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Snek
I'm not sure about your definition of hauling ass, but if I really wanted to haul ass I'd never do it on such a bumpy road.
>>14043255
Open desert highway A to B sprint? Choosing anything other than the undisputed king of the genre is asinine.
>>14043255
>straight line
I live in Texas, straight roads get fucking boring quick.
>>14043295
Are you being serious right now
>>14043295
Spess program mate
TVR Cerbera 12 Speed
this but it'd have to have broken in leather svo seats for maximum comfort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDJp5nHxWEQ
This song
In my own ride
>>14043283
probably snek, or maybe a Hellcat because burnouts
The only real option.
>>14043255
2011 mazda 2.
>>14043372
gotta have the bitch on the front too
>>14043255
Is the Busa still the fastest production motorcycle?
>>14043255
That's a boring idea so I'll use a boring car. 93 corolla with a falling apart interior and 200k on the clock
>>14043386
this. Who the hell enjoys a straight road?
I'd drive it in a shitty google auto-driver, wake me up when the trip is over.
79 Trans Am.
Lamborghini Murcielago
Google self driving car.
Boring as fuck road, I'll just take a nap while it passes
Let's do this niggas.
>>14043420
this
![0x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8vMDFF4.jpg "0x600[1].jpg")
>Let's see how fast it can really go
>>14043255
I rather have a nice ride than a fast ride.
>>14043474
>eurotrash car
>No suspension travel
>nice ride
>>14043474
so a niggered Awwdee?
>>14043474
>riced car
>"nice"
Back to highschool with you
>>14043489
>yfw that's a GM product
>>14043504
eurotrash refers to the style of modifications, not the car itself.
Also "xtuned" license plate, lol
>>14043489
>eurotrash car
>More torque per hp than most cars
>smooth as fuck ride (not pic related, just took first good looking image).
>>14043490
>>14043493
read above.
>>14043504
It's also one of the least GM-part car that GM tainted.
>>14043512
Good to know that you're the first one to think mods = euro
As long as the road isn't in the US, I can drive this
>>14043517
Let me guess, Retarded States of Amerifat import laws?
>>14043517
jesus got enough fucking stickers and badges on that thing?
>>14043538
I count two badges and a single, small vinyl sticker. What the fuck is the problem?
>>14043516
Nobody's talking shit about the car. Saabs are damn fine cars. We're talking shit about those god awful "MODZZZZ" that only a 10 year old would think look good
>>14043568
Oh, well I totally agree with you on that.
It is a ghastly mod.
I hate slammed cars and I should've looked closer on the image instead of just going by the thumbnail when posting it.
>>14043546
>two
subaru badge doesn't count?
![11-IMG_3629[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YLzOTYf.jpg "11-IMG_3629[1].jpg")
>>14043255
>zzzz the road
something fat, powerful and plush, perhaps an amg s coupe
cold beverage on one hand, scratching nuts with the other, steering with knee and enjoying those cooled, massaging seats
I'm a robot
>>14043441
This is the actual correct answer
>>14043588
thunderbolt?
:^)
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hfl2dX3.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>14043441
Was there ever a question?
>>14043616
Correct
Veyron is the best car at any speed
>>14043627
Not sure if trying to prove or trying to compensate while trying to prove they aren't the fastest.
They did succeed in driving a Brittish car fast though.
>>14043385
They're not exactly gonna chase after you for having too loud an exhaust and no license plate...
>>14043255
>>14043295
You have a lumpy dick
>>14043255
The first car EVER i drove on the road...
1989 Opel omega 2.0 L
>>14043581
>steering with knee
The car can steer for you
>>14043441
This flat out
No limits? Then gimme the SSC Thrust
>>14044350
>an F1 engine for a fuel pump
I wouldn't be able to afford the gas desu
>>14043441
>>14043627
>mfw this car is not even the fastest out there
>"muh production"
>its a modified lotsu
kek
>>14043670
Dammit.
I was gonna post that.
I was just talking about it since my dads gonna buy the new ZX14RSE
LFA with a qt3.14 sitting in my lap
>>14043255
can this count?
fuck regulations and bring back actual competition
>>14043255
Something that will go very fast, and will probably also rattle around like God knows what as it does, so feeling even faster.
![devel-sixteen---the--4_600x0w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UKOGRMT.jpg "devel-sixteen---the--4_600x0w[1].jpg")
Fuckit.
Let's do this shit.
