[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/
Winter Edition
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>Motorcycle Pictures and Webms.
>/dbt/ map, fight, fuck, drink.
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...Previously on DBT...
>14003736
first for why is my lenovo not allowing me to choose files and is glitching super hard.
>>14006519
Go get a grom then!
FIRST!!! woop woop woop... Err.. motorcycle is in the shed for the winter because it is cold outside where I live
>>14006525
>being a phone fag
>>14006530
im impoverished and not dark enough to get gubmant moniez
>>14006532
lenovo is a laptop m8. Ideapad y510p
>>14006550
you use a laptop as a phone? what a faggot.
>>14006547
Why would you want a 125 pit bike any way?
>>14006571
what the fuck are you talking about
>>14006572
Not him but Groms are tons of fun. Limits so low you can knee drag around your neighborhood streets. and have an absolute blast on mountain roads at speeds that aren't going to kill you.
>>14006575
dont change the subject, it alters the meaning faggot.
>>14006582
For 3k I will just get a Craig's list shitbike.
>>14006589
I need computer help, and you are saying that a computer is a phone. why.
>>14006592
bikes are overpriced as fuck where i am. new groms start at about 3800 and go on up to about 4500 stock. With mods they can hit 10k. even used ones are hard to find under 3k.
Till then...still no grom.
>>14006608
>I'll find a cheap one some day
>Till then
never lost a whole sentence before.
I have a shitty white Bilt helmet than I want do do something with.
Can't sell it, Can't trade it in. the thing is unused, I got it for free at a MSF course.
Who here has a rotopax?
What is it like living in a country where you can not ride your baiku all year round guys?
>>14006608
Where in the hell do you live?
Seriously, they can't give them away down here in Florida.
>>14006625
Going to take a wild guess and say no one that looks like hipster shit.
>>14006602
Nigga you said your phone was broken. Then you said you used your laptop as a phone. Now you dont? Do you even have a phone? WTF is wrong with you?
>>14006635
Feels good m8
Only downside is in the summer i sweat like mad in my leathers.
>>14006651
>first for why is my lenovo not allowing me to choose files and is glitching super hard.
is what I posted.
>>14006623
I also have a shitty helmet and Im thinking about having it painted. But I still cant decide betwen a Lawson or Mamola replica
>>14006659
nice back pedaling faggot.
>>14006623
Paint it.
Donate it to a local thrift store. (not goodwill or salvation army)
Throw it at a cop.
Keep it incase you ever get a friend that needs one.
>>14006667
I don't get why you are kekposting so hard.
>>14006674
>Throw it at a cop.
Do you want the cop to blast him from a Beeemah?
>>14006652
To be fair heat waves over here can be fucking brutal.
>>14006636
>florida
That would be a hell of a ride back for me.
I'll check it out.
It was legitimately nice today.
>tfw mildly dank ride to class.
Any of you go on a dank ride today?
I miss those days
:(
>>14006676
If your phone is broken how do you keep posting?
>>14006674
I was keeping it as a Passenger helmet but then was given a full face bilt by a friend. So now it's just taking up space, Going to paint it up.
>Got Camaro back together
>Brakes working
>Finally seems to not be leaking anywhere
>But the brake pedal feels like it bottoms out
Motorcycles>cars to be quite fucking honest
>>14006697
because I am on my laptop? I just can't upload images. also my phone isn't broken m8
>>14006701
Do you like in a closet? How much space can it take up?
>>14006685
You don't say...
How is the riding out there?
>>14006691
>Any of you go on a dank ride today?
No, because i got flue, also does "dank" mean killing girls?
>>14006706
So your phone isnt broken? Why you wasting my time like this faggot.
>>14006719
I honestly have no idea what you are talking about at all, and I can't even post bike pictures to make up for it.
>>14006712
Figure of speech. I Have my daily helmet, My track helmet, The 3/4 bilt, and a full face bilt.
>>14006704
sell car for more bikes
>>14006723
you click browse and select a pic faggot. damn you dumb.
>>14006713
Bretty good atm
>>14006730
Sounds like you are a fucking faggot, just like kkk.
>>14006749
It seems to have pushbike tyres, i imagine it would corner like one.
>>14006747
I always wanted to visit and ride in Australia. Seems like there would be a good balance of twisties and nice long roads to nowhere.
Down here there are very few roads that aren't straight, no mountains, and track day once a month is $300 plus expenses.
>>14006781
Sounds like you are the noboke who can not shut the fuck up about kkk, go suck his dick already you bloody poofter.
>>14006781
English isn't your first language is it?
>>14006731
Wife would never let me sell that car.
>>14006782
>i imagine it would corner like one
rapid transition with steady grip loss
>>14006808
sell wife for more bikes
>>14006793
Sounds like you got pretty mad about my shitposting, Kek.
>>14006802
Why?
>>14006790
It is pretty much the complete opposite where i live, this is one of the longest straights i can safely hoon my bike on near me lol
Also track days here are pretty much days at the Phillip island race track, $230 for a day pass (The moto GP race track track)
>>14006825
Call it a hunch
>>14006716
No dank does not mean that.
