This guy drives up to the club blasting Pitbull and smoking hookah
Starts to hit on your girl
What do you do
Grab his crotch to assert dominance
Nothing, my girl hates sandniggers.
>>13953529
Put a 10mm through his face.
>>13953529
>challenge him to a race on nearest touge
>whoop his ass in my Si
shit talk about how benz is inferior to bmw
>>13953529
>Buy him drinks
>Report suspected drunk driver to the police shortly before he's about to leave.
>>13953529
That's Amir Khan. Professional boxer. He would beat the shit out of any of you faggots and he doesn't even listen to Pitbulll because he's not a faggot like you guys.
>>13953576
>Amir
he drives a benz, what did you expect his name to be
>>13953576
>pull out 10 dollar pocket knife
>his entire career's training is made worthless
boxers are such idiots lol.
I don't go to clubs, I don't have a girl, so I'm literally the world's least phased person by his existence.
>>13953583
Mohammed?
Crawl into my kekshed and play animal crossing.
plug my OBD scanner into the port and pull all of the codes and tell him his lugnuts are also retarded
>>13953529
>implying I have a girl
>>13953583
>>13953722
probably drifts like shit like those sand niggers back in bumfuck egypt
shoot him with my FAMAS
>>13953984
That's an M4 you nigger
>>13953608
>implying you need to pull out a knife on a boxer
just tackle him
>>13953563
This
>>13953984
>>13953991
omg you dumb asses its a calaskinov
>>13954012
newfag
>>13953991
No its a FAMAS brand FAMAS
>>13953999
And watch as he knocks you the fuck out while laying on his back. >>13953529
>>13953529
>thinks you can smoke hookah while driving
>>13953529
jokes on him my girlfriend's a lesbian
Grind my 10inch cock against his boypussy.
>>13954045
You're still fucked, because that means she is a boxing fan.
>>13953984
I know an Uzi when I see one
>>13954029
No it's an M16 brand M16
>>13954038
>implying you can't
>>13954030
nah just pin him down for 10 seconds and i win
>>13953529
Laugh at his pleb-tier Mercedes, and I'd ask my chick if she wants to fuck him. Then we'd laugh at him until he left.
>>13953551
What 10mm? Your dick?
>>13953576
exactly
>>13954012
Kalashnikov*
>>13953529
I would tell him to talk to the hand, but he already is
>challenge him to an ear-wiggling contest
>watch as he flies backwards into a skyscraper
>Turkey is blamed for this new terrorist attack
>USA liberates Turkey
And nothing of value was lost
>>13954250
.40 caliber. The douchiest round ever designed. Kick of a .45 with the power of a 9mm.
>>13954071
Heartily keked
>>13953551
Fallout fag
>>13953984
change that filename.
>>13953984
is that a FAMAS?
>>13953529
laugh in his face when the gf gives him a disgusted look
Club him to death.
Throw this on and watch him get BTFO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
>>13953576
because boxing and a real fight are the same thing. Also, I have a gun.
His wife or his wife's driver once came to my place of work..
It was my day of so I don't know.
...I like the guy anyway
Claim to fame senpai
>>13953529
If he likes Pitbull, it is highly unlikely that we'd be going to the same club.
You better turn around ahmed, I got a fist full of pork waiting for you.
Joke's on him, my girlfriend is ugly and suffers from thrush like all the time.
Literally the only reason I'm with her is that it's marginally better than the crushing loneliness that was my life previously. She's not even good in bed, last week she bought a ton of lingerie and stuff, and I made up a weekend trip with friends, just so I could have an excuse not to do anything sexual with her. Instead I drove all day Saturday, taking random directions until I ended up in the middle of the desert, and slept in my car. Drove all the way back yesterday, stopped at a gas station to buy some oil, realized it was the wrong sort about 200 miles later. Then even though I was fucking tired when I got back and I told her I wasn't feeling like it, we still ended up having sex, and I'm stuck with a gallon of oil I can't use.
So go ahead bro, have at it.
>>13955333
Aaaaah jaysus. Don't ever change, /o/.
>>13955278
all these years of night at the roxburry and it was an effeminate black guy the whole time. damn
>>13955333
nice
>>13955333
post pics
also i suffer from thrush, never could figure out how to cure it. as long as i stay hydrated thought it stays at the very very back of the tongue though. once in awhile ill scrape it off if i drink beer or something the day before
>>13955365
>tongue
It's not that sort of thrush, unfortunately.
>>13955407
they make medication for that shit
Should have been a pharmacist.