>>14044391
>G force that can literally splat the driver to a pulp during normal operations.
>Your engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
>>14043255
Citroen ax.
Diesel
A manual viper
>>14044504
Vipers only come in manual.
>>14044536
It's a typo, he wants Manuel to drive the viper.
Have you ever seen a mexican drive.
>>14044412
Throw on a pilots G suit and you'll be fine.
>>14044536
I WANT AN AUTO THEN
>>14043295
Are you retarded?
>>14043386
Old cars are the most fun/terrifying actually. They sound like theyre going to break.
>>14044546
They don't work on sideways forces
This fucking sex pile
>>14044570
Liking the looks of a Pagani is the first clue that you might have no taste.
![large16[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/90jSi7a.jpg "large16[1].jpg")
Some little shitbox with a (comparatively) far too big engine and fun chassis, not unlike pic related.
have u ever went fast?
>all these slow faggots
>>14044350
senpai desu baka
>>14043296
You sir have exsquisite taste. Have you seen the resurection documentary of Big Red?
>>14044435
Well, I think it's more of a track car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBFjHjm0O5M
I would pick Citroen as well. CX gti. Comfy and reasonably fast.
![KIF_0001_reg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eT2s7U6.jpg "KIF_0001_reg[1].jpg")
With the biggest engine I can plow in there.
Fight me.
>>14043372
>>14043378
White Challengers Only
there is no other choice
>>14044767
As long as you take the mescaline.
And kiss me before you go, cause well... it's lonely out here.
>>14044711
No need. You'll defeat yourself
This or a Mosler Raptor
devil z engine 710
spin out in .5 seconds and die
>>14045615
>inb4 "but mah drivas kar" objectively inferior Corvette butthurt
>>14043474
how the fuck do you open the doors
except it would need to be a real blower, cause the one in the music video is fake (69 camaro)
>>14043295
the fucks wrong with you? bumpy road are the best to haul ass on
>>14043255
There is only one answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waL-K5xy1nY
A modded C6 Corvette would be quite fast considering it has a decent drag coefficient.
1925 civic ex with extra boilovers
>>14044350
he car was 16.5 m (54 ft) long, 3.7 m (12 ft) wide and weighed 10.5 tons (10.7 t), and the twin engines developed a net thrust of 223 kN (50,000 lbf), a power output of 110,000 bhp (82MW),[2] burning around 18 litres/second (4.0 Imperial gallons/s or 4.8 US gallons/s). Transformed into the usual terms for car mileages based on its maximum speed, the fuel consumption was about 55 l/km (0.05 mpg-imp; 0.04 mpg-US).
>>14043255
I wonder if cruise control works at 205 MPH
>>14043283
Hell yeah, right there with you
>>14045688
haha its just sitting on a normal shaker, what a sham!
>>14045992
Works at 135 on an E92 M3
>>14045688
that doesn't even have a fake blower
>>14045992
>svt haha
love it
lez do this
>>14045153
Mmmmm yuss
>>14044711
please tell me what this is and can i get one in the states?
Speed is secondary
>>14043474
Is that a fucking 9-5?
>>14045657
>those rearviews
the fuck were they thinking?
>>14046104
Step up your fucking game, senpai.
>>14043255
hnnnng
>>14046200
its older than 25 years so is importable
but its design is so simple it might be cheaper to build a reproduction state side
>>14044705
good taste
>>14043588
Best answer
Obviously the most advanced production car on the planet.
![6679910-3x2-700x467[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SgA04OW.jpg "6679910-3x2-700x467[1].jpg")
BRRAP BRRRAP BRRAP
Pontiac g8
351 Clevo + 4spd
I would have found my Nirvana.
>>14043255
its a stright fucking road. Why would i even want to drive on this shit?
give me the worlds most expensive but unreliable luxury boat and a driver. Ill air condition my butt cheeks in the rear reclining seats. Probably take a nap then enjoy some champagne while watching some broads (that we picked up) make out.
Give me some twisties and ill take a mint FD rx7 with r comps
>>14043516
>torque per hp
Jesus fucking Christ man I'm all about Saabs and I love the 9-5 but that's even more retarded than hp per liter
quick what's the fastest convertable that exists
>>14045758
>boilovers
>1925
not gonna lie, i kek'd
>>14046448
Snek with the top sawed off.
