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>>Motorcycle maymays
Helpful website if you are buying a new helmet
>http://www.crash.org.au/
out dated DBT map, find out where people who used to come here live.
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI
Outdated Pastebin
>http://pastebin.com/DZwzHqfV
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>>>/wsg/795151 →
>Previously on /dbt/...
>>13988790
> cringe Edition
Everything made by wr anon. Ever.
>>13991074
Don't you mean by his parents :^)
>>13991048
Neat looking bike except for all the fucking disgusting stickers.
That's the model?
>>13991080
It's a Scootaloo Wolf
Learn to read
Took the Crf out today with no plate. Knew it was a bad idea but was meeting up with a few not far away. Made it 3 blocks before an unmarked charger was staring at me. He went first and hid in a driveway until I passed him. Came up on my back and lit me up. Made 2 rights, hopped on a sidewalk, went down a one way and that was it.
>>13991079
Lol
>>13991106
It's not a problem until someone steals your plate 30 miles from home
>>13991118
reminds me I need to steal one too for my unregistered dirt bike
just so cops don't get suspicious, they don't pull over if they have no reason
>>13991106
>>13991106
lmfao what a goon, I love it
got more pics?
>>13991125
U bum your better off with no plate. pic of bike in question
>>13991125
>yfw they runs the plates and the registered owner is black has a felony warrant.
MIDDLE WEIGHT NAKEDS ARE THE SEXIEST THING IN EXISTENCE AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR OPINION
Alright /dbt/, tell us how big your dick is and the rest of us guess what bike you ride
>>13991254
I disagree with you and you're not hearing my opinion you're reading it
>>13991254
>Nakeds
>Posts faired SV650
>>13991260
The biggest uezs
Anyone here like cruisers?
>>13991266
wr125
>>13991267
no
>>13991254
Thats not a naked bike senpai
Do you consider Victoria's Secret a hardcore magazine too?
>>13991260
6" and you're going to guess wrong I guaranfuckingtee it
>>13991272
motoped
>>13991272
Cb650f
>>13991269
Lel you were actually right
> mfw
>>13991276
>>13991278
Both wrong and way off
>>13991265
I think he was trolling, brah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU2TlpeR4BI
Can I have a QT like this too dbt?
15cm
Just try
>>13991283
le yamaha r1 :^) or big indian cruiser
>>13991281
weil du der einzige bist, der immer uezs schreibt
>>13991283
something american
indian cruiser
>>13991261
GOD DAMN IT
>>13991265
THE SV650 IS EXCEPTIONALLY SEXY SO THE HALF NAKED IS STILL FULL ON SEXY ALSO STOP MAKING SENSE THANK YOU
>>13991270
I DO NOT CONSIDER VICTORIA SECRET A HARDCORE MAGAZINE, THANK YOU
>>13991290
flaccid or full torque?
>>13991260
Shit i would but I just finished jacking off and can't be arsed to get it up again for measurements
>>13991299
Full WOT
>>13991183
>>13991293
Ich wollt ja auch nicht das jemanden anderes den größten hat m8
>>13991289
That ain't a qt
>>13991290
no bike
>>13991260
4.5 Inches. Let's see if you can get it right
>>13991302
you're the bloke with the cb450
>>13991260
I have the worlds biggest cock*
*in the Guinnes Book of Records
Hey, /dbt/. I posted about a red VFR a while back that I got for 600 bucks.
Y'all asked for pics and updates. I don't have any pics right now (Accidentally left my phone at home) but i do have updates
1990 Honda VFR750F
>windscreen covered in Puerto Rican flags and Boricua stickers
>previous owner said he got it from his uncle
>it hasn't been on the road since 2007
>it was in storage since then
>its been dropped so the entire rear fairing is held together with Gorilla Glue
>bent right handle bar, clutch handle, brake pedal, and gear shifter
>also had underglow/fairing lights wired into the harness at one point.
I got to work on it yesterday, and here is what has happened to so far
>starter relay went kaput
>go to replace and find a bunch of frayed wire taped shittily together
>remove and piece together what I can
>get new relay in from a CBR
>try to start, but the lights only come on when the start button is pushed
>nothing in the ON position
I may have to replace the ignition fuse. also, the rear subframe is bent and needs replacement. Carbs should be cleaned, and throttle cable lubed and tightened.
should I just turn this bike into a streetfighter? The rear fairing needs replacing anyway.
