho and deranged driver. Girls really love to think they have seen fast driving...
>>14049322
Not yet, still working on it, but it'll look like this in 2/3 month
>>14050812
For most girls you gotta drive at like 70% of your skill at max.
>Mum or dad borrow car
>Put seat so high it's like driving a van
>>14050895
i know. but desu, always got atleast a bj afterwards...But funny situation happened when was driving around with a friend in a evo 9, we picked up 3 girls(chick i was fooling with and her 2 friends).We drove them through the centre reaching speeds of 100 mph(160km/h), maybe even more,did some drifts and the only one which was complaining was the girl i was messing with. No need to say she got dumped
>>14048668
Nice, good thing you didn't die horribly
>>14050379
My dad is terrible with this. He grabs the windows by his hand and so I always have hand prints on my passenger side window whenever I go to get him.
>>14051109
Yeah, it was stupid.
My bad
>>14048403
Actually those are 2 different trims. SE being base and SES is "sport"
>>14050918
>do something irresponsible
"hey guys this is irresponsible"
>dump her
makes sense
Is slamming your car door really that bad?
I have a bad habit of it desu
>>14051125
>>14051133
>models vs. trims
Is that something people are autistic about on /o/, or just something you're autistic about?
What's the difference between a model and trim?
For Porsche would a Porsche Carrera 911 S be model: Porsche Carerra 911, and the trim be 'S', 'GT3', etc etc
>>14051147
It's not terrible, but it sucks if you are sitting inside the car. It can be loud and even a bit painful for someone sitting in the car if the car is well sealed.
Some luxury cars have soft-close which is pretty cool. You just set the door close to closed and then it closes it for you.
>>14051148
Model: Same basic concept, different parts, different engine, different transmision
Trim: Features, like foglights, technology, devices installed, etc.
>>14045934
surely an aftermarket head unit is acceptable
bluetooth and an aux jack is convenient as fuck
>>14045908
try someone who needs to be told to put the seatbelt on like a child. I nearly got ticketed because my fatfuck friend was shifting left and right in the backseat. When I realized he wasn't buckled in, he says "You didn't tell me to!"
>mfw people need to be told how not to kill themselves or get tickted
>>14051192
Ah okay, so Porsches would all be models.
Trim would be like getting a Range Rover Sport with the Autobiography edition that has the fancy feature extras.
Gotcha, thanks.
>>14045828
Hahaha
I dont know what's more pathetic. Someone autistic enough to do it, or just autistic enough to say they'd do it.
>drive FoST
>drive very cautiously and carefully
>mom says she needa a ride while her transmission is getting replaced
>ok
>1 week of no-stop bitching
>rev high to overtake someone
>"OMG ANON SLOOOWWW DOWN OMG YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US" (she actually says 'oh ehm gee')
>as we're doing 50 in a 45
>put on music, I listen to anything from electronic to classical, this time it's new wave retro
>mom keeps fiddling with the bass, treble, and other settings
>she keeps turning on the radio and switching it to Jesus music or Country
>switch it back
>"OMG ANON, WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THIS"
>another day I'm picking up my son from school
>mom is in the car
>mom starts talking on the phone, and starts swearing while my kid is in the car
>tell her to get off the phone, and she starts yelling at me, swearing at me
>my son is crying, she starts yelling at my son
>another day, we're in a traffic jam
>I'm letting someone over from a merging lane
>"Anon, what are you doing?"
>"lettting him over"
>"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"
>wat
>suddenly she reaches over and starts honking the horn angrily
>I smack her hand away snd she starts crying for no reason
>mfw
>wave to the driver of the car and let him over
My mother is the biggest cunt I've known. My dad did a good job raising me, and my mom was a parasitic bitch that constantly hit my dad. I don't know why I agreed to haul her around for a week.
