Car stereotypes thread
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Here are some of the stereotypes I have noticed.
Buicks- old fucks who cant drive for shit, usually found going at least 10 under.
Honda Civics- Rice boys and poor fucks
Geo Metro- Really poor fucks
BMW's- e46 and later- complete asshats. E30's and 36's usually owned by enthusiasts.
Chrysler 300- Niggers or old people.
Miata- Automatic trans- clueless blonde chick. Manual miatas usually older women or enthusiasts.
Audi Q5 and Q7- Suburban MILFs
BMW X5/X3- Suburban DILFs
Land Rovers- Rich Assholes
Bentleys- Even Richer assholes
80's Land yachts, on donks- Niggers
Lifted Trucks and jeeps- Rednecks, frat boys, douchebags
Mini Vans- Oblivious right-leaning suburban parents, unlucky kids of those parents once they grow up and they have to get a car.
Subaru Outback/Forester- Lesbians, Hippies, Coloradans/Oregons/Vermonters, outdoorsy envirofags.
Subaru WRX, Lancer Evo- wannabe rally drivers, older twentysomething with a nice job who hasnt quite lost his enthusiasm for sports cars but has grown out of the shitty craigslist tuner game
AE86, 240SX- Wannabe drifters
Newer american cars excluding trucks- people who obviously do not know shit and never did their research about cars.
Toyota corolla/camry - Regular fucking people
Saabs- Hipsters
French Cars- Hipsters
Old Volvos- Hipsters
New Volvos- Modern, stylish, urban/suburban types, usually upper middle class
Scion- young people with a regular job
Porsches- Old retired lawyers
Kias- Boring white people
Priuses- Self-absorbed, haughty envirofags.
>>14030612
>old volvos
Enthusiasts.*
>miatas
Acne covered 20yr olds
>subaru outback/forester
People who are new to cars and dont understand drivetrains or why the fuck are my pistons going the wrong way
>>14030612
I own a 2015 Cadillac Escalade. What does that say about me?
>BMW's- e46 and later- complete asshats. E30's and 36's usually owned by enthusiasts.
Shit, I own an E32 BMW and ain't a big fan of BMW's, especially once I had the misfortune of owning one.
>Chrysler 300- Niggers or old people.
Also, I'm white and young
>>14030720
>why are everybody else's pistons going the wrong way?
FTFY
>>14030765
You are a rich white suburbanite.
When you get tired of it and get a new one, twenty niggers will own it and have it repossessed before it dies a clunking death.
Guessing op owns either, an E30/6, old Miata, or newer Volvo.
>>14030765
either a richfag or a well to do nigger
>>14030812
Op here. I own a 2007 Accord, 2016 Forester, and a 1997 S13 for my project car.
The accord was given to me for free by my parents when they got a new car. The Forester was bought once I graduated. I bought the S14 from some nigger.
I am not a lesbian or envirofag, I just need something that can work in heavy snow.
>>14030784
>>14030822
LOL too spot on... damn. Actually it's the family car for my wife
>>14030852
Not bad. No shit, I would take an escalade any day.
>>14030847
I get around fine in heavy snow in a pos Corolla, get gud fagget.
>>14030888
OP'd rather get boned in the ass by his gaybro in the back of their durrester.
>>14030847
>I just need something that can work in heavy snow
so get fucking snow tires, you're a hipster piece of shit desu
>>14030765
you over payed for a GM shitheap
>>14030612
2000 xj8
Pls humiliate me /o/
>>14030612
1993 Acura Integra ?
>>14031438
You probably wear a flat billed hat and want the latest Jordan's.
Also 10'' sub in the trunk.
>>14031490
what
>>14030612
I saw a woman drving a sliver Miata. I thought it was an auto until we both came to same stop light. Light turned green and she stalled it. I couldn't stop laughing.
Humiliate me taking orders mache alles
FD RX7, do your worst
>>14031490
stupid loser detected
