ITT: post cars you want but can't afford because NEET life pays like shit
neet life doesn't pay at all.
are you talking about cars I should be able to afford, but can't? or just any car I can't afford? if you don't set any limits this can easily turn into a supercar thread.
>he can't afford a hellcat
>>13858774
hoe much is it to lease one?
>>13858770
Unemployment checks
And yeah, I guess cars that most could afford but you can't
>>13858774
I know, I know, but I love the NEET life so much I don't wanna give it up just for some money
roflmao why buy a 15 second pigfat pos when you can buy a bike way faster for 5k and pull bitches all day
wow life is not fair i cant afford a $70k atom
>>13858788
I'm trying to scheme up a way to go on disability for a few months. I feel like I deserve it. Just like a broken leg or something.
I hate my alarm clock so fucking much.
>>13858799
Does anyone actually even drive those on roads?
I only see 'em being used as more of a go-kart
>>13858807
Bite on a rag and hit your leg with a wrench
>>13858808
people drive those polaris slingshots all over here. just the same thing, but about 5x more money and another wheel right?
>>13858788
>Unemployment checks
do you just lie when they ask you where you applied? I just applied last week and they sent me a form asking where I applied before they sent me my money.
>>13858819
>I just filed last week
>>13858808
they are hard to insure.
>receiving cancellation letters non fucking stop, and also, every time i switch insurers, it's a one-off policy, so i get no multi car discount, and they want to run a fresh credit check, etc....it's just a pain, and my umbrella policy writer said that the car is too unstable to count the risk factor of, and want me to now sign an affidavit saying i will only drive it at sanctioned HPDE events WITHOUT an instructor or passenger
>>13858819
Nah, i just picked up a shitty Mc.Donalds job for about a year and then quit
Been raking in the unemployment ever since, just beware, it's shit. You'll just about have enough to pay the bills and get food.
>>13858819
Not OP but you can probably lie, you'll just have to have friend back you up claiming to be your previous boss or some shit
>>13858794
>15 second
What
>tfw no 69 Dart with a diy hellcat engine in it
>>13858781
A leased hellcat would probably strip a NEET of half their money each month, I assume the down payment would be what really fucks them
>>13858871
shit, a dart would still be cool as fuck if it had the slant 6.
darts are the tits
obligatory
>tfw no snek
>>13858886
i kinda want to swap a modern inline 6 into one, like a ford barra or a JZ to keep the 6 cylinder flavor
>>13858871
Godspeed, anon
Classic design with modern engine, fuck I'd buy that
>>13858932
dont care. they all rock
>>13858932
>2JZ swapped Dart
Dat potential 600+hp. Do want.
>>13858950
they do
>>13858941
>tfw 68 coronet rusting in my neighbours garage
>no money to buy it and swap a modern hemi in it
>even if I did he wont sell it
its suffering
>>13858760
>being NEET and:
>actually wanting to drive a dodge
Try getting an education worth a fuck, jim bob. You'll then be able to afford your 4,000+ lb american turd.
>>13858973
The hells wrong with a dodge?
>>13858963
This is your time, anon, you must steal it from him
>>13858886
theres such a thing as a VF Valiant coupe that used the Dart rear and body with a 225. The VG Valiant used the same body but used the 245 Hemi which was a better six
But of course, they're australian so who gives a fuck
>>13858774
You DO know they are over 60k yes?
>>13859096
>he can't afford a 60k dollar car
What are you? Poor?
>>13859139
60k would take a minimum wage slave about 2 and a half years to make, not counting the money he'd have to take out for bills and essentials
>>13859267
Minimum wage is 8 dollars an hour at the moment, I think, that would actually take 3.6 years working 40 hours a week every week with no time off and no money spent on anything else.
>>13859289
Oi I was a bit off, either way yeah it'd take someone getting minimum wage forever just to get a hellcat
>>13858760
Even if you could get one, good luck ordering one.
My buddy ordered one last year and is still waiting
>>13859139
yes
>>13860728
>2015
>being poor
>currently in training
>at least half as productive as a full employee even while learning
>get less money than Scandinavian NEETs
>>13860730
Everybody's doin it.
>>13860750
Fuck off normie.
>>13860730
>only posts anime shit
>expects people to think he actually isn't a NEET who only pisses in bottles
The highest achiever at being a car
>>13862780
>I Have Lots Of Money And Want To Show It Off, But I Don't Actually Know Anything About Cars: The Car
>>13862927
>its expensive so its bad
>>13862934
At least buy a Koenigsegg or something if you're spending that much.
>>13862934
>it's expensive so it must be good
2pigfat, 2ugly
>>13862953
>its popular so its bad
>>13862934
>I like it so nothing could possibly be wrong with it
>>13858760
Why not, you know, just stop being an useless lazy good for nothing and get a job?
Maybe that way you'll be able to afford yourself a car.
>>13862993
You say that like it's easy to find a non-shit job
>>13863008
You have to start somewhere.
what does NEET mean
Never
Entertained
Extra
Terrestrials?
>>13863019
Not in Employment, Education or Training
>>13863008
>You say that like it's easy to find a non-shit job
Oh shut the fuck up.
>"wahh It was a shitty job so I quit after a week"
>"i need a job, but no way I'm gonna work there"
>"i have no skills but want to make $12/hr, and not have to do shit"
Excuse me while I take a power nap before I go to my night job tonight, and then finish up some homework since I go to school and work full time.