Don't really like people to use my seatbelts, I have them perfectly straight and everything in their retracted position and if they use it it'll mess it up
> messing around with softtop latch cover in friends mr-s
> it pops out of place
> try to put it back in, it's actually kind of tricky, break one of the tabs that hold it in place
> fug
> offer to replace it
> he says its no big deal
is this autism trigger
i still feel kinda bad about it
Am I the only one who hates any passengers while driving? Its like I can't really enjoy driving and it makes me uncomfortable
>>14048740
Something similar happened to me... or at least to the retard of a friend I had years back.
>Friend asks for ride home
>Tell him sure, why not. (Lives pretty close anyways)
>I notice he doesn't put on his seat belt so I tell him to
>Gives me a weird look "what, are you fukin serious?"
>"Uhh yeah... But what ever, it's your call"
>Eventually start some conversation I can't remember
>Out of no where, I decide to give my brakes a test to prove my point.
>Give brakes a quick hard jab.
>Mfw his head nearly hits the dash
>Mfw he got mad
>Mfw he still didn't put on his seat belt.
>>14051410
Nope I enjoy it unless they're stupid as fuck, which hasn't happened yet.
3 words.
Feet
On
Dash
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14048780
Easiest math I've ever done
>>14048878
The starter does that regardless of fuel,stupid.
That's why a starter,or even hand crank exists.
>>14048252
>implying I have a passenger airbag
>>14048857
[boner intensifies]
>>14048876
It helps if you haven't started it successfully for a while, but only when the engine is flooded. You don't actually give it gas but floor the gas pedal which shuts off the injectors when starting. This might only apply to 90s hondas.
>>14044592
>girlfriend constantly puts her feet on the roof
>finally had enough and tell her to stop she's going to ruin the headboard and put bubbles in it
>dosent believe me but stops because she noticed I seemed off when she did it
>still does it once in a while
>200 percent mad
>lean over look at the roof
>fucking 10 inch bubble
>show her I wasn't lying
>tell her it's impossible to fix because it's in the middle of the roof
>she starts crying
>hasn't done it since
>>14048312
That is why you never ever put anything ON your car. Because you'll eventually forget you put it there.
>>14051673
>girlfriend constantly puts her feet on the roof
Why? Why would you ever do that?
>>14051147
When you go inside your house, do you slam the door when you go in?
It probably won't hurt anything but Jesus Christ, be more respectful of your belongings.
>>14051140
she was the one that asked us to drive like we usually do, but that ain't the whole story,this was just the icing that sealed the deal
>>14051333
>she reaches over and starts honking the born angrily
It's one thing to have someone complain about your driving, but if someone ever tried taking control of the wheel when I was driving I would have a cow. That's so dangerous to fuck with someone like that when they're driving.
>>14045984
> not being able to take out the seatbelt chime
>out of town on business for 1 week
>left car at home and flew
>told family not to touch my car because it was having electrical issues I was trying to solve and hadn't gotten around to fixing
>moving it if it's in the way is fine
>middle of winter
>Come back
>picked up at airport by sister in her shitty focus
>get home
>car covered in snow
>except hole where sunroof should be..
>Ask them what happened
>Sister "Oh I took your car to the mall and it was nice so i opened the sun roof but it wouldn't close"
>I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING TOUCH IT
>But it's no fair you drive a mercedes and I wanted to know how it was like to be rich
>bitch paid more for her focus than I did for my used C220
>inspect damage
>foot of snow INSIDE the car
>start screaming at her, asking why she was too retarded to even think of putting a tarp over the car or something
>starts crying and screaming about how I get all the nice things and typical teen bullshit drama despite being almost 30
>somehow tries to paint me as the bad person to dad despite the fact I told them ALL the car was busted and shouldn't be used
>and how I'm honestly impressed she made it to the mall and back within the car outright dying
>they don't take a side and they always take her's so I basically won
Thank god it stayed cold so none of the snow melted inside, and I have yet to find any real damage a year later, but fuck next time I'm just taking the keys with me every time I'm not home. Just one more year and I'll have enough to buy my own place and not have to deal with this as much
>inb4 sister starts bitching and crying that i have my own house and she still lives at home.
