Why do you hate stance?
>>13955836
I don't hate it. I just think it should stay to useless shit boxes like in your pic
>>13955845
>>13955836
Why would I hate a style of modification? I'm not autistic.
Daily reminder there is no reason to hate it other than muh feels.
>>>/t/umblr
>>13955836
I hate stance because it completely ruins any type of usability, looks like shit, and is dangerous.
>>13955847
That's OK too. Subaru is uselss
>>13955848
You're smart
I don't hate it, people can do whatever they want in their driveways and on the track. I just consider the modifications too compromising and straight up dangerous for public traffic.
>>13955852
>dangerous
>>13955860
Daily reminder "performance vehicles" have caused infinitely more accidents than stanced vehicles
#banassaulttvehicles
#muhchillens
>>13955836
I'm just a practical driver. If its a trailer queen and doesn't drive around regularly, it doesn't bother me. But I get stuck behind some of these idiots pulling out of a parking lot and having to cross a speed-bump barely doing 1mph because they don't have any ground clearance.
>TL;DR
>Show car = Ok
>Daily Driver = Kill yourself
Bumping with acceptable stance.
>>13955867
So dangerous
>>13955876
It's only dangerous for your girlfriend
lol, cops in shorts.
>>13955867
>wheel camber combined with stretched, overinflated tires considerably decreases contact patch with road
>constantly swerving left and right to dodge even the slightest bumps
>in perpetual danger of bottoming out and losing sufficient road contact to prevent spinning out
>perfectly safe guise
>>13955889
>>13955887
You forgot
> stance fags go so slow none of it matters
>>13955887
Stancefags drive slow tho. It's the functionfags that you gotta me worried about that drive fast
>>13955906
>acura
>driving fast
kek
Sometimes it doesn't look so horrible, like this Lexus.
I hate the fact that when it comes to things people tend to be "passionate" about, like cars, people think there is no such as bad taste.
It's always the same argument, don't hate on someone's project just respect the effort and dedication, shit like that.
That's bullshit really, of course everyone is entitled to their own opinion but at a certain point stancefags should realize, "ok, there's some very valid reasons why people dislike this, they're not just hating on my swag bro."
Think of it like this, you see a guy buy a pair of pretty serious running shoes, like they were made for someone who actually gives a shit about running and they perform really well.
Then a group of people starts buying these shoes but instead of running in them they remove the soles, put giant laces on them and sand and engrave the bottoms of the shoe with shit like "illest" and "I love my haters" rendering them perform even worse than some cheap tennis shoes when it actually comes to running.
Then they go to starbucks together to take pictures for instagram and everyone gets a trophy for being able to walk through the door.
>>13955917
where did you come from
fuck off
>>13955899
>>13955906
Except that going considerably slower than surrounding traffic is also dangerous.
>>13955937
Lowered cars generally look better though and that's a fact.
>>13955955
Nah not really
Stance fags are far less of a hazard than speeding boy racer faggots or cyclists or gook women
>>13955937
Also, if those shoes were old and rare. If they trashed Hyundai Tiburons and fwd Celicas I wouldnt give a fuck
>>13955836
It's not the stance I hate so much as the stancefags themselves. Poseur dudebros who don't actually like cars or driving, just standing around in parking lots trying to fit in with each other and appear cool.
>not driving a Slamberghini
>2015
>>13955992
>Poseur NEETs who don't actually like cars or driving, just sitting around on 4chan all day trying to fit in with each other and appear cool.
/o/
>>13955956
Only if you're a nigger or spic
Lifts are where it's at
>>13955836
that poor EK..
They block the road trying to get into shopping centers, then they get angry when you blare the horn.
Fuck you.
>>13956094
>lifts
only if you're a white trash redneck
air-ride is where its at
>>13956048
Kek this so fucking much
>>13956172
Air-rides are legit on stanced/lowered cars.
Teenagers and poorfags are the ones that cry about using air-bags, fucking annoying.
>>13955836
pls stay on your containment board
>>>/trash/
>>13956189
hey, thats like, so clever, man
>>13955970
Cop buddy of mine has seen more people rear end slowfags than speeders hit anything.
