have you ever accidentally fallen into a street race?
i just did tonight
>driving to night class for drafting
>still kinda stoned from a couple hours earlier
>get to stop light
>Acura RSX pulls up to me
>a couple swagfags inside with the windows down
>only thing i knew about it was the RCR review
>light turns green
>long stretch of empty road ahead
>start driving normally
>RSX does a fly by
>no pipe is visible in the back
>hear the iconic ricer buzz
>red suspension bits
>realize these guys are ricers
>decide to fuck around with them
>drop into 3rd and floor it past them
>they start flooring it when i get right next to them
>look down at speedo a few seconds after they start catching up
>already going 100mph
>look at speedo 10 seconds or so later
>110mph
>they finally get past me
>already expected that because we both have the same weight and he has at least 12hp more than me stock
>traffic coming up
>start downshifting about 700ft prior so i don't wear the fuck out of my brakes
>RSX still flying and almost hits somebody doing the speed limit in the middle of the road as i start downshifting
>see brake lights come on as he gets to the traffic and i dont evwen have my foot on the brake pedal
>didn't care if i lost as it was a fun experience
>>13895859
I think you should re-evaluate what 'accidentally' means, you dumb stoner fuck.
Not only were driving while high you decided to street race on a public road, almost being partially responsible for an accident.
>>13895911
jesus r u my mom
>>13895918
>being this edgy
please kill yourself and let me re-direct you to the proper board >>>/b/
>>13895918
Nigga be more responsible. Drugs r bad for driver reactions. Don't drive if you plan on blazing
>>13895911
>I think you should re-evaluate what 'accidentally' means, you dumb stoner fuck.
okay not accidentally but I didn't actually expect him to take the bait
>Not only were driving while high you decided to street race on a public road, almost being partially responsible for an accident.
nah he decided to... i just decided to fly by
also i had to get to school... i aint got time to sit at home and sober up... plus I wasn't that high
also how the fuck am I responsible for someone else's actions?
>>13895934
>>13895930
btw >>13895918 wasn't me
>>13895911
>almost being partially responsible for an accident
nope. the honda driver is the only one responsible for his actions. he had no reason to race OP
>driving while under the influence of anything.
fuck yourself
>>13895859
>start downshifting about 700ft prior so i don't wear the fuck out of my brakes
fucking autist
why does everybody on this board get so bootyblasted about driving high? driving high is not the same as driving drunk. driving after smoking 3 hours prior is nothing.
>>13895992
100% anon agree
>>13895951
>>13895943
Of course he's responsible, it takes 2 to tango. He initiated the race, and doesn't even give a shit about driving high.
>Hurr I ain't got time to sober up
DONT FUCKING GET STONED IF YOU NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE SOON AFTER, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>I ain't responsible for starting a drag race
Meaning
>I didn't know he would respond in a way that I assumed he would
>it's not my fault if he crashes
>it's not my fault if I stir up a hornets nest and they sting my friend
Yes it is. He wouldn't 'nearly crash' if you hadn't started it. If anyone died it would be on you.
You ARE responsible for anything that happens in that kind of situation. If someone died, that's on you
>>13895992
Straight edge adherents are like SJWs, Mormons, etc. They're self-righteous and sanctimonious, and nobody likes a preachy cunt.
It's a dumbass thing to do either way but I'm not your mother.
>>13895992
I have no desire to smoke weed and I never have, but I'm surrounded by people who do. I've never felt in danger while being driven by a dude high off his ass.
>>13896019
hornets are innocent animals with no legal responsibility
>>13895859
Next thread will be
>have you ever accidentally fallen into a hospital bed and killed 2 kids in the process?
I recently witnessed a 40 roll race of a evo 8 and 9 in front of me. it was pretty sweet they flew away probably doing 120. Then traffic behind us caught the adrenaline rush and everyone. besides me decides to do 85-90.
VROOM VROOM RACE CAR
>>13895859
>you drove high
>you yourself instigated a race with a fwd shitbox
>you lost
You should be exiled from /o/
>>13895992
>driving high is not the same as driving drunk
I actually think driving high is more difficult than driving drunk. I'm not a regular weed smoker though. Could be a tolerance thing.
