>Hangabout, heres my offa 1500 quid cash in hand
What do you do?
None of my cars are worth only 1500, so...
Yea, nahh m8 get fucked ya cuntt. Me 'olden worfs more den 1500 ya drongo.Get fuaaaarked.
>>13884465
I walk away from anyone who calls me "hangabout".
>>13884473
oi look here ya cheeky little cunt
ya got rust all over the boot of ur motor here
gonna cost me n edd an arm n a leg to fix up this heap
twistin me fuckin arm are ya, 1700 quid final offa cash in hand and i take it off ya hands today
>>13884465
Punch him hard in the face, but I'd probably have done that before he even opened his mouth.
Shit if someone offers me 1500 pounds sterling for either of my cars I'd jump on it.
>>13884465
sure
>7000 united states dollars, partner
>i don't take kindly to rowballers
>c'mon mate, 'old out ya hand; i'm offerin ya free fousand, free hundred, and firty free pounds
>>13884465
>>13884675
>slams bonnet or door shut with the force of 1000 suns before saying this
>1500 quid!? you lookin for half a car m8?
>>13884465
Laugh and dose away.
1500 quid would barely buy my engine without the box.
>1500 for my shitbox subaru
sure, im hard pressed finding someone to give me 300 for it, but im still going to demand for more, closer my way to 3000
>"What?"
>>13884533
Underrated
>>13884675
is edd his captive? It makes sense now.
>>13884517
he's not calling you a hangabout, he's telling you to hangabout i.e hold on. Do you even britbong m8
>>13884465
Wonder how the fuck a chubby englishman showed up on my doorstep with britmoney offering me like 1/10th of my car's value.
How about around 3 thousand america freedom federal reserve note dollarydoos?
>>13884465
SOLD!
*extend hand*
just take it away and please let me forget the mistake I made
>>13884465
>Fantastic, I've just gone and bought meself a crackin Honder Civic!
>mfw that would honestly be a fair offer for my vehicle
>>13884465
I wish someone would give me $2300 for my truck
>>13884533
flawless
>post truck on classifieds for $7,000, say price isn't negotiable
>still get emails of people saying they'll give me significantly less in cash acting like their offer is worth more because the payment is in dollar bills
>sell it for my asking price no problem
>>13884675
I came here to post this.
Fanks a bunch anon.
>>13889861
I can't believe it! I've bought meself a wickid Lada Niva foh by foh!
>>13884465
>1500 quid
Cars not even worth 1500 CAD so sure
>trying to part out my old Shelby Daytona
>guy wants to know how much for the intercooler
>tell him I found a guy who'll buy the car for $600
>he texts me "nobody will buy it for $600 lol
>sell it for $600 and text the guy back to tell him
>tfw watching wheeler dealers has led you to become a jew as a hobby
>tfw you realize that some of the negotiating that mike does isn't as easy as it looks, at least if you want to get the buyer/seller to not walk away from your ridiculous prices
>>13895119
how am i supposed to buy a civic for $1000 below the price they're asking?
>>13889861
>Honder
[muffled kekles]
So do britbongs hate him or Jeremy Clarkson more?
>>13884465
Laugh about his country being invaded by shitskins and tell him to fuck off
>>13889940
I don't think you're really as cute as your face image lets on anon.
Are you?
>>13884699
>$1500 for your engine
That must be a lame ass car. The bare long block in my mustang was over $6000.
>>13895491
I'm just learning the art of the jew. Find shit that's wrong with the car, maybe get touchy/closer to them, but not too close, read their body language. I like what you've got, I think it's great, but it's got a couple of problems is a great phrase.
Do market research, pray to moses frequently.
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>>13895588
what mustang are you driving you can get a complete Windsor 5.0 for $500
>>13884473
Take it ya bogan. 1500squids is about 3.2 million strayan pesos
Tell him "I would have accepted 500£ m8" while I shake his hand
>>13884465
Aye sure mate, £1500 for a 15 year old BMW with no brakes, no ABS pump and an engine that drinks oil like I drink whisky is a pretty good deal to me