>>13956048
never said i liked /o/ either
/o/ are autistic kids with no taste
I just think it looks like shit, I just hate the swagfag culture surrounding it.
>>13955836
It's dangerous.
>>13956048
>arguing all day
>trying to fit in
Because it makes no fucking sense
>Let me improve my car by making literally everything worse for no benefit
>>13955956
lowered, yes.
slammed? no.
>>13955836
>Why do you hate stance?
because i dont have any
cuz its fucking stupid and only faggots like that bullshit
>>13955836
>Why do you hate stance?
Because I like performance, which means function > form. A stancebox can't even function as well as it did stock so how is it going to be high performance? Stancekids want looking like the coolest kid on the block to their own clique, at the expense of performance, durability, comfort, etc. and everyone else thinks they're retarded. I just want to have fun.
>>13955906
>Stance
>Function
>>13955836
If you ever had to deal with a stanced car on the road before you would know exactly why we hate it so much. I have to look at where stance meetups happens in my city now so I can make sure I'm not going to get caught up in one of the god awful traffic jams they when more then one of their barely functional pieces of shit are on the same road.
>>13955935
That's stance?
It looks like a normal lowered car with reasonable camber
>>13955956
>Giving an R34 the classic Subaru look
>>13955881
The chick that'll fall for a fag with a modded shitbox isn't much loss
>>13956315
> blue and gold are exclusive colors never to be used on non boobaru cars
Go away
It just looks silly. Like a normal car with your mom inside.
>>13955836
because its fucking stupid
>>13956172
But aren't bags for groceries? I had been informed that people who don't ride static are just "pussy ass posers who don't have the cojones to always be scrapin."
>>13956249
better taste than stancefags
>Only TRUE ENTHUSIASTS appreciate ALL RIDES BRO
>I'm a REAL ENTHUSIAST
>YOOO DAT S14 DOE!
>YOOOO DAT ROCKET BUNNY GTR DOOOOE!
>Yeah bro JDM for life! #stancenation
>handcheck!
>RIP Paul Walker
They all follow the EXACT formula. Quick release neochrome NRG wheel, aftermarket racing seats, dildo shifter, lowered/cambered out stretched tires, plastidipped badges/wheels, vape, house music, illest stickers, windshield banner, and an instagram account on which they post pictures every day of their car in the school parking lot. And Hondas ALWAYS have the red badge they bought from ebay.
>yooo doin work on the car today #handyman #enthusiast #stancemakesherdance #rippaulwalker
>literally just taping on visors/deflectors on the doors
They're just kids trying to be a part of a scene. They want everyone to view them as fucking Brian O'Conner from Fast and Furious, they want EVERYONE know know they they're into cars, and ONLY Japanese cars.
And their car shows are nothing but trendy bullshit fashion shows where its $20 entry and everyone gets a trophy. Everyone is huddled around the Supras and GTRs, drones hovering around, vape clouds, and people riding on those fucking swagboards.
Its best to just steer clear of it if you don't have a clue about it, I'm lucky enough to have friends who are into this shit so I've figured out all kinds of ways to shit on them for it
>>13955867
I think stance is dumb as hell and about fitting in to a clique
But I really don't care either way. If people want to do it, who am I to complain? It's not hurting or inconveniencing me.
>>13957125
>clubbed fingers
Why am I not surprised. Almost all ricers have clubbed fingers. Low oxygen in the womb, retarded brain development.
>>13955836
Because it screams
"I'M TOO POOR TO BUY A GOOD CAR BUT LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!"
>>13957156
Up until you're looking for specfic car and cant find an intact one becuase they all were static dropped by idiots.
>>13956094
Looks better than 90% of the shitboxes in this thread
>>13957173
Lol try harder dick head
not even a Stance fag but people like you spewing that shit is pure retarded
>>13956225
That's bullshit. What about old people. They drive shittier and slower than anyone and there's a million more old people on the road than stance fags , so why doesn't your cop buddy see more old people get rear ended more than stance fags.