>>13991288
That looks terrifying.
>>13991291
Not a fan of either actually
>>13991293
Nope
>>13991313
hey ich auch was für ein zufall
>>13991306
ich hab das gefühl wir deutschen haben einfach die krassesten schwänze
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwqFFNYhmA
>>13991260
Micropenis
>>13991291
>>13991328
harley davidson
>>13991328
Ninja 650 :^)
In Victoria
>>13991323
;)
>>13991328
GS500
>>13991314
I'd streetfighter it. and sell the plastic to recoup some money.
>>13991328
turbo busa
>>13991333
No, can't fit the image too much otherwise people might suspect something.
>>13991340
>>13991345
Closer
>>13991343
That's a fucking sin.
Post your chicken strips.
>>13991359
no this is dick time
>>13991048
>>13991359
i don't have a penis. guess what bike i ride ;)
Rode my bike in inclement weather today to Rockford on the other side of town
>>13991048
>>13991369
really mates, anyone know the model? cant figure it out for the life of me.
>>13991358
Why do you say that?
>>13991343
You're probably right. I've always wanted a naked bike anyway. I just like VFRs too damn much.
I might get new to me rear plastics to go with the new rear subframe because I don't want to figure out relocating the brake lights.
Does anyone have recommendation for steering dampers and other suspension related things?
>>13991328
wutchu talking about
>>13991375
Ninja 250
>>13991380
because it's ugly as fuck
>>13991389
try half the displacement mate
>>13991359
OH WITH PLEASURE
Good evening /dbt/
What's your bike's story of the day?
>>13991400
Ybr :^)
Pls b my gf btw
>>13991404
>'92 Nighthawk 750 in the shed for another day because needs new rear tire
>'06 GSXR 1000 track bike in the shed for another day because needs ECM, battery, and not road legal
>>13991359
nice eh
fine just fine
>>13991375
Proof it
>>13991404
Didn't ride my bike today
Wrote my life down to some anon in the dbt
>>13991380
>tfw no enduro gf
>>13991407
No. She's gotta be my gf because my bike is only one letter away from hers
>>13991404
Didn't ride
My dad called her dirty
Ayyy limone
>>13991404
I rode today.
>merci twingo
I should take the camera next time, riding at night in the city is really nice.
>>13991399
They say ugly as sin, you tard.
>>13991442
Heyyy hahaha
> fallenlass anon
>>13991422
Tfw
Maybe soon
>>13991426
Fuck off TW anon
>>13991419
Is getting a Grom a meme?
>>13991453
Why are you so rude lately friend?
>>13991455
Don't get one as a first bike. They're fine to fuck around on but aren't really something you'd want to ride everyday.
>>13991454
rest of series?
>>13991468
I'm having my days
> ich bin nicht rude :-:
>>13991454
Isn't that drop anons gf? :^(
>>13991455
Yes. Wr 125 is better meme bike.
>>13991477
what?
>>13991454
>20-09-2014
Nice try, girl.
>GODDAMNIT STOP GIVING ME THE STREETSIGN AND ROADSIGN CAPTCHA'S THEY DON'T WORK!
Where has that faggot kit kat been? Haven't seen him around lately.
>>13991468
Sich a nice...
>>13991485
ne mann, das ist meine gf, aber das müssen die andern ja net wissen :^)
>>13991496
He was here yesterday and the day before that. He'll prolly wake up at 3pm local time and show up.
>>13991494
it's the only selfie i have with a helmet on, sorry :(
>>13991485
Drop here
If only ;_;
>>13991499
Bike?
>>13991453
>TW anon
what? only been lurking
>>13991506
Even I have more selfies of me with a helmet, and I barely even make selfies
>>13991520
you're rude
>>13991525
Always have been
Do I need to change?
>>13991516
He mistook me for you
>>13991500
Irgendwie einem deutschen seine gf war das, ne?
Ich erinnere mich.