>>13895859
I wouldn't exactly say "accidentally", but what happens surprisingly often is:
>I sometimes slow down through local villages because I'm not a complete sociopath
>Some dude behind me tailgates
>I slow down more because fuck tailgaters
>Village ends, national speed limit ensues
>I drop to second and floor it
>He seems to take this as some sort of challenge
>Proceed to hurtle round countryside for a bit until one of us has to turn off
Sure insurance is a bitch, road surfaces are often very questionable and farm traffic is a nightmare, but rural England is still a great place to like cars.
>>13895859
DUDE
>>13897631
FWD isn't a bad thing
stay mad
>>13897631
>mazda
>good in a straight line
>ever
getting into an "accidental" street race is like getting into "accidental" pussy.
Shit don't happen
>>13898029
Yes it is.
>>13900802
>muh dorifto
also don't pull that understeer bullshit
if you really need to steer more, just rip out the front sway bar and/or get a stiffer rear one
>>13900875
>also don't pull that understeer bullshit
>if you really need to steer more, just rip out the front sway bar and/or get a stiffer rear one
>it's 2015
>ricers still exist
>>13898029
Epic meme brah :^)
>>13900887
Story would be better if you had added a stock diesel pickup passing both your ricer asses.
>>13895992
i drive drunk. Fuck you losers are a bunch of fucking babies. Live a little
>>13898025
WEED
>>13895859
>10 seconds to go from 100 to 110
sad as fuck m8
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>13896042
Natural selection will take care of you
You guys are boring fucks, if he hurts someone they'll get millions of dollars to enjoy their miserable lives with.
Why even own a nice car if you don't enjoy it on open fucking roads, learn to drive.
>>13901812
>why even own a nice car
Case and point being most of this board does not.
>>13895859
>be me tonight
>driving in my 480HP 3000GT VR-4
>doing speed limit
>notice camry with blacked out lights keeps speeding up, matching my speed and "flying forward
>imgame.jpeg
>wait for him to start moving ahead
>drop a gear and floor it
>twin 16T turbos spool full at 4000 rpm
>quad cam v6 flying up the rpms
>the camry is now 8 car lengths behind me
>realize i have won
>dont stop
>you never stop boost come on
>fly past police officer going the other way
>lights flick on
>evasive maneuvers
>slam the breaks, downshift like mad
>hit a right
>another right into alley
>turn lights off
>cops drives past alley a few seconds later
>wait a few more seconds
>back out
>see camry
>wreck him again
not a bad night at all
>>13895859
>>start downshifting about 700ft prior so i don't wear the fuck out of my brakes
So instead you'll strain your engine. Brakes are cheaper than a blown engine you faggot.
>>13895859
>cruising down highway on liter bike
>Newer camaro blows past me
>catch up in like a second
>Stay on his tail for the next few miles
>newish rider so I didn't want to overtake him, though I could have easily
>Ended up doing 175 while we both pass all the cars
>Roll up to next intersection, we're going different ways
>Throws deuces out his window, I throw em back
>good time was had by all
>>13902147
engine braking does no significant harm to your car, unless you're buttfuck retarded and downshift from 5th to 2nd coming of the highway going way too fast
>Drive XR6T with the turbo badges taken off
>At least 3x P-Platers in V6 commodores per day for rekting
>One time pull up next to a base model aurion with greens
>Can feel the pre-race tension (you all know)
>Launch
>Hear WHNNNNN next to me
>He fucking rekts my shit all the way up to 100 when we back off
>See him at servo a couple days later
>Have a chat
>Crazy fuck is running a pulley'd TRD engine
>Said he's owned it all through his greens and he's off them in a month
>Never even RBT'd
And that's the story of how i got my shit pushed in by a beige grandpas car being driven by a p-plater
>>13902147
>strain your engine
>engine braking
Nigger, if anything it's GOOD for it. Compression braking helps clear carbon out.
Yeah some chump in a last gen Renaultsport Clio 200.
My Fiesta ST dicked all over him with that Tarbo power.
>>13902363
Holy shit kangaroo land has an entirely different language
>>13896023
I know I have to drive on the roads with the morons. I've almost been killed a few times. While I agree with you about all the pricks trying to preach about this shit, I think people are fucked in the head to drive under the influence
>>13902627
i race shitty vauxhall corsas up and down the dual carriageway. thats about it.
>>13901901
ITT: Things that didn't happen.
Similar thing happened to me.