>>13957149
Rake>stance
>>13957244
okay dad time for bed
>>13957149
This is a perfect example as to whats fucking wrong with stance.
>I have a japanese car that means I can make it look tyte as fuck yo!
Fuck off you're driving a dogshit ugly Camry.
>>13955935
That lexus looks horrible from the factory anyway
Nobody's posted it yet? Fine, I'll post it
>>13955872
You have no real data to back that up. Where are stats for stanced cars? Do they report "low" cars?
>>13955836
Stance ruins the performance of an auto in pursuit of aesthetics. Lowered cars generally look great, but having a car that rubs the tires, or scrapes on the road is fucking gay.
The second portion of stance that's gay is they whole lifestyle angle. Vaping and an Illest sticker doesn't make you cool, regardless of what your other faggot friends tell you.
Lower your car reasonably, pick tires and wheels that fit, don't act like a giant faggot, and nobody would have any problems with modding your car to look cool.
>>13956307
Fucking this.
The micro-penis'd stance faggots here have to go fucking 3kph and brake for every slight road imperfection. I'd love to race those faggots for pinks in reverse in my car or on my bicycle because I guarantee you I'd win as they bounce around like retards. But hey, as long as their unusable and tacky cars looks good in the Tim Hortons parking lot it's all good.
>>13957280
>nobody would have any problems with modding your car to look cool
I would.
Doing anything for the sake of looking cool is fucking pathetic.
I have more respect for the autists in the sticker threads than stancefags.
>>13957293
Not as pathetic as crying like you are right now on an anime image board over something so irrelevant as how somehow chooses to modify their car
Keep telling yourself appearance doesn't matter though. I bet you do that every morning looking in the mirror
>>13955836
i only like stance on a 1998 mazda miata.
>>13957306
>mad
lol, stay pathetic butthurt stancer.
>>13957313
Sure thing bro enjoy your rusted ass miata with dents all over it. So hard core bro
You're just mad ONE of my wheels is worth more than your car
>>13957312
some would argue that is not stanced enough
>>13957339
some would also argue that its too stanced
>>13957293
I didn't mean cool as in popular, I meant cool as in good.
Its perfectly fine to do mods to your car to make it look better. Its not OK to do mods to your car that greatly sacrifice performance or utility to achieve good looks.
>>13957328
I have real alpinas so no I doubt that.
>>13957312
I fucking love those miatas. They look like mini vipers
>>13957173
Honestly it's not stance that worries me about the used 240sx/miata/rx7 market
it's drifting
that shit destroys cars, and it's not like 240's or rx7's are plentiful in the first place. Boomers didn't purposely destroy their cars back in the 60's, so three's still lots around today 50 years later. 50 years from now there will be exactly one clean 240sx left that hasn't had at least 6 major collisions
>>13957376
agreed
>>13957244
Stink bug/rake and gasser are the only good "stances"
>>13957391
I do agree with you on stance being less of a concern than drifting.
I disagree, however, about boomers not destroying their cars. A major contributing factor to why safety regulations came about so strongly is that kids driving muscle cars would drag race whenever they had the chance, and drive cars that lolcantturn like they were indie cars and getting into record high number of accidents. They didn't give a fuck that they were ruining their cars by what they were doing.
And it's not a muscle car thing only. An older guy was telling me that he and his friends used to buy Ford Model As because they were cheap and they'd drive them into the ground and leave them to die in fields.
People have always destroyed cars in some way. They just have no respect for vehicles.
If some ricer/chav wants to do it, whatever, but I just think it looks silly.
I wouldn't do it one my car because of the aforementioned silly looks, and because I value cornering performance / safety.
Also, I'm sure they wear their tires out very quickly, shit's expensive.
>>13955935
that fucking cthulhu grill, so awful.
This video shows exactly why I hate stance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJ_l53Nz_0
>>13957478
cringing
This.
>>13955956
Hmmm that's a strange way to spell "opinion". I'll have to look that one up
>>13956094
Dammit just got a hardon. I wanna thrash that thing innawoods somewhere so bad.