>>14051842
what a stupid filthy whore cunt
>>14051333
> not doing skiddies and slinging it sideways through the corners to make sure she never asks you for a ride ever again, for any reason
>>14044592
>>"why dont you get something cool, anon, like a punto, instead of this old man car"
Your friends have good taste.
>>14051673
Is your gf an NBA player? wtf kind of seating position would that be?
>>14051842
>C220
>rich
lmao those are like the cheapest Mercs you can buy, is she retarded?
>have pillarless doors, everybody closes the doors by pushing on the glass
>>14051779
>Driving my dad around
>Long line of bicyclists
>"Just pass them anon"
>nigger it's a 500 foot long line of them going up a 200 foot hill, I'm not doing a blind overtake
>Stay behind them
>get halfway up hill
>SUV comes blasting down
>deathstare
>Top of hill
>Start to overtake them
>Dad rolls down window and starts yelling at them
>Leans over and starts blaring the horn
>try to swat him away but doesn't work
>Hide my face as I finish passing
At least it was his truck and not my car, but jesus christ he's got some real anger issues
>>14051922
Let me explain. Using girl logic:
>It's a convertible, therefore it's expensive.
>>14051333
Damn, your mother is legit crazy.
>>14048896
reminds me of when a friend asked for $20 for gas when we drove to a restaurant about 3 miles away.... we were in a corolla and it was his idea to go
his reasoning: the car needed gas and he already spent too much at the restaurant and his mom would notice in his bank statement
fucking jews lol
>>14051842
Kinda amazing how much snow you can get inside your car with no noticeable damge.
>>14051121
Idc m8, I just don't understand why. Gotta be the easiest way to save your own ass..
>>14051842
I'm so glad I don't have siblings or retarded parents. If I tell mum and dad not to touch something and give them a reason, they don't touch it. That's it. No hassles. If they NEED to do something with it, they usually text or call saying "I know you said not to touch this thing because reasons, but we need to move it so we can do X, is that cool?"
Ditto for all my friends.
> cruising down the highway
> mate puts feet on dash
> "hey dude can you not do that. scuffs the dash and would wreck your shit if we got into an accident"
> "oh no worries man, sorry."
> doesn't do it again
>>14051333
I am truly sorry man, she is absolutely Psycho.. Cursing at your kid. And going ANYWHERE NEAR the steering wheel while you're driving... I would kick her out. I'd drive her ass straight home, kick her out and stop taking her calls
>>14046281
>father has hands full and car door didn't close
>thinks its funny to push it with his ass to close the door
>get maf at him
luckily no dent
>>14048933
I disagree. If I'm doing a favor for a friend, they better be ready to get the fucking favor done. Dawdling wastes everyone's time.
>>14052149
i do that all the time there's no risk of dent unless you are jamming your ass in the center
>>14051556
my god you are dumb. On a carburated vehichle pushing the gas sets the choke and the acellerator pump squirts some gas so it starts easy. And on some fuel injected vehichles holding it down on start shuts off injectors. U are seriously the dumbest niggy in the world.
>>14046103
FUCKING THIS FUCK I GOTTA CLEAN MY WINDOWS EVERY FUCKING DAY
>>14052218
door was closed but not latched
he simply bumped against it
and I dont want to risk a dent in the car because he wouldn't have me going out a second time to close the door
>>14051720
>>14051900
She's a dancer she's flexible, she leans back a little and puts her feet up for God knows why
>>14052317
Is/was she hot?
>>14051922
Yes. But lots of girls assume Merc=$$$$$$$$
I paid $1500 for it
>>14052046
Leather doesn't absorb water as much as cloth, but as long as the snow stays snow, and doesn't melt you can generally avoid serious damage, certainly not saying it did the car any good, but no other electrics have broken since then, and no mold, so I'm counting my blessings.