>>13991513
Fik u
>>13991516
Ich weiß lmao
>>13991520
>>13991506
>>13991525
Lol
>>13991532
if you want to be succesful with girls, you should, we don't like assholes like you
>>13991513
>If only ;_;
Woah hold on there buddy.
I've seens your gf and it's better than that.
>>13991540
ja rat mal burschi
>>13991541
But I'm succesful with girls.
>>13991546
>it's better than tha
say that to my face nigga. in real life not on the internet
>>13991552
>B-but I've had lots of girlfriends!
Bread on tits or you're lying
>>13991555
I'm gonn add her on normiebook and tell her.
>>13991455
Yes they are meme, they aren't fast enough to do 55 without WOT everywhere, so the highways are pretty much unsafe. Also, buying a new or near new first bike is a mistake if you have to finance or think you might want to get something you can take on the highway.
I always though Aussie shitposting was just an online thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLFoQokmpvo
>>13991560
the fat cunts gonna take a self of his chest
>>13991566
nice reddit meme, upvote for you good sir xddd
>>13991541
Stop lying you whore ;)
>>13991546
Nah fM.
>>13991547
R 65 anon?
>>13991552
>>13991560
You're both a shit
>>13991560
I'm not saying I have had lots of girlfriend, or that I have one now. Just that I'm succesful with girls.
>>13991575
>R 65 anon
fast! veruschs doch nochmal guschtav
>>13991584
FKG?
>>13991583
Proofs?
>>13991595
a bissl weiter südlich
>>13991597
Die waginer deiner Mutter lmao
>>13991595
>Proofs?
I have no intentions to put my entire life on here, nor do I post pictures of girls I know.
If it's too hard to believe me, then don't. I don't give a fuck. Then just please continue to call me a rude liar.
>>13991575
>Nah fM.
?
>>13991572
I would kek
>>13991611
You're a rude liar.
>>13991612
His gf ain't that good.
>>13991624
Looks better than that.
>>13991575
Your bike's a skinny bitch.
Real motorcycles have curves
>ask this cute cycle rider at my college for digits.
>"Sorry I am a lesbian"
>ask cute blonde out on a Interceptor if her BF can keep up with her.
>"Haha, I don't have a BF I like girls."
>See girl in my highschool class years ago at a stealership. Say hello, we chat a bit.
>Woman walks up and girl introduces her as her "wife"
>MFW it happens again.
You're right, gf is alright as is.
>>13991643
> tfw no bikefu that looks angry at first, but is actually tame until you make her go mad on purpose
> goes through everything with you
> has curves in the right places but a thin frame and a really really nice ass
Pic very related.
>>13991720
Might as well become gay. I know I did
>>13991738
Sorry, wrong pic
>>13991759
No. Fuck you Poland.
> triggered
>>13991759
what are you doing anon, that's not a dual sport
>>13991784
I didn't spend 123 years freeing myself just to be pushed around by a German.
>>13991803
Check your dirt privilege shitlord
>>13991513
yisssssss
>>13991826
sand is for pussies, pussy
>>13991809
You're right. I'm sorry. Would a free vacation at one of our holiday resorts make you happy again? :^)
>>13991840
R65 pls gib street bike off-road lessons
>>13991840
She had to go to her safe space after being triggered, but now she's back and you're the pussy
>wet leaves
How about that
>>13991855
>wet leaves
old stuff
>>13991854
>file.png
never forget
come here and I'll give you some lessons
>>13991854
>>13991855
>>13991840
Itt: madmen
>>13991876
Nice quality pics...
>>13991876
>flat ground
I could do that on a cruiser
>>13991876
Literally the other end of Germany. Fug.
I'm voting for your house as the location of SEM333.jpg (the .jpg is part of the name) in 2017.
>>13991375
my dick hehe
>>13991260
7" hard
>hint: 4 cylinder
>>13991910
>4 cylinder
>more than 4"
Liar
>>13991910
Two GS500.
>>13991894
t-thanks
>>13991899
but now you don't have wet leaves, at least it doesn't look like it
>>13991900
>I'm voting for your house as the location of SEM333.jpg (the .jpg is part of the name) in 2017.
I'd rather not твн
>>13991965
Gibb lessons at the next SEM then.
