>2015
>driving a shitbox
Enjoy being a low test beta
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/6316522/Fast-cars-boost-mens-testosterone-levels-research.html
Researchers from the Concordia University in Montreal recruited 39 young men for their study.
Each one got to drive a £75,000 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet for one hour, followed by an hour in a 16-year-old Toyota Camry, a family car.
Tests on saliva samples showed a significant increase in testosterone while drivers were cruising around in the Porsche.
But there was either no effect, or even a slight decline, when they got behind the wheel of the battered old Toyota.
Researchers noted the most potent effect was when volunteers were driving through town, where there were plenty of potential female admirers.
But hormones even rose slightly when they were out on the open road, with no spectators, according to the study published in the journal Organisational Behaviour and Human Decision Processes.
>normalfags
>a sports car is more exciting to drive than a Camry
I see those PHDs and tax dollars are getting put to good use.
>>13983864
>ITT
People who don't know what a beta or alpha is.
>protip
Betas drive fast cars
>>13984239
>tax dollars
Underage b&
Extra testosterone and stress = higher blood pressure which will = Alzheimer's at old age or just general heart failure earlier on
Enjoy your overengineered shitbox super cars that are too fast to enjoy on any road other than the autobahn and stress yourself to the max and die sooner from the stress.
I'll be enjoying myself and having more fun that you in my new Miata.
A fun twist would be to give them a 911 detuned to 150hp and a sleeper Camry with 400hp
>>13984239
/thread
High test alpha coming through, fagbois
>>13984444
Um... Bone stock truck.
Quads...
Not sure if alpha
>>13984450
I don't need to over compensate with a shitty lift or unnecessary engine. Dropping it would ruin my ability to do truck stuff.
True alphas truck.
And you witnessed my quads yourself.
>>13984251
Who else is going to fund studies like this?
True alpha vehicle coming through
>tfw drive a fast american pony car
>tfw more testosterone than the betas on /o/ who drive their moms nip shitbox
Feels alpha brah
>>13984503
Feels 16 year old brah
>>13983864
>wanting to be a pathetic dudebro faggot
I'm perfectly secure in my sexuality tyvm pham, I don't need a brotruck or expensive car to make myself feel better
>>13984281
Tips fedora
>>13984516
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>>13984503
That's the thing though. You can prove you have more testosterone than another person simply based on what they drive.
Their normal levels may be higher than yours when you're driving fast.
>>13984605
>can prove
Can't prove
>>13983864
>having your test levels so low you need to get a $100k sport car to get them higher
>>13984605
I'm on a website filled with weeaboos, traps, neckbeards, and yellow fever betas. I'm pretty sure it's a safe bet to say I have at least relativity high test especially when zooming around like the scientific study shows.
>>13984670
>Everyone on this site is a low test beta except me
Sure thing bro
>>13984670
>scientific study shows
It shows that driving a fast or powerful car increases testosterone.
It does not say what the base levels are in your every day life.
Also testosterone is not equal to being alpha.
Alphas are leaders.
You could be pumped full of testosterone and still never be a good leader.
While a man with little testosterone but high intellect could be a great leader.
>>13984670
Sit in the fucking corner newshit and stop compensating on an anonymous imageboard.
>>13984471
Lmao you actually believe that the government funded a experiment on how an expensive car helps testosterone. Stay on /o/ and never leave.
>>13984828
I tip my fedora to you
>>13984936
I'm always confused by the tipping fedora meme.
If you tipped to me, that would make you a fedorafag and me the smarter guy. Right?
Or is it that we both have fedoras and I'm suppose to tip back?
I don't get it.
>>13984960
It's pretty much meaningless, he might be calling you pretentious but /v/ and /pol/ spammed that meme so hard no one can know what they mean by it. All we can know is that they're admitting to being a shitposter.
>>13984828
What ever to make you sleep at night low test beta. Now go back to watching some chinese children cartoon shows.
>>13984444
Ayy my negro.
>>13984828
>Alphas are leaders
Not in the general sense, they're just the heads of a family or group which most of the time is more about keeping people in line rather than making decisions. Also you shouldn't respond seriously to bait like this.
>>13984992
Shitbox driver detected
