What does it take to get a badass car?
I'm 20, 6'4, super fit, got unique features, everyone is always admiring me BUT I just hate everyone. I just want something cold and beautiful, to feel happy
I have health insurance, maybe I can get free adderall to sell? Then I can sell my old car, do pizza delivery with it, keep to myself and my head down till I have my baby. I don't know.
>>14012520
What does it take to become a supreme faggot like you?
>What does it take to get a badass car
A job that isn't delivering pizzas.
By having a job, browsing craigslist daily with 1974 in the max year field and v8 in the search bar
>>14012535
Get heartbroken, have shit childhood, be angry at the world, be young etc
>>14012520
Selling drugs is definitely the right approach. If you live in a college town, get down on some Adderall especially.
Or you could just steal the car you want. It will definitely be faster. You could have your dream car tonight!
Either way, I'm sure both options will lead to happiness and fulfillment.
>>14012520
>I have health insurance, maybe I can get free adderall to sell?
I don't think you have health insurance.
>>14012547
I don't really have another option, not done with college yet
>>14012520
spare me the blog posts m8
>>14012549
>20
>young
LOL!
>>14012552
My mom is rich and works for a big company, of course I do.
>>14012563
It's young in America at least, where you have to struggle for everything super slowly
>>14012520
hello is this faceb/oo/k
>>14012520
Pic unrelated.
Get a good job, save up some money, get a good car. The end.
>>14012547
Dude I average around $20 an hour delivering pizza, it's not a bad job
>>14016522
Work more hours, then. Save up all that disposable income for a down payment and finance a car.
Have your rich mother cosign, so that if you fuck up, she'll have to pick up the slack. Or you could kiss her ass and have her buy you a car outright.
If you're going to be a privileged fuck, go whole hog. Who cares? You already hate people, their opinions won't matter to you.
>>14016586
Oh btw I wasn't OP
>>14016672
Well, then. Where do you deliver? Because $20/hr is no joke.
>>14016693
I work for Dominos in Southern British Columbia. There's a bunch of rich old fucks here that consistently give $5+ tips haha all I usually do is compliment their house or car or some shit and they always tip extra.
>>14016522
>>14017340
It doesnt matter if you make $80 an hour in tips,
they're going to make fun of you.
>>14012520
>What does it take to get a badass car?
At least 8 cylinders and RWD.
Im 18 and I've had 2 badass cars an SUV and a badass truck maybe you should have more money and more motor skills in your family?
>>14017398
Things your parents own don't count.
They're out there for cheap if you're willing to look and be patient.
>>14017415
thats pathetic, not bad ass
>>14017367
Who's going to make fun of me?
>>14016522
$20/hour isnt really that good dude.
wear and tear on vehicle, gas, etc. etc. its pretty shit compared to someone who makes $20/hour at a desk job or something similar.
>>14017409
>implying they aren't in my name
>implying I don't drive them whenever I want
>implying I didn't buy one of the cars and the body for the truck
>implying your broke ass knows me.
Shit you can't even see me unless I happen to be getting gas in your city bruh. And you better be looking sick low all my whips scrape and clip bro.
>>14017419
All comes down to personal taste.
There are some very nice 90s muscle cars out there, like the Impala SS and some models of the Camaro.
>>14017434
I'm 18 in college so it's a pretty sweet deal imo. Also my shifts usually start at 4:30 which matches up with school well.
>>14017435
lol
I saw a security guard at safeway with an F-type before
>>14017367
You're actually the fucking gayest namefag here
>>14017481
no fuck you
Finish school and get a job. Then buy a car you can afford when you can actually afford one. Also, a car dosent have to be expensive to be attractive. Take something and invest time in it and you have something you truly admire and have built a relationship with over time as opposed to buying something expensive you got as is and having it lose its initial appeal in a matter of months, leaving you with a hug bill you have to pay for years.
This lesson applies to everything else in life aswell. Cultivate and apply experience and experiences, kiddo.
>>14017481
>not Stolen Recaros