>>14052080
My parents are fine, and I did tell them they could move it out of the driveway, or move it around behind the garage if they needed it out of the way, but my sister things she's a fucking spoiled princess, and takes/uses things without permission. Found it absolutely hilarious when the cunt had a rage fit because I put a lock on the door to my room, and found absolutely nothing wrong when I asked why she was even trying to go in. 'Course parents took her side in that argument, still lock the door, but I'm pretty sure she's the one that took my laptop, and why a couple hundred bucks went missing from my stash.
>>14044646
This drives me fucking insane. I own a 240 with shit loads of kilometers on it and so many of my friends are like "lol it has no worth" ya maybe not on a retail market but to me the thing has been a fucking a+ car for the last 3 years where as 80% of my boys have either totaled their vehicles or they have transmission issues up the wazoo.
>>14045972
>Passenger with uncle
>Transport truck driver, and car enthusiast
>Taught me how to drive
>Only person i trust with my cars
>Going up to a red light fast
>"he knows what he's doing, i shouldn't say anything"
>Runs the red, boom boom boom, 3 car collision
He was really stressed out with some family shit. After that i always speak up, even the most experienced drivers can miss shit sometimes
>>14052335
Fucking hell cunt, that's so bad. I don't know how you put up with that, especially the couple hundred bucks disappearing.
Get out of there ASAP man.
I always wonder about those people who have the misplaced sense of entitlement. Like, what will they do when the people who supply them with everything either leave, die, or finally have enough of their shit and say "No, fuck you, you have a week to leave or we call the cops."
It's like Chris-chan. I'm itching to see how he survives when Barb dies. I'm not rooting for her death because, come on, that's a bit mean, but I'm interested to see how he survives without her enabling him all the time.
>>14052327
Yea she looked better 2 years ago but she's got that hour glass thing nice legs but dancing has forever fucked up her feet
I have to fend off bro tier faggots monthly sometimes I don't think it's worth it for a fucked up head board
>>14052369
Doesn't matter. That's once in a lifetime fuckup. I would SERIOUSLY rather not stress the drive by pointing out shit that he might already got by now. Maybe because your uncle is old, but i seriously get mad when people point out what i already know in such an obvious manner. My uncle was annoyed that i didn't tell him that there was a small obvious hole in the middle of the road and i didn't speak up, even tho we were going at highway speeds and it was the middle of the day and i didn't want to distract him
when i drive my mom she has a retarded habit of screaming "watch out!" if she thinks it's a dangerous situation-do I need to add she doesn't have a driving permit. Such things can actually throw you out of balance and cause a collision
>>14044646
Bring it over to Scandinavia... you'll get mad redneck pussy with a LHD 740
>>14052373
I blame the media (Fuck I'm getting old) she wasn't like that growing up, but she started watching those retarded Reality shows like jersey shore, and my parents are too beta to kick her out since they know she'd probably die in a month. I'm getting out next year, been saving up for a house, once I got 100k in the bank I'm out.
>>14052394
Grand father does this because he thinks I don't know the location of my car he just yells "WHOOPS, HEHEHEEEEE"
>>14052404
Good man. I hope everything goes ok.
How long do you reckon it'll be before she calls you asking for a lift, some money, or to borrow your car?
Remember kids, don't be an enabler! It's better to put your foot down and act like a cunt for a small portion of your child's life, rather than be a weak piece of shit and turn your child into one of those people who think everything should be handed to them on a platter because they're a special snowflake.
>>14052393
If it's something like that guy said it doesn't hurt to just casually be like "yo careful, car coming" or something.
don't flip shit like "whoa bro what the fuck are you doing car, car, car!"
>>14045748
Thanks for reaffirming why I don't give rides ever to people I don't know well
>>14052448
It can be alright. I gave a friend of a friend a ride across the city since he was drunk and the cabs were stupid busy. Made like 80$ that night.
He just slept most of the way.
>>14052445
What's the difference between those two? maybe its just me and my social anxiety, but i cant stand people talking near me when i need to focus. Outside traffic? fine. horns? fine, i ignore them. Car sound? fine. Music? fine. Soemone next to me talking/screaming? Fuck that.
