What is the fedora of cars?
easy.
>>13990527
This. It is pretty much only fat neckbeards and autists who want this slow piece of shit landbarge.
>>13990522
Any BMW is also an acceptable answer.
>>13990545
>262 Bertone
>fedora-tier
>Miata
>FRS/BRZ
>242 or 240
>Crown Victoria
>90s Buicks
>>13990527
>>13990536
You know, I actually just drove a P-71 for the first time last weekend, and that motherfucker was pretty solid. My uncle just started buying up police auction cars as a little side business, and got an 06 police interceptor for 600 bucks.
He gets the inside scoop on whats actually good coming to the auction and gets to check them out days before hand. Fuck, this one had $600 worth of tires on it alone. The engine is strong ( though yeah its no sports car, but its still fast) the suspension is tight, the steering was tight with no play, and the brakes were great. The paint sucked, was the only problem with it, and $500 later a mako paint job fixed that. It looks basically brand new.
Now I have driven M5s and AMGs and stuff, and I know a P-71 isnt "fast", but goddamn they are solid cars. The only downside is the image you put off driving one. And I think other police will not take kindly to it either, unless you can pull off looking like a cop well enough to fool even them.
>>13990587
>its still fast
>the suspension is tight
Have you been driving buses all your life? The body roll is as bad as a 240 wagon. Also >lol ferd reliability
>>13990550
>262
>Doesn't simply call it 240 like every other uneducated fucks.
At least there's a few of you left that know the names of the models.
>>13990609
I am born and raised in a part of the world where the 240, 740 and 940 are basically what the V8 is to the warboys in Mad Max
>>13990629
swefag confirming this so much
>>13990605
Dude, I have driven tons of sports cars. Body roll =/= bad handling. Its not a sports car, no, but it can boogie with some skill behind the wheel.
The one I drove must have had a worn out LSD, because it would only burn the inside tire coming off corners at ~35-50mph, I couldnt get it to kick out, or at least I wasnt brave enough to chuck in in fast enough to. At parking lot speeds it would though.
Anyway, Im just saiyan, this was a $600 car here man. You want a cheap good car? P-71.
old Volvos and P71s are the perfect choices
>volvo 200s, 700s
>fedora
Maybe in the US, here everyone has one.
>>13990522
Corvette
Any 80's jag
>>13990522
Their mom's Corolla/Camry/Civic/Accord
>>13990522
It isn't the trash am. I guarantee any guy driving that would kick your ass and fuck your girlfriend, op.
>>13990536
>slow
I've answered this before. The correct answer is no car. Fedoras rarely drive because the process of learning to do so would cut into valuable WoW time and bitching about women on /theredpill.
Every fedora I've met bums rides without comping gas when they need to get to a con or something
Not that they could afford it, they just shill it for free so that Musk gets enough customers to get his Space Program and they can pat themselves on the back like all their dick sucking makes them Werner fucking Von Braun.
Miata
CVPI
S2000
BMW 318
Volvo 240
>>13990536
>he put tape on the part where his foot was going to be
Wew lad
subaru's
>>13990522
Prius
>>13993163
I think that's just a shop towel, but yeah.
>>13990527
>>13990531
>>13990543
>>13990545
>>13990629
>>13991772
>>13992068
Do you all have autism? Those are all acceptable cars that people on this board drive
This is the fedora of cars, it literally looks like a fedora
No answer in this thread is more on point than this one.
>>13993788
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A FEDORA
>inb4 butthurt
>>13993788
The point of mine (>>13991772) was that it was their mom's car, not theirs. It wouldn't be a fedora car if it was their own.
>>13990522
Definitely not the firebird u faggot
>>13993788
>>13993844
Which makes sense because no sane person would drive a PT Loser unless it was given to them.
>bbut
>its actually a good car n stuff
>just sayin
It might have been an OK car by 1980s standards.
Only thing worse are the 2-door convertible versions, especially with turbo.
Now, not only do you have a slow, unreliable, gas guzzler that crushes like a tin can in a crash, but it also has a loud, leaky ragtop, no room inside and it runs exclusively on 91 octane but drives only slightly less slowly. And it kills it's pathetically unreliable slusher transmission faster.
>>13993801
My dad owned one. I had to drive it in highschool. We don't talk now.
>>13991750
Ah, another gentle-sir. Tis' a sight indeed.. But more specifically my sire, a beige 80s Jag as, oh my, I wouldn't be caught sporting a more ostentatious and brash color. As you see I have class *tips* unlike you douchebags and your black Mercedes. Alas it is not that I'm classy but my classiness carries forth a sense of finesse and refinement on its own. Grow up!