> engaging meme arrows for epic lulz
> sitting at stoplight fucking around with the column shifter on my sport fury
> decide to try starting in 1st because why not?
> dude next to me in a V6 2000-something grand am takes this as a challenge.
> floors his grand am
> I see him pulling past me at a decent clip, not too fast though. It's on.
>floor my fury, but we have a problem. The car is still in first.
> my fury roars up to 40 or so but will go no faster
> I'm trying to find drive on my column shifter
> by this point we had hit traffic and the 'race' was done.
> feel like an awkward spaz for the rest of the day.
he beat me by a car length or so. I really wish I could find that guy and have an actual race some time. I'm pretty sure my car could take his if I wasn't too busy being a retard. By the way I think this might count as an accidental race.
>>13901100
Ditto, and sometimes it's really engaging, but it's just a matter of risk reduction.
Know your route, know how fast you can go, pay extra attention to your surroundings,use the route that has less traffic/pedestrians, etc.
>>13903261
>driving drunk
>thinks he's making good decisions
>being this fucking retarded
Here's to your future DUI. Hope they take your license away for ten years and you get drunk raped in the city jail. Seriously...die in a fire.
>>13903277
Fucking edgelord. Take your moralfaggotry back to Tumblr where someone will give a shit.
>>13895930
>"jesus are you my mom?" is edgy
>"please kill yourself" is not
Youre on the wrong board, the board you want is >>>/r9k/
>>13895992
Because they're shut in nerds with 0 real world experience.
>>13895859
>look at speedo
>100mph
>look at speedo 10 seconds later
>110 mph
Kek holy fuck Anon you just woke my girlfriend up with my laughter.
>>13902171
You're full of shit.
>>13902290
Brakes are for stopping not your engine unless is a diesel engine designed with a Jake brake.
>>13895859
>mazda 3
>he had 12 hp more
so he was a 500cc motobike and you were a 250
>downshifting
does anybody do this? I just go into angel and let it roll
>>13902370
Show me a legitimate source that says that. I thought that getting it up to temp then doing some full throttle pulls took care of that.
The Ferrari mechanics did that back in the day because owners were faggot pussies that didn't drive it the way it was meant to be.
>>13903277
This >>13903295
I never lose my fucking mind when I'm drunk, and I know when I'm too pissed to drive, so I wait for a while until I come down a bit.
I hope so too, dying in a fire would be really manly and I wouldn't have to deal with fags or taxes anymore.
>>13895859
>driving stoned
>getting into "street races"
>downshifting to not wear out a part of the car which is meant to be easily replacable due to regular wear
>getting agitated because someone does a flyby
>10seconds to get to 110 from 100 flat out
it was fun being 16 with a shitbox, but get your shit together before you hurt someone.
>>13895859
>10 seconds for 10mph
Even my shit FRS accelerates faster than that
>>13903261
>random pedestrian still hits your route
>you're too inebriated to react in time
>injure/kill him
>you're now fucked
idiot
driving after a beer or something is no problem
driving half a day after smoking weed usually isn't (depends on how it affects you)
but driving actually drunk or high? fuck off.
>Riding up hill on motorbike
>Guy in wrx playing with me
>Take the bait, speed up
>Now doing 140 in a 80 zone
>Pass a cop
>Oh fuck
>Subbie pulls off
>So does the cop
>Drop down to speedlimit
>Nothing happens
Holy fuck was that stressful. Glad my license bulbs are dim as fuck I guess.
>>13903415
When did /o/ suddenly fill up with faggot niggers like this?
>just watched that over the limit under arrest commercial
> "drunk driving is bad you guys"
> "I'm going to swear about it so maybe someone will take me seriously"
>>13903329
Both are for stopping actually. use of both of these simultaneously can both extend the life of your brakes, as well as improve gas mileage
>>13903191
Oh ok i forgot you were there
how to start a riot on /o/
>street racing
>driving high
>GM
>japshit
>frostyfag
>>13895859
I would never do it under the influence of anything, but I do shit like that all the time.
>>13895992
Its hard to drive really high but its fine when im buzzed off weed the same thing for liquor but i drive my 50cc scooter and 125cc bike smashed a lot because its so easy to drive under the influence compared to a car
pic is related the thing i drive drunk its a 50cc 4 speed manual