>>14006825
Im not mad i am just baffled by the fact that you still want his dick in and around the inside of your mouth. Why do you talk about him so much?
>>14006793
I bet this is KKK posting anonymously.
>>14006815
His wife is too fucking cool for that.
>read Canadian mil postan last thread
I met some Canadian dudes in Kandhar. Top-notch. Squared away, smart, yet chill. And one guy had a legitimately epic mustache. Too bad your country is so intent on, "MILITRY IZ BAD! TURRISMS ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. WEED AND FREE STUFF FOR EVERYONE!!1" Kind of like California DESU, except you guys have more French-speakers.
>>14006858
I don't think he is actually capable of posting as anon anymore.
>>14006836
Confirmed for moving to kangaland!
I hear the women aren't to bad looking either. Rumor around my m8s who got stationed over there was a lot of the guys treat the women like shit. Then again, that might just be women in general. It was a decade ago..
>>14006852
>implying it's always the same anon.
I havent posted in like 2 weeks and all i know is that a lot of anons dont like him, the only ones that like him are trips and newfags, personaly i dont care, but i do like to shitpost once in a while.
>>14006869
this.
>>14006884
>>14006869
>I don't think he is actually capable of posting as anon anymore.
>once you go full tripfag you never go back
>>14006871
We treat women equally over here to be honest, I suppose that could be seen as treating them badly but anything women get men get just as bad, Australia is just the land of banter.
>>14006884
Perhaps you can be more careful when you post, though. Might help you avoiding situations where everyone wants to stab you in the throat with a shovel. :)
<3 xoxox
>>14006906
Hey kkk is good value for money considering we pay nothing to see him be a goon.
>>14006863
>Not wanting free stuff
Ok I just want free healthcare
>>14006897
Well I'll keep it in mind as some place to flee the Stu-pocalypse after next November. Shame about the gun thing though.
>>14006921
Want to know a secret? [secrets]it's not free[/secrets]
>>14006921
free healthcare would be quite dank
>>14006919
ok you got me lol
>>14006906
>do not touch the triomm
I have people in my family that say trim like that. Sometimes, being from the South is fun.
>shovel
I think there are better people to shovelstab. Plenty of Muslim heretics who commit atrocities in the name of a religion they've perverted.
>>14006921
What I mean is stipends for basically being a cancer on society. Kind of like "disabled people" who're only disabled because they keep their genetics in the fridge, which is the only thing they have the motivation to move around for.
DR should be done tomorrow or Thursday. Hype.
>>14006921
I would be cool if you could control the bike from the sidecar.
>>14006936
Ok, I want single payer healthcare.
>>14006931
The gun thing is fine in my opinion, No fuckwits are allowed to get a gun, No machine guns for school shooters to use killing 30 people within a few minutes and a gun on the black market cost more than a house deposit so dumb fucks don't get illegal ones.
If i am not mistaken there are a million more legally owned guns in Australia today than there were guns at all in Australia in 1996
What's up dbt.
No work tmrw so ima be drinking all night. Woo-hoo
So where do I get a /dbt/ sticker for my baiku?
>>14006966
Gonna be looking at houses tomorrow. Got six on my list. Lube haus teim.
>>14006963
I collect old war rifles and pistols any way. Not exactly mass murder material, well unless you count the Mauser :3
>>14006971
That kerning is just awful.
>>14006975
Ohhh, sounds exciting.
I have fuck all to do besides play battlefront and drunkenly order pizza
>>14006978
Ayyy
Got me an old 8mm Mauser
>>14006978
dem rifles would require a Cat C (Self-loading rimfire rifles holding 10 or fewer rounds and pump-action or self-loading shotguns holding 5 or fewer rounds.) license and the hand guns a cat H license , its just really silly guns like assault rifles and shot guns that hold like 20 shells that are banned.
>>14006995
>tfw got Forza 6 yesterday
>all I did today was vidya
noice.
>>14006995
>tfw no Battlefront
Fuck having to pay for online play, I wanted to get a PS4
>>14007012
get a gaymen pc
>>14007008
Well I have a couple semi auto rifles too, but not particularly attached to them. They don't have any real history to me. Just a generic AK and a kit built M4.
>>14007012
Battlefront is shit, don't, take away the star wars music, storm troopers and sound effects and you have a shitty mmo fps that only has like 10 maps and 12 guns that are hardly different from eachother, you would literally have more fun with the new call of duty.
Idk why people are still buying games from EA....
Hey guise. Do 2012-2016 KTM 450 decal kits fit 2012-2016 KTM 500?
>>14007029
I don't have the energy nor money to keep up with PC gaming.
>>14006971
Dutch R65 guy made the last batch. Don't know if he has any left since he made them to order. BSG would probably make them for you too if you really want some.
>>14007012
I had an XB1 for less than a week before I traded it back in for a ps4. That system was gimp as fuck
>>14006978
>>14007002
Got a lee enfield and a mauser. Dont know why but I love shooting Mausers more than anything else.