>>13954622
>>13954250
Educate yourself. .40 S&W is a shortened version of 10mm Auto
>>13954084
Not it's a BMW brand M4
>>13953550
Bingo
>>13955365
>>13955407
What's thrush?
The uzi of the pharmaceutical world.
>>13953563
Canada intensifies
>>13955539
What's google?
>>13953576
>implying 'professional' boxing helps in a real fight
kekel me shekels
Shit on his windscreen.
>>13954622
This
>>13955333
please be real
>>13955365
Floss and brush your teeth and tongue after every meal and I find mouthwash keeps it down too.
>>13954622
10mm auto existed long before Fallout was a thing.
My carry gun is a Glock 29 in 10mm.
>>13955668
i did that for awhile didn't seem to change much, went back to twice a day. mouthwash helps but only because it lubricates your mouth. having drymouth is when it comes about, or eatings lots of sugar/yeast
>>13953529
I've had this happen to me back when I still had a gf.
Some faggots in a lowered 2013 Jetta pulled up and started cat-calling her. She turned around and told them that my dick was bigger than theirs and that I fucked her better than any of them VAGboys would ever do.
>>13954353
God damn fuck your Mercedes. My M3 would mash your car into a snowy pulp. I hate you so much, fucking tripfag.
>>13953529
My girl wouldn't touch this maggot with a ten foot pole
>>13955676
15 years before, but gained prominence around the same time actually.
>Implying I'm at the club for pleasure, and earning a living
>>13956360
*and not
fuck
>>13953529
>Starts to hit on your girl
>your girl
>girl
I'd tell him to get away from my car .
>>13954444
>not knowing the difference between shit-tier .40 and god-tier 10mm
>>13953529
>challenge him to a race for pinks
>tell him to wait in his car while I get mine
>he smugly revs his engine and vapes
>after a while he sees a BMW 7 series pull in
>assumes it's me since I act like I'm a high roller despite living with my mom still
>he puts it in "D"
>BMW pulls into a parking spot next to him
>through his sound deadened doors he hears what sounds like a screaming tractor engine
>I barrel down a side alley in my Volvo 240 and slam into his door at 30MPH
>his car rolls on to its roof, frame pushed in a solid 8 inches
>I hop out of my car and stroll over to his now totaled Mercedes
>squat down and see that the airbags jammed his vape pen into his eye, killing him
>climb back in to my undamaged killing machine
>chuckle and place my hand on my girl's thigh
>except there's nothing there
>It starts to set in that I've never even kissed a girl
>come to think of it he came here with a girl anyways
>go home and shitpost on /o/
>>13953576
Amir detected
>>13953576
>boxer starts beating me viciously
>create just enough distance to draw and fire from retention
>double tap to the sternum
WOW THOSE BOXING SKILLS SURE HELPED YOU IN THIS GUNFIGHT DIDN'T THEY FAGGOT
>>13953529
>Starts to hit on your girl
Tell him to get his own damn daki.
>>13956986
But what if he karate chops your gun in half?
>>13953529
>Joke's on him, I have no girl for him to steal
>>13954217
He was vaping while he's scrapin before millenials were even an idea
What a legend
>>13953529
Smash his grill into the lumber rack of my pickup.
Proceed to facefuck his toothless corpse while my gf schlicks.
>>13953529
My girl will avoid him, so whats the point of doing anything?
If the guy still bothers her, I will just tell him to go away.
If he doesn't go away, then well, being in a local club and knowing the owner and staff, I think he will go away.
>>13953529
get an unopened beer bottle and smack him over the head
proceed to take a dump on the hood of his entry tier c-class
i'd rather deal with a lawsuit (if he survives) or the small punishment i'd get for removing kebab then getting my shit beaten by some subhuman cunt muffin that just so happens to like punching stuff
>being in a club in the first place
nah i already have my fair share of tinnitus
>>13958115
I pull out my other gun.
>>13953529
Ask my Indian friend pajeet to shit into his cabin air filter. Bribe him to poopie for a rupee incase he thinks there is airbox witch or something.
Nothing. I drive an XJR. it's better than his shitbox. My girl laughs at mr sandnigger.
>>13955333
>>13953529
>Starts to hit on your girl
>What do you do
dat bitch carry a gun, she got it on lock
>>13961600
Not relevant to thread but shit thread anyway
Tinnitus bro here, I'd rather be dead than exacerbate it by going to a club
>>13961791
after dealing with crippling levels for 6 days before medication kicked in(or maybe just placebo effect, who knows) i'd honestly rather be an outcast all my life than attend any social gathering with ear shattering levels of music
and i mean it, that shit was mind numbing, like having a jet engine inside your brain