>>13991965
How about now
What's the best A2 bike to get for 1000 bucks ?
>>13991970
okay
>>13991989
good
>>13992001
xt600
>>13992001
Pic related
>>13992001
>CX500
:^)
>>13992010
Soon...
>>13992039
SOON
>>13992031
Only with a tarbo
>>13992054
S O O N
O O N S
O N S O
N S O O
>>13992106
S P O O K Y
O
O
N
>>13992001
I could ride you mum 1000 times if I had that money.
>>13992115
N O W
>>13992118
And it'd only take 10 minutes at most
Any Inland Empire fags on? I just got my bike registered and running decently, bout that slow enduro lyfe.
>File too large
Thats cool I didnt wanna post that pic anyway...
>>13992152
>electric
>clearly an ICE in the frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6U43VG4VHY
>>13991314
>should I just turn this bike into a streetfighter?
>A VFR
You son of a bitch. You fix that bike and you fix it good.
>>13992169
Probably means electric start.
>>13992169
Electric starting was a big thing for enduros in the 80's.
>>13992135
Y E S
>>13992146
I told her from the get go that it was a race. I always win.
>>13992173
>3:00 minutes in
>dat song
>>13992169
Electric start, 1990 broski. Good ole kickstarter as an alternative when you kill the battery for the fourth time.
>>13992214
A A A A A
A A A A A
A A A A A
A A A A A
A A A A A
>>13992173
>13:56
top kek, based old times...
>>13992250
A A R G H
A
A
A
>>13992266
Okay, let's calm down before either of us dies of a heart attack
>>13992266
>>13992250
I love these two pics because of the clearly visible differences
>>13992280
phew
yeah that's a good idea
Cats sure get along with bikes, particularly when they're warm.
I posted on /biz/ asking them about what winter jobs are good. I would also like to know what /dbt/ does so they can work less or not work in the summer. I want to ride a lot this year.
>>>/biz/987198
Why is riding on wide open country roads so FUN?
Been doing it all today and I'm having a blast. No GPS/map bullshit, just riding in a general direction.
>>13992395
depends where you live. shoveling snow is always a good way to make money and it's a workout.
>>13992152
That shit is in good shape. Nice colour scheme too.
>>13992031
We should go for a ride sometime.
God damn, I really need some proper riding pants and boots.
>>13991260
16x16
>>13992422
>and it's a workout.
Maybe for a scrawny manlet like you.
ayy lmao
>>13992443
if you do it all day, or even a big driveway of a foot and a half of snow, you will understand the effort.
>>13992454
>shovelling water
>hard work
pls m8
>>13992468
m8, have you ever had a big droplet of water fall on your head?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/12/
>>13991328
Found the Harley rider
>>13992424
Thanks, its been in our backyard under a tarp since 05 and I started work on it last year, thinking about putting a new carb on and replacing all the fuel lines (again) just because its being a pain even after I rebuilt it. I was thinking about repainting the plastics but idk what would even be another good color against that turquiose imo.
>>13992118
well I ride your mom for free :p
>>13992219
wanna know why she let me clap for free ?
because she loves it when I piss in her mouth x)
>>13992146
and when your mum's asshole is still bleeding I fuck your dad for a change :3
>tfw wanted to wake up early and do shit.
>tfw 5pm
What are you guys up to?
>>13992532
Not killing girls, for one thing
>>13992541
:^(
>>13992532
broke up with mexigf. have a date tonight with a qt so I am getting groceries.
>electric hooligan bike for 2016
>starts a ballhair under $8,500
>may be eligible for tax credits
>makes 70 torx
>0-60 in 4sec
>can be charged to 95% in just 1 hour
>stealthy as fuck
These are starting to look really tempting. I wish all this new battery tech making headlines would reach the consumer market sooner rather than later.
How long before electrics are actually a viable daily rider instead of a green novelty?
>>13992577
>range of 50 miles when hooning
but this is a very promising start.
>>13992577
>people already can't see you, even with a loud exhaust
>now no one can hear you at all
RIP
>>13992573
Why'd you break up with mexigf?
>>13992532
still hung over, im goin to install new air filter and not kill an inoccent grill.