>>14007032
Yeah strayans are scared of ak's and what not ever since port arther, A cray cray mother fucker with an ak47 killed 35 people and wounded 23, that and the 15 or so massacres in the 17 years prior to that one is why we have strict gun laws now, stopped the mass shooting thing, hasnt been one since 1996 unless you include murder suicides.
>>14007034
>so much butthurt
Its just a game young lass
>>14007041
I built a $1.2k pc like 4 years ago and I'm still using it today to play shit like fallout 4 and witcher 3
if you do your research your shit can last (also pirate gaymes)
>>14007045
Yeah the Xbone sucks. My buddy had one I played a few times. Didn't like any of the games for it either, even 5za.
>>14007034
I just want to play Battlefield without having to pay for Xbox Live.
>>14007012
it pays for itself in two months. just do it. Plus gives out plenty of fun games.
>>14007063
This.
I spent about the same 3-4 years ago and have no issues with current games.
>>14007061
There is not even a single player campaign lol, its literally call of duty with less guns and no shitty story mode to play when you get sick of 12 year olds killing you then saying "fuked ur mum" which is making me think she is a pedophile.
>>14007063
Yeah i built my gaming PC back in 2008 and it only just blew up like a month ago, in saying that it only needs a new graphics card and she will be sweet for fallout 4 again.
>>14007046
DESU i like the enfield more than the k98, something about doing a mad minuet at the range next to all the new shiny rifles and beating them is fucking hilarious.
Either way The criteria for places to move if America goes tits up after the elections are.
>Decent motorcycling areas
>Speaks Engrish
>Not ruled by feminists
>The less Orwellian the better
>>14007085
You can solve this problem by just not buying it. Nobody cares about your shit opinion because you suck at video games
>>14007058
Yeah, the bullshit statistic about 300+ mass shootings in america is because they DO classify murder suicides. any shooting that kills or wounds 4 people including the shooter is classed as "mass"
Not any better, just disingenuous.
>>14007075
>>14007063
>>14007079
I think I'll just invest in some N64 games. It's too expensive to keep up with any of the new shit. Plus all the DLC and shit they want you to pay for. Greedy fucks.
>Still using this computer
>>14007099
Why the fuck did it change To be Honest to Desu?
>>14007119
God damn last week i fell into a fallout4 hole and didn't come up for air for 2 days.
Now I am trying to get the glitch ending where you don't destroy the brotherhood or the railroad.
>>14007063
>>14007041
I built a PC for like $600 over 4 years ago. I still use it, but the most modern game I have is GTAV.
The worst part is that developers and networks refuse to work together so things become more annoying than with a console. For example, to play GTA I have to
>choose to launch the game
>steam launches
>I have to log onto steam (its automatic but it still takes a minute because slow internet)
>steam launches the game
>just kidding it launches the Rockstar Social Club GTAV launches
>have to wait while that loads and logs me in
>finally launches the game
really, rockstar?
>>14007122
Word filters put in place to stop everyone from spewing black twitter meme bullshit.
Don't type like a stupid nig and you'll be fine.
>>14007145
B I X N O O D
Mother fucker
>>14007113
In saying that one of the worst mass murders in modern history was in Australia in 2009 (135 people murdered) it just wasnt done with guns, they used a fire storm.
Just imagine a 50ft tall wall of fire that was moving at over 100km/h.
>>14006995
Yeah, I'm pretty stoked. It's going to take like 45 frigging days once I say, "yeah, I want that one" to actually close and move in. Some new regs or other out here.
>>14007041
m8 I have an almost 5-year-old i7. I feed it a video card every 2 years or so, just an upper midrange one, and I'm doing fine. I don't need to do 4k or any crazy high resolution like that, so it works rather well.
>>14007169
Mother of god...
>>14007176
>>14007136
>>14007134
Rather just spend a couple hundred on a home server and spend what I don't on motorcycle/car/instrument stuff.
>>14007187
god damn picture for ants...
>>14007192
Oh, and guns
>>14007193
Yeah it was fairly fucking terrible if i am completely honest, i helped fight the fires and there was simply nothing we could do to stop it or help some people.
Entire towns just gone... people died because they under estimated it and thought they could save their houses :(
>>14007176
That's a long ass time to move into a new house. Fuuuuuck
>>14007217
And his was caused by someone setting the fire?
>>14007254
Yeah. Inspections, and processes, and etc. Renting, I could move in a place pretty much now, but I'm done with that mess. I just want a place of my own, actually get what I pay for, build credit/equity/etc. If I want to have oil stains in my driveway, I can do so without it coming out of a deposit somewhere for some overpriced contractor, etc.
>>14007286
Make sure there's no HOA!
>>14007277
Yep, in the middle of a 40+C heatwave and on a day with 100km/h winds he lit the fire specifically to cause a bush fire.
>>14007277
Hipsters and their cafe racers, kek
>>14007286
I feel you man. Will best of luck with the new place. Having good credit is the shut man.