>>13991750
>>13994125
This actually makes the most sense. An unreliable and impractical special snowflake car they think is "classy."
really /o/ how has this not been mentioned
>>13990527
I drive one and I'm not fat or power hungry. They're decent, not fast but not terribly slow, can't handle worth shit because body roll, but can easily smoke one tire (peg leg). They're good beater cars, not much else.
>>13990527
/thread
>>13994248
How so? I see a good mix of people driving blazers
>>13990522
Come on man I like the trans am with the firebird hood
uhh...
>someone mentions a car
>others reply and get mad about it
Lol?
It's easily the CV PI though.
v6 mustang...
>>13994158
>Implying a beard could actually afford that
>>13990527
>>13990536
>>13990564
>>13994286
>crown vic is faster than my car.
Any muscle car.
>I'm right.
>>13991772
>the Scientology of cars
WRXs
>>13994835
thats the snap-back dumb retarded tripfaggot
>>13994835
Aww look tripcunt, it's not just /diy/ what hates you after all. Nice you see you are a cancer no matter where you go.
>>13994841
If by "fedora" you mean dumbass NEETs whose parents can only afford them a seat on the bus?
>>13994855
I have seniority. You can fuck off.
>ITT: car i dislike is fedora
This board went to shit when /ovg/ started spilling. I told you letting them stay was a bad idea.
>>13994877
you're a fucking faggot in on /int/ too.
>>13990536
kek doesnt this loser claim to wear tactical boots everywhere?
>>13994907
I have seniority there to.
>>13994159
>>13994159
No fucking way.
>>13994159
>>13994877
>seniority
wow..
>>13994064
Funny thing is, it was your dad's decision to cut contact.
>>13993788
Friend posting
>>13994954
I mean, some trips are needed. i.e VINbro (RIP)
>>13995855
What happened to VINbro?
>>13994877
>priding yourself on using an identifier for a long time on an anonymous shit posting board
![1990BMW850i-626x382[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HWGZZ2t.jpg "1990BMW850i-626x382[1].jpg")
>>13994147
fuck off go back to reddit fucking faggot
miata
>>13990522
>dumb kids like it because they see people they think are classy driving/wearing it, and yet don't realise the impression they picked up has very little to do with the hat/car, so they end up looking completely ridiculous
>Considered quite old-fashioned by virtually everyone else
>Can still look quite stylish, in a stuffy kind of way, in the hands of someone who can actually carry it off
>It just so happens that most such people are over 60
The answer is clearly an old shape Jaguar XJ. That one tripfag with the stupid beard from about a year ago who wouldn't shut the fuck up about his XJ6 is a case in point.
>>13995958
>BMW builds one M8
>nah, günther, lets not sell it to the public
why.jpg
>>13990543
heh american butthurt
>>13993788
You are just pissd that the no fucks given pony fags that drive them get more pussy than you.
Fedoras try, and the try hard, pt cruiser owners don't give one fuck about cars
>>13996127
I agree, I love the car but very few people can rock it. It's either driven by an uptight British guy or some neet faggot who uses it as a beater.
You can't tell me that it's a fedora though. I rock my old XJ harder than most people show off their brand new bimmers. Literally everyone stops me to ask about my car when I park it. It's not le hurr durr classy memecar if you're confident, unlike the fedora which retroactively looks like a fabric abortion.
>>13996222
mfw it had a 555hp engine
>>13996260
I really don't get how a NEET could afford the upkeep of an old Jaguar. Everything costs a lot to fix
>>13990522
jaguars
/thread
>>13990536
>>13990527
this desu
>>13994159
honestly I'm disappointed that this wasn't the first reply
>>13996357
That's the point. They don't even maintain the car and blame everything on Lucas.
>>13994905
/v/ as a whole just reached driving age I think.
>>13996239
>pony fags
>getting pussy
[citation needed]
>>13994147
back to reddit normie
>>13995969
>>13997656
>not getting the joke
>>13996260
Have you considered that maybe you could pull off a Fedora, too?
>>13990522
Tries to look classy but is only used by tryhard children and manchildren? Old luxury cars for sure.
>few mentions of BMW
>only one that is built from 99 and before
>no mention of 90s or before era Mercs
>no mention of 90s or before era Lexus
>>13990527
not really senpai, just good beater cars
>>13990802
Here's your reply.
>>13998106
mad corvette cvck detected
>>13997887
Wow great comeback. You have me sweating with contempt for you, the stronger man.