>>13956126
To be fair, they are so low that that horn is probably directly at earlevel. Which I suppose ia still their fault. Fuck stancebundleofsticks
>>13956172
Why would you take a vehicle a pour money into it to make it do the EXACT OPPOSITE of what it was designed to do? It's straight disrespectful of the engineers/design team that brought the vehicle to life
>>13956263
That IS how you fit in here you stupid idiot moron numbskull cocksucking burgerflipping pedophiliac warmongering little person
>>13957579
>S10
>offroading
>>13956315
Hahahahaha that gif. First genuine laugh I've had today, thanks m8.
Inb4 newfag, nobody cares
>>13957149
>sides
THIS IS WHY I LIKE STANCE.
>>13957478
>the house music
>the slow pans
>the artsy shots
>the rolling shots
>the house music
>rebadged TSX
>gotta go to the self serve car wash like every true enthusiast does cuz i love my bae, gotta make sure someone's recording it too
I fucking love how every stancefag is the same and every editor is the same, not an iota of originality.
I guess I'm just a hater
>>13956030
>DSC
>picture somehow looks like garbage
I didn't know Nikon made phones too.
>ig
Oh you gotta post da bae on Instagram and let everyone know you're a car enthusiast, I gotcha.
>>13957650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yC1XZ-2hyg&feature=youtu.be
>>13957287
I cannot for the life of me figure out the purpose of that vehicle.....slammed on 35 inch tires?????? What why how? Who?
>>13957660
I'm amused.
>and dat black ice
>>13957163
define poor
>>13957679
I call this "Instagram Shit"
>>13957603
Where did I say off roading? I meant to imply using it for hauling medium sized loads on road, trailering and the occasional light dirt road use, aka normal pickup truck duties. But yea the s10 is a piece of trash anyway I was more referring to p/u trucks in general
>>13957666
the picture is of the truck just after landing
>>13957328
>bro bro bro
>you're just mad I spend more money than you
You are everything wrong in this world.
>>13957156
>buddy of mine circlejerks G35's really hard
>always talks about he wants to have a fun car to fuck around in and "modify"
>tell him it'd be a waste of time and money, and he'll just end up regretting it after spending hundreds on cosmetic mods and plastidip once he actually learns shit instead of just liking things on instagram
>start arguing about stance one day
>"ITS WHAT THEY LIKE BRO WHO CARES"
Welp can't get past that argument.
I'm actually surprised with how little he knows compared to how long he's "been into cars"
>>13957696
Oooo.....doesn't look like that totally but I could understand that. The front tire sidewalls don't look deflected enough and there is no dust/ blurring to indicate motion...but I will take your word for it
>>13957149
>#hellacrushed
>>13955847
>Quebec
>that car is literally illegal now
>>13957695
Since thats bagged I assume it can still do all that. Look at a vehicle like the roadkill muscle truck. Still tows, still has a bed, hauls ass, just a bit lower.
>>13957328
>being this fucking mad
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
keep trying to make yourself feel better while you lay out planks on your driveway to leave
I think it has its place. I would only slam my car if I had airbags to raise it when I needed to. Like, get out of my nice cruiser car, park, rest its chassis on the ground and let it look cool and impress people then raise it back up when I get finished putting the groceries in my car. I bet I could even make an arduino controller to automatically change the height based on speed.
>>13957328
>mfw just my motor alone cost more than your whole car, mods and wheels included
It must suck pretending to look fast
>>13955847
I'm pretty sure that rear diffuser is supposed to be mounted on an evo 8/9. I'm so mad right now.
>>13957679
Then there's the rich that love the poor kissing their ass.
>>13955867
Oh, you must be a shitposter from /v/ or /a/ or something, because you clearly don't know shit about cars.
>>13957787
Really hope it's not ls1
>>13957704
>Topkek
Shit's a safety hazard and I haven't meet a single person who is part of that "life style", that wasn't intolerable. If it wasn't for the fact they turn like shit and you have to go around a stancefag when a difference height greater than an inch, I wouldn't have anything against that style.