>>14007303
Stop being a hater nobikes
>>14006971
Where to get sticker
>>14007303
Do u even cafe racer m8?
>smashing the togue
>police are coming the other way and see you
>turn on siren and lights
Do you stop for them?
>>14007333
WOT so hard your speedo breaks.
>>14007297
Fuck that noise. I shouldn't have to worry about it considering the price range I'm looking at (110k or less). I don't want to deal with some gussied-up, menopausal, neurotic woman driving a Lexus crossover telling me I can't work on my car, truck, or motorcycle in my own goddamn driveway.
>>14007306
Yeah, and mine would be fantastic right now if my dad hadn't stolen from the joint account we had when I was younger. He stole such that I wasn't able to pay my truck and student loan notes a couple of times. Now he's in somewhat bad health and of course is super regretful and wants me to talk to him. I'm having a hard time reconciling that.
>>14007303
Naked bikes are not cafe racers...
>>14007333
No, by time i go past them im already doing 150km/h and by time they turn around im gone.
>>14007302
hang the bastard hang em high!
>>14007346
>that bike
>not a decepticon
Really bad disguise, m8.
>>14007346
New cb1100r now theres a cafe racer hipster mobile.
Is it bad that i want one?
>>14007346
God i love this thing the more I look at it.
I can't justify buying a band new liter bike, let alone a naked liter bike, but this looks like a motherfucking decepticon.
>>14007343
Thats a hard ass struggle man. Can't say I know that feeling but I'm sure it's rough as fuck.
>>14007357
Nah, its one of the classiest production bikes around today.
>>14007343
We're trying for around $150k with a 200k max.
There's a place that is on 4 something acres with a mancave/3 car garage built on it and a guest house that I really want to look at. Wife was skeptical because the main house is a manufactured home. I told her we could live in it while we save up then live in the guest house while we built another house in it's place. I just want some land
>>14007356
Robots in bad disguise m8
Is it dank?
>>14007365
>classy
You best be ruseing nigga
Are Ducati Hypermotards and Aprilia Dorsoduros considered supermotos?
Which would you get out of the two and why?
>>14007357
Looks very minimalist. Sort of reminds me of the old bikes they used in the first mad max.
>>14007362
I haven't spoken to him in about 7 years. I've been occasionally exchanging emails for about a year and a half now. He could never do wrong, and now he's realizing how big his mistakes were. It's shitty all-'round.
>>14007368
Plenty of land to be had if you look hard enough. Best of luck with it, man. The real estate market is full of goddamn snakes and thieves out there, fair warning.
>>14007385
How do you not see it as classy?
Look how clean that frame is, the body is so well rounded and contoured, even the engine and its layout are super clean and minimal.
That whole bike is gorgeous front to back. Thats classy as it comes.
>>14007394
waiting for this time to happen so I can join a motorcycle gang and have a cool name.
>>14007394
Its the new cb1100r though i think they are going to bring it out as a 900 with 120bhp instead of an 1100 with 160ish
What's the story on the firestorm?
>>14007405
First comes the oil wars, then the great machines of war, spent sit idle while governments collapse. then the water wars and people flee to the rural parts of the country, desperate to scratch a living out of this blighted land. And lastly the pocky-clypse.. when the bombs fall and the cities of man are laid to ruin, the only thing left is the road and the wasteland, scavenging for the last drops of petrol.
A white line nightmare my friend, bring it on.
>>14007422
If you are really interested a long video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqvzOj9l5s
If you a little bit interested a short one
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmG5kQBsOpg
>>14007402
Yeah I know that's why I'm procrastinating really getting into it kek. We need to get on it though since our lease will be up in May
>>14007455
Thanks for the work, m8.
>>14007457
Nicely packed. Get to looking sooner rather than later, bruv. Might just find a steal during the winter. Prices apparently tend to creep up in spring.
>>14006963
American here
You're misinformed and mislead as fuck
You're also not an American, don't understand the problem, don't understand the facts and should shut your damn mouth condemning American policies.
99.99135% of "scary assault rifles" in the US are never involved in murders
The weapons used most for murder are
1)Unlisted blunt trauma, assumed baseball bat
2) Serial number destroyed throwaway pistols in .32acp or .38sp most of which are stolen
3) Knives
so fuck off.
>>14007403
So where do you buy your Fedoras at anyway?
>>14007488
Same store that sells the magnifying glass you need to find your dick.
>>14007357
I would buy this hard. As an owner of an 03 z1000 I desperately want this kit but alas am not in germany
>>14007496
Don't change the fact that bike is hipster as fuck
>>14007487
Talk about getting triggered...
>>14007487
That's a beefy skidplate
>>14007496
#shotsfired
>>14007487
I never said anything about america..... our gun laws wouldnt work over there because mexico would always have a big supply of guns for the black market. Not to mention the fact that our government actually bought back the guns they banned, there are like 280 million guns in america that would cost the government an absolute fortune.
>>14007496
KEK!
>>14007390
Pls help
>>14007487
Yes I'm, an american too. And yeah murders mostly go with blunt object, handgun, knives, poison... and so on down the list.
