What's the closet real life equivalent to the Canyonero?
ur mum
Centurion
Chevy Suburban
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Harvester_Scout
>>13883828
the front is sort of angular like a bronco
The H2 or Chevy Suburban
>>13883828
Hummer H1
Looks like a Jeep Wagoneer.
Excursion
>>13885553
Didn't exist yet.
>>13883828
What's the closest thing to the thundercougarfalconbird?
>>13885553
excursion
/thread
>>13885558
A falcon with cougar and thunderbird parts. Or some other combination of the three.
>>13885553
In terms of being absolutely fucking gigantic, yes. The excursions are absolute behemoths. 8mpg with towing package gearing. The first vehicle to be fitted with special low-hanging bumpers or some shit like that for the safety of other cars. Rides like it doesn't have any suspension. Fuckhuge v10. You climb into it, you don't get into it. Parking is nigh impossible.
That being said, drive one of these if you ever get the chance. Feel the symbol of excess first hand, and then never complain about parking your car ever again.
>>13884051
this
>>13885572
And only tiny women drive them
>>13885555
>quads for great justice
Jeep Wagoneer. It's not as big but it's the right shape and from the right era.
At the time the episode was written the eternal (18 years long) generation of the Suburban was discontinued just years ago and still seen everywhere on the roads while competitor SUVs barely even started to gain ground (Ford didn't even have a full size four door SUV until 1996) so it's probably the correct piece of cultural background, though one might argue that the Jeep Wagoneer looks more similar.
>>13885592
this. however
>Ford didn't even have a full size four door SUV until 1996
is incorrect
>what is 1989 bronco centurion
>>13885583
My father actually used his as a work truck, believe it or not, since it could tow almost anything. Towed a fuckhuge toy hauler camper trailer too.
>>13885605
A low volume third party conversion with official Ford approval that didn't play an actual role in American car culture at the time.
>>13885609
Your father is a short woman?
>>13885601
fair enough, 1998 and all. Probably the suburban then.
>>13883828
Excursion.
>>13885572
I own an e350 with the 7.3L
It's a true behemoth.
![Bilder-Marauder-SUV-aus-Suedafrika-1200x800-a82afeded0ed75b2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SEwvqf2.jpg "Bilder-Marauder-SUV-aus-Suedafrika-1200x800-a82afeded0ed75b2[1].jpg")
>>13885930
Came here to post that. Just some more 'Murrican DNA and you got the Canyoneeeeerooooooo-ooooh!
Whats the closest real life equivalent to the Homer?
>>13885930
OMG WHAT IS IT WIT DEEZ MODERN CARS AND SMALL WINDOWS
IT LOOKS SO BLOATED AND PIGFAT EVEN THE HUMMERS WINDSHIELD IS BIGGER OMG!!
>>13886458
pontiac aztek
>>13886458
fiero with bodykit
>>13883828
All these idiots posting SUV's... That is obviously a station wagon
>>13886587
What's the closest real life equivalent of the 6000 SUX?
>>13886587
Have you even listened to the Canyonero theme song you shitsniffing newfag?
>Can you name the truck with four wheel drive? Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five
>>Truck
>Top of the line in utility sports. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
>>utility sports
>>13886627
Aston Martin Lagonda in both how it looked and how much it sucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA
>>13883828
not a SUV but otherwise fits the bill 100%
>>13886670
Well the pic looks like it was inspired by the AMC Eagle which is four wheel drive and seats 35, it's just not a truck
>>13886701
>tfw no r32 golf
>>13885558
>hover car
>needs traditional engine
always loved the futurama writing staff because I knew that they knew, you know?
fuck centurions are cool
>>13885558
>>13886886
have you discovered a time machine back to year 1998
>>13886701
What the hell would you even use that truck for? Whatever you put in the bed is gonna be waay too light to need that engine to haul it, and if you using a trailer why even get the damn bed at all?
>>13883845
Porsh Cayenne Pepper
>>13885567
this, like a transmarobird