>>13955836
The culture more than anything else
The stance "movement" is full of arrogant self-fellating cunts that think criticism is "hating". The entire "movement" is based upon the idea that everyone can be the "illest" by doing the same "sick" mods to their 20 year old VWs
>>13955874
>Carbra
The rest of it is decent, but carbras trigger my autism
>>13957660
Good music and good camera work.
This isn't too bad.
I'm assuming is satire though, r-right?
>>13958279
essentially this
Why does the government have to have make stance illegal?
>>13955836
why should I enjoy that witch is abhorrent and degrading
>>13958482
Because getting stuck on railroad tracks, 20 point turns, and swerving to avoid dips is a danger to drivers and everyone around them.
>>13957579
diametric juxtaposition and irony is all part of my degenerate art
>>13957328
>wheels
yea that's all you care about you vapid whore
>>13955881
True. Because she'll call you a faggot and leave you.
>>13958176
Nah fuck that shit, its what a stancefag like him would drool over its jap shit
>>13957265
This post honestly isn't very good as it equates literally everything involving the car community to competing with others. There is a lot more to being a car enthusiast than simply racing at whatever venue you have near by.
>>13955836
I don't hate it, I just have things like common sense, good taste, etc...
>>13955876
Awww, poor thing's stuck! It has come up against one of it's mortal enemies, railroad tracks.
>>13957163
> too poor to buy a good car
Says the guy with the highest trim Mustang
I HATE BANTZ. FUCKING BANTZNATION
Hate is a bit "too far"... I certainly don't like it, especially when the modification of a vehicle means that it now poses a significant danger to other traficants (super stretched tires, suspension so low you mighe get stuck and obstruct traffic and so on)
I like cars for their functionality and utility, and my ideology for modifying cars work pretty much in the same way. Cosmetics are cosmetics and can be modified just fine. The problems (for me) start when you reduce or completely impair the practical functionality of your vehicle for no reason other than cosmetics. You are reducing the performance potential of your vehicle while gaining absolutely nothing except for matching a "trend".
Improve cosmetics to improve cosmetics, improve performance to improve performance, but don't let comsetics affect the performance/functionality to a degree where your car no longer functions in an "acceptable" manner
i prefer race stance like pic related
a little camber like GS400guy is okay i guess...just not 45 god damn degrees and tucked touching the gas filler line
>>13957679
What an absolute waste. Whoever did that should be shot. One of the most incredible performance cars ever, and it can no longer perform.
The idiocy of stance summed up in one image.
>>13956030
fuck that's sick
>>13960133
faggot
>>13957125
holy shit clubbed fingers, i didnt even know there was such a thing but i just googled it and now i feel sick
>>13957478
>that based old lady at the end
>>13955970
>Cyclists
>Hazardous
Please learn to drive
>>13955847
>mfw I know that guy
I think he's the only stancefag ever to actually mean it when he says he doesn't care about rub and stuff like that. At least he's not delusional.
>>13957650
>YOU JUS A FUKIN H8R BRO GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I VAPE YOUR ASS BRO #I<3MYH8RS #ISUCKDICKS #STANTS #HEKTIK #HELLAFLUSH #HELLAFAG
>>13955847
why would you ruin such a gorgeous car ;(
>>13955956
No, see that's different. That doesn't look like stance. Stance is obnoxious amounts of camber and being slammed. Just lowering a car and adding a bit of camber is not the same.
>>13956249
And here you are... Welcome!
>>13957149
That's one down
>>13957149
It's ugly. That's it.
Kek I was riding yesterday and told some kid at a red light "hey man, I think your rear axel is fucked up you should get it checked out" and before he could say anything the light turned green and I kek'd away
>>13956030
I made this in 2011
you faggots are late to the party
>>13960104
I literally have -1.5 degree of camber all around bro lol
I used to have like -7 tho if that's what you mean
>>13955847
>stanced STi
literally what for
I lowered my trailer.
Hella flush
>>13960110
this post is so fucking retarded I actually chuckled
>>13961290
so you basically have just normal camber now
okay well 7 is kinda pushing it for me but it's not completely unreasonable
Is this acceptable camber on my car
>>13961982
Did you do it for "style" or after hours of tuning your chassis on the race track?
>>13961999
So I can fit 265/35/18