I think it is more that our mental health system is fucking broken. Hell preventative care in america is really broken. And if you want the day to day shit like gang violence, robbery, home invasions, that has more to do with low income classes and poverty populations clustered together.
If you're poor you are more likely to commit a crime. if you were raised around criminals, single mothers, the list goes on and on. There are laws on the books in the US that need to be enforced, not new laws that need to be made or outright bans.
But what works for Australia works for Australia, Not saying it will work here though.
>>14007506
Nah not a kit for a bike thats how the bikes come standard, my guess is they will be in the 20k range brand spankers.
>>14007536
I thought the CB1100R was abandoned in 2007
>>14007543
Its going to be a 900 now, if you can read what ever the fuck this says it has more info on it, i can't find the translation
>>14007526
>Aprilia Dorsoduro
Ducati are notoriously high maintenance. And the Aprilia you can find used for under 5k USD.
Then again if you're looking for a enduro bike BMW isn't bad either. Though people will immediately yell "pigfat bmw" Also their reputation for reliability is, questionable.
>>14007457
There is a dildo in there, I can sense it. Just kidding.
You ever get around to dirtbike camping?
>>14007563
I just noticed it looks worried with dat face, they should have made it a smile
>>14007563
that's fucking cool lol. it was such a great design.
I WANT BARI BARI LEGEND TRANSLATED
>>14006971
We should get some of those guys in the sticker thread to make us some DBT stickers.
>>14007618
Is that the manga where they race those gp500 bikes?
>>14007595
It has that apathetic wide open gaze of terror that is common in Asian horror.
>>14007651
STOP SPOILING IT YOU ASSHOLE
Some people dislike my additions...
>>14007575
No sir not enduro, just sumo
>>14007647
I've been hassling BSG to make some but as yet there's nothing in his store except a SEM sticker.
>>14007689
that cunt charges too much for stickers anyway. write dbt on a bit of dubt tape and put that on your bike. there ya go a sticker.
>>14007319
Down in the Valley
>>14007678
>dat electrical tape
>not using cable ties and attaching them to your mirrors
I like the sad look it has though. Makes for an interesting change.
>>14007696
He's one of the cheapest though...
>>14007678
Is this the scooter that derailed /dat/ and /dbt/ at the same time?
I like the antlers.
>>14007678
>>14007700
I'm trying to remember the last time I used electrical tape for anything.. Heat shrink and/or zip ties do everything electrical tape does, except...you know..better..
>>14007705
My idea is cheaper and you can make as many stickers as you want. do it faggot cover your bike in duct tape.
>>14007721
im gonna call you %2 instead of variable
>>14007678
He looks quite sad
>>14007721
Electrical tape is better for taping your phone to the handlebars of your bike
>terrible urge to buy a reindeer kit for my bike now
Stop posting this shit guys. I can't handle the memes.
>>14007721
Something about that spot in the picture gives me the creeps.
>>14007678
So original
>>14007754
Like the ghost child right in the middle?
>>14007707
yes, even amongst fellow Ausfags my shitposting is pretty impressive
I once derailed a something awful megathread for a week by using the word "whilst"
>>14007758
Hey, we need at least 12 of them to poll the sled
>>14007700
>attaching them to your mirrors
I might do that tomorrow, but i don;t want to lose viability, i've only been riding for like, two weeks now. So getting a real bike next year, CB250 naked honda sexiness
>>14007766
... the fire hydrant?
>>14007766
Nah for some reason im guessing the lighting it makes it look like something is outlined but not visible in a 2spooky4me way
>>14007790
Jesus christ dude..c'mon
>>14007758
>>14007785
I need to find some of these things to put on the DR and just brap around town making people smile.
>>14007769
I was in both threads asking for advice on a bike I was going to buy.
But holy shit once the scoot posting started there was no stopping.
>>14007804
Amazon m8
>>14007785
I think my 1200 can handle that.
>>14007827
M8 do you have any idea how heavy the dbt Santa's sleigh is?
>>14007721
People give me shit for my blurry pics but this is aids
>>14007805
Ausposters are shitposters ton the nth degree
>>14007827
I like the rear seat bit on it.
I also really love that Yamaha, it's a very cool looking bike
But we need 12 bikes plus a Rudolph at the front.
>>14006513
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI
I'm in Lakes entrance, Victoria, Australia. pls add me. Kymco Espresso 150
>>14007758
>>14007738
>>14007678
>>14007804
This has prank potential.
Walking outside to find someone sitting on your bike is rage-inducing, but...how mad would you really be if you walked outside to find antlers and a red nose zip-tied to your bike? :^)
>>14007864
Yeah the night mode sucks. I'll use a real camera instead of a potato next time.
>>14007794
Post more of that red babbu plz
>>14007886
10/10 idea
I found those antlers at the dollar store, I think I might go around zip tying them to peoples bikes.
>>14007886
If someone did that to my bike, I would laugh my ass off and enjoy. You know, Christmas cheer and all that.