>>14043255
this 55 chevy
this big bitch, but ill park it broadside at the bottom of a blind hill and sit a ways away with a beer an a lawn chair and let the keks begin
>>14046474
>>14046448
viper death kart (aka the life insurance machine) is better choice
>>14046990
god damnit
>>14046400
Dis. Give me a land yacht so i can go 150 and not spill my caviar.
>>14043255
>>14047104
Think your bones will all be broken by the end due to the vibrations.
>>14043295
Not bumpy at all, just hilly, and not really a problem.
1970 Monte Carlo SS 454 swapped with an LSX 454 and a 6-speed manual.
>>14046425
>>14043516
>torque per HP
That literally means "how shit we are at building an engine that can rev
The obvious answer...
Obviously
>>14046224
Challenger hellcat top speed: 199mph
Charger hellcat top speed: 204mph
Get sedan'd son
>>14043283
>177mph
Not with an aero kit, I hope
I choose the king of the wangan
>>14043255
All of them
High rpm in 6th gear.
>>14048096
Doesn't look the part tho.
Wearing a cowboy hat, matching duster, and mother-fucking aviator shades.
Hopper a best.
>>14044613
th1s t6h f4m
>>14045121
>anything imaginable to your mind
>picks a supra
Smh desu senpai
>>14043255
The only logical choice
https://youtu.be/qe6NnHFyoZI
Ferrari F40
>>14044654
Is that the one airing on NBC, or did the fucking movie finally come out and I didn't get the memo? At any rate, I'm horribly out of touch with the medias, so no.
>>14048127
>199 miles an hour
That's it?
D-demon Zeto?
>Wangan Midnight theme plays
How has this not been posted yet
>>14043255
LQ1 powered Pontiac Fiero
>dat 7000 RPM screamer of a V6
this or the Bentley mulsanne
>>14047427
muh nigga
>>14048641
Because there's no corners in that pic.
>>14043372
my nigga
>you will never go out a legend
>>14043378
fuck off he was talking about the superior film
>>14048641
They top out at about 220km/h because they have low gear ratio's, that car would much rather a road like this.
since I am too much of a pussy, probably a GTR to have the feeling of more control at such high speeds.
>>14043255
Where might be that road? Anyone?
>>14049108
I think its the Nullabor.
>146 kilometer straight
>>14043255
>>14046363
your big brother checking in
>>14046425
No torque no power.
Do you enjoy your Linear 149HP slow wagon?
>>14048234
Pretty much this. The Challenger looks fucking savage. The Charger looks like an old mans grocery getter.
>>14043255
The Koenigsegg One:1 is the only correct choice.
Run with the bulls.
>>14049353
Aren't the Holden GTS and Pontiac G8 exactly the same, apart from styling and the side of the steering wheel?
>>14043255
Hayabusa
>>14050070
Oh shit I forgot about those.
>>14043516
have you ever driven a truly nice and comfortable car like the S class mercedes or BMW 7 series
because the saab isnt more comfortable than an audi a4
>>14048072
why worst of the german big 3? a mercedes or bmw would have been much better
>>14050070
>dat aero
dick status: muh
>>14049353
they're both GM also, and ya they're pretty Much the same thing
busa
Honestly? Probably my 03 Civic Hybrid. Poor thing deserves to feel 100 before I hand it down to my sister.
>>14045153
what the hell is under that hood. i want to know ;~;
>>14047359
Hills become ramps when you go fast enough. Ever noticed how the Autobahn is flat? And so is every surface for speed record attempts?
V12 Vantage S
>>14043283
Why? You want a car with minimal downforce for this road. Snek is fast around a track because he's slow in a straight line
>>14051046
retired nascar engine
>>14043366
Same here. Here is my ride m8. Also nice Spoofy shrek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk
![1971-lamborghini-miura-p400-sv-23[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qiXU37c.jpg "1971-lamborghini-miura-p400-sv-23[1].jpg")
Or...
![blog_04202012_jaguar_xj220_1_popup[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VSCW7zg.jpg "blog_04202012_jaguar_xj220_1_popup[1].jpg")
>>14051205
that exhuast sound :)
>>14043298
Then go faster grandma
Tesla Model S with autopilot.
So I can shitpost on /o/ all the wrecks I pass by.
It's better to drive a slow car fast etc etc you know the drill
>>14043255
Piaggio APE and just transport coke
How fast can it go, I wonder.
