So I had a drunk idea about opening a bar dedicated to drunk driving. What are some car related drinks?
Tell me what you think of my ideas:
55 Mercedes Le Mans: A regular Kamikazee except served on fire.
Don't blame me if they're terrible I've been hitting the 151 since like 6. What are you fagg/o/ts drinking?
Top Fuel: 190proof everclear served straight up and consumed at a rate of 60gal/hour flat ou
Alternatively just a Friday night chill thread/funny thread.
The Go-Baby-Go would be from our classic reserve of Four-Lokos when they still had kick.
Group C: A Pint glass of 50/50 Jaegermeister and Orange juice. Man up and drink it all in 30 seconds for the crowd or throw up on the spectators in a orange fiery mess.
Kimi: Pint glass of Vodka with a ice cream bar.
The Buick (for the Fireball 8): 8 individual shots of Fireball doused with a shot of everclear and lit up.
The Quattro Röhrl: Four of pic related glued onto a single plastic base.
>No one mentions Irish Car bombs.
God damnit /o/
>>13900777
We're racing nerds we could give a shit about some pussyfooting political movement.
Ordering a "Pony" or "Mustang" would get you the cheapest 8% swill beer we have, and you'd be forced to sit in the corner with the other people who ordered the drink and lie about the content of your drink.
"Yeah I ordered this one special through FoMoCo to get 10%"
I feel like the drink "Classic Beemer" would be the equivalent of Gin served in a Mason Jar.
>>13900540
the mexican beetle
tequila
squirt soda
orange juice
and the glass or pic related lined with rock salt
i forgot the portions but it was godly or i was really fucked up lol
>>13900798
>pussyfooting political movement.
>terrorist army who wrecked shit across the British Isles for decades and nearly assassinated the entire British Cabinet in a single attack
>>13900839
>Never took 170 people hostage and released only the mooslims.
>Never held up an entire shopping mall for a week.
>TFW You realize they're such good for nothings they never even shut down paris for a week.
We're gonna get banned doing this on /o/, let's head to /pol/.
>What are some car related drinks?
>Friday night chill thread
the fuck is going on in this thread
[INSERT CAR YOU HATE]: Any old drink, but salt the ice before you serve it so it gets colder and less appetizing the longer you drink.
We could sell a Harley(tm) flavored drink and offer a special glass that is extremely loud when you set it down, and has chrome all over, then a leather glass insulator to keep it cool. All for a small extra charge, of course.
The Jixer (GSXR) would be Jager mixed with Red bull. Maybe served with salt and a lemon so you can make a show out of getting yourself fucked up.
>>13900888
>Ignores the people revering terrorism.
What the fuck is wrong with this board?
>>13900981
i ask my self that shit too
shit changed alot and got slow as fuck within a year of absence
Top Fuel: Whiskey sour, made with overproof white rum instead, with some caffiene in there and just a dash of raw nicotine.
The Group B - 2 shots whiskey, 2 shots jager, 2 shots absinthe, gets slapped out your hand when you try to drink it
>>13900600
The [WEEKLY FRIDAY THREAD] is akready going. Check the catalogue drunkie.
>>13901220
Go find your mother's sweet spot and stick it in slowly. She's a terribly ugly woman but she's lonely thanks to the transvestite you call your fuckin daddy and I'm not there to lay her out so I need you to stop dreaming about your left fucking hand and do it for her.
Tl;Dr fuck off
>>13900540
>55 Mercedes Le Mans: A regular Kamikazee except served on fire.
Do you stop serving it for 50 years?
(Or however long Mercedes took after their record breaking kill streak)
>>13900571
>>13900540
do you serve people on the go?
The Rusty Rocker Panel: Blue Curacao & Tennesse Fire
Pic is of a drive in liquor store...
>>13900540
You should go to AA.
A local bar here has what they call a 'DUI', they serve it in a plastic gasoline jug. Idk what's in it, but it's pretty good. Some sort of Long Island tasting mix.
>>13902885
I already have one, I don't know what I would do without their 100 mile free towing.
>>13903082
Seek help for your addiction.
>>13903082
This. And don't forget their discounts.
>>13900540
4pts Sambuca
1pt Fireball
1pt Tequila
Set it on fire.
>Burning Rubber, because it tastes like burnouts smell
>>13901630
Aren't those common in america? They are everywhere in australia.
the pinto
some lower shelf regular type shooter, but when you are about drink it someone sneaks up behind you, gives you a slight bump and reaches around and lights it on fire