>>13992600
he got kucked by cholos and girl tricked him to get a green card.
>>13992532
Trying to do some last minute revision before bike test tomorrow.
>>13992600
she was going to mexico for a month and was kind of draining me. too clingy and prying.
>>13992588
>range of 50 miles when hooning
Its worse than that, by a lot. The bike pictured there with the 6.5kWh battery is rated to last 37miles traveling at 70mph on the highway. If you constantly accelerate hard and give it the electric equivalent of WOT you can drain the battery in 20~ miles.
Damn if I'm not still tempted though.
>>13991260
>>13991260
6.5" and I have two... bikes
>>13992532
>What are you guys up to?
im fuckting ur mum right now, fagget!
>>13992638
You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>13992577
Even though it's the 2016 model, it's been available for half a year already...
>>13992639
fuck that's nothing. What is the next gen of battery tech that could increase range?
>>13992645
I'll survive.
>>13992609
>tfw this is what I'll be remembered for.
>>13992638
Sucks mang.
>>13992666
meh, It's not the end of the world. I have a date tonight with a qt so I will be making a fat dinner and studying. should be fun.
>>13992661
>I'll survive.
Not if you come to London and I find ya you wont.
>>13992532
ayyy
went ice skating to think about non-school shit
cool pic
>>13992661
> What is the next gen of battery tech that could increase range?
Theres all kinds of shit. You can imagine the wide range of applications that higher energy density batteries have in everything from consumer electronics to aircraft. Tons of universities, companies, labs, and etc are all working to try and make the next best thing.
This one though has real potential:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/11/121101073146.htm
A group of researchers at a university working with Lockheed manged to triple battery capacity over current li-on cells while still maintaining high charge cycles, and quick recharge times. Its been years since anyone has heard a peep out of them, but I can only assume that Lockheed is using this formulation internally in a number of projects.
>>13992691
topkek. I am juiced as fuck to go there this summer, would be tight to go to a UKF show in the UK.
>>13991080
>>13991378
I'm pretty damn sure thats a heavily customnized pre-gen ninja 250-500,
>>13992698
How about supercapacitors
>>13992698
eventually a patent for something like that would come out, and it would lead to licensing deals. or someone else will figure out what to do.
>>13991378
>>13991080
Actually no >>13992708
Looks like a Suzuki something with a poorly mounted Ninja 250 front fairing and belly cowl
I finally made the extension pipes for my headers since i deleted the old H pipe catalytic converter monstrosity that hung under the engine. Re wrapped the headers and mounted my new mufflers.
>>13992693
Thanks mang.
Is iceskating fun?
>>13992721
man that is a pretty bike.
>>13991560
where is this?
>>13992730
thanks man still needs some work but hope to have it looking better soon. New tires and mirrors soon! looking at these sweet magazi's
>>13992744
Las Cruces, NM
What's the difference between naked and supersoprt bikes? like in ownership, riding ect
Lost my licence for 3 months. Considering selling my bike and car, then travelling through Asia or similar while I don't have a licence. Sounds better than bussing it to work and back all summer.
>>13992869
How do you lose a license for only 3 months?
>>13992852
thanks! it's a beautiful looking place!
>>13992869
What are you going to do once thoes 3 months are up? You won't have a bike or car
I lost mine for 8months and my bike is just crying to be ridden
>>13992894
Here it happens when you get caught doing 50 over in a city
>>13992910
>>13992869
you guys are retards
>>13992721
>i deleted the old H pipe catalytic converter monstrosity
Thats the power box, its some kind 80's honda power chamber, look at the forums and most people regret removing it and some offer money for it.
>>13992869
Sounds like a good excuse for an adventure. Go for it.
What color do I go with dbt. Think outside the box, no white/blue.
>>13992999
Always race livery
>>13992999
Martini/Alitalia race livery
>>13992999
Custom horse head nebula paint job.
Ayee
>>>/wsg/855400
>>13993076
Kek'd
>>13992999
>>13993123
Aww i thought you were strayan until i saw the chevy.
Should I ride the rebel or the cheif to the local public toilet?
>>13992999
Special MotoGP edition Gixxer.
>>13993170
The Indian would be the most appropriate
