>Highway with two lanes in each direction
>Accelerating from a dead stop
>At about 50mph (limit is 65), still accelerating
>SUV two car lengths ahead of me from the other lane decides to jerk in front of me despite doing 20
>Slam brakes
>Raining so lolsliding
>Run off the road so I don't smash into this fucktard
>Catch up a few minutes later
>It's a blonde woman (big fucking surprise) drifting in and out of her lane causing more near-accidents
>Bitch is fucking texting and eating [at the same time] while driving
I really do like how these people are allowed to pilot 6,000lbs of metal at high speeds near me. I'm going to go buy a fucking dashcam or something, fuck.
A first offense for texting should be fucking $500 minimum and a mandatory license suspension.
>be me
>highway with one lane in each direction
>oncoming traffic waiting to turn left off highway
>smart car in front of me
>blonde bitch driving
>speed limit 55
>bitch stops her car
>lets 2 people turn off the road
>continues going straight
>she must drive a smartcar to make up for how much of a dumbass she is
>be summer I got my license
>out cruising at 1am with two of my boys
>all high as fuck, we boxed a quarter in blunts and a mini bong
>stop at intersection heading up mountain
>light turns green
>car whips by me doing 90mph in the right lane
>barely missed me and then swerved back into its lane
>friends and I had our buzz killed by the realization that we were almost killed by a drunk driver
Not the best L ride i've ever had
>>13967409
kek
They feed deer at a neighboring field to where I live, so I've got dozens upon dozens of these fucks running around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0OF0LmRa4Y
>Be me in 2015
>Driving to Chapel Hill for Halloween
>currently leaving the hood of Charlotte
>light JUST turns yellow
>assume going easily make this light
>nigger bitch in front of me slams brakes
>fakes paralysis
FUCKING COONS
>>13967429
>driving high
Kill yourself please.
>>13967429
>Why don't we get our full licenses right away, dood?
>He almost hit us, I swear
>>13967396
>3 lane road
>2 each direction and a turn lane down the middle for the whole length of the road
>car in front slows almost to a complete stop before creeping over into the turn lane to make a left turn
Fucking fuck people. If the turn lane is empty you should merge into it and then begin slowing down for your turn so you don't impede traffic.
>last night
>get off work at midnight
>hungry
>mcdonalds is only thing open
>hungry enough to justify eating realistic meat product
>pull up to drive thru
>fucking retards in a beat to shit blue crown vic are backwards in the line
>giggling like a bunch of school girls thinking they're so cute
>looking to see who is watching them
>drive backwards through the whole drive thru
>get their food and back into a parking spot
>proceed to turn up shitty rap music with their windows down and every panel in the car rattling while they eat
Fucking fuckheads.
>be me
>2 way highway with giant grass divider right outside LA
>doing about 75mph in fast lane
>mexican in work truck doing at least 100
>flys around me swerving into center grass
>what the actual fuck?
>does it to at least 3 more people in front of me
>gets off at beaner ave.
There was a bridge coming up too I would have loved to run him off into the buildings under it.
>>13967552
I meant 2 lane