>TOUCHES WINDOWS PERIOD
>>14052518
Saying "Hey man, car to your left" if you think it's in their blind spot is better than "FUCK DUDE LOOK OUT THERE'S A CAR OVER THERE FUCKING BRAKE"
>i'd rather not drive than drive without music
Why are people so obsessed with having music in their car? What's so bad about 10 fucking minutes of peace and quiet? Do I have to threaten people to throw them out of the car just so they would fucking shut up about music for a second?
Not to mention most of them listen to ear trauma levels of volume, shits bumming me out, how can people have such blatant fucking disregard for their own hearing?
>>14045908
>Asking people to put on their seatbelt
I want people use as few things as possible in my cars.
Seat belts are a big one.
Please don't use the seat belt unless we're getting pulled over.
If you must, then please feed it back into the reel and I'll just have to reposition it later.
Too many people just fling seat belts off carelessly and can damage trim or get it stuck in the door by doing it.
Literally don't move or touch anything if you're in someone's car.
>>14052556
Gotta say, personally it depends on the mood.
If I'm on a long trip or cruise, I'll usually have some music playing to break up the monotony. But if I'm having fun through some twisty bits, I'll put the windows down, turn the music off and just enjoy the drive and the sound.
>>14048943
You have good taste anon keep it up
>>14052556
Cruising with music is great senpai. One of my greatest joys in life is putting some new music on my phone and driving highway in the mountains.
(I literally live in the mountains so I don't have to go far)
>>14052595
>>14052601
I understand having it on for the occassion or a nice cruise but when you MUST have music for a straight 8 hours or cant tolerate being in a car without music shit gets annoying.
Heck most of the time I put some on myself but fuck, I can go on without it.
>>14052581
>sure bro, hop in
>just don't touch the seat
>>14052621
> hey bro can I have a lift
> yeah man no worries let me get the skateboard out the back. hold onto it and i'll strap it to the boot
>>14052581
You sound like a colossal faggot.
Thankfully I've been here far beyond long enough to know that is only occasionally true.
>>14052683
Legitimately wonder how he'd feel if he got in a crash and his mate died from not wearing a seatbelt.
Would he even care?
>>14052725
>ah fuck, his front teeth ripped a gash in my dashboard... maybe I can sue his family for compensation
>>14052741
> tfw there are legitimately people, right now, on this planet, who would actually try that
>>14046251
I know that feel but with latches on my trunk.
>friend never closes it properly
>body too thin to weigh enough to close its self
>body so thin that friend tries slamming it shut and it bounces back or doesn't hit the latch at all
Lay it on the latch then push damn it.
>"sure, if you get a car you can put it in the garage, no problem"
>fast forward
>get car, put it in the garage
>"actually can you put it in the driveway? there's not enough space for the bicycles"
Fuck roommates.
Fuck 'em.
>>14052807
>bicycles
tell him to sleep with them or shove them up his own fucking arse
>Dad likes to go to this one Brewery
>Usually goes with neighbors
>Deicde we should all take my car, since I'm going to drive them home anyway
>Drive there, dad opens up a beer
>"Dad, there is an open container law and I'm only 19. If a cop pulls me over and sees that, I'm boned."
>"Nah, don't worry son, no cop will pull us over."
>Drive super cautious now
>Everyone in car makes fun of me for driving exact speed limit and being super careful
>Super close to Brewery now, just have to park
>People are crossing the street from parking lot to brewery
>Dad gets upset and reaches over and honks my horn to tell those crossing the road in the crosswalk to get out of my way
>Tell dad he rides in the backseat on the way back and to never do that again
>He grumbles, but agrees
>I haven't let him in the front seat since anyway
>>14045768
He was just helping you know the proper time. I'd thank someone for fixing my clock. You're being way too picky anon
>>14048312
Once had a friend leave an angle grinder under the hood of his car
he found it later on the side of the road
Still don't believe him