>>14007883
>duct taped go pro
Here we go again
The most 4chan approved bike ever
>>14007912
Top kek.
>>14007911
not allowed to put it on my helmet, got a better solution coming in the mail. on the bike doesn't work well, too much vibration and more importantly can't see what i see
>>14007912
>calling a scoot a bike
>ever
>>14007883
>Victoria, Australia
do you wanna fight? because i dont like your shit scooter post on dbt.
>>14007904
Literally just got first bike last month. I usually just go on /k/ but have been lurking /dbt/ threads for a little while now.
>>14007938
I'm getting a real bike next year. and you really don't want to fight me
>>14007931
Where else are you meant to mount it besides your helmet? The cops do it so why can't we?
>>14007939
Very clean, congratulations man, enjoying it?
>>14007955
Heck yes, it's a blast. Wanted a bike for years but only finally made it a priority this year. The plastics aren't as clean as that garbage pic leads you to believe, but everything else is pretty solid. Gonna need tires real soon. It's been tipped over a few times and put down at what seems to be pretty low speed, but that's all cosmetic. Also needs a valve adjustment and/or carb cleaning by the way it idles, but other then that it's running like a champ. So far I added a front fender that was originally missing, put marker lights where the front reflectors used to go, and took the stupid flames off the sides.
>>14007950
they decided the laws meant something else, the laws didn't change, they are just being reinterpreted by the police.
helmet modifications are banned, but helmet accessories are not, they have decided that mounted cameras are not modifications to the helmet, not accessories anymore.
Laws are going to be changed to allow it, because this is retarded, but until them i've got some wide angle camera glasses in the mail so i can motovlog.
>>14007986
Pretty similar to mine, few plastic cracks, bends, scrapes, gonna give it a carb cleaning soonish, needed new tires as the PO's were bald, probably the oem tires, can we expect boring webms?
>>14008035
>but until them i've got some wide angle camera glasses in the mail so i can motovlog.
You're going to motovlog with camera glasses on a scooter? Sounds like you want to be the new meme king of DBT to me.
>>14008042
>can we expect boring webms?
I don't have an HD video camera, and I kinda don't really want to get one until I can find something tiny enough to mount inside my helmet rather than outside of it. I'm not crazy about having some big lumpy thing hanging off the side or stuck on top. Maybe some sort of camera that can fit on the front face of one of the cheekpads so the face shield and sun visor can still come down with clearance? I haven't found anything that small yet though. Mostly just been commuting to work or going on night rides while listening to synthwave.
>fucking hell this puppy is a timesuck
at least the weather has been total shit so im not missing much riding
>XR leaking fuel when petcock turned on
>Figure it's the float
>Pull bowl off carb and adjust float a bit
>Put back together
>Still leaking
Doggonnit
>>14008073
You'll look back fondly on all that time when the pup is full grown. It goes by quick.
>>14008073
Did you take him to the gun store? kek
>>14008068
Hmm, yeah never seen something like that, the lowest profile thing I can think of is a sony countour, either that or a drift ghost, I have a drift ghost-S and a sena 20s and really they don't produce drag, highest I've done with them both was 83mph and I didn't feel any different.
>>14006513
Daily reminder, that Dindu Nuffins have christmas too.
>>14008094
she goes everywhere with us, plus i know the owner pretty well and figured he wanted to see her too.
>>14008082
yeah, i know. the teenage months will be so much fun too. hoping she acclimates to bikes, i wanna make a special topbox for her to ride in
>>14008128
Did your shit get broken into? Goddamn!
>>14008128
This is the door the room I keep the bikes in.
Cops said it probably was a juvenile, since they they weren't smart enough to take the 200$ jack sitting outside.
>>14008140
Nothing was taken and they didn't get in.
Still gotta fix a door and look at getting a Surveillance system.
>>14008149
>>14008142
>>14008128
you need one of these on a motion activated system
>>14007487
A mass shooting for everyday of the year.
>>14008164
the hell
>>14008173
>mfw
>>14007790
LEWD
>>14008164
>dat ayy lmao face
>>14008164
AYY LMAOO
>>14007662
the mean guy dies at the end and they burn his bike
>>14006963
Whats worse is the fact that if you have a pistol licence, you are extremly more efficient at shooting than the police.
The police only shoot once a year to retest for pistol skills.
If you have a H licence you need to do a minimun of 6 shoots a year plus a few other things.
Its just stupid
>>14008163
But I wouldn't get the smell of roasted Dindu out of the house.
Also not looking to burn down the house.
>>14008171
sure, if you dont have a definition of what a mass shooting is and include bb guns like they are
>>14008171
>look guys, I can regurgitate CNN bullshit!
How cute.
The overwhelming majority of all gun violence in the US is caused by black gangs. What you idiots call a "mass shooting" is just gang members shoot at each other in the inner city.
Despite all of that violent crimes are decreasing while gun ownership has never been higher.
Check the UCR and stop talking out of your ass, or just move to North Korea since you obviously want to live in a statist totalitarian shithole.
