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>Perfect
>Record
Caught hooning
Repeat offender
going to jail for 40 days after Xmas
License kill for 90
>looks like I'm quitting smoking after all.
>flip channels to American commercials one day
>FAST FOOD, NOW WITH EXTRA CHEESE FOR THE SAME DELICIOUS PRICE
>I'M OLD AND THIS PILL HAS REALLY IMPROVED MY LIFE (may cause head cancer, stomach cancer, tumor cancer, nausea, violent diarrhea and bloody piss, consult doctor before consumption)
>SWITCH TO GEICO AND SAVE HUNDREDS A YEAR ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE, DAAA BEARS
>>13996669
>DAAAAA BEARS
My man!
>>13996669
>tumor cancer
kek
>>13996577
Was gone before I even got my full license.
Dem torque ratios tho
>post YFW you accidentally "tap" the bumper of a station wagon and have to pay for it
>>13996739
>woman
>"tapped"
>>13996748
>looks at thumbnail
Oh wow, looks like someone really hit that MK2 Golf hard in the ass
>looks at actual picture
>Ford F150
mfw
>>13996748
>what do you mean he died
>I barely felt anything
>>13996748
Shortened wheelbase for better handling at the autocross.
>>13996767
That actually works though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URahSWmCTBQ
>>13996739
>Why should I have any responsibility when I make mistakes?!
>>13996765
Don't tell me the Woman in the Black SUV is texting
>>13996774
What do you mean it "works"?
That truck's wheelbase looks stock, and the only reason it looks fast at all is because the driver is good and it probably has suspension upgrades.
>>13996774
>miss piggy going to a dance
>>13996783
Tranny.
>>13996765
Damn! Is that the actual picture?!
>>13996786
I believe you missed the joke.
>>13996748
Is a quad cab F150.
>>13996767
>Shortened wheelbase for better handling at the autocross.
>>13996774
Is a Lightning, which has an almost 20" shorter wheelbase.
>>13996793
Yeah, I just found it to post ITT actually.
>>13996787
Pretty good moves for a fat girl eh?
>>13996807
No charges were pressed, right?
Man, I should get implants and grow my hair out and go by a womans name so I can get a ton of free shit and immunity from the law.
>>13996808
NP FA/\/\.
>>13996817
No, rich people are free of persecution in 'Murrica.
While we're on the subject of commercials, anyone else sick of those consumer cellular commercials?
Also, don't see it anymore but
>grounded to the ground
>>13996661
just vape brah
> 2 DUIs
> like 50 tickets
> multiple hit and runs that are not on my record
> still the best driver in the world
>>13997011
>not just blazing
>end up getting too high to drive anywhere
>just walk if I need to go somewhere
>don't drive my car much outside of thos
>>13997060
First DUI I was actually at a party sleeping in my car when some faggot ran out and led the cops over to my car. Keys were in the ignition. 17 years old, so I wasn't out of my party phase yet.
Second time, I was actually driving, being an idiot and I totally deserved it. Lesson learned.
Now I DO just smoke, but I smoke and drive sometimes. Guess some things you just have to learn the hard way... Even though it's just a ticket now here in CT. And they would have to do a blood test at a hospital to even prove I was high.
>>13996669
Sobyour TV has a channel dedicated to American commercials?
Even your TV is jealous of us.
You must live in a real shit hole.