>>14043306
you will live for a grand total of twelve seconds, of wich you will spend at least seven while airborne
10/10, would drive again
>>14044364
It didn't have that. The new contender was planned to have one, but now uses a Jaguar F-type engine
>>14045605
This with straight cut gears please
>>14051282
this one wins
just listen to dat 12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpvrRB79koU
this car was literally made for such highways like in OPs pic
>>14043306
Very interesting choice. I really wouldn't dare to do that though. Good luck my friend, good luck.
>>14051094
R07 ?
I like Big Blocks
and I cannot lie
None other than my baby, with a few mods of course..
-Fully restored
-Put in the 730 V12 from the R129s and literally the fucking Zonda
-Twin turbo
-Lower with full race suspension
-CLK lightweight wheels
-High speed tires and brakes
-Euro lights for muh aero
Fuck yes...Be behind a fucking massive V12 that redlines at 7500 that you could balance a coin on while going surely far over 200MPH in one of the most aerodynamic cars of its time and remains impressive to this day
>>14043474
>>14052540
I used to own a 92 400E (this aint it)
>>14043255
Boosted SW20
Lifted jeep wrangler.
>>14051054
Any car with stiff enough suspension and performance tires can rip through that road with no problem. Smooth asphalt and small hills are not really a concern.
>>14043420
>>14043437
>>14043474
>>14043581
>>14043681
>>14044705
>>14046400
>>14046330
>>14048072
>>14051350
>>14052559
>>14052540
official list of only non-retards in this thread. Everyone else is retard
anyone of these bad motherfuckers
>>14043255
Vector W8 with 93 Octane Fuel and boost option set to maximum for 1200 hp of twin turbo v8 glory
>>14053328
where are the daytonas, the CSXs, the omnis, the RAMPAGES BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk
ok, no cops, but can I at least get a bruce willis
Plot twist: this is the police car in pursuit.
>>14044611
I lold
>>14053662
And? I could keep gunning it until it's out of gas.
>>14053688
and youd be taken out of commission before you could even finish typing that post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAz41EyRzKA
>>14053532
lol
>>14053500
this versus this
>>14053662
would be interesting
they have a very similar top speed
Vector: 242 mph
Bugatti: 265 mph
>>14043255
Straight road... gross. I'd rather have someone drive me and enjoy the scenery. Comfy targa-top or convertible would be appropriate. And maybe something slow so wind noise wouldn't be so bad.
1994 Dodge Dakota Sport 4x4, V6
>>14043255
SL600 - because comfort matters
>>14048477
the only true answer
>>14054074
>>14048477
why not double it?
Of course I would pick the Challenger Hellcat. That thing has some serious tits
A Pegassi Zentorno
>>14043255
trubro ls1 with a t56 in a vx dunnydoor
Koenigsegg one:1 all day.
>>14048699
Brabus ruins everything they touch. So gay designs they do.
>>14043255
McLaren F1
>>14055666
>666
Nice trips mahn
Last time I topped this thing out was 9 years ago.
Probably need to again because motor/driveline mods since last time.
>>14045153
So MEATY.
>>14055854
careful you dont want to get a ticket for 10 over
>>14044540
This, yes it was a typo. Have you seen a Mexican slam it? It's like they're natural race car mans
![Banks-TypeR_track1lg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ykm6Jiu.jpg "Banks-TypeR_track1lg[1].jpg")
Cops can't catch me anyway.
>>14055666
Brabus desings are very hit or miss tбh
you have the jaw brace Rockets and sandnigger G-classes but every once in a while they come up with something coherent like the AMG GT
>>14056236
kek
>>14055549
>wow
>so alternative
>much fun
>>14043255
Veyron.
>>14043516
> more torque per hp
why is this a desirable metric
>>14043255
Corny Eggs Regera, because if you're going to drive exclusively on a straight line, you may as well go for the car that's aimed only at that.
>>14043389
This anon knows
>>14043255
Prepare yourselves for destruction losers
Carrera Panamericana vibes at 180mph
>>14045680
Photoshop them open.
>>14053987
all these "i drive for the aesthetic" edgelords
i mean having nice scenery every once in a while is important but if you the only reason you drive is for the scenery go buy yourself a yugo and put on your hipster beanie while you sip starbucks
>>14043255
Lamborghini Countach.. Bar none would gladly die in one.
>>14048477
>>14054074
>>14054106
This bitch was born to run!
>>14058334
>that bumper
o shit nigger what are you doing
>>14058370
the sign of FREEDOM