>>14008197
dindu's are scared of fire, so it could just chase them out before going full broil
>>14008199
4 or more injured involving a gun.
Happy now retard
>>14007487
nice bike
>>14008173
>>14008173
Dude posted it here a while back. Took gf as passenger on bike, gave her his helmet. Rode on highway and got knocked off by a blind cager. Had his eyes sewn shut and a hole punched into his neck for breathing. Looks cool, don't it?
>itt cowards who cant defend themselves without guns
>>14008215
Work smarter not harder faggot.
>>14008078
>Go back out
>Turn gas on
>Doesn't leak
No idea what happened but I'll take it.
>>14008215
pls just stop, nobody cares
dbt has been off topic enough today
>>14008220
Keep telling yourself that, you small dicked faggot.
>>14008208
To come to the conclusion that there has been one mass shooting per day this year your definition includes the shooter being killed by police(meaning under 4 killed by the shooter), people getting hit by cars, people getting hurt falling down and being shot by BB guns ect.
>>14008206
>What you idiots call a "mass shooting" is just gang members shoot at each other in the inner city.
It probably should also be noted almost no "gang related" mass shootings make it to the national news networks like when white people go off the deep end.
Also ironically enough when a white officer shoots and kills a white kid, it doesn't make national news either.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/27/no-charges-for-south-carolina-officer-who-killed-teen-in-drug-bust/
>>14008224
I'll be sure to take a turn raping your wymns after I put a few holes in you :^)
>>14008221
But what if it's just luring you into a false sense of security? Then the next time you go out for a ride... FWOOOOOF! You're on fire, m8. Literally burnt your dick off. It ain't worth it.
Completely strip and rebuild the bike. It's the only way to be sure.
>>14008221
check for micro burrs on the needle or fibers on the seat and seal.
my blaster used to do it before i sanded the burr off the side of the needle
>>14008238
That's why the overflow dumps under the bike m8. So I don't have to be neurotic.
>>14008253
Aight breh but don't come crying to me if you end up with some crispy bacon looking dick next time you ride.
>>14008225
Yes there has been more mass shooting than days in the year already.
Keep defending your shitty gun laws tho.
>>14008266
Keep licking those government boots, slave.
>>14008235
Sure m8, sure. Our strong independent wimminz would laugh at your cowardice.
>paper due at midnight
>didn't get it uploaded until 12:12
hopefully the instructor isn't a dick and still takes it
>>14008263
Mmmm crispy bacon dick.
>>14008266
keep lying and deluding yourself tho
>ill just be over here enjoying all my funs
>WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF OUR RIGHT OF GETTING SHOT!
>>14008272
Yet here you are, welfare queen.
Guys...
>>14008292
hello ostifer
>>14008249
It was odd. It didn't leak when I put the carb back on. Rode it a few times. Put a fan on it, then put the gas tank back on to start the bike and make sure the fan worked and it started leaking. Tapped the bowl a few times, didn't help. Fast forward to today, turn gas on still leaking. Take bowl off and adjust float a little, put it back together. Put tank on, turn on gas, still leaking. Go inside frustrated, go back out, turn gas on, doesn't leak.
Whatever. I'll take it.
>>14008249
>micro burrs on the needle
what is that? sounds like that might be what makes mine so shit
>>14008291
>me
>welfare
You can't even dish out banter. Just sad.
>>14008282
Facts dont lie m8.
Coward burgerclaps who always fall for corporate lies on the other hand.
Don't change american dbt, dont change.
>>14008305
>Mericans
>banter
You don't even know what that is, m8.
>>14008302
take the float needle out and make sure there isnt any tiny nicks or rough spots in it making it hang up at all.
same goes for the seat it has to seal against, the corngas likes to corrode shit over time
>>14008310
>Facts
>left wing
>right wing
kek
>>14008320
We made an american cry at the local pub. Cunt just couldnt deal. Was the funniest shit I have ever seen. A grown man crying over some words. Bahahahahaha
>>14008302
Why do you hate your bike so much?
Buy my 300. At least it's a proper Kawasaki and not just a green DRZ
>WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF OUR BREADSTICKS
>YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE THEM FROM OUR DEAD HANDS
>>14008329
“It’s just non-stop banter I can’t take it anymore. I hate being called “lad”, I hate the constant references to “cheeky nandos with the boys” and I can never tell whether they’re being offensive on purpose or just “having a bit of banter”. It’s so bizarre, I’ve never had to endure this at an American workplace.”
>>14008332
Because it isn't good at anything.
No. If I buy a new bike it would be a KDX or a bigger 4-stroke.
>>14008323
There is one spot on the side of the needle (not on the rubber area where it seals) but it seems to slide through the seat fine. Think I should try to sand it down with some really fine paper?
Come on guys.
Serious question here.
How many spark plugs does a 2002 DL1000 have? I seen some places say 4 (2 per cyl) and others say 2 (1 per cyl).
I'm easily confused.
australians will defend this
>>14008356
a gorillion
>>14008349
Aw come on you know you want the same power and 50 less pounds.