599xx
>>13862993
honestly?
mental illness. im only getting worse as i've gotten older and now i can't really leave my house very much. i go on drives and stuff, buy food, but that's it. im a piece of shit. i hope one day i can figure out some way to make money and move out that i can handle, but so far i haven't had much luck. i'm always keeping heroin addiction up my sleeve just in case. i've accepted at this point that i might never become anything succesful or worthwhile and if that happens by the time im 25 im just gonna go do heroin on the streets, fuck it. life is pain.
I've not seen a Top Trumps super car deck in many years but I have no doubt that the Veyron is the killer card to have.
>>13863025
Thanks anon
>>13859139
median income is $53k
>>13862927
No. Its best. Its awesome. Its better than mansion and yacht
>>13862943
Oh, thus MUH KOEENIGSEGG agai
Koenigseg is ugly shit.
Bugatti is best exterior ans inetrior. Minimalisic luxury, leather and metal all around.
And 1200hp beast 1 meter away from your ear
>>13863840
Actually that's household income. Individual income is probably closer to half of that. Slight difference if you are male or female.
60k master race here though.
Feels good to make as much as a family. With just myself to feed and entertain.
>>13866911
dude im in the same boat, 23 yrs old and making $83k this year with bonus
no cool cars yet, its all going to my house, but paying off a 15 yr loan in 1.5 yrs is pretty nice
>>13863008
I used to be on the NEET path but I went and got an AAS and now make well over $30/hr. I'm on pace for $80k/year with less than a year of experience.
/am actually considering an SRT 392 in the next two years
>>13866970
Making that much at 23. I'm mirin.
>>13863029
Boy you sure do have a superiority complex.
>>13858909
This desu.
I pref gen 2, but 2014 model would work too.
>tfw not even NEET
>tfw both in school and full time job
>tfw still broke as fuck and trying to scrape enough money for a TDI econobox
>under 10k USD a year
>yuropoor
when will the suffering end /o/
I can dream
E39 M5
I could probably buy it, but with maintenance costs, insurance, taxes, fuel etc, I would probably have to divorce my wife to keep it :DD
>>13867609
Eh, it's not that bad.
>:DD
Fuck off with that.
it's going to be a couple months but at least I'm making money now
>>13862780
>slower than a gtr around a track
kek
>>13863025
>Not in Employment, Education or Training
>NEET
You mean NIEEOT.
>>13867113
Funny thing is, he's lying.
>>13869268
>doesnt know how acronyms work
>>13859139
Oh so you can buy it out right? What's that? You can't put down 60k up front? Poor fag.
>>13869282
>NIEEOT being insulted because his ackernim is being fucked with
Must be nice not having anything important to worry about.
>>13869289
>implying i said i could afford it
>>13869294
>being so bootyblasted
Its my day off, so no.
>>13859139
In my country it would take almost 12 years with the average wage to muster the money to buy it. Of course while not spending on anything.
>>13869310
That guy is a member of the ls2 forum.
>>13869413
Sorry, I just came from /trash/. I forgot to remove the image. Here, have this as consolation: https://youtu.be/v-Z9woB7pBc
This or pretty much any other Aston. Yes, I am kind of a fag for James Bond, but that's not the only reason I like them. I'm not much of a track guy, I just want a stylish runner with a big engine.
ultimately this but...
>>13873148
hopefully 2016 brings adaptive cruise control, that can bring the car to a stop
i could actually afford this if i saved vigorously for a year, but i want guns in 2016 + college
>>13858963
Had a similar situation with this one man. Had a 64 Dart with a 413 crammed in I for a while and a 68 with a 318. Both were very fun to fuck around in, but big block is best block.
>tfw can roll tires through second and keep the tail out in third if I really hammer on it. Street slicks grab a bit into first on WOT.
>>13859139
this is some good bait, but look at the name
>>13869276
He may not be anon. I'm 24 and make about 85k/ year before bonuses. Doing like him, but with more fun (paying a 30yr home loan in 8yrs.) as in building up my cars, vacations, etc.
>>13873195
You must be very talented. That is a LOT of dicks to suck, at $5 a pop.
My entire family makes $17k a year
>>13873278
Nice comeback friend. Hows it feel living under someone else's roof?
>but I rent!!!
And it will never be your roof.
As for how I make my money, I don't think your minimum wage McDonalds mind could understand what I do. Go get your GED kid and do a real job.
>>13873482
>being this bootyblasted
u mad nigger?
>>13858836
>It's shit.
>You'll only have enough to pay for bills and food.
Isn't that the intended fucking purpose of the unemployment system?
>>13858760
>mfw I traded my 2010 SRT in as deposit on a specific hellcat and the owner of the stealership bought it out from under me for himself after they had already sold my car and my state's car dealership laws don't give me any recourse
>>13873590
>buying fiat
>ever
>>13866864
>best exterior
It looks like a fucking cancerous lump on 4 wheels.
>>13873590
Tell me you ripped that jerkoff and his dealership a new one.
>>13863029
kill yourself
>>13860752
you're the fucking normie
go back to your normal life we dont want you here
>>13873482
That is the most projection I've ever seen in one post.
Sorry that I got you so upset, I was just joking. If you're going to be so fucking sensitive, you might want to check out >>>/reddit/
