>he doesn't drive a 3 cylinder or 4 cylinder engine
>>14019998
this
gm simply can't compete
Have an old as picture of my previous vehicles
11mpg reporting in
>>14020006
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Corvette vs. GT-R post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Motor Trend comparison, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a car. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic furfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "CORVETTE GT-R GM GM GT-R FORD CORVETTE" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be. Forever.
>>14020170
>being this new
>>14020099
8mpg reporting in
>>14019998
Poor Maude.
>>14020221
now thats an entirely different kind of cool
>>14020170
Not popular, notorious.
>>14020221
WITNESSED
16 mpg reporting in
WITNESS ME BROTHERS LONG LIVE THE V8 LONG LIVE JOE IMMORTAN
>>14020221
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>>14022781
>mpg of an 8
>power of a 3
America is truly great
>>14022781
>Power of an I4
>Fuel economy of a V8
But I do drive a straight 4. It has all the power of an I4 and the fuel economy of a V8.
>>14022807
:^) veeyate son
i love driving this thing so heavy and underpowered its great I dont even care about the fuel economy because it makes peoppe mad as fuck
Who sub 12mpg real American
>>14022832
>crown vic
>make people mad as fuck
literally nobody even notices your car
>>14022826
underated
>tfw I4
>tfw you wish you had a V6
>>14022845
>Be on the watch for pigs, they're on the watch for us
I notice every CVPI, Impala, Explorer, Charger, and Mustang on the road
>>14022833
>priding yourself in pointless wastefulness
Truly a model American.
>>14022882
Where the fuck are you living that they're driving Mustangs? I do the same for the rest, though. They're driving new Tauruses now too so I'd watch out for those.
>>14022883
>Not needing a HD truck everyday
Does your boyfriend at least have a real job?
>>14022890
>priding yourself in doing uneducated odd manual labor here and there for a living
Do you even have a real job or is hauling junk around for chump change all you do?
>>14022887
I95 in ME is patrolled by (in order of freq) Mustangs, Suburbans, Chargers, Explorers, and rarely red Marauders.
Our universities have Taurusi now
>>14022897
Self employed masterrace
Have fun being a poor wagekuk doing the same shit everyday
19mpg reporting in.
I might as well get a v8 if I'm gonna get the mileage of one.
~10mpg reporting in.
>>14020221
Witnessed.
