>Granpa! Is it true cars used gasoline and made noise in your days?
And we drove them ourselves too. Driving was my favorite pass time, just cruising around with no destination in particular. Windows down, radio on, arm hanging on the windowsill......
I miss those days.
Yes and the e38 bmw was the finest gas powered automobile ever produced.
Come see mine. It's 70 years old.
Let me show you some hektik fuckin skids m8, I still got my vl commy
Grandpa, I was watching this thing on Holonet yesterday where they talked about the history of the 4chan website. Did you ever hear about that growing up?
>>13968577
>just pls go tell the nurse I need more morphine
>>13968593
Basketball american size wheels why...?
>>13968593
You shouldn't lie to kids m8
>>13968605
>>13968608
Ok is this better.
And it's not an lie. It is the truth. Best car ever made buddy. Best interior ever designed. Now interiors are so fancy that they're like rolls Royce interiors. Not everyone wants that kind of interior. Not everyone has an ego that wants rolls Royce type interior.
>>13968666
Satan is a liar
>>13968666
God it's such a beautiful vehicle. Satanic trips absolutely earned.
Yeas my Satan numbers haha I got them now look at thes!
>>13968577
Yep. Now I have here this thing called a "CD" which we'll listen to on this little player here, and through these things called "speakers," not through the iPlug on your neck. This particular piece of music used a few real instruments and an old-fashioned synthesizer and the vocalist didn't use autotune. This is "Red Barchetta" from a band called, "RUSH."
>>13968718
>playing Rush for your grandkids
As your kids are telling their children that you have lost your marbles...
>>13968727
>He isn't going to spread Rush to his grand children
>>13968718
>Not Farewell to Kings or 2112
>>13968737
Have fun trying. I just don't think it will take.
>but kids, they're Canadian too!
>>13968727
My kids would know that I had been crazy my whole life. I have stories.
>>13968737
CC, as if on queue. Still not done moving brah. My garage was a bigger time consuming disaster and clusterfuck than I ever imagined.
>>13968586
>And we drove them ourselves too.
>Grandpa, what is Initial D and this wierd tape next to it labelled 'Super Eurobeat'?
>>13968762
Grandfather, why did you give dad that weird Japanese forename?
>>13968586
>>13968821
>>13968827
>>13968831
>>13968839
>>13968845
>>13968845
this is not the time to revvisit your old comp for a fap session gramps
I can't even imagine when I'm long and dead and my grandson find 2 tb of porn on some old dated HDD
>>13968854
>end
>>13968860
holy shit!
>>13968854
>>13968666
If I had money to blow I'd pick up a 750i and either do a transmission swap or at the very least do a paddle shifter retrofit.
>>13968577
Why the hell do I have a white grandkid?
>>13969577
Oh I think you know.
>>13968861
youre a faggot
>implying I will have kids or even grandkids
>>13968577
>Implying there won't be laws requiring electric cars to play engine noises through some sort of PA system in the name of safety by then.
>>13969770
>implying you can't adopt kids
Let's play a game , if you guess wrong you get stuffed like a bad grandpa wish he could / would
>Ready!?
>:3
>what am I /o/utobots?
>>13970003
>hint
NOT oem rims / paint
>>13970010
Hummmm seems like the pants are starting to drop. My my what is this arousing poatant aroma I smell little one??...
>my doors are all 4's...I am NOT built in North America
>>13970035
>>13970010
>>13970003
it's an e34
now fuck off
>>13970035
Your ready say your emotions and feelings you say!?!
> ~under 2000s
>>13970051
My my my , so lewd your words seem they
>was a fun game
>till next time
>Implying I could ever get a woman let alone one who would want to procreate
>>13970051
You're no fun a'tall 'ol sport
>>13970035
You are..... A faggot
>>13970087
>implying you cant rape a white woman in sweden, claim that you are a transgendered muslim pansexual woman, and force the government to give you the baby or sue them for mental damages
>>13970112
>implying I'm brown
>>13968666
>Best car ever made
>>13970134
You dont need to be. You just need to get a tan and claim you are muslim
>>13970185
While i am glad my posts got capped, this will never go to posterity
>>13970193
I saved it anon, and I'll post it once a year until 4chan finally goes down. Just for you.
>>13971830
>>13968577
>What do you mean? Diesel cars still make noise.
>implying my grandkids dont already know the sound of a gas powered engine
Great grandkids on the other hand
>>13969899
>implying you can adopt kide while being single
>>13968666
So your argument that it's the best car ever is that it suits *some* tastes that wouldn't otherwise be catered for? That isn't exactly the strongest case...
Also, the 7 series has lived in the S-Class's shadow since the day it was conceived; did back then, still does now. Only people who'd willingly pick a 7er are bimmer fanboys.
>is this the doom-and-gloom thread again
>Yep, it is
Yes, we used to be at the mercy of hostile nations so we could move around. Now lets go to the hills, there's another flood coming triggered by the careless dumping of greenhouse gases. I'd give you something to eat but the climate change induced droughts made it impossible to get food.
Get me a beer and shut up, Stupid. I'm going to tell you a story
>>13968577
It sure is true sweetie! And you even had to drive them yourself! They had levers, and pedals, and this BIG WHEEL you sat behind to turn the car. It was really fun! One of these days I'll take you to the museum sometime so you can see for yourself.
>you bet they did! many even spent lots of time and money making sure they made a good noise, making sure the engine sang as beautiful as possible. And my kind, we loved the noise!
>We even drove them so they would sound better. You see, before all these modern systems, that keep you on the road, drive the car for you, play music for you, make sure you are happy, we had to do all that. We drove them all on our own. the steering, gearbox, and even the radio!
>No, it wasn't that difficult, my dad taught me how to drive, he had an old black car, He liked it really much, took care of it, but still let me learn to drive in it. i still have it, in the garage.
>Sure we can! Fuel is very expensive nowadays, but for you i will happily get the old car out!
>this? oh this is a key, just like you would use when you open a door, old cars needed those to start
>hop in sweetie. no you have to open the door yourself, see the handle here? Yeah, that's it, be careful
>now, seatbelts. you pull it down from over your right shoulder, now now put it there, until it goes click
>if you have an accident, these will catch you, but don't worry, i am a good driver
>now, be quiet for a second, i'm gonna turn on the engine, listen to it, you're not gonna hear a sound like this anytime soon
...
Granpa, why are you crying?
>sorry sweetie, it has just been so long. but never mind that, lets go now...
>>13972620
Heres my e38 friends.
>>13969577
>that child
>""""""""""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""""
>>13968605
>implying Alpina® wheels aren't highly desirable
Lurk more.
>>13972690
Regardless of the wheel make or design, those are at least an inch if not two inches too big to look good.
>>13972696
You are a faggot
>>13969577
Btw im a shitskin XD
>>13972674
too bad you made it shit with those wheels.
>>13972620
