Sorry anon i is only date men with lada, yes?
>>13950439
hey comrade woman, i come with lada. we go.
>>13950446
NOT OF FAST ENOUGH IVAN BLYAT, USHANKA WOMAN BELONG TO I
>>13950439
lada of a shit! Come torivash let me show real my car
>>13950439
cyka blyat you of wait until dispose wife
>>13950439
>>13950446
>Wears Ushanka hat
>somehow still doesn't benefit from +1 intelligence boost.
>>13950722
>implying +1 would help when you're at -5
da, da, avtovaz tovarish
I went to Cuba months ago and paid some guy $4 to drive his Lada and wear a hat with a red star on it. It was great, I was the proletariat, I had ideals, my life MEANT something! Then I flew back to the states and consumed easily obtained calories in excess while drinking fluorinated water and masturbating to HD Latina porn.
I had a dozen marriage proposals there, like some guy would stop me in the street, call his sister over and say we should get married. Also prostitues, like an obnoxious amount of them. Nice food, music and art I guess.
Lada Niva.
I have tank, come with me.
>>13950459
>microwave
Fake russian detected
>He doesn't drive a zil
>>13950439
>tfw no Lada Niva
Why live?
>>13950439
I actually think the Kalina Sport looks kinda fun. But the performance is absolutely horrible. Why can't Russians make good cars?
>>13953888
I ask myself the same over americans
>>13953734
>RWD
>you are like a sports car
>you are so fast
>the smell of sex and money
>and you can go far
>but I am like a tractor
>I am slow but I am fit
>and eventually, I'll find you
>I'll crush you like a little shit