>>14008365
Yeah, m8. That's why I've been searching for some dirt-cheap KDXs.
>>14008361
Fuck yeah, poofta bread.
>>14008372
>yeah m8 can't wait to have my birthday party with the boys
>well Jimmy, here's your bread with sprinkles
>bloddy thanks mum
>ey there m8's anybody fancies a slice ?
>>14008369
Nah nigga I was talking about my KLX. Probably slightly higher power than your 400 too with the hop-ups.
>>14008388
I know lol but I'm not going to buy it.
What kind of carb do you have in it? If you sell that bike I might consider buying the carb.
I am thinking about custom making a fiberglass passenger seat cowl..thoughts?
(not my bike, just random google image for mad mspaint skillz)
>>14008398
36mm Mikuni pumper
>>14007729
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fheCcnP4MLw
>>14008405
Oh. I think I would want something of 39mm if I were to buy something else.
>>14008401
You can buy one for 100 bucks, I thought about but, as much as I wanna make my little ninja look cool and do stuff to it, it's just a tiny learner bike and I will indeed someday sell it and buy a bike I actually care about.
my friend who has never ridden a motorbike wants to restore a bonneville. this is after i recommended a supermoto, which he denied because 'they dont look like they would grip the road very well. but they would probably be good off road.' he doesn't know shit about repairing bikes. what do? i dont want to be riding with a hipsterfag
>>14008401
Fab up someway to lock it down, then you could use it as a little storage box.
>>14008405
>36mm Mikuni pumper
When you say pumper carb do you mean it has an accelerator pump?
>>14008452
yes
>>14008431
let him do what he wants to do.
He'll find out soon enough that looking at an old broken bike isn't as fun as riding.
>>14008430
>>14008440
Yeah I've seen those ones but I don't like them...they require the rear grab handle to be removed, it doesn't look all that great, and it's expensive for a little piece of plastic. I was leaning more toward the storage box idea. Make a bigger cowl that comes up over the grab bar, has a little bit of storage space, and gives it more of an like an FZR600 look to it.
>God isn't fixing this
Hahahaha. The sky wizard hates americans.
>>14008505
What happened now?
>>14008505
He also didn't save his son before his crucifixion, who asked for another way and he was perfect. Why help a bunch of blasphemous americans?
>classic edgy thinking
>not even once
>>14008539
>believing in an invisible magic sky wizard
>>14008548
>Not believing in a higher being
>>14008554
>not ignoring shitposers
>not posting bikes
C'mon son.
>>14008554
>you are the universe viewing itself subjectively
>you are the the higher being
>we are the children of the universe.
Good morning Amerifriends
>>14008568
>not shitposting when its past bump limit
>>14008356
Suzuki bumped displacement on the Strom’s 90-degree V-Twin from 996 to 1037cc via 2mm wider bore. The larger diameter pistons retain the same weight and rigidity of the previous model, while thinner piston rings reduce friction to enhance efficiency. The cylinder head has been altered as well, with twin iridium spark plugs replacing the single plug configuration found on the predecessor.
>>14008588
Guten Morgen, WR Anon./
>>14008588
Upgrade your licence and get a real mans bike, fagget!
Noob question: Are there any <650cc dual-sports that can comfortably go 80mph-85mph without stressing the engine too far? Also, are dual-sports even recommended as a first bike?
>>14008677
Honda and Suzuki both have 650cc dual sports that are solid. They're fine for a starter bike so long as you're tame enough to keep the front wheel on the ground.
>>14006652
Is that an FZ-09?
>>14008588
thank god you're awake. I was keeping euro watch over these Mericans. they're your problem now.
>>14008652
K.
>>14008746
Fugg x-DDD
I'm at work now. They have to survive on their own now.
>>14008646
d-dir auch
>>14008724
Well shit, I've been shifting WAY too late. Shift into 6th gear at 37 MPH? Does that sound right to you guys?
Shifting gears after accelerating only a few MPH seems kinda ridiculous. If I follow this I'll be in 5th gear just going around town.
>>14008078
>petcock
Sometimes you can monkey with the little O-ring on the inside. Other times you just have to suck that dick and buy a new one.
Or put on your smaller spare tank because you're too cheap right now.
>.>
<.<
>.>
<.<
>>14008768
Isn't this the appeal of a 250 4 cylinder?
>>14008764
>They have to survive on their own now.
fuccckkkkk. lets just hope they don't find our kinder eggs
Is it too soon?
>>14008791
>>14008791
>>14008791
hnnnnng
>>14008797
Doesn't even make sense for a 125cc
>>14008797
>>14008768
These shift points are for a 689cc Yamaha FZ-07. 6th gear at under 40 MPH seems weird as hell to me.
Hey /o/, I'm looking at getting a street bike for a combination of commuting and just riding for fun. I live in B.C. so I can get crazy good insurance on smaller bikes (think 250cc) and the weather is great year round. I've kind of been drawn to a Ninja 250/300 or something, but what are some tasty lower budget options to learn with?